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NYU was the MVP of tonight's show. His feud with Zack was nearing Lex Luger-Sting levels, where Luger was off TV for almost two months with only one promo appearance. How 'bout that for some useless triva? It takes balls to interrupt a OAOAST legend. VX showing no respect, and he got treated in kind. Of course he'd go on to gain some revenge later in the show...with help from TLC. The OAOAST catering to the smarks with the AS promo on Drek Stone. In all seriousness, PK is right, that one promo gave the AM ME, which is already a big deal in itself, an epic feel. Bo vs. Abir: The Nerdlys have officially become our version of the Dudley Boyz. Easy pay check for Bo. A Money in the Bank battle royal? That thing may very well turn into a novel. Malibu delivers the goods with his promo. Now I have to read his match from Syndicated to fully understand the deal with Sly, which he explained well but I still gotta read the match. Haunting words from Wolfenstein, at least for James Riggs. Powerful segment featuring Leon Rodez. Give the man his match! Reject vs. Riggs: Truth be told, I nearly used the exact "rape" line when Charlie almost kissed Mackenzie in my 6-man match. Anyway, good match. I'm liking this Riggs-Wolfenstein storyline. Patty's awesome. That's all you really need to know. That '70s Dude reference! Maddix/Cortez vs. D*LUX: Kick ass match, followed by an equally kick ass promo from NYU, to end a newsworthy show. Match of the Night: D*LUX vs. Maddix/Cortez Line of the Night: Co-winners. A first, I think. "You wanted to see me Mr... uhm... Mister... Sault?" -- Leon Rodez "Attention K-Mart shoppers, we have a special on lying assholes on aisle six, and a sale on enormous pricks in aisle four!" -- Alix Maria Spezia

I can see why last week's HD was lacking -- everyone saved their best stuff for this show. Only had a chance to skim through, but everything looked really good. Plan to read Patty's match sometime soon.

You break the laws You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Money talks The sliding doors open and out walk the Beverly Hills Blonds and CPA, led to the ring by Mackenzie DeCenzo. Though a participant in the upcoming bout CPA still performs his security duties, intimidating those who wish to touch any member of the Enterprise or photograph them. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team championship! Introducing first, the challengers! Accompanied by the Chief Financial Officer of The Enterprise MACKENZIE DECENZO...total combine weight 725 pounds, here are CHRISTOPHER PATRICK ALLEN, otherwise known as C-P-A, and THE BEVERLY HILLS BBLLLLLLOOOOOONNDDSSSSSS!!! COACH Somewhere Theodore Moneymaker is smiling down on his associates. First he and Christian Wright are victorious in the Anderson Cup Finals, thus earning a trip to AngleMania and a shot at the World tag team championship held by Chicks Over Dicks, now tonight they get to watch as the Blonds and CPA capture the World 6-man tag titles. COLE They haven't won anything yet, Coach. I mean, we don't even know how good a wrestler CPA is. COACH Exactly. He's NOT a wrestler, baby boy. CPA specializes in beating people up. Why grab a headlock when you can rip the other guy's head off his shoulders? BUFFER And their opponents! Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? BUFFER The reigning and defending World 6-Man Tag Team Champions of the Woooooorld, CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN...AMERICA'S TEAM...and from Victoria, Minnesota...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Through the billowing smoke appear the champions. First Brock Ausstin, in HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! mode, followed by America's Team. Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me. Pyro BLASTS from all 4 ringposts as Brock leaps onto the ring apron from the arena floor. Moss and Benjamin, however, prefer the traditional way inside the squared circle, stepping through the ropes and high-fiving their hoss dancing partner. COLE I tell you Coach, if I were to build a promotion around one wrestler I'd pick any one of these three studs. They're young, they're athletic, and most importantly, they're good character guys. Excellent role models for the youngsters watching at home. COACH No arugement from me. Brock and America's Team are three of the OAOAST's best. Their battles with Alfdogg and Team Canada, whom they defeated for the titles late last year, are a thing of legend. The Enterprise representives hold a last minute conference call, with Mackenzie peeking over at the champs corner in case they give the Blonds and CPA an opening to attack, but Brock and America's Team weren't born yesterday, they remain on-guard until Ned Blanchard and CPA step out on the apron. * DINGDINGDING * Brock and Charlie exit as the bell sounds, leaving Quentin Benjamin alone with Simon Singleton, who approaches the former collegiate wrestling champion with a :D on his face and offers a handshake. Suspicious of his motivates Benjamin cautiously accepts and readies for the cheapshot, but Simon really did just want to shake hands, as he simply walks away. COACH What sportsmanship on the part of Simon Singleton, huh, Mikey? You and people like Tony Schiavone love to jump on him and Ned for being arrogant and self-centered... COLE They are! COACH Are you blind or just stupid? He shook Quentin's hand and wished him well. Other men would've taken the opportunity to sucker punch their opponent, not Simon Singleton. He's a role model in my eyes. Benjamin and Singleton circle around before locking up mid-ring, and it's Quentin who gains the upper hand with a crisp armdrag. Impressed, Simon once again extends his hand to Benjamin, but good sportsmanship is the furtherest thing on his mind. Singleton directs a kick to Benjamin's midsection...but Quentin blocks it, spins Simon around and delivers an atomic drop! Without hesitation Quentin drops Simon with a running leg lariat. The cover! ONE... TW-- KICKOUT! Simon immediately rolls to his corner and signals for a time out, then tags Ned Blanchard. But the Handsome Hustler wants no part of Quentin Benjamin, asking for Charlie Moss instead. The Minneapolis native has no problem with that and accepts Benjamin's tag. He and Blanchard tie-up and, as his partner did, Moss successfully utilizes an armdrag to take his opponent over. Ned hurries up and rushes into a hip toss, then a standing dropkick. Blanchard refuses to stay down and goes right back at Moss, driving the knee into the gut before hammering away. Charlie is whipped into the ropes and decked by a swinging back elbow. Then off the near side Blanchard looks to plant the point of the elbow into the sternum...but Moss moves and places a reeling Ned Blanchard in an arm-wringer. The tag is made to Quentin Benjamin and he drops an elbow down onto the outstretched arm of the Handsome Hustler. Blanchard remains poised and rakes the eyes. Irish whip on the way, but Benjamin counters as Moss makes the blind tag and the duo almost bodydrop Ned out of the ring! The mighty Brock Ausstin enters and gets a jump start on spring cleaning, clotheslining Blanchard outside. Simon objects to the triple-teaming and steps in to do something about it, but America's Team hip toss him on the way in and double dropkick CPA before he even has a chance to set foot inside! COLE The champions in complete control early in this title bout live on TSM. COACH A match isn't won or lost in the first 5 minutes of a match. COLE Unless you're Bobby Lashly. COACH :huh: COLE You were saying? COACH I forgot thanks to you. Having regrouped on the floor, the Blonds and Mackie agree to send in their big gun, CPA. America's Team counter with their own heavy hitter, Brock Ausstin. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" COLE Power vs. power here. Brock Ausstin and CPA. It'll be our first look at Christopher Patrick Allen, the Enterprise's Director of Security as I'm told, and I'm anixous to see how he'll fare in his first outing in a OAOAST ring, or any ring in the world for that matter. CPA and Brock stand eye-to-eye and nose-to-nose, both about the same height and weight. They exchange 'pleasantries' and shoves, resulting in a mini last man standing match as both try to knock the other off their feet with shoulder tackles. Neither man budges so they move on to the time tested and parent approved Grecko-Roman knucklelock to test their strength. Brock and CPA prove to be equals in just about every category except the experience department, as Brock goes under and wrings the arm, but CPA retaliates with a brutal clothesline that flats the Current Big Thing! COACH There aren't many people in the world who can say they've knocked Brock Ausstin off his feet with one blow, but CPA is one of them. I felt that one all the way from Sofa Central. ONE... KICKOUT! COLE You know that's Brock's way of saying is that all you got, kicking out at one. Similar to how a football player quickly gets up following a big hit. Brock isn't getting up here, at least not by himself. CPA helps him to his feet and unloads with heavy right hands. Sent in for the ride Ausstin reverses the Irish whip and snaps the Enterprise Director of Security over on the rebound with a POWERSLAM! ONE... TWO... And only two. Brock spots Simon climbing to the top and decides to help him on the landing, catching the blond in midair and suplexing him overhead belly-to-belly style across the ring! Woozy, Simon wanders to the wrong part of town, and the champions are sure to remind him of it as they each take turns rearranging his face with closed fists. Simon stumbles away from the corner only to find himself in the presence of Brock Ausstin, who lifts the 225 pounder overhead with ease and tosses him into Ned Blanchard! The fans cheers go silent once Ausstin is leveled by a CPA flying shoulderblock! MACKENZIE (clapping) :) COACH I just remembered what I was going to say before I was rudely interrupted earlier. It's not how you start, it's how you finish. You're supposed to be fair and balanced. The voice of the fans. COLE And fans hate the Enterprise. COACH I'm gonna no sell that smart-ass remark. We weren't even 5 minutes into the match and you were already handing it to Brock and America's Team. Now look at what's happened. The tide has turned. The Blonds and CPA are in control. But I appreciate you making me look like a genius, which I really am, by the way. CPA puts the boots to Brock and the Blonds join in as America's Team try to come to the aid of their partner. The Blonds atagonize America's Team while CPA executes a Ron Simmon-style SPINEBUSTER on the monsterous Brock Ausstin. Referee Nick Patrick finally notices the illegal activity and orders the Blonds out. Not for long. Within seconds they're back in, although Simon Singleton is now the legal man. Blanchard launches him off the top and down onto Brock for the cover! COLE Rocket Launcher! ONE... TWO... * THUD * Talk about kicking out with authority. The fans jump out of their seats in awe as Brock PRESSES Simon all the way over the top rope to the floor! COACH DAYUM~! MACKENZIE & NED :o :o Still in shock from what they just witnessed the Enterprise forget about Brock, enabling him to tag out. With the legal man possibly seriously injured the referee allows Ned Blanchard to assume Simon's role in the match. COACH Wait a minute. They're gonna let this go on 3-on-2? Don't you think Blanchard and CPA should be able to bring Teddy or CW in as a replacement if Simon is unable to continue? COLE No, it's a championship match. Let it go on for as long as it can. Excellent call by referee Nick Patrick. Quentin Benjamin takes Ned over in a side headlock, and he responds with a headscissor. Benjamin floats on top, which Blanchard answers by BRIDGING UP AND OUT, but has trouble bringing the Oregon standout down in a backslide. A struggle ensues as both jockey for position. Just when it appears Ned is about to gain the advantage Quentin flips over the top and ducks a clothesline, then grabs Blanchard in a rear waistlock as Charlie Moss enters...SUPERKICK-GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO!! CPA stomps Quentin in the gut to breakup the pin. Irish whip to the buckle, and Benjamin backdrops Ned out of the corner. He takes to the air and clotheslines Blanchard from the top rope! ONE... TWO... And CPA saves the day again. As they've done so many times before, Moss and Benjamin tag. Forearm smashes rock the Handsome Hustler against the ropes. Moss shoots Ned in and gives him a taste of his own medicine, smashing the back of the elbow into the heart. Another quick tag made by America's Team, Benjamin swinging in and connecting with a slingshot legdrop! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Irish whip, but Ned reverses and Quentin goes charging toward the Enterprise corner, where SIMON SINGLETON yanks down the top rope, causing Benjamin to fall out to the floor! COLE Damnit, I completely forgot about Simon. He took a hard fall to the arena floor earlier and Quentin Benjamin just got his chance to experience it. COACH For all the flack the Blonds and the Enterprise receive, there's no denying their desire to win. They're motivated by money and we all know, in the words of Theodore Moneymaker, money breeds success. Simon takes up the fight while Ned earns a much deserved breather. Singleton uses his unique charm to draw Brock and Charlie inside, providing the diversion CPA needs to ram Quentin into the ringpost! COLE Aw, come on. There is no excuse for that. It's a championship wrestling match, not a street fight. We'll see that Sunday, April 1st at AngleMania VI. Rather than accept defeat and allow himself to be counted out so that his team can retain the titles, Quentin Benjamin shows the heart of a champion and pulls himself up on the apron. Proving he's smarter than your average blond, Simon lets CPA suplex Benjamin in to save the punishment on his own body. Yet he still wows the audience, in his mind at least, by having CPA slingshot him over the ropes and onto Quentin with a big splash! Nonchalant cover. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! The kickout is no big deal to Simon. He coolly slams Benjamin dead in the middle of the ring and heads up to the top, savoring the moment on his imaginary picture phone before dropping the big elbow...on nothing but canvas! COLE Quentin moved and is now in position to make the tag! Brock and Charlie are ready for it, meaning the tag. Benjamin scratches and claws his way to the corner, his hand extended as far as humanly possible. He nears the corner...as the referee goes to restrain CPA...AND MAKES THE TAG TO MOSS, but the referee didn't see it! "BULLSHIT!" "BULLSHIT!" "BULLSHIT!" The fans aren't the only ones irate so are Moss and Ausstin. A tag is made but it's by the Enterprise. CPA returns to action by slamming Benjamin in the corner and thrusting his shoulder repeatedly into the midsection. He then whips the Seattle native to the far corner and clotheslines him against the turnbuckles. But he goes to the well one too many times, displaying his inexperience, and runs into a big boot. Quentin quickly scales the buckles and hits a TOP ROPE BULLDOG!! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO!!! COACH I won't lie to the world, Mikey. I thought he had him there. COLE Quentin Benjamin nearly pulled off the improbable. How crushing a loss that would've been for the Enterprise. To be in control one second and defeated the next. Now can Benjamin make the tag? I don't know how much more he has left. He's running on fumes. Quentin desperately tries to make the tag, but Simon wisely boxes him out to prevent any chance of a tag happening. Ned Blanchard replaces CPA as the legal man, smashing Benjamin face-first into the turnbuckle, then stomps a mudhole and walks it dry. Pleased with his performace the Handsome Hustler takes a swing at Charlie Moss, drawing him in to divert the referee's attention away from his corner where CPA works over Benjamin's body while Simon chokes him with the tag rope! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" As they've done many times before, the Beverly Hills Blonds tag. Double whip in...DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! Then Ned lifts his partner for an atomic drop and drops him on Benjamin, adding a fresh nex sexy twist to a golden oldie -- the legdrop. A move made famous by another blond, brother. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Tag made to CPA, who sole purpose is to hit a PILEDRIVER and tag Simon back in. Mackenzie directs the Blonds to opposite corner... COACH They're going for it all here. The Atomic Blond. ...but they're so concerned about sabotage from Moss and Ausstin that they mistime their leap, or lose their balance and CROTCH themself in Simon's case, and NED EATS CANVAS! COLE Oh, my! Did that ever backfire on the Blonds. Simon and Quentin race for the tag. Singleton the closer of the two and he makes the tag to CPA, followed by Benjamin to...BROCK AUSSTIN! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Both powerhouses meet up in the center of the ring and exchange haymakers. CPA the first to bend the rules, raking the eyes to set Brock for the HR Blockbuster (Dominator)...but it's countered with a backdrop and a huge clothesline! COLE I think the end may be near, Coach. COACH Oh, man. If he hits this you're probably right. "This" being the F-Stunner-5, but the Handsome Hustler crawls up behind Brock and delivers a LOW BLOW. Charlie Moss takes exception to that and with one punch knocks Blanchard out to the floor. Ned isn't the only one to go out, Moss does as well, blindsided by a Simon Singleton dropkick. That gives the Enterprise a 2-on-1 advantage...until Quentin Benjamin comes flying into view, sending Simon and himself tumbling over the top with a clothesline! COLE What action! Only in the OAOAST! Doubled over, Brock is left prone in the ring, and CPA capitalizes with a DDT! ONE... TWO... THREE!! COACH New champions! NO!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" That took the breath out of everyone in the arena. It was [i]thatclose[/i]. A melee ensues outside. The Blonds and America's Team slugging it out. Even Mackenzie gets involved, gouging Quentin's eyes. She goes to do the same to Charlie but is caught red-handed. Moss is about to give her a big wet one when CPA reaches through the ropes and grabs a handful of his hair. Blanchard and Singleton get their licks in as CPA holds Moss up for them. Suddenly, a FOOT comes between the Blonds and the head of CPA, catching him flush in the face! COLE Benjamin out of nowhere with the superkick! Quentin takes care of the Blonds with a DOUBLE COCONUT. Inside, Brock takes care of CPA, locking him in THE KATAHAJIME! COACH Choke! That's a chokehold! This isn't mixed martial arts, it's professional wrestling. Illegal in our sport! Within seconds CPA taps! * DINGDINGDING * "Punishment" by BIOHAZARD cues up, and America's Team join Brock inside where Nick Patrick awards them the titles and raises their hands in triumph. BUFFER Here are your winners and STILL 6-man tag team champions of the world...AMERICA'S TEAM and BROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! COACH Despite the outcome, CPA was impressive tonight. COLE I agree. And I don't blame him for tapping out at all. Have you seen the size of Brock's arms? Once he locks you in the Katahajime you either tap immediately or prepare to pass out. COACH How do you prepare to pass out?! And I love how you totally avoided calling the hold a choke. COLE You know, I don't have time to argue with you. The bottom line, ladies and gentlemen, Brock Ausstin and America's Team have successfully defended their World 6-man tag team championship. And we'll be back.

World 6-Man Tag Team Title Match Brock Ausstin & America's Team © vs. Beverly Hills Blonds & CPA

COLE With a preview of this weekend's huge Syndicated program, here are Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/syndicatedannouncers.jpg] SCHIAVONE Thank you very much, Michael. Not only do we have a preview of this week's edition of OAOAST Syndicated, we also have a very special interview with one of the all-time greats in the sport... VENTURA :) SCHIAVONE ...who is not Jesse Ventura. VENTURA :huh: If it ain't me, then who is it, Schiavone? SCHIAVONE You'll find out momentarily like everyone else. First we gotta run down the card. VENTURA Oh, God. Please tell me it's not Hogan. SCHIAVONE The card, Jesse! The card! VENTURA Hey, that's right. What a show we got for you this week. Exclusive highlights and matches from the ongoing H1 Grand Prix tournament; The Freebird vs. Scotty Static in a mask vs. hair match; Tha Puerto Rican vs. Dan Black in an X-Division title quarterfinal bout; No Holds Barred -- Sly Somers vs. the #1 contender to Drek Stone's OAOAST Championship Zack Malibu... SCHIAVONE And in our MAIN EVENT...! VENTURA The finals of the 2007 Anderson Cup: Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright vs. a true Cinderella team in every sense of the word, those lovable fruits from south of the border, Los Diablos de Fuego. SCHIAVONE And that and more this weekend on an extended edition of OAOAST Syndicated. Be sure to check your local listings for time and date. Speaking of the Anderson Cup, are you ready for our special guest? VENTURA Is it a woman? SCHIAVONE Wrong again. He's a legend in our sport... VENTURA I'm a legend. SCHIAVONE ...a former World tag team champion... VENTURA I'm a former tag team champion. SCHIAVONE ...with 4 different partners... VENTURA Well, I guess it really isn't me. SCHIAVONE I told you it wasn't. VENTURA Don't get condescending with me. Your lucky I even let you co-host [i]my show[/i]. SCHIAVONE As I was saying, fans, a true legend in our sport, please welcome an original member of the 4 Horsemen..."THE ENFORCER" ARN ANDERSON!!! Once again unable to gain permission to use the Horsemen theme, Double A is accompanied by the OAOAST Legends theme. Met by a standing ovation Arn scoopes the arena, milking the moment for all it's worth before flashing the famous 4 fingers, the sign of the Horsemen. VENTURA It might not be me or a woman with a huge rack, but this is a pretty good surprise. One of the toughest men to ever step foot in the ring, Double A, Arn Anderson. Having made his way to the interview stage, Arn shakes hands with both Tony and Jesse, then holds up the 4 fingers once more to another loud ovation. ANDERSON I gotta tell you, outside of the Carolinas there isn't a more fitting place for yours truly to appear than right here in Baltimore. "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" ANDERSON But enough about me. My time has come and gone. Let's talk about the 2007 Anderson Cup -- and in my opinion, the best one yet. Out of 16 teams only 2 remain. The cinderella Los Diablos de Fuego and the team of Christian Wright and Theodore Moneymaker. Both young and hungry. I know some people will hold the fact Wright and Moneymaker tried to buy their way into the finals against them, but make no mistake about it, they earned their trip. Just look at the accolades of the teams they defeated -- The Love Doctors, HI-YAH tag champions; America's Team, Tag Team World Cup finalists; Black T, 3-time OAOAST tag team champions and arguably the greatest tag team in history. Their opponents are equally as worthy of advancing to the finals. As the old saying goes, don't judge a book by its cover. Los Diablos de Fuego might not be the biggest or strongest guys in the world, but they have a ton of heart and that can go along way in the greatest sport of them all, as I can attest to. SCHIAVONE Arn, I hate to put you on the spot, but who do you think is going to win? ANDERSON Boy, that's a tough one. Both teams have really impressed me. But everything seems to be pointing in the direction of Los Diablos de Fuego. First they take care of unfinished business with the Beverly Hills Blonds to reach the finals, now they're up against the man who put a bounty on their heads and the men who just happen to be close associates of the Blonds. VENTURA So you're picking Los Diablos? ANDERSON No, I'm going to have to say Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. They remind me of me and Tully Blanchard in our hey day, only with a much better looking version of J.J. Dillion. I think they'll be able to slow down Los Diablos and keep them grounded for most of the match. If they can't do that then I see a Diablos win. Either way I expect a competitive final. SCHIAVONE Arn, thank you for your time. It's been a pleasure having you with us. ANDERSON Thank you, guys. I had a great time. Look forward to this weekend. SCHIAVONE As do we. Arn exits. VENTURA What about you, Schiavone? Who do you got? SCHIAVONE Los Diablos de Fuego. You? VENTURA Like Double A, I'm going with Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. I expect Los Diablos to have an emotional letdown after an emotion win last week. Besides, haven't you heard how they've spent their time training, if you can even call it that. SCHIAVONE As a matter of fact, we're about to view that piece of footage. So without any further ado, here's a special video feature on how both teams are preparing for their match this weekend. [i]AC/DC "Money Talks"[/i] Nighttime somewhere in the United States. A valet opens the door to the stretch limousine parked outside a 5-star hotel. A beavy of beauties emerge from the limo first, followed by THE ENTERPRISE, all of whom smoking cigars except CPA who provides security. Moneymakers hands the valet a wad of cash as he and his buddies head to their suite. Inside, the women entertain the guys in their bra and panties. In fact, if you didn't know any better you'd think they were strippers. Yeow! Tailored suits, chaufeured cars, Fine hotels and big cigars Up for grabs, all for a price, Where the red hot girls keep on Dancin' through the night. The claim is on you, the sights are on me, So what do you do, that's guaranteed? Hey little girl, you want it all, The furs, the diamonds, the paintings on the wall. From Mackenzie wandering the room in a mink fur coat and diamond jewerly counting money, to shots of Theodore making out with various women and him and CW kicking ass in the Anderson Cup. Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on, come on, listen to the money talk Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on, come on, listen to the money talk Then it's onto the home of Theodore Moneymaker, Money Manor. We see the maid tidying up the place and the chef working in the kitchen. A French maid, foreign chef, A big house, with kingsize beds. You had enough, you ship 'em out, The dollar's up, down, you better buy the pound. The claim is on you, the sights are on me, So what do you do? That's guaranteed Hey little girl, you break the laws, You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Clips of Mackie interfering in Enterprise bouts air, as well as more footage of Wright and Moneymaker taking care of business in the ring. Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on, come on, listen to the money talk Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on , come on, listen to the money talk Money talks, Yeah ! Inside the Enterprise hotel room, the Blonds lay exhausted on the kingsize bed as Moneymaker pays the women for their services, laughing as only he can. Even at play Wright is still at work crunching numbers. Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on, come on, listen to the money talk Come on, come on, lovin' for the money, Come on, come on, listen to the money talk Money talks, talks, talks, Oh, here it comes, yeah, yeah, yeah! Money talk! Outside, CPA keeps the paparazzi at bay as the Enterprise return to their limo and drive off. [i]The Pointer Sisters "I'm So Excited"[/i] Decked in pink tuxedos, Los Diablos de Fuego receive a hereos welcome as they cross the border into Mexico to party with friends and family. Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen Tonight we'll put all other things aside Give in this time and show me some affection We're going for those pleasures in the night I want to love you, feel you Wrap myself around you I want to squeeze you, please you I just can't get enough And if you move real slow, I'll let it go Helicopter spotlights provide electricity to the impromptu fiesta. Arm and arm, Moracca and Mariachi cozy up, then rip each other's clothes off before bumping and grinding against one another! I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you Video of Mackenzie DeCenzo heading to the ring with Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright is followed by clips of Los Diablos beating the snot out of the Beverly Hills Blonds in the Conference Finals. We shouldn't even think about tomorrow Sweet memories will last a long, long time We'll have a good time baby don't you worry And if we're still playing around boy that's just fine Highlights of Diablos Anderson Cup matches against the South Central Militia, Team Canada and Beverly Hills Blonds air, concluding with a staredown with Wright and Moneymaker from an episode of HeldDOWN~! Let's get excited, we just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you, want you From partying on the border to Los Diablos lusting in their dressing room over pictures of Officer Tango Bosley and EMT Tim Cash, Rescue 911. If that isn't disturbing enough, Moracca and Mariachi tie-up Tony Brannigan against his will and scrub their tights across his washboard abs! I want to love you, feel you Wrap myself around you I want to squeeze you, please you I just can't get enough And if you move real slow, I'll let it go Back at the border party, Los Diablos pour beer all over themselves which the producer of this segment plays in slow-motion. To make up for it the video gets hardcore, showing a close-up of both Diablos bleeding to set up footage of their New Year's Spectacular Mexican Street Fight versus Los Conquistadors. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you A shot of the OAOAST tag team titles are sliced with more footage of Los Diablos dishing out violence against the Blonds and Conquistadors. I'm so excited (look what you do to me) And I just can't hide it (you got me burning up) I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited (look what you do to me) And I just can't hide it (I'm about to give it up) And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you The video ends with Tony Brannigan appearing out of nowhere to chase Los Diablos back across the border, and the Wright/Moneymaker-Diablos staredown from earlier. [b]THIS WEEKEND[/b] [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/SYNDICATED.jpg] [b][color="#FF8C00"]ANDERSON CUP FINALS[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]Los Diablos de Fuego[/color] vs. [color="#2E8B57"]Theodore Moneymaker[/color] & [color="#808000"]Christian Wright[/color][/b]

Anderson Cup Finals hype Sooner Bruisers promo

Not exactly my best work, but it's something and that's always better than nothing. And now, [color=blue][b]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/b][/color] presented by Your Imagination: Insert Slogan Here. [b]Two Weeks Ago[/b] [quote]LOW BLOW stops Brannigan in his tracks. In addition to the referee being down and out, so are Dan and Uber outside. With no authority figure present Big Frank wallops Tony with a STEEL CHAIR! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Big Frank swipes his arms to singal the end is near. He facelocks Tony for the 69 DRIVER but spends most of his time taunting the hecklers ringside.... :huh: :huh: :huh: ...apparently causing a commotion in the stands, which we soon learn is because LOGAN USHER MANN is in the building! VENTURA What?! He's got no business being here! With the aid of a CANE, Logan hops over the guardrail and sneaks up behind Big Frank...BREAKING THE CANE ACROSS HIS BACK!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Unaware of what happened, Dan Black casually climbs onto the apron only to be yanked down by Uber. The Psycho Gremlin leaning him against the ringpost for a headbutt...but Black moves and Uber posts himself! "THREE-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The fans know what's next. 3-B, THE BLACK BODY BAG!!! Earl Hebner crawls over as Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew known as Black T, both cover Big Frank! ONE... TWO... THREE!!![/quote] Standing by at our backstage interview location, the SOONER BRUISERS alongside Hall of Famer "Mean" Gene Okerlund. OKERLUND Here with me at this time, the only brother combination to hold the OAOAST tag team championship of the world, Big Frank and Uber Bruiser, the Sooner Bruisers. Gentlemen, thank you for joining me. I know you have plently to say about the challenged issued to you by the Heavenly Rockers just a few short days ago on our syndicated weekend program. However, before we get to that, let's revisit the challenged as issued across the country and around the world this past weekend. * SWOOSH * [b]Courtesy: [color=#800080]OAOAST Syndicated[/color][/b] Conducted atop the world famous INTERVIEW STAGE, Tony Schiavone holds the mic as Logan Usher Mann pontificates. By his side wife Holly-Wood and fellow Heavenly Rocker Synth. LOGAN As they say, paybacks are a [beep]! You didn't really think a sprained knee would stop me from ripping the hearts out of your chests and stomping 'em to a bloody pulp, did you, Bruisers? While breaking that cane across Frank's back was as satisifying as a late night with Holly-Wood, the Heavenly Rockers understand the war is far from over. But it is one step closer to ending it. Right now the Sooner Bruisers are probably experiencing a side effect that usually occurs from the intake of a certain drug and need something to help release all that anger inside of them. It just so happens I have what the doctor ordered. You see, there's this little pay-per-view coming up April 1st. AngleMania I think it's called. Biggest night of the year they say, the granddaddy of them all. Zack Malibu vs. Drek Stone is worth the price of admission alone, but let's play the Steamboat/Savage to their Andre/Hogan. Let's end the war once and for all. I'm talking about a Sin City Street Fight! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" LOGAN Being as how this will be the first AngleMania to be held outside the United States entirely, let's raise the stakes. LOSER LEAVES TOWN!! SCHIAVONE :o LOGAN Go ask Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard just how tough we are in that kind of match. SYNTH Now ya'll mutha[beep] deal wit dat! * SWOOSH * Back live, the Bruisers are ready to explode. OKERLUND You heard Logan Mann reference the Beverly Hills Blonds in his closing statement. As many of you know, Simon and Ned lost a Sin City Street Fight last AngleMania but returned due to a loophole discovered by Mackenzie DeCenzo. While OAOAST officials have signed off on the proposed match, the loser will only leave town for 90 days, as to prevent the total loss of one of the two top tag teams in the sport today. BIG FRANK We don't need no damn saftey net, Norma Gene. 90 days or forever, it don't matter 'cause me and my brother are gonna beat them so bad they'll never be able to wrestle again. OKERLUND So you accept? BIG FRANK Yeah, we accept. We finally get our chance to cripple their sorry asses without threat of repercussions from the suits at OAOAST Towers. Heavenly Rockers, you better take out the best insurance plan you can find, and Logan Mann, I suggest you have your sperm frozen because you'll never be capable of fathering children after we get done with you and Powder. COD, Los Diablos or Wright and Moneymaker, you all better watch your backs because we're coming after you and the World tag titles next. OKERLUND Assuming you get past the Heavenly Rockers at AngleMania? BIG FRANK Assume nothing! I told you so! OKERLUND Let's go back to the ring.

Strong opening segment, particularly Sly's promo. Heck of a job tying some loose ends together. It got me thinking though, we might need to come up with a new name for the Syndicated shows that feature marquee matches like the one we're about to have on the 25th. For a show designed to be one hour and a throwback to the old WWF Superstars, we usually find a way to pack them with PPV quality stuff. So those promos were for the return of Leon Rodez? Had me fooled. I thought it was for somebody new, but it'll be good to have him back again. Blonds vs. Diablos: Nice to see the imaginary cell phone caught on better than the old hand screen signal. Easier to describe I suppose. Anyway, rockin' match. Los Diablos finally got their revenge. Johnny Sommers vs. Discovery: A showcase for JS. If Patty decided to never have COD defend their titles again nobody would complain as long as he continued to write weekly promos. Ramone vs. DDD: Insert promo from PR. And he wasn't the only one do do it, so did I later in the show. Major upset. I went into the match thinking how cool it would be if Dragon won, but I didn't think he had a chance. The ban only applied to the Blonds-Diablos match! Fly vs. Richards: Like the first X-title tourny match, I went in pulling for one guy (Richards) but the result wasn't the same. At least Jay teached the kids a lesson in sportsmanship. Maddix vs. Caboose: I can't remember the last time Caboose had a match. Sure it's just the character and not the actual poster, but still, it's been awhile. Now everyone should jump on KC for giving away his return on free TV. Match of the Night: Maddix vs. Caboose

"You break the laws You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Money talks" * DING * DING * DING * DING * BUFFER Wrrrrrrestling fans, the following contest in the 2007 Anderson Cup is for the MWC Conference Championship, set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit! Mackenzie DeCenzo leads the dashing duo of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright through the sliding doors, all three dressed to the nines in their tailor-made outfits. BUFFER Currently on their way to the ring, accompanied by their Chief Financial Officer MACKENZIE DECENZO...representing THE ENTERPRISE, total combined weight 462 pounds, the #3 seeds in the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference... "THE NATURAL" CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR" THEODORE MMMOOOONNEYMAKER!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" SCHIAVONE Unlike their Enterprise counterparts, Wright and Moneymaker were unsuccessful in their bid to buy the #2 seed in the MWC Conference, turned down by America's Team. VENTURA How did that work out for Moss and Benjamin? SCHIAVONE You know the answer to that one. They were defeated in the semi-finals by the very men they snubbed. VENTURA Yeah, CW and Teddy got the last laugh on that one, didn't they? One win away from the finals. I bet Moss and Benjamin are praying Wright and Moneymaker advance tonight, that way they won't look so stupid when they tell people they rejected an offer from the Billion Dollar Heir. SCHIAVONE As fans who saw our syndicated weekend program know, Theodore Moneymaker extended an olive brance to his cousin Tony Brannigan. Jesse Ventura documented their problems last week. In case you missed it, here is what Theodore had to say about the icy relationship with his cousin. Handing his briefcase and jacket to Mackenzie, Wright rolls into the ring and holds the ropes open for his boss, a sign of respect for the man who signs his checks. [i]* SWOOSH *[/i] We cut to a wide shot as the small square box settles in on the top left hand corner of the screen. Standing in front of the Enterprise backdrop are Wright, Moneymaker and Mackenzie. THEODORE Make no mistake about it, little people of the world. The problem I have is with Dan Black and not my own flesh and blood, Tony Brannigan. He was the big brother I never had. Always there to party with, until Dan Black came along. Everything changed the day Tony got the phone call from Dan asking to be his partner in the OAOAST tag team title tournament of 2004. I don't blame for him jumping at the chance to capture championship gold, but I do blame Dan Black for ruining this family's plans to become the biggest force in professional wrestling. It would've been US dominating the tag scene, not some Englishman riding on the coattails of my cousin. It won't be just another match this Thurday night on HeldDOWN~! I'll wrestle my cousin with the respect he deserves as a former World Champion, but I'll break every rule in the book when I'm in there with you, Dan Black. I'll expect the worst out of you just as you'll expect the worst out of me. I leave you with this, Black: blood is thicker than water. [i]* SWOOSH *[/i] BUFFER And their opponents in this Conference Final bout! "Quiet" by the Smashing Pumpkins hits as the entranceway is engulfed by black smoke. BUFFER First...hailing from London, England, weighing 242 pounds, the man who has held more championships than any other in the sport today, a four-time tag team champion of the woooooorld, he is "THE ICE HEART"...DAN BLLLLLLAAAAAAACK! His partner...from Hollywood U.S.A., 262 pounds, the former professional wrestling heavyweight champion of the world...TONY BRANNIGAN! Together they are known as the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew... BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAACK TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Black and Tony emerge through the smoke and on their way to the squared circle. SCHIAVONE Jesse, many people have interpreted Moneymaker's comments about blood being thicker then water as meaning Tony's been offered a position with the Enterprise. VENTURA Possibly. I mean, having a former World Champion in your stable would be quite a coup. He'd be by far the most experience member of the company, somebody who can teach the others the ins and outs of professional wrestling. You think Tony would take the family discount, or come full price? SCHIAVONE One thing Tony Brannigan and Theodore Moneymaker have in common is their love of money. Either way, I'm sure Theodore can afford the price tag. Both teams huddle in their respective corners to discuss last minute strategy, until Dan Black breaks away from his to attack Theodore Moneymaker! Right behind is Tony Brannigan, who pulls Christian Wright aside and unloads heavy forearms on the Natural while Black chops the hide off the chest of the Billion Dollar Heir. * DINGDINGDING * Everything going their way early, Black T suddenly find themselves on the defensive as Wright and Moneymaker fight back. In a bit of comedy relief, both teams go for the eyes and blind each other. That doesn't stop CW from lunging at Tony, who hears the rumbling footsteps and lowers the shoulder, tossing Wright over the top and to the floor! Inside, Theodore is the first to fully regain his eye sight and passes up the opportunity to get in a free shot on his cousin, choosing to unleash his fury on Dan Black instead. But the Ice Heart ducks a right and delivers an atomic drop, followed by a nasty running lariat to his tag partner's billionaire sibling. Rather than stay down or roll out to the floor, Moneymaker returns to his feet and is met by a hard kick to the stomach, then an equally painful knife-edge chop before being whipped into the ropes...but CW and Mackenzie are there to pull him out to saftey. SCHIAVONE Dan Black just gave Theodore Moneymaker his two cents, Jesse Ventura! VENTURA Joke all you want, Schiavone, but even you have to give kudos to the team of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright for hanging in there with Black T. Brawling isn't their method of choice, but they showed they're more than capable of slugging it out. The Enterprise regroup outside and devise a new plan that sees Moneymaker challenge Dan Black one on one, only to turn around and have his Financial Analyst do the dirty work for him. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" WRIGHT SILENCE! Finally, wrestling action. Christian grabs a side headlock out of a collar-and-elbow tie-up and turns it into a hammerlock, but Dan reaches between his legs and yanks Wright off his feet with a single leg trip, immediately trapping the legs for the Sharpshooter. Fortunately for CW, he's able to wiggle free and land a European uppercut. He backs the Ice Heart into the ropes and fires him off after a tag to Moneymaker, who capitalizes on a CW forearm smash to the midsection with the Billion $ Kneelift and A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Theodore slams Black and tags Christian. MIDDLE ROPE ELBOWDROP! ONE... TWO... Save by Tony. He and CW have a few choice words for each other, but that's the extent of it. Referee Charles Robinson back on top of his game after that bad night two weeks ago. Once again the legal man, Theodore covers, but not before he and CW connect on a double snap powerslam! ONE... TWO... But only two. CW is called in for some more double-teaming, but it backfires as Dan ducks the double clothesline and wipes out both men with an STO! SCHIAVONE Apparently the Enterprise didn't study the Sooner Bruisers/Black T match as thoroughly as they should have, or they would've known that was coming. ONE... TWO... DOUBLE KICKOUT! Black smartly tags out in favor of the fresher Tony Brannigan. Eye brows are raised when the former World Champion goes straight for Christian Wright rather than Theodore Moneymaker, the legal man. He shoots Wright off to the far side and displays his strength, military pressing the Natural before slamming him on the canvas. Unlike earlier, Theodore doesn't pass up the chance to cheapshot his cousin this time around, decking Tony from behind! THEODORE (flashing the universal sign of money, or money fingers) :lol: SCHIAVONE I can't believe it! Theodore Moneymaker just sucker punched his own cousin! VENTURA More interestingly, he's laughing about it. It obvious he didn't mean what he said about wanting to make-up with Tony. The fact he went through so much trouble just to gain a psychological edge moved him up my favorites list. Teddy reaffirmed what we all already knew, he'll do anything to win. I admire that. No idea who hit him, Tony covers up as best he can while Theodore puts the boots to him. Slapping him upside the head, Moneymaker denounces his cousin for siding with Dan over him following the World 6-man tag title tournament last year. Having shaken off most of the cobwebs, Brannigan's eyes light up in rage once realizing who it is screaming at him. Theodore pleds igornace but Tony refuses to hear that, taking it right to the Billion Dollar Heir. Staggered by a series of right hands, Moneymaker is sent in for the ride and military pressed...into the arms of Christian Wright! Dan Black comes in to get him some and the match degernates into another pier-six brawl, much to the fans delight. SCHIAVONE We gotta take a break! VENTURA What, now?! SCHIAVONE Yeah. As always, the tape machines are rolling. Should the match end during the break we'll show you what happened on replay. Stay with us! You won't be HeldDOWN~! for long! * COMMERICAL * Before he was Mr. Fantastic, Craig T. Nelson was...Coach. Also starring Jerry Van Dyke, the Stephen Baldwin of the Van Dyke acting family and from "My Mother, the Car" fame. COACH Weeknights on TSM. * COMMERICAL * We return from break to see Theodore Moneymaker as in bad of shape actress Sharon Stone was in Germany. The Billion Dollar Heir is backdropped out of the corner and set up for the Attitude Adjustment Piledriver...but Christian Wright steps in and hits the SUPERKICK to save his boss, who floats on top for the cover! ONE... TWO... NO!! Dan Black kicks Theodore in the balls to breakup the pin. Luckily it was lightning quick, otherwise it would've been an automatic disqualification. Moneymaker rolls to his corner grimacing in pain but is able to make the tag. Wright drops an elbow on Tony for good measure and covers. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! A get-that-weak-shit-out-of-here type of kickout. CW keeps Tony grounded with a reverse chinlock, grinding the knee into the spine of the back in the process. Like his partner did two weeks ago, Dan Black baits the fans into rallying behind Tony by slapping the top turnbuckle feverishly. VENTURA Look at Dan Black pandering to the crowd. Black T, as great as they are, may be the most desperate team left in the tournament, Schiavone. They've become the aging team in a division filled with youth. SCHIAVONE But also inexperience, as I'm sure you'd admit. Besides, even without the help the crowd would still be on Black T's side because they have the respect of everyone in our great sport. Tony rises to his feet and drops down with Wright, smacking the crown of his head into the jaw of the Enterprise's Financial Analyst. Dan Black positions himself for the tag, but Theodore Moneymaker sprints over and knocks him off the apron. Heads up move on Theodore's part, enabling him and CW to make the exchange. Moneymaker whips Brannigan hard into the buckle, then charges in and drives the shoulder into the midsection again and again. The Billion Dollar Heir unleashes a fury of right hands and chops, all while :lol: in his cousin's face. Yet another tag is made by the team of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. The Natural picks up where Teddy left off, hammering the former heavyweight champion of the world with a combination of European uppercuts and knife-edge chops. Even Mackenzie DeCenzo gets in on the act. CW sets it up by choking Brannigan on the middle rope before backing away at the request of the referee, which allows the Enterprise CFO to SLAP the taste out of Tony's mouth! "MACKIE IS A BITCH!" "MACKIE IS A BITCH!" "MACKIE IS A BITCH!" Mackenzie throws it right back at the fans, taking a bow at their less than flattering chant. Wright hits the ropes and slides outside Big Boss Man (RIP) style, nailing Brannigan with a European uppercut from the arena floor. Then it's to the air. Christian paces himself as he climbs to the top, not wanting to rush things. Hindsight 20/20, perhaps he should have. Tony gets the KNEES UP as CW comes off the top with the FROG SPLASH! SCHIAVONE This may be the opening Tony needs to make the tag, Jesse. VENTURA Dan Black standing by, as is Theodore Moneymaker. Let's not forget, it's as important for CW to tag out as it is Tony. Both are reeling. The turtle race is on. Brannigan and Wright looking to tag first, and it's CW...followed closely by Tony. Moneymaker is leveled by Black on the way in, the Ice Heart thrusting both forearms hard into the chest of the Billion Dollar Heir. Wright swings and misses, and Dan makes him pay by hitting a double-arm DDT. Theodore tries to surprise Dan with a flying double axehandle smash, but he's caught in a bear hug on the way down...NORTHERN LITES SUPLEX! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO!! Quickly, Black grabs the arm...La Majistral cradle! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Black returns to a vertical base and eats a SPEAR! SCHIAVONE My goodness, Christian Wright came out of nowhere with that spear! Wright places Dan in a front facelock, the prelude to one of two finishing moves, but Tony Brannigan is there to ram the knee into the back, a RUDE AWAKENING for CWii VENTURA There's so much action going on I don't know how to call it. I just know Black T are in the driver's seat. The fans rise as Black T eye Moneymaker, resulting in a chant for "3-B." Knowing what lies ahead, Mackenzie DeCenzo hops on the apron to buy her associates time. Dan and Tony brush the referee aside and plant a big wet one on DeCenzo! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Repulsed, Mackie jumps down and wipes her mouth with the sleeve of her pinstrip suit jacket. Moneymaker avenges the honor of his CFO, blindsiding Black T, sending Tony Brannigan tumbling outside and Dan Black throat-first into the top rope with a clothesline. Theodore stalks Dan on the way up and locks him in the BANK VAULT, but the Ice Heart is able to land an elbow to the ribs and slips out and around...CROSS ARM GERMAN SUPLEX! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO!! Black goes right to his next move, a CRADLE PILEDRIVER...but rather than go straight for the pin he pops up and gives the THROAT/SLASH~! SCHIAVONE I don't think Dan Black is through, Jesse. He wants to send Theodore a message. VENTURA The best message Black can send is by winning the match. He just wants to hurt Moneymaker. Dan scales the turnbuckles...TOP ROPE DIVING HEADBUTT!! SCHIAVONE That's it! It's all over! Or so you'd think. Mackie distracts the referee on the apron as Wright slides in and rakes Black's eyes. Like a thief in the night, CW gets his job done fast, hooking Dan for a suplex but first hangs the feet on the top rope and then snaps him over with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! VENTURA The Conversion Rate! CW drapes Teddy's arm across Dan's chest and flees, nailing Tony with an STO on the arena floor. ONE... TWO... THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, the 2007 Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference Champions, advancing onto the 3rd annual Anderson Cup Finals...CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and THEODORE MMMOOOONNEYMAKER! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mackenzie throws his arms up in celebrating, rushing inside to congrat the MWC Conference champions and 2007 Anderson Cup finalists. SCHIAVONE Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright have advanced. What a heartbreaking loss for Black T, Jesse. VENTURA Dan Black and Tony Brannigan have nothing to be ashamed. They gave it everything. Just when it looked like they were gonna pull it off, Mackie does her thing, distracts the referee -- and who can blame him -- CW comes in, rakes Black in the eyes and nails him with the Conversation Rate. 1-2-3. Christian Wright and Theodore Moneymaker, your winners. SCHIAVONE Whatever the future holds, Black T will go down as the greatest tag team in OAOAST history. 3-time tag team champions, former HI-YAH tag team champions and former Award Award winners for Tag Team of the Year. But tonight is the Enterprise's night. They advance to the finals which will be held on our Syndicated program February 25th. Stay with us. More to come!

Anderson Cup Conference Finals Black T vs. Theodore Moneymaker & Christian Wright

Apologies for the weak feedback, but I'm currently under the weather, although it'll probably still be the only piece of feedback the show gets. Excellent show. One of the best in sometime. Everyone brought their A-game, especially the match writers. Patty's LSGS/Melody segment was hilarious, as was the COD promo and Conquistadors makeover. You even had PR and Ms. Lindsay announcing their engagement. The Freebird angle is starting to go where I expected, and I hope it does result in Blank's return. And I got the main event!

I'm glad KC said what needed to be said because I sure as hell didn't want to. Send everything to me, btw. Remember those old school ring carts used at WrestleMania III and VI? We're breaking them out for AM, just so you know. Anyway.... Sin City Street Fight Sooner Bruisers vs. The Heavenly Rockers

"Quiet" by the Smashing Pumpkins hits and it's anything but as Black T emerge through the cloud of black smoke to a loud roar. BUFFER The following contest, semi-final action from the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference in the 2007 Anderson Cup, and it is scheduled for one fall with a 15-minute time limit. Introducing first...representing Great Britain and the United States of America, the 4th ranked team in the MWC Conference and former three-time OAOAST World tag team champions...DAN BLACK and TONY BRANNIGAN... BLACK TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SCHIAVONE Lots of rumors circulating throughout the wrestling world pertaining to the future of Black T. Many experts believing the 2007 Anderson Cup could be their last hurrah if they're unsuccessful yet again. In case you've forgotten, Black T lost to the GPX in the finals of the first ever Anderson Cup 3 years ago, then were stunned in the second round of last year's Cup by the Lone Star Gunslingers. 2007 was the first time they were ranked lower than #1, seeded 4th in the tournament. They've been hampered in recent years by injuries and outside interests. Credited as the team who turned the OAOAST tag division around, the Anderson Cup is the only title missing from their résumé. VENTURA Geez, Schiavone, you make it sound like Black T are as injury prone as the Heavenly Rockers. That isn't the case at all and you know it. They're not in a Peyton Manning situation. They already have multi-reigns as tag champions to be considered the greatest of all time, and make no mistake about it, they are the greatest tag team in OAOAST history. They've done more for tag team wrestling than any other team here or elsewhere. If it weren't for the fact they spent the last year saving the OAOAST from falling into enemy hands, they'd probably still be World tag team champions. As customary, Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein" plays the Sooner Bruisers to the ring. BUFFER Their opponents, also former professional wrestling tag team champions of the world, currently the reigning and defending MWC Champions, the only #1 ranked team remaining in the Anderson Cup...from the state of Oklahoma, total combine weight 525 pounds, BIG FRANK and UBER BRUISER... THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUISERS!! SCHIAVONE Speaking of the World tag team championship, here are the men who ended Black T's third title reign at World Without End last October. Black T have gone on record as saying it was the toughest match they've ever been involved in. VENTURA I think the Heavenly Rockers would agree. SCHIAVONE And that rivarly began with the Anderson Cup. The Heavenly Rockers defeating the Sooner Bruisers in last year's finals, which ended with the Bruisers crashing Synth and Logan's post-match celebration and injuring their manager, now the wife of Logan Mann, Holly-Wood. VENTURA That went a bit too far, but Holly gave Big Frank mixed signals. SCHIAVONE Now stop it. There's no need to go there. * DINGDINGDING * Officially underway, the match begins with Dan Black and Uber engaging in the ever popular collar-and-elbow tie-up. Black holds his own until the Psycho Gremlin decides to put his amatuer background to use, taking the Ice Heart to the mat and riding him like some punk kid. Dan escapes and CHOPS UBER IN THE FOREHEAD, rattling him with a series of forearm and knee strikes to the face. But the crazed Sooner Bruiser battles back, headbutting Black in stomach before tossing him outside. Any thought Big Frank has about capitalizing on the situation is put to rest when Tony Brannigan rushes over to fend off an attack. Ordered back to his corner Tony can only watch as Uber suplexes...No, Black floats over and delivers the CHIMERA SUPLEX SEQUENCE! SCHIAVONE Dragon, German and Tiger suplexes all in succession! Incredible! ONE... TWO... NO!! Big Frank kicks Dan's legs out from under him. Unappreciative of the gesture, Black cheapshots Frank, but then walks into a snap powerslam from Uber! ONE... TWO... Tony Brannigan gives the Sooner Bruisers a taste of their own medicine, breaking up the pin. VENTURA Black T not afraid to bend the rules here and there, and neither are the Sooner Bruisers. Speaking of the aforementioned, they're the first to make a tag. But rather than isolate Black, Big Frank encourages him to tag Tony, the powerhouse of the team. Ask and you shall receive. Butting heads and nose to nose, both men exchange words and bodybuilding poses. Then it's on. Frank hits the ropes and collides with Tony, but it doesn't even faze the former World Champion. So Bruiser challenges Brannigan to try and knock him off his feet, and like Tony, Frank stands his ground. VENTURA (laughs) You wanna talk about an irresistible force vs. the immovable object, then look no further, we're witnessing it right now live on HeldDOWN~! Determined to accomplish his objective, the Man of Tomorrow hits the ropes again, as does Tony. Needless to say, the pace quickens as both competitors CRISS-CROSS. SCHIAVONE Blind tag made on the part of Black T. VENTURA And it looks like they're gonna try to sucker Big Frank. Proving why he's considered to be the best color commentator in the history of our great sport, Jesse's analysis is spot on. The Superfreak ducks a Tony Brannigan leapfrog and gets caught looking up for the ropes with a Dan Black SUPERKICK! ONE... TWO... NO!! SCHIAVONE You think Dan took exception to Frank asking for Tony? It looked to me like he put a little extra something in that kick. The Ice Heart stays on the attack, stomping Big Frank upside the head as he tries to crawl away. Snap suplex and a beauty into a lateral press. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT, AND WITH AUTHORITY! VENTURA Notice how quickly Dan Black goes for the cover. We've seen alot of that in the Anderson Cup. The quicker the victory, the better. Not only does it save wear and tear on your body, it also doesn't allow the time limit to become the third opponent in the ring like it did last week in the Beverly Hills Blonds-D*LUX match. SCHIAVONE And what a match that was. The Blonds scoring the winning pinfall, in dubious fashion mind you, with 1 second remaining in the time limit. We'll see them next week in one of our two Conference Final bouts. VENTURA We might be playing the fued, Schiavone. A Black T win means they must face Tony Brannigan's cousin Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright in the MWC Finals. Wouldn't that be something? Tony's tagged in, and the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew whip the Man of Tomorrow into the ropes, clotheslining him together. As Black exits, Tony covers. ONE... TWO... Again, Frank kicks out, but not with authority as it's a bit tougher doing so to a man Brannigan's size. Tony, however, doesn't have much trouble PRESSING the 275 pounder in the air, slamming him to the canvas and following up with a round of power forearms and the cover. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! SCHIAVONE Black T sticking to their plan. They're going for pins at every opportunity, Jesse. VENTURA You gotta against a team like the Sooner Bruisers. Unlike most big men, the Bruisers can go 15 or 60. It don't matter to them. Brannigan maneuvers Frank to the corner and unloads with forearms and shoulder thrusts, then sends the Superfreak off towards the far corner, charging in and eating nothing but turnbuckle as the leader of the Freakozoids steps aside and hoists him on his shoulders, taking Tony over to his corner for the tag to the Psycho Gremlin, who flies off the top to complete the ELECTRIC CHAIR BULLDOG!! ONE... TWO... NO!! Black makes the save and gets into it with both Bruisers. 2 against 1, Dan's eventually overwhelmed and fired into the ropes...but he ducks a double Soonerline and hits both brothers with an STO! SCHIAVONE My goodness, Dan Black just took down both Bruisers! VENTURA 2 for the price of 1 and he didn't even have a coupon. With the Bruisers flat on their backs Tony is able to make the tag. Black steps in and kicks Big Frank out to the floor, leaving him and Uber alone in the ring. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Forearm smash. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kick to midsection. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Forearm...No, Uber ducks and plants Black on his head with a BACKDROP DRIVER! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO!! Incredibly, and quite arrogantly, the Psycho Gremlin lifts Dan's shoulders off the mat to naw on his forehead! BUFFER 5 minutes gone by. 5 minutes! VENTURA I don't understand that at all. For all we know Black would've kicked out, but you gotta go for win there. Black T are 1 of only 3 teams to have held the OAOAST tag team championship of the world on three separate occasions. They're not a team to be messed with. SCHIAVONE Right you are, Jesse Ventura. And yes, we know, you're always right. The Superfreak is tagged in and he slows the tempo, snapmaring Black over and into a neck vice, squeezing the body part with his 25" anacondas. Battered but not yet beaten, Black desperately tries to scratch and claw his way out of the paralyzing hold, and is met by an elbow square between the eyes for his trouble. He's scooped up and slammed mid-ring belly-to-belly style. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! SCHIAVONE He may be known as the "Ice Heart", Jesse, but Dan Black is showing alot of it right now. VENTURA Absolutely. A normal man would've been put out of his misery long ago, but Dan Black is one of the finest conditioned wrestlers in the sport today. Black T's work out routine is a thing of legends. You'd think they're training for a championship boxing fight not a wrestling match Another tag is made and now the Sooner Bruisers have Dan Black isolated in their corner, but not for long. Uber lifts him up in a body vice and rams him upside down into the turnbuckles, setting him on the top afterwards...SUPER GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! ONE... TWO... Having finally regained his senses from the bulldog earlier, Tony Brannigan breaks up the pin to save his partner and the match. Uber goes on about his business, staggering Black with hard right hands, then shoots him off...but Dan reverses and nails the rebounding Psycho Gremlin off the near side with the SHINING BLACK! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Unable to pick up the pin Black sets his sights on making the tag, but Big Frank runs in and clobbers Tony. As he's restrained by the referee, the Sooner Bruisers drag Dan back to their corner and swap places. The moment Earl Hebner questions the tag Frank shoots him a death stare and ends all that. Fresh off the illegal switch, the Man of Tomorrow measures an elbow to the lower back and places Black in the STF. VENTURA Come on, Schiavone, I bet your foaming at the mouth to go on a rant. SCHIAVONE I'm all about the rules, Jesse, but I don't blame the referee for not pressing the issue. Tony stomps his foot on the apron to encourage his partner and the fans follow suit, clapping in unison. Well-placed back elbows have little effect on the big-headed and hard-headed Superfreak, who gets up to drop another elbow...but Dan moves and brings the Man of Tomorrow to the mat in a Fujiwara armbar! SCHIAVONE We may have a submission right here! Not if Uber can stop it. But Dan spots the Psycho Gremlin charging in and takes him down in the HEART OF ICE CROSSFACE!! Remarkably, Uber powers up with Dan on his back...until Tony steps in and clotheslines the former All-American, allowing Black to wrap him in a cruficix, but a count isn't made since Uber is not the legal man. It does, however, lead to Black tagging out and Tony Brannigan in! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Clotheslines all around. Uber then sent in, up and over. Just how bad does Tony want to win? He actually comes off the top with a MISSLE DROPKICK! ONE... TWO... NO!! Save by the Gremlin, who is absolutely leveled by Dan Black. The Ice Heart thrusting the forearms into the side of the head. Then it's Big Frank who lays the hammer down, blindsiding Dan with a Soonerline that knocks him out to the floor. BUFFER 10 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining in the time limit. 5 minutes! SCHIAVONE 2 men in, 2 men out. 5 minutes to go. It's gut-check time for both teams. After putting the badmouth to Dan, Frank shifts his focus back to Tony who catches him with a kick to the midsection and the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT PILE... NO, Big Frank counters, as does Tony, slipping over the top to CLOTHESLINE THE REFEREE!! VENTURA Oh, Brannigan accidently clotheslined the referee. Big Frank getting out of the way just in the nick of time. TONY :o LOW BLOW stops Brannigan in his tracks. In addition to the referee being down and out, so are Dan and Uber outside. With no authority figure present Big Frank wallops Tony with a STEEL CHAIR! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Big Frank swipes his arms to singal the end is near. He facelocks Tony for the 69 DRIVER but spends most of his time taunting the hecklers ringside.... :huh: :huh: :huh: ...apparently causing a commotion in the stands, which we soon learn is because LOGAN USHER MANN is in the building! VENTURA What?! He's got no business being here! SCHIAVONE My, how quickly you change. With the aid of a CANE, Logan hops over the guardrail and sneaks up behind Big Frank...BREAKING THE CANE ACROSS HIS BACK!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Unaware of what happened, Dan Black casually climbs onto the apron only to be yanked down by Uber. The Psycho Gremlin leaning him against the ringpost for a headbutt...but Black moves and Uber posts himself! "THREE-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The fans know what's next. 3-B, THE BLACK BODY BAG!!! Earl Hebner crawls over as Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew known as Black T, both cover Big Frank! ONE... TWO... THREE!!! * DING * DING * DING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, advancing onto the MWC Conference Finals... BLLLLAAAAAAACK TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Dan and Tony head off backstage constantly refer to the #2, being the number of victories they need to capture the 2007 Anderson Cup. SCHIAVONE For the second time in 3 years Black T have reached the Conference Finals. Standing in their way next, the 3 seed in the MWC Conference, Tony Brannigan's own cousin Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright of the Enterprise. VENTURA They may be family, Schiavone, but I know for a fact Tony and Teddy aren't on the best of terms after the falling out they had following the World 6-man tag team title tournament awhile back. Black and Moneymaker blame each other for the trio's elimination. Tony stood behind his tag team partner and the rest, as they say, is history. Next week they'll settle their differences in the ring. Currently in the ring, Big Frank is still laid out. Likewise for Uber outside. SCHIAVONE As you can see, fans, there are many issues in the OAOAST to be resolved. Next week we hope to settle two of them in the Conference Finals of the Anderson Cup, as well as the situation between the Sooner Bruisers and the Heavenly Rockers. Right now we toss it back to Michael Cole and The Coach.

Took nearly a week but here it is...Feedback! As has already been said, EWC did an excellent job posting the show. All you have to do is reading the opening to see how much enthusiasm he brought. Top notch graphics from Papacita. I assume the road presents AP as leading to AM. If so, nice touch. The Lone Wolf vs. Gibraltar: One word describes this match -- chaotic. It got your adreanline flowing. at PR refusing to call Josh by his name. So this is where the Malibu DVD promo came from. Extended version. I sure hope it was Zack who put that together, otherwise somebody really did their homework. Enjoyed the various drawings held backstage throughout the night. Remember, it's the little things that go along way (if only I could remember that). Funny bit. The entire segment was funny to be quite honest, with Krista praying Heat wouldn't spot them. Did a double-take seeing Patty namedrop the NWA, then I realized it's in reference to the rap group not the former wrestling powerhouse. Reject vs. O'Hara, X-Title: Bought the early finish. I was like, "Damn, that was short," but the match got re-started and ended with me thinking, "I would've liked to have seen more of this." PK sighting. See my earlier comment about the little things. Added extra importance to later on's Survive or Surrender match. PS vs. Jade: Shockingly good. Sooner Bruisers vs. COD, OAOAST Tag Title: Is there even such a thing as a bad Patty O'Green match? No! The piss test/daughter's mouth as cup comment was gold. That AM teaser got me pumped up. Nobody thought they'd see the match. Only in America! And in the OAOAST. PR/SJ vs. D*LUX vs. Heat/Fly, HI-YAH Tag Title: What you'd except -- lots of action. Drama in the back, as Zack and Drek meet. Malibu vs. Blank, Career vs. Career: Fully expected Zack to get his revenge, but it didn't take away from the match at all. It had everything, including a feel good ending. Having some of Zack's old running buddies there and Caboose's appearance were mark out moments. Blank left his mark even on the way out. One of the best runs in OAOAST history IMO. The Lethal Rumble was its usual awesome self. Much credit to Alf and PK. Don't know if it played a role, but having Alf and Strutter eliminate CW was fitting considering his group played a major role in Team Canada's early elimination from the Anderson Cup. Liked how Zack got himself in the Rumble and MR. WARRIOR~! Surprised I made it to the final 4, but I sure do appreciate it. Match of the Night: Survive or Surrender Line of the Night: "You're four foot eleven and you've got a fat gut, I'd bet you'd be taller if you just laid on your back." -- Krista

Anderson Cup Semi-final match #2 Sooner Bruisers vs. Black T

Who's posting the show? Some new blood would be nice. I want to save everything I have for AM, which won't be much.

Strutter vs. Black: Excellent opening match. If Dan can't win the AC, maybe he can the X-title. Patty brings it, as usual. Melody isn't just another pretty face when he's around. I don't know if we'll ever see a Sly-Zack feud, but I wouldn't mind it. Seems like that's where things are going, or maybe not. Unique brotherly love, but Johnny is still able to pick up the win. For a second there I thought the Malibu DVD shill was to promote a new wrestler. That would come later with KC's SexyBack promo. Space Tiger vs. Freebird: The Freebird is awesome. Haven't read AP yet so I don't know if it's really somebody from the past, but he's gotta be one tough SOB to live in Badstreet. It's not just rumor or innuendo anymore, Malibu vs. Stone is happening! AngleMania VI will forever be Etched in Stone. We sure do love running tournaments. Quality is what counts, so it should be good. Not only have I not read AP, I haven't read last week's show either. I'll have to check it out to fully understand the segment, but I digged it. I seem to recall Gibraltar having a nice mini-run sometime last year. PR vs. Kawada: Good X-tourny match. Doesn't matter who you are, PR and Co. will still cheat to win. AC match #2: Alf did an awesome job. Despite Teddy's limited moveset he was still able to deliver. Heat vs. Ramone: A ton of matches tonight. Another good one. SCM vs. COD: at the mock ebay auction. Told you Patty brought it. A legit "Holy Shit" finish. I forgot Patty decided to go with the SCM instead of Los Conquistadors. He just wants to pad COD's tag title reigns. Match of the Night: Felix Strutter vs. Dan Black Line of the Night: "We're perfectly happy with being cheated by Markie Mark, and this Doug E. Doug looking Cool Runnings reject he calls a partner." -- Krista Isadora Duncan

To go on before both AC matches. Credit to KC. All his, with a few additions from me. COLE Plenty of AnglePalooza fallout still to be dealt with tonight and with that in mind, let's send it over to Tony Schiavone, who's standing by with The Enterprise! It's Tony Schiavone! It's that desk from the old school NWA, in-house television years! Yes folks, it's the return OAOAST's Update Center! Schiavone opens his mouth to greet us with an opening speil, but finds his thunder stolen by the sound of UPROARIOUS laughter. Coming in from left of screen, the fiv... no, make that six members of The Enterprise. Theodore Moneymaker leads the way, leaning across the desk and catching his breath mid-laugh as Mackenzie DeCenzo and The Beverly Hills Blonds follow, in their ring gear. The laughter doesn't extend to Christian Wright, smirking but far too conserved and serious to join in with the jubilation. And last but not least, the mysterious man who you may remember from AnglePalooza, a large black gentleman who stands at the back of the group, eyes piercing down the camera lens. MONEYMAKER Schiavone, don't you even start tonight! I'm in a great mood, my Enterprise is in a great mood and I will not have you spoiling it and bringing us down like you usually do. It's not possible. Life is too good right now. SCHIAVONE Well, there are a number of questio... MONEYMAKER Nevermind the questions, little man. We haven't got time for smalltalk tonight. As you're probably going to neglect to mention, in favour of some sort of crackpot conspiracist theory at the expense of yours truly, tonight The Enterprise finds itself on the verge of Anderson Cup dominance. Myself and Christian Wright, plus of course The Beverly Hills Blonds, step into seperate Conference Semi Finals at the top of our respective games. We step into this matches with momentum on our sides. With life at it's kindest. Don't get me wrong, Schiavone. Life is always great when you're rich. But life has been even greater than usual recently. BLANCHARD Which might have something to do with us being richer than usual. MONEYMAKER Christian? Opening up his briefcase, keeping the lid in a position that obscures the contents from the camera and Schiavone of course, CW produces some papers and shuffles them. WRIGHT That, I can indeed confirm. MONEYMAKER MUWAHAHAHAHAHA... SCHIAVONE That's great, but if we could get to... MONEYMAKER Don't ever interrupt me like that again, little man. *shakes head* As I was saying, The Enterprise are on the up. Tonight, Christian and myself take on 'America's Team' in our Anderson Cup Conference Semi Final bout. Not that it matters anymore, but gentlemen, tonight you're going to realise you should have taken advantage of our generous offer to acquire your seeding while you had the chance. Either way, you were going to end up nothing but a couple of apple pie eating losers. Only difference is, your way, you're going to stay poor, apple pie eating loser to boot! At least if you'd taken my offer, by tommorrow night, you would have had that money to console you while you're nursing your defeat. But hey, don't feel too down guys. The Enterprise profit margin is so far through the roof, you might end up stumbling upon a couple of stray bucks fluttering from the sky. If you're lucky! The Enterprise share another big group laugh. Except the mystery man, who remains completely serious in the background. SCHIAVONE Now, can we talk about this man behind u... MONEYMAKER Do I look done yet? Because I'm not. Now, onto my Beverly Hills Blonds! So egotistical, The Blonds perk up at the mere sound of their names, pointing their thumbs at their chests. SINGLETON Well thank you Teddy. You know, I agree with everything this man right here just said Tony. The Enterprise has never been a stronger investment after our victory on Sunday night. Finally, after months of torment, we dealt with those fruity Mexican freaks, Los Diablos and scored a decisive victory to prove once and for all what a waste of time and resources they have caused this conglomerate recently. And with that dry-humping monkey off our backs for good, we can concentrate on greater matters. Like The Anderson Cup and the World Tag Team Titles. And lo and behold, who should our new found concentration fall upon than our old friends, D*LUX. BLANCHARD Not forgetting, of course, little miss sunshine herself, Jade Rodez. You know, toots, we watched your match during our lavish celebrations and I have to say, I was impressed. You've got potential. Unlike those effeminate 'boys' your associate yourself with. Apparantly, they won back their HI-YAH Tag Titles on Sunday. Well if I were you, I'd go home tonight, still reeling from your team's elimination, and take a real long, nice hot bath, eyes closed and fantasizing about what a night with yours truly would be like, then thank your lucky stars the hottest tag team in professional wrestling have their sights set on bigger and better things, otherwise we might very well have decided to take those HI-YAH tag belts from you... MACKENZIE (leans in) Again. SINGLETON :P SCHIAVONE Theodore, maybe now we could get to the topic on everyone's mind. Who is that monster of a man that debuted Sunday night at Anglepalooza? [img=http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/6c/200px-Faarooq.jpg] MONEYMAKER Maybe you've seen this man before. Every underaged punk who dared tried to enter the hottest nightclub in the land with a fake ID know just who he is. This right here, little man, is Christopher Patrick Allen, The Enterprise's new debt collector. SCHIAVONE Debt collector? Is that a fancy term for 'hired muscle'? MONEYMAKER (stern) You heard me the first time. The Enterprise's debt collector. Los Diablos had a debt to society for their antics and sooner or later, that debt needed to be collected! So I called on CPA to collect and he dulely obliged! CPA Be afraid of the big black man. Be very afraid. MONEYMAKER :lol: SCHIAVONE That does it from here. Back to you at Sofa Central.

"JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant and "Showtime" Shayne Brave hop out onstage and strike a pose, followed by Jade Rodez who points her team to the ring. BUFFER The following tag team attraction is a semi-final bout in the 2007 Anderson Cup, scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit! Introducing first, the third ranked team in Los Infernales Conference, accompanied ringside by MS. JADE RODEZ... total combined weight 388 pounds, "TREMENDOUS" TYLER and "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE... D*LLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" SCHIAVONE Hi again, everyone. Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura here with more Anderson Cup action. And what a great match-up it should be, Jesse. VENTURA You got two teams who know each other real well in D*LUX and the Beverly Hills Blonds. Last year they traded HI-YAH tag title reigns. Speaking from experience, no matter how many days, weeks, months or years go by, you never forget the team who defeated you for the championship. Especially if you felt that team was beneath you. SCHIAVONE Are you speaking of D*LUX or personal experience? VENTURA Personal experience. Maybe if you weren't so busy staring at Jade Rodez you would've heard what I said. She's young enough to be your daughter for crying out loud! Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime Led by Mackenzie DeCenzo, Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard scroll to the ring grinning from ear to ear. BUFFER Their opponents, now arriving at the red carpet alongside the Chief Financial Officer of the Enterprise MACKENZIE DECENZO... from Beverly Hills 90210, the second ranked team in Los Inferales Conference, "THE HANDSOME HUSTLER" NED BLANCHARD and SIMON SINGLETON... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" VENTURA Now there's a woman you should be drooling over, Tony. Mackenzie DeCenzo. Unlike Jade Rodez, brains [i]and[/i] beauty. SCHIAVONE Despite a rough night at Anglepalooza, the Blonds were victorious in their match against Los Diablos de Fuego due to outside interference from a man we only know is the newest member of the Enterprise. But it's possible the war has yet to be won. If Los Diablos are able to defeat the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew next week on this very program, then it'll be an Anglepalooza rematch in the Conference Finals of Los Infernales Conference. VENTURA If, Schiavone, if. Don't sleep on the Homewrecking Crew. They already pulled off one major upset by eliminating last year's Anderson Cup champions, the Heavenly Rockers. D*LUX and Jade lead the crowd in a round of applause. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and we're ready to go. Ned Blanchard and Tremendous Tyler start off in the center of the ring with an old school collar-and-elbow tie-up, and Ned flings Tyler across the squared circle with an armdrag. Arrogantly, he snaps a photo of the young heart throb lying stomach-first on his imaginary cell phone and laughs. Tyler doesn't find it humorous, nor do most of the fans in attendence. "Krista's Bitch!" "Krista's Bitch!" "Krista's Bitch!" NED :firedevil: Blanchard covers his ears to block the chant but that just adds fuel to the fire. "KRISTA'S BITCH!" "KRISTA'S BITCH!" "KRISTA'S BITCH!" Ned shrugs it off and locks back up with Tyler, catching him with a knee to the gut...but Bryant pirouettes his way out of a hip toss and takes Blanchard over with one of his own, followed by a dropkick flush to the jaw. Ned regains his composure outside and briefly converses with nearby Enterprise associates Simon Singleton and Mackenzie DeCenzo before hooking it up again, slamming Tremendous Tyler. Then it's D*LUX and Jade who huddle together. Whatever strategy they cooked up fails as Blanchard grabs a side headlock out of another tie-up. To avoid cauliflower ears Tyler shoots Ned off to the ropes, just to have the Handsome Hustler lower the shoulder and the boom. Before he can rise up Bryant must drop down as Blanchard charges off the near side, skipping over the top and then under a leapfrog on the rebound. Ned isn't so lucky the next time around. He bites on a drop-down and gets caught with a SOMOAN DROP! One... Two... Kickout. Blanchard has enough and tags out, as does Tyler. The Video Voyeur and Showtime hook 'em up, trading arm-wringers and hammerlocks, which Shanye counters with a back elbow and side headlock. Sent for the ride Shayne's momentum is enough to take Simon down despite his smaller frame. Singleton leapfrogs Brave coming off the ropes and falls to his stomach on the return, scooping Showtime on the second chance opportunity for a slam only to have him floatover and deliver an atomic drop that sends the Video Voyeur crashing into and out of a netural corner, and straight down with a Chris Jericho style FACECRUSHER! One... Two... Save by Blanchard. VENTURA It just hit me, Tony. SCHIAVONE What's that, Jess? VENTURA Ned's the modern day Jesus, except we know he's real. He saves! SCHIAVONE Make sure not to sit too close to me, will ya. Just to be on the safe side. And there's the tag. Ned, the legal man. VENTURA Won't this be interesting. Blanchard's calling for a test of strength. Ain't no way he loses this. Jesse's right. Ned overpowers Shanye the moment they lock hands. No place to go Shanye scales Blanchard's body like a wall, climbing to the top of Mount Ned and leaps off, catching Simon on the way in with a closed fist! Ned spins Shayne around and is drilled between the eyes, his punch blocked by Showtime. The tag team specialist that they are, D*LUX go to work on the Handsome Hustler. Double whip in and high baaaaack bodydrop. Running high on life and not drugs, the guys clothesline Simon outside. Blanchard wanders to the wrong side of town and is turned into a human ping pong machine as D*LUX have their way with him. Irish whip, but Ned reverses and backdrops Shanye over the...No, Brave latches onto the top rope and skins the cat back in, and gets popped with a back elbow that sends him tumbling over the top to the arena floor! VENTURA (laughs) That's what Showtime Shayne gets for being too fancy. Charles Robinson has Ned step away so he can administor the 10 count. But when he turns around Shayne is nowhere in sight. The Blonds berate Charles for not doing his job. He tries to explain the situation but Mackenzie will have none of that, citing favoritism in the officiating. Meanwhile, having crawled underneath the ring, Shayne re-appears on the other side and soars off the top, clotheslining Ned! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! BUFFER 5 minutes gone by. 5 minutes. D*LUX tag as Blanchard tries to hightail it, kicked in the tush by Tremendous Tyler, sending him out through the ropes. The Handsome Hustler rushes back in and is brought down with a drop toehold Tyler turns into a side headlock. The pace quickens as Ned fires Tyler off across the ring, decked by a shoulder tackle on the rebound. Blanchard slaps the mat in frustration as Bryant hits the near side. Staying on the ground Ned waits for Tyler to go over the top, but the Tremendous One falls to the seat of his pants and places the Handsome Hustler back in the side headlock! Ned returns to a vertical base and shoves Brave into ropes where he's tripped up by Mackenzie. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" SCHIAVONE Mackenzie DeCenzo interjecting herself in the match. No reason for that whatsoever. VENTURA Maybe Tyler's boots were untied and she was trying to warn him. What the referee didn't see Jade Rodez sure did. Mackie heads for high ground as Jade storms her way, jumping on the apron and over the top rope to avoid her wrath, but Jade is able to grab ahold of her foot. Shockingly, the Blonds are unable to pull Mackie to safety. To her horror and delight to men around the world, Jade RIPS OFF HER SKIRT! "YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" VENTURA Defend that, Schiavone. SCHIAVONE I can't and won't. VENTURA Yeah, right. Inside I bet your thinking, "Now tear off her top. Give me a little 'T' to go along with that 'A'." Unfortunately, Mackie lands hard on her face. The Blonds try to help her up, but D*LUX sneak over and give them a DOUBLE COCONUT! VENTURA Mackenzie was right. This referee is bias. D*LUX have been inside together longer than the allowed 5 seconds. Speaking of Mackenzie, she flees backstage covering up her backside. The crowd rise in unison as Tyler lifts Ned up while Shayne ascends to the top and drops the big leg! SCHIAVONE As Seen On 60 Minutes! VENTURA This is horrible. ONE... TWO... THREE! NO!! Simon breaks up the pin and takes a shot from Shayne for his trouble. D*LUX make use of quick tag to drop axehandle smashes onto the outstretch arm of the Handsome Hustler, taking him to the mat with an armdrag before locking on the armbar. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mackenzie DeCenzo returns fully dressed and with backup, escorted by the muscular black man from Anglepalooza. VENTURA Reinforcement has arrived. If the referee won't control the match, you know this guy will. Jade protests the man's presence ringside, but the referee is unable to do a thing as Mackenzie produces a document stating the man's role as "personal security." SCHIAVONE Does he really need to be out here? VENTURA Hey, the rich and famous need protection from weirdos like you and Jade Rodez. Ned scissors the head, causing Showtime Shayne to float on top. Blanchard BRIDGES up and over, jabbing the knee into the gut prior to executing a flawless butterfly suplex. The cover! One... Two... Kickout! Shayne gets the shoulder up. Ned stomps away on the youngster, ramming him into the turnbuckle. He then unloads with heavy rights in the Blonds corner, stomping a mudhole and knocking Tyler off the apron to allow Simon to choke Brave with the tag rope! SCHIAVONE That's cause for disqualification right there. VENTURA It's not cheating unless you're caught. But let me tell you, there's no greater feeling in the world knowing you pulled the wool over the referee's eyes. BUFFER 10 minutes gone by. There are 5 minutes remaining in the time limit. 5 minutes! Charles Robinson claps his hands overhead to symbolize a tag. Shayne kept isolated in the corner as Simon unleashes an offensive assault that includes kneelifts to the midsection, forearm smashes and knife-edge chops. Following a slam Singleton goes up to the top and hits the flying legdrop! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Face-first into the knee of Ned Shayne goes. Another exchange made by the Blonds, as Simon delivers the drop toehold and Ned drops the elbow into the back of the neck. One... Two... And only two. With the clock ticking the Blonds develop a sense of urgency, looking to score with high-impact maneuvers. Blanchard sets Shayne on the top for a suplex, but Showtime responds with fists of fury and a TORNADO DDT! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" The clock is on everyone's mind, including Shayne. Rather than make the tag he decides to Irish whip Ned, only to have it reversed and experience a knee to the lower back from Simon. Blanchard immediately capitalizes with a big-time clothesline and SLINGSHOT SUPLEX!! VENTURA The guys in the truck can add the Blonds name to one of the 4 spots in the Conference Finals. It's over. SCHIAVONE It's not over till the fat lady sings and Jade is no fat lady. VENTURA Give her 5 years and she'll look like that Britney Spears chick. Then she can be fat and sing. ONE... TWO... THREE!! NO, KICKOUT! "YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The Blonds can't believe it and neither can Mackenzie, prompting Simon and Ned to go for it all. Blanchard launches Simon, now the legal man, off the top...AND DOWN ONTO SHAYNE'S KNEES! SCHIAVONE Can he make the tag? No, according to Ned, who tries to lift Shayne up...but he crawls through legs and makes the HOT TAG~! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" SHINING ENZIGURI knocks Ned out of the picture, and a YAKUZA KICK sends Simon flying straight back near the ropes! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Mackenzie places the foot on the rope. Jade wants to place her foot somewhere as well -- up Mackie's BUTT. BUFFER 2 minutes remaining in the time limit. 2 minutes! Tremendous Tyler whips Simon hard into the turnbuckles and backdrops him out of the corner, then connects with a TOP ROPE FIST DROP! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Simon lands a LOW BLOW and snaps Bryant over with a swinging neckbreaker, then takes to the air...but Showtime Shayne is there to meet him and slam him off the top! VENTURA And these guys are supposed to be the heroes? They've cheated all night. SCHIAVONE It's not cheating unless you're caught, remember? VENTURA That's strike two, Schiavone. One more strike and I'm knocking you out. D*LUX tune-up the band in the corner. Outside, Jade goes after Mackenzie and runs into the Enterprise's one-man security force. Unimpressed, she takes a swing at the big man and has her wrist twisted! SCHIAVONE He's gonna break her hand, Jesse! VENTURA Serves her right. Jade's been sticking her nose where it don't belong all night. You wanna play with the big boys, you're gonna be treated like one. Jade's cry for help nabs the attention of Showtime Shayne Brave, who propels himself over the top and onto the the man below...only to be caught and posted into the steel! SCHIAVONE My goodness, Jesse. Did you see that? VENTURA He may be Brave, but he just proved he's really stupid. Forget about the girl. Bones heal. Win the match! While Shayne decided to save Jade, Tyler went for the superkick...but Simon ducked and rolled him up in a school boy! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO!! BUFFER 1 minute remaining in the time limit. 60 seconds! Tyler reverses the attempted Irish whip and readies for the Merry Tyler Gore Show, but the Video Voyeur has it well scouted, wrapping him up in a small package following a leapfrog! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Charles spots Shayne agonizing on the floor while the action continues behind him. He chooses to question Mackenzie and her bodyguard rather than pay attention to the happenings in the ring. BUFFER 45 seconds! Both men rush to their feet and Singleton is brought down in a sunset flip...but there's no referee! SCHIAVONE One, two, three, four, five... VENTURA That ain't gonna do him any good. The referee's count is the only one that matters. SCHIAVONE He's got him down for at least a 10-count. BUFFER 30 seconds! Tyler voices his anger directly to Charles Robinson, who tells him to continue on as he turns the heat up on Mackie and her bodyguard. Simon sneaks up from behind and misses a right, Tyler dropping down and rolling Simon back to the center of the ring in a pinning combination. VENTURA He's got the trunks! SCHIAVONE He does not. VENTURA Look at him admiring his handywork. SCHIAVONE His head is down to apply added leverage. VENTURA What, the trunks aren't enough? SCHIAVONE Charles Robinson, one of the finest officials in our great sport, is totally out of position. Tonight just hasn't been his night. BUFFER 15 seconds! Simon kicks Tyler forward as Ned slides in and nails Bryant with the STUN GUN. The illegal man, Blanchard drapes Tyler's arm over his head to shield the referee from noticing him. BUFFER 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,... [b]ONE... TWO... THREE!!![/b] * DINGDINGDING * Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime The Blonds and Mackenzie burst in celebration. Their bodyguard cool and collected, arms folded. VENTURA He pinned him with 1 second remaining! SCHIAVONE The Beverly Hills Blonds stole the match, that's what they did. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, advancing onto the Conference Finals... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS! Jade kneels next to Shayne outside, clutching her wrist, while Tyler lies motionless inside. The Blonds, meanwhile, continue their celebration all the way up the steel ramp and backstage. [b][color=red]LOS INFERNALES CONFERENCE FINALS[/color][/b] February 15th (2) Beverly Hills Blonds vs. (8) Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew/Los Diablos de Fuego (5)

Anderson Cup, Los Infernales Conference (2) Beverly Hills Blonds vs. (3) D*LUX

The Sooner Bruisers Name: Frank Bruiser Aliases: Big Frank, the Man of Tomorrow, the Superfreak Age: 31 Height: 6'2 Weight: 275 Hometown: Oklahoma Alignment: Faces Stable affiliation (if any): Sooner Bruisers tag team combo Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) All-rounder Theme music: "Frankenstein" by Edgar Winter Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) None. Hates the sports entertainment aspect of wrestling. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): None Ring attire: Red short shorts with "69" in groin region, black climbing boots Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2) : Frankensteiner As a team: Top rope electric chair DDT (Big Frank delivering the DDT) Top rope electric chair bulldog (Frankie delivering the bulldog) Inverted body vice/elbow drop combo (Frankie delivering the elbow off the top) Basic moveset: Think the Steiner Brothers; lots of high-impact moves/suplexes Signature Moves: Soonerline (clothesline) Tilt-a-whirl suplex Moonsault bodyslam Manager/valet/sidekick: Each other in singles action Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: Flexes right bicep and French kisses peak Hardrive = sex Floppy disk = limp disk Broadband = girl Name: Uber Bruiser Aliases: The Psycho Gremlin Age: 29 Height: 6'3 Weight: 260 Hometown: Oklahoma Alignment: Heels Stable affiliation (if any): Sooner Bruisers tag team combo Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) Brawler Theme music: "Frankenstein" by Edgar Winter Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) None. Hates sports entertainment aspect of wrestling. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): None Ring attire: Black trunks and red boots Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2) : Oklahoma Stampede As a team: Top rope electric chair DDT (Big Frank delivering the DDT) Top rope electric chair bulldog (Uber delivering the bulldog) Inverted body vice/elbow drop combo (Uber delivering the elbow off the top) Basic moveset: Think the Steiner Brothers; lots of high-impact moves, suplexes Signature Moves: Soonerline (clothesline), various suplexes and top rope bulldog Manager/valet/sidekick: Each other for singles matches Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: Howls to sky Bio: Named after their father and grandfather, the Sooner Bruisers are brothers who attended OU on wrestling scholarship. Both were NCAA All-Americans and many believed would of won the gold in the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, but unfortunately while training to become professional wrestlers, both men suffered injuries in their first match. Big Frank went under-the-knife to repair a torn tricep; Frankie suffered a concussion that left him unable to train for 6 weeks. Combined the brothers have won six NCAA championships, two world championships, eight high school championships and seven USA wrestling championships. These are all amateur wrestling championships. Real wrestling. None of this phony, make believe crap. They loathe the glitz and glamour of today's wrestling. The duo's favorite tag team of all-time is, not surprisely, the Steiner Brothers. For whatever reason, wrestling experts have compared the two many times over. Some say it's their ability, others believe it's because they lookalike. Either way, the Frankensteiners are a formidable foe. Title History: OAOAST Tag Team Championship October 1, 2006-January 1, 2007

Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER The following contest LIVE on AnglePalooza, tag team action scheduled for one fall. Now arriving at the red carpet, accompanied by the Chief Financial Officer of the Enterprise MACKENZIE DECENZO...from Beverly Hills 90210, total combined weight 460 pounds, SIMON SINGLETON and "THE HANDSOME HUSTLER" NED BLANCHARD, THE BEVERLY...HILLS...BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!! Mackie works it as she leads the former three-time OAOAST World tag team champions down the aisle, swaggering her hips as men -- and some women -- drool at her feet. COLE What a busy week it'll be for the Beverly Hills Blonds. Tonight it's Los Diablos de Fuego, then D*LUX on Thursday in a second round Anderson Cup bout with a trip to the Conference Finals on the line and perhaps a rematch with Los Diablos if they win and Los Diablos defeat the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew as well. COACH Let's not walk before we can crawl. The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew pulled off the biggest upset in Anderson Cup history... COLE Thanks to help from the Sooner Bruisers. COACH Still, they beat the former World tag team champions, the Heavenly Rockers. Everybody but myself thought Rico and Lucius didn't stand a chance, but they proved everyone...but myself, of course...wrong. The crew places Mackie's director's chair at ringside and everyone takes their places. Humidity's risin' Barometer's getting low According to all sources The street's the place to go Geri Halliwell's vocals booming overhead, Los Diablos prance onto the pink and yellow lit stage bumping and grinding to the music. Then they put their border crossing skills to the test and make a run for it, tossing their sombreros and other accessories aside as they make a full sprint to the ring, catching the Blonds in the middle of removing their silver vests, i.e. off-guard. COLE Los Diablos aren't going to waste anytime. They want them some of the Beverly Hills Blonds right now. COACH Figures. So do all the women. And we all know Los Diablos are women trapped inside men's bodies. How's that for irony? Women trapped inside men's bodies yet they love being inside men. Speaking of trapped, the Blonds rush to remove their vests once they spot Los Diablos racing towards them and get their arms caught in the sleeves! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" The crowd is smart enough to know the bad predicament the Blonds are in and so do Los Diablos, who slide in and wail away with stinging overhand chops. The sound of flesh meeting flesh echoing throughout the arena as Los Diablos chop the hide off the Blonds chests, which they caress beforehand. Mackenzie can't bear to watch the public molestion of Simon and Ned any longer. She jumps on the apron to show off her "assets". One problem: Los Diablos are gay and thus immune to her charm. Not the referee, however. Nick Patrick ready to jump her bones, but Mackie pushes him away and demands order be restored. COACH Bless her heart, she tried. COLE Having been on the receiving end of many sneak-attacks from the Beverly Hills Blonds, Los Diablos de Fuego have returned the favor and the Enterprise representives are rattled. Rarely do you see Mackenzie DeCenzo behave in the matter she just did and forget something obvious like Los Diablos de Fuego being gay. You can tell they didn't see this coming at all. In fact, I'm willing to bet they took this match for granted. They're looking ahead to Thursday night and their Anderson Cup match against D*LUX. COACH Oh, shut up! It's way too early to write-off the Blonds. See last week's AFC Championship game as proof it's not how you start but how you finish. On their heels the Blonds dig into their bag of tricks and rake the eyes. Finally freed from their own attire, the Blonds whip Los Diablos into the ropes, but too hard. Before they can set for their next move Moraca and Mariachi are already on their way back, so the Blonds leapfrog and turn...right into a pair of armdrags and standing dropkicks! MACKIE Cut! Cut!! The Blonds regroup outside while Mackenzie throws a fit on the floor, chucking her high heels at Los Diablos, which Mariachi puts on and parades around in like the little queen that he is, waving to the people. COLE :lol: COACH There's a surprise. Not! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, their opponents...from sunny Cabo San Lucas, the sexiest tag team in all of Mehico, MARIACHI and MORACCA... LOS DIABLOS DE FFFUUUUUEEEEEGGOOOOOO!!! "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" MARIACHI :wub: * DINGDINGDING * Though the bell has sounded Ned is perfectly fine delaying the start of the match to confer outside with his partner and manager, much to everyone's chagrin, including the referee. So Mackie hands Nick Patrick a wad of money for the inconvenience and is scolded. COACH Give me a break. Since when did Nick Patrick become a man of integrity? COLE The day he signed a OAOAST contract. COACH Hey, it wasn't until a few years ago the company actually hired lawyers. Anything signed before then is like monopoly money -- worthless. 1... 2... 3... 4... Simon finally enters the squared circle under threat of countout, and is quick to point out the high heels belonging to Mackenzie DeCenzo still being worn by Mariachi, the Diablo who will begin things on his side. Despite a brief protest Mariachi gives in and hands over the shoes, which are returned to Mackenzie who dusts them off on the ring skirt. Now the action is set to begin. Some jaw jacking to start. Singleton letting the flamboyant luchador know what he's up against, poking him in the chest, and Mariachi reciprocates. Simon laughs it off and SLAPS him! COLE Gay or straight, black or white, you don't do that to any man, let alone somebody with a Latin temper. * WHAP * Mariachi returns fire and much more. Overhand chops and forearm smashes to the face. Amidst a war Mariachi still has time for love, kissing Moracca on the cheek to simulate the tag prior to whipping Simon into the ropes. Spinning wheel kick finds its mark, and Los Diablos teach Simon HOMIES HUG~! Ned steps in to save his partner and winds up on the receiving end of a DOUBLE TILT-A-WHIRL FACE FIRST SLAM! As if having their asses handed to them isn't embarrassing enough, it gets worse as Los Diablos feel Simon coming hard from behind (!) and step away to view the lastest Enterprise production and Fox TV special: When Blonds Collide! COLE Ned just landed on the cutting room floor! Singleton staggers towards the center and a Mariachi SHEEP DIP. Mariachi cartwheels his way out of the ring, blowing Mackenzie kisses as Moracca wrings Simon's arm and rubs his hands against his genitals! COACH (sarcastic) Yeah, a slap is much worse than this. Anytime you want me to rub your privates, let me know. COLE I knew you'd finally come a... COACH ... COLE Don't playing games with my heart! Simon circles around as he desperately tries to escape the arm-wringer, swiping at his corner in hopes of creating magic, that of a miracle tag. Ned does everything he can to make it happen too. Holding onto the tag rope Blanchard climbs to the top and leans forward...only to CROTCH HIMSELF ON THE TURNBUCKLE as Mariachi pulls the proverbial rug out from under him by shaking the ropes! NED :o Forced to improvise Simon forearms Moracca hard in the face and lays in with brutal knife-edge chops. Sent in for the ride Moracca counters Singleton's tilt-a-whirl backbreaker into a tornillo armdrag takeover. Simon storms up and at Moracca, and is swept off his feet. Faster than you can say "OAOAST" Moracca leaps off the middle rope and onto Singleton with a legdrop. The cover! ONE... TWO... Kickout. * MUAH * The unorthodox tag is made, and Simon is brought down by a springboard twisting armdrag, his momentum sliding out under the ropes to the floor where he is happy to stay. Until Mariachi fakes diving through the ropes, then it's back in but quickly out as the Video Voyeur decides to let Ned have a stab at it. The cheers and applause from Simon and Mackie drown out by the boos from the fans. As is the trend, Los Diablos are disrespected by their opponent(s). The Handsome Hustler points his finger at Mariachi's face in righteous indignation...and has it sucked! Ned's like, "Oh, hell no!" and unloads with heavy rights. Mariachi retaliates and both men start exchanging chops. Knee to the midsection stops Mariachi in his tracks. Blanchard shoots him off to the far side and drives the back of the elbow into the heart, then down onto the sternum from the second rope! ONE... TWO... Kickout. Blanchard looks to slam Mariachi, but he's rolled up in a small package! ONE.. TWO... Reversed. ONE... TWO... Mariachi kicks out and catches Ned in a victory roll. ONE... TWO... Kickout. Blanchard attempts a sunset flip...but Mariachi rolls through and grapevines the legs, struggling to turn the Handsome Hustler onto his stomach as he puts up a fight. COLE Mariachi trying for Escorpión, or Scorpion Deathlock to all our American fans... COACH Or Sharpshooter to our Canadian fans. COLE (CONT'D) ...but Ned fends him off, jabbing the thumb into the eye. Blanchard clubs him to the mat and tags Simon, who waits for his cue while Ned places Mariachi in a double chicken-wing. Trapped in no man's land Mariachi grinds his backside against Ned's genitals, creepy him out long enough to escape as Simon springboards off the top and clotheslines his own partner! COACH What a dirty-handed trick that was. Mariachi played to every red blooded American male's fear. He oughta be ashamed of himself. COLE Well, some would say you'd need a psychological edge to be succesful in wrestling. COACH Explioting a man's deepest, darkest fear shouldn't be one of those tools. Simon and Mackie can't believe it. Mackenzie cries foul when Mariachi sneaks up behind the Video Voyeur and dropkicks him over the top to the floor! And while Mariachi is kept at bay, Moracca scrambles around the ring and cannonballs himself off the apron onto Simon below! Absolutely livid Mackie gets herself tossed after continuing to argue with referee Nick Patrick. The fans are happy to see it but not Simon and Ned, who pick up where Mackenzie left off and pay for it in the form of HANDSPRING CORKSCREW PLANCHAS!! "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The fans are loud and proud, as are Los Diablos de Fuego. They toss Simon back in and hop on the apron. Moracca leaping to the top rope while Mariachi scales the turnbuckles. Los Diablos hit a SPRINGBOARD FAMEASSER and FROG SPLASH in succession! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO!! Count broken up by Blanchard. Pleading ignorance, Ned "apologizes" for his actions. Nick Patrick doesn't buy it and neither does Moracca, who's about to take care of business when he's restrained by the referee, allowing for some heel shenanigans as Ned rakes Mariachi's eyes and throws him outside. There he slams Mariachi on the floor, making him regret countering his earlier attempt, and WHIPS him with his own RHINESTONE BELT! COACH Careful. He might like that. COLE Will you stop! The referee turns around the moment Ned loses the belt and places Mariachi on the apron. Of course he denies any wrongdoing when questioned, crossing his fingers behind his back in the process. The tag is made, and Isiah Washington's favorite wrestler suplexes Mariachi inside. The cover. ONE... TWO... Kickout! Ned smashes Mariachi into the top turnbuckle in the Blonds corner and hammers away, driving the shoulder into the midsection before stomping a mudhole and walking it dry. Then steps aside at the referee's request to allow Mariachi out. Nick Patrick having forgotten just which corner Mariachi's in, as Simon CHOKES him with the belt! COLE Behind you, Nick. Damnit! The Handsome Hustler is sure to capture the moment on his imaginary camera phone, which he shows off to Simon before re-focusing his attention on Mariachi, and eats a right hand. Again. And again. Mariachi fighting his way out of enemy terrority, crawling between Ned's legs to reach his corner, but the speedy Simon Singleton is there to cut off the tag. Moracca is forced to be restrain again as the Blonds drag Mariachi back to their corner and show him how straight guys tag team, beating him to a not-so-bloody pulp. COACH Haha. There you go. Show him how it's done, fellas. Although it might be a hate crime in more than one state. COLE I'm sure Theodore would be able to place a few calls on their behave. You know, pay a few people off here and there. COLE Watch your tone, or they'll have a case against you for defamation of character. Following an illegal switch, Simon slams Mariachi and connects off the top with a big elbow. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Mariachi is stood up and dropkicked square in the face. ONE... TWO... Mariachi's kicks out again. For his effort he's reward with forearm shots to the face, then sent for a ride into the far corner, tailed from behind by Simon who's unable to react fast enough when Mariachi's leaps off the second rope and brings him down in a sunset flip! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! One step ahead of Mariachi, Blanchard knocks Moracca off the apron before Los Diablos even have a chance at making the tag. Ned reminds everyone of that as he returns to the corner pointing at his head. Another exchange by the Blonds, a proper tag this time around. Simon firing Mariachi off into the ropes and down with a drop toehold as Ned plants the point of the elbow across the neck. ONE... TWO... But only two. The Blonds a half-a-count away from winning the match. Gutwrench suplex and a beauty. Ned looking to pick up steam as he hits the ropes and drops the knee...but it's caught and turned into a FIGURE-4 LEGLOCK! COLE How devastating a loss would this be for the Enterprise if Mariachi gets Ned to submit. COACH Ned Blanchard isn't Roberto Duran, Mikey. He isn't a quit. COLE Ro--Roberto Duran? Who are you, the Coach or JBL? I mean, Roberto Duran? Wow. Simon and Moracca both enter to prevent the other from interfering, with Moracca swatting down Simon's attempted dropkick to place him in an INDIAN DEATHLOCK! COLE Now both Blonds are trapped, and there's no Mackenzie DeCenzo to help bail them out! Keeping a close eye on the situation is Nick Patrick. And what a task it is. Checking for a submission on one side, counting both men out on the other. Moracca breaks the Indian deathlock to avoid a disqualification. They want to win badly, whereas the Blonds are just lookinh to survive. Patrick escorts Moracca to the corner, leaving Simon free to gouge Mariachi in the eyes. Once he reaches his corner Ned looks to tag, but Simon can barely stand. Panic sets in as the Blonds spot Mariachi nearing his corner. Blanchard forced to suck it up in order to prevent the tag, bad limp and all. He closes in and... "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" ...throws his hands up as the tag is made! A devilish smile comes across Moracca's face as he knows he has Ned right where he wants him. Spring fresh from spending all that time on the apron, Moracca goes off like he hasn't had sex for six months, ravaging the Handsome Hustler in the corner with shots to the face. ONE... TWO... THREE... MORACCA :huh: UNO... DOS... TRES... CUATRO... CINCO... SEIS... SIETE... OCHO... NUEVE... Moracca pauses to peform a pelvic thrust, adding insult to injury. DIEZ! Moving at a snail's pace, Simon sneaks up from behind, and gets leveled by a dropkick. The roar of the crowd making Moracca feeling all tingly inside. * THUD * MORACCA :D COLE Oh, my! COACH You don't think... COLE Yes, I do. Stinkface! Blanchard gets a faceful of ass. He crawls on all fours to the center of the ring, coughing and wheezing. Moracca actually helping the Handsome Hustler to his feet...to lift him up in the pumphandle and hit the sideslam. COLE Slippery When Wet! ONE... TWO... THREE! NO!! Saved by Simon. Mariachi returns to the mix and all hell breaks loose. Nick Patrick tries to separate the two but gets caught with an accidental elbow. As Mariachi checks on the referee, Simon tosses him outside...but the flaming luchador skins the cat and takes the Video Voyeur out with him in a headscissors. Inside, Moracca signals for the piledriver. Which is easier said than done. Having spent most of his strength on the pumphandle, Moracca struggles to take Ned up and decides against it. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COACH What are they booing for? COLE They wanna see Blanchard spiked on his head. I kinda do too to be quite honest. Urged on by the crowd Moracca is determinded to give the people what they want. Suddenly, a MUSCULAR BLACK MAN appears on the apron and hits Moracca with a BLOCKBUSTER! COLE No, damnit! COACH I don't know where, but I swear I've seen this guy before. The man with a black shirt reading "CPA" places Ned on top for the cover just as the referee shakes off the cobwebs. ONE... TWO... THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime BUFFER Here are your winners, the BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!! Barely able to stand, the Blonds are carried backstage by the newest member of the Enterprise. COLE Souvabitch! COACH (laughs) Brilliant. COLE The Enterprise have done it again. Unbelievable. Los Diablos de Fuego had the match won. What I wanna know is, who was that man. Somebody his size shouldn't be able to do what he did. COACH In the words of Theodore Moneymaker, money talks. The Enterprise only hire the best. COLE Right now let's...

Arista Records presents the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time...The Heavenly Rockers Vocals-Logan Mann Drums-Synth Esizer Manager/b]-Abdullah Abir Nerdly Groupie/Valet/Publicist/woman of all talents-Holly-Wood Name: Logan Mann Age: 27 Height: 5'10 Weight: 220 Hometown: Sin City -- Las Vagas, Nevada Alignment: Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The Heavenly Rockers Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) Brawler who can get technical at times. Theme music: "Heart-Shaped Box" by Nirvana Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) Multicolor spotlights follow them to the ring. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc) : Sunglasses and leather jacket Alternate look: Angel wings and halo Ring attire: Leather trunks with gold angel wings on back, yellow knee pads and boots; taped fists Alternate look: White tights and boots, with blue clouds on tights Finisher: Percussion DDT Signature Move: WICKED LEFT HOOK~ Double-axehandle smashes Various neckbreakers Manager: Holly-Wood Trademark Gesture: Twirling finger of DEATH~!, prelude to Percussion DDT Synth Abdul Jabbar (Real name: Tiffany Ruutu) Aliases: The Synthmeister, Synth-a-nator, Synthorama, Synthamania Age: 25 Height: 6'0 Weight: 212 Hometown: Sin City -- Las Vagas, Nevada Alignment: Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The Heavenly Rockers Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) Brawler Theme music: "Heart-Shaped Box" Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) Same as Logan's. Ring Attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc) : Leather pants with gold angel wings on back, gold tank top, and black sleeve on his right arm a la Allen Iverson. Huge ass goggles a la Kareem Abdul Jabbar Alternate look: White tights and spiked Arabic boots (think Iron Shiek), with blue clouds on tights Entrance Attire: Wears a long muslim style shirt Alternate look: Angel wings and halo Finisher: Percussion DDT Signature Move: Skyhook Elbow Drop (from second rope) Piledriver Double-arm DDT Vertical suplex Camel Clutch Various neckbreakers Manager: Holly-Wood Double-Team Finisher: Electric Melody -- Sitdown powerbomb from Logan --used as a pinning attempt--as Synth comes down with a top rope legdrop Trademark Gesture/Catchphrases: Twirling finger of DEATH~!, prelude to Percussion DDT "Deal wit dat ya'll mutha'fuckas!" Plays the air guitar during matches. Synth speaks in thrid person. Sometimes he'll speak in fourth. If you can dig that. Title History: OAOAST World Tag Team Championship April 2, 2006 - August 27, 2006 One and Only World Tag Team Championship October 31st-????? Bio: Arista record artists/rockstars turned wrestlers, the Heavenly Rockers debuted on the May 27, 2004 edition of HeldDOWN~! as The Saints, Logan "Cowabunga" Mann and Synth Esizer, attacking the Global Party Xchange. Rumors suggested they're hired hit men for Black T, with the payoff being a shot at the OAOAST Tag Team Championship. Either way, the Saints certainly have major beef with GPX. The Saints won a New Zealand music award for best new artist in the year 2000. They've performed with such legendary music icons as Sarah McLachlan, Silverchair, Madonna and Dr Dre, among others. Synth is the Heavenly Rockers drummer and Logan is the lead singer. Synth writes all the songs, Logan sings them. Poorly. Synth discovered Logan when he was singing in lounges in Vegas under the name Ebony Springsteen. Logan was singing Bruce Springsteen covers to help put himself through college at University of Nevada Las Vegas. Synth thought he saw some talent in Logan and recruited the young man to join his band “The Holy Rockers.” Soon I'll have PT 2 of this amazing tale. Read Holly-Wood's bio to see how they became the Heavenly Rockers Name: "The Angel of Death" Holly Mann Age: 30 Height: 5'7 Weight: “Enough to kick your ass.” Hometown: Las Vegas, NV Alignment: Heel Stable: The Heavenly Rockers Wrestling style: Brawler Theme Music: Faith No More -- "Another Body Murdered" Entrance style: Holly just walks to the ring. Usually she's scrowling. Sometimes she might play the air guitar. Entrance attire: Black biker jacket, Golden Angel wings. Ring attire: Red leather mini skirt with rhinestones down the side. Red leather tube top, and a black mesh shirt cropped to the chest. Black combat boots. Finishing move: Hollywood Groove (Liontamer) Signature move: Rodeo Driver (Twisting Fishermen’s suplex) Basic moveset: She’ll just use whatever moves she thinks will help her win. If she’s in a submission hold she’ll fight like a caged pitbull to get out of it. She also kicks. A lot. Trademark gestures: Holly always looks like she’d rather be somewhere else. She’s perpetually bored and often times is apathetic to the world around her. She’ll telegraph her moves by saying something like “Dodge this.” or “Incoming.” She’s also germaphobe and can’t stand to be touched by other people. History: Holly is Northstar’s step sister. She was director of HeldDOWN player personnel until Northie was booted out of the GM role. Holly then went to work for Arista records. While there she was placed in charge of a middle of the road band who was trying to transcend their own limitations called the Saints. At Synth’s request Holly set the Saints up with trainer at the OAOAST’s developmental camp in LA. At that point Arista records determined it would be could publicity if the Saints would appear on national TV every week. The Saints were hooked up with Black T who helped bring them onto TV. Holly was put on as a liaison between Arista and the OAOAST. Black T quickly forgot about the Saints and the boys from Vegas floundered, routinely bickering and arguing over Alix and Krista. Alix and Krista ended up making them their muses and completely changed whatever appeal the Saints once had. When Arista records realized their product was being misrepresented they sent Holly to clean it up. Holly, never known as emotional, developed a bond with The Saints' lead singer, Logan Mann. Problematiclly, James E Cornette weasled his way into The Saints' heart and became their manager. After a few months, Cornette accused her of paying of the original Midnight Express to attack Logan and Synth during their match with the newest incarnation. The Saints believed Cornette and Holly was fired. Holly's was later rehired after Cornette exposed himself as a fraud scheming to take over The Saints musical library, leading to Synth and Logan becoming The Heavenly Rockers, sparking a long feud with the New New Midnight Express than concluded at AngleMania V with the Heavenly Rockers defeating the NNMX in a loser leaves town match. Holly is now the lead guitarist of the HRs, and wife to Logan Mann. Name: "The Speaker for the Prophets" "The Inspirational Leader" Abdullah Abir Nerdly Age: 20 Height: 5'8" Weight: 182lbs Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada by way Edmonton, Alberta by way of Damascus, Syria (hey, my man gets around.) Alignment: Heel (he's from Canada AND Syria, come on!) Stable Affiliation: The Nerdly family. Not an actual stable, but rather an actual family unit with a mother and father and kids. Lots and lots of kids. And a couple of dogs. Is now a member of the world famous Heavenly Rockers, having been brought aboard as their manager. Wrestling style: Pure cruiserweight Theme music: Nas ft Diddy, "Hate Me Now" Entrance Style: As green lights swirl along the entrance way, an enormous Canadian flag unfurls at the left side of the Angletron, and a Syrian flag does the same on the right. The words Abdulah Abir Nerdly shine brightly on the video screen and the man himself emerges from the doors. He walks towards the ring, tossing his hands up in triumph upon entering it. Ring attire: Dark red pleather (only the cheap shit for Abdullah!) shorts with arabic writing on the left leg, and image of a roaring tiger on the right leg. Finishing Move(s): The Gate of Deliverance- Hammerlock into clothesline, more deadly then it sounds! Signature Moves Divine Decree- Double Underhook Backbreaker Seal of the Prophets- Rear Naked Choke Revenge of the Nerdlys- High-kick flurry Camel Clutch Arabian Press Basic moveset: Simple MMA inspired crap, and very simple cruiserweight type moves. Manager/valet/sidekick: Maybe one of The Rockers or Holly. Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: May scream in Arabic after a big move. Sometimes does a salah (Muslim prayer) during the match. During promos he mostly speaks in Arabic despite being fluent in English. In terms of managerial style, does not hesitate to get involved in matches, will often sing the praises of The Rockers after they execute a signature move. Is also fairly short tempered, and easy to rile up. History/Background/Career Highlights: Adopted child of the Nerdly family, Abdullah is the brother of Melvin, Marvin, Maggie and Melody. Unlike Marvin and Melvin, the Sk8r Boiz, who first entered the oaoast as unsure and frightened rookies, Abdullah comes to company a self proclaimed fighting machine, hellbent on achieving glory no matter what the cost. Similar to Melody, Abdullah has an aversion to actually doing any work, and will often seek shortcuts, loopholes, or shady dealings to acquire the object of his desires. His first match in the oaoast was an utter disaster, a total destruction at the hands of Bohemoth. However, Abdullah's spirits have not been dampened, and he insists it's only a matter of time before he holds oaoast gold. Whatever you say there, Abdullah. BUT WAIT! Abdullah has found small fame, moderate fortune and heaps of success a the new manager of the Heavenly Rockers! His crowning achievement came at the Halloween Spectacular when his charges claimed their second tag title in a costume battle royal. Now, Abdullah looks to eclipse the fame and success earned by his other OAOAST dwelling family members. He's considered the perfect manager for The Rockers because they both share the same sense of deluded self importance

$ Theodore Moneymaker $ Aliases: The Billion Dollar Heir Age: 24 Height: 6'3 Weight: 237 Hometown: Vero Beach, Florida Alignment: Heel Stable affiliation (if any): CEO of The Enterprise Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Technican w/ability to brawl Theme music: “Sympathy for the Devil” by Guns N Roses The Enterprise as a group enter to "Money Talks" by AC/DC Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) Nothing special. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): White smoking jacket and tear away pants with $ on pant legs Ring attire: Red trunks with green $ sign on sides, red knee pads and boots with green $ sign Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): 3 Code Combination -- Bank Vault (cora clutch sleeper), followed by belly-to-belly suplex and diving back elbow drop from second rope/turnbuckle Signature Moves: A Fistful of Dollars (fistdrop) Billion Dollar Kneelift (running kneelift) Diving Back Elbow Sleeper Hold Powerslam Swinging Neckbreaker Piledriver Manager/valet/sidekick: Mackenzie DeCenzo Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: "Money talks, bullshit walks." Maniacal laugh History/Background/Career Highlights: Second largest shareholder at TSM, loves to read the Wall Street Journal and watched PBS. On October 28, 2006, Theodore announced the merger between Moneymaker Enterprises and SMN Productions. In addition to picking up the Beverly Hills Blonds, he also acquired the services of Christian Wright. Since the formation of the group The Enterprise has enjoyed unmatched success, collecting OAOAST tag title reigns, Anderson Cups, and six man titles reigns on the way to becoming one of the most hated groups in history. They've since added Molly Nerdly, and Alix Maria Spezia to the group. Director of Security, The Enterprise Christopher Patrick Allen Name: CPA (aka Christopher Patrick Allen) Age: 32 Height: 6'6" Weight: 280lbs Theme music: Nonpoint-In The Air Tonight Hometown: Miami, Florida Alignment: Director Of Security for The Enterprise, as well as Detective Bosley's partner in V.I.C.E Wrestling style: Power-based Backstage attire: White suit pants, white jacket, and a black dress shirt. Or the total colour reverse of that outfit. CPA is moving up! Ring attire: White suit pants, and will sometimes wear the white jacket unbuttoned Entrance Attire Smokes a cigar. Finishing Move(s): Dominator Gigaton Punch-Like the pounce, only instead of shoulder blocking a dude like a bitch, CPA just drives a straight punch into their heart or whatever a like true Superbowl killah should. Signature Moves Front Spinebuster Powerslam Running/Flying Shoulder tackle High Angle Waistlock Takedown Punches. Lots of punches. Basic moveset: Basic power moves, not great technically. Manager/valet/sidekick: Usually Mackenzie DeCenzo. Other Enterprise members as applicable. Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: "Be afraid of the big black man. Be very afraid." History/Background/Career Highlights: Former professional boxer turned nightclub bouncer-turned one man security force for The Enterprise. CPA has quietly amassed a very impressive won/loss record under the shadow of his more prolific employers. He even has a six man title reign to boast of! Having proven his worth time and time again to the Moneymaker family CPA has been given extra responsibility as a member of Moneymaker's vice squad with Detective Bosley Name: Detective Tango Bosley The AMOG (Alpha Male Of The Group) Age: 31 Height: 6'5" Weight: 265 lbs. From: Miami, FL by way of New York City Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Face Stable affiliation (if any): V.I.C.E Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Technical with a bit of marital arts thrown in. Theme music: Nonpoint-In The Air Tonight Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Emerges on stage and lights a cigarette. Gazes out at the crowd while smoking it. Walks down the ramp, and at the bottom discards the smoke to the ground and puts it out with his boot. Ring attire: Black unbuttoned blazer, and off white pants Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): Arrest & Trial -- Brainbuster into Rear Naked Choke Double team move with CPA: 217-Double powerbomb (217=Assault with intent to murder in police code) Signature Moves: Justifiable Homicide-Unprettier Long Arms Of The Law- Crucifix lift into a Neckbreaker NYPD-DT- Suplex into a DDT Serving Hard Time- Bossman Slam Frontflip Swinging Neckbreaker Roundhouse Kick ALPHADog-Bulldog Springboard Flying Back Elbow off ropes/turnbuckles Basic moveset: Slams, suplexes, armdrags... throw in some martial arts strikes and the odd display of agility (for a 265 pounder). Biography: A former NYPD officer, Detective Bosley was once the model cop. Good, honest, loyal, trusting, and dutiful, he lived his life by the code. But after retiring from the force to join the OAOAST with his long time friend EMT Tim Cash, things slowly began to change for Bosley. His time in the OAOAST started out well enough, but his team failed to gain any ground in the crowded tag division and were quickly dismissed as jobbers by the fans. Cash remained positive but Bosley became jaded and turned to teachings on being an alpha male to help him cope with his poor job position. Over time Bosley's personality morphed into a hyper aggressive masculine monster, and he cast aside the values of Rescue 911. He finally put the nail in his team's coffin when he helped Moneymaker bust AS for prostitution on HeldDOWN. He then pissed on his tag team's grave by aligning himself with The Enterprise as a member of V.I.C.E with CPA.

The Beverly Hills Blonds Ned Blanchard Aliases: The Handsome Hustler Age: 30 Height: Ned 6'2 Weight: Ned 235 Hometown: Beverly Hills, CA Alignment: Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The Enterprise, along with Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright Theme music: "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) Walks down red carpet rolled out by stage hands. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc) : Silver vests with initials on the breast pocket, and big gold star with name on back and rose color sunglasses Ring attire: Silver trunks with red stars on front and giant star on back, red kneepads and white boots Manager/valet/sidekick: Molly Nerdly Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) All-Rounder. Very Steve Austin-ish. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2) Slingshot Suplex Stun Gun, a/k/a Hot Shot -- lifts opponent in bearhug, falls back and clotheslines opp. throat-first on top rope 90210 -- Enzurigi Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: "It's great to be a blond." HAND SCREEN~, a taunt done by forming a screen with their hands a la Hollywood directors The Clapboard, a device commonly used to mark scenes in film/TV which the Blonds have brought into the world of wrestling. In times of trouble the Blonds will Take 2. Losses are considered "deleted scenes" and thus stricken from the record. Simon Singleton (right) Aliases: The Video Voyeur Age: 32 Height: 6'0 Weight: 225 Hometown: Beverly Hills, CA Alignment: Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The Enterprise, along with Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright Theme music: See above Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) Walk down red carpet rolled out by stage hands, always in possession of a Clapboard. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc) : Silver vests with initials on the breast pocket, and big gold star with name on back Hollywood Walk of Fame style and rose color sunglasses Ring attire: Silver trunks with red stars on front and giant star on back, red kneepads and white boots Manager/valet/sidekick: Molly Nerdly Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) All-Rounder. Very Brian Pillman-ish. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): Clapboard Legdrop, a/k/a Guillotine Legdrop Double-Team Finisher: The Atomic Blond -- Double splashes from opposite corners of the ring Signature Double-Team Moves: The Rocket Launcher (Ned launches Simon off top, who lands on opponent with big splash) Jump Cut -- Ned lifts Simon up for a back suplex, but Simon floats over and splashes down onto his opponent Double Feature Flapjack Drop toehold by Simon, Ned off near side with point of the elbow to the back of opponent's head Backbreaker/Elbow combo Back suplex/Clothesline combo Ned hangs opponent throat-first on top rope, holding onto the legs as Simon comes off the ropes and leapfrogs over him, crashing all his weight down onto the back of opp. Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: The Siclopse -- Simon's personal video camera, which he isn't afraid to use to capture developments in and out of the ring Bio: After the failure of Jim Cornette's previous OAOAST stint with The Purist, he has gone back to what he knows best: tag team wrestling. Make no mistake about it, "Sarcastic" Simon Singelton & "Narcissistic" Ned are no Bob Holly and Bart Gunn -- they're better, and the New NEW MX. Simon was born and raised in Charleston, South Carolina, grew up on the National Wrestling Alliance, Ric Flair, Jim Cornette & the Midnight Express. Little did he know years later I'd hook up with Jimmy and form the most successful incarnation of the Midnights since Eaton & Lane. Began training as a wrestler when I was 17, had first pro match at 22, toured the independent circuit until coming across another man by the name of Ned Blanchard. They've been a team ever since. In early 2004, wrestled at an indy show in Ohio, where none other than Jim Cornette was in attendence, scouting talent. He tried to get them into OVW, but they wanted nothing to do with Vinnie Mac's circus. Received offers from other promotions offering more money and guaranteed title shots but Jimmy said he knew the perfect place for them--the OAOAST. Why? Because a year or so earlier, Jimmy got screwed over by the suits and some punk kid pretending to be a mat purist. However, after losing a Loser Leaves Town match at AngleMania V, which was later revealed to be part of a plan formulated by the Blonds to rid themselves one way or another from Jim Cornette, Simon and Ned hooked up with business consultant Mackenzie DeCenzo, who promised to let the Blonds be themselves and not some rehash from the '80s like they were under Cornette. With their newfound freedom, Simon and Ned have undergone some lifestyle changes, moreso Simon who ditched his wife of 6 years, Rhonda Sue, and their two children for fame and fortune. Ned is still the same ol' man we love, always on the prowl for his lastest female conquest. On October 28, 2006, the Beverly Hills Blonds announced they had merged SMN Productions with Moneymaker Enterprises to form The Enterprise. The Beverly Hills Blonds view themselves as sports entertainers, not pro wrestlers. They're above that. Refer to them as wrestlers and they'll sue you for defamation of character. When not involved in a title match they compete in "sports entertainment exhibitions." Title History: 3-time OAOAST Tag Team Champions August 19, 2004 - August 29, 2004 * April 24, 2005 - May 29, 2005 * January 29, 2006 - April 2, 2006 * HI-YAH Tag Team Champions May 26, 2006 - July 30, 2006 First team to win both the OAOAST and HI-YAH tag team championships. * As New New Midnight Express Name: Molly Nerdly Age: 23 Weight: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT Hometown: New York University by way Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Alignment: The heel/face divide reduces the prowres artform into an easily digestible farce for America's mouth breathing lower middle class. I shall not lend it audience. Stable Affiliation: Nerdly family, which is just an actual family not a stable. And she's an unpaid intern with Singleton Pictures a subsidiary of The Enterprise. Wrestling Style: I dunno. Would she ever really wrestle anyone? Most of the other girls here are her SISTERS! Finisher/signature move whatever: Final Cut Pro 2-Uh the final cut, just named after Apples famous video editing software. Signature Moves: Oscar Bait-Molly waves her opponent on, like an idiot they come charging, and she school boyz them Hollywood Died Tonight-Spinning Shoulder Breaker Celebrity Skin-Done on a grounded opponent, Molly gets on top of them and gives them a series of back rakes Boxoffice Bust-Corner splash Theme Music: "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco Entrance Style: Same as The Blonds, but she usually carries the Siclopse like a good little intern should. Once she reaches the ring, she gets on her hands and knees which allows Simon easy access to the ring apron. She also always makes sure to properly fold and maintain the silver vests Simon and Ned wear during the entrance Ring attire: See picture! I think. Usually some type of flashy dress that makes it look like she's going to a movie premier. Trademark Gestures: Adores Simon Singleton, so will applaud his every move and action during matches, and will endlessly ramble on and on about how wonderful he is during promos. On the outside of the ring, she tends to make sure the Siclopse is always focused on Simon. On the rare ocassion she actually does wrestle, Molly is more of cowardly heel, and will try to avoid doing any sort of actual work. Bio: Smartest of all the Nerdly girls, and that says a lot because there are about twenty, Miss Molly has longed shunned Papa Nerdly's preaching that any movies that don't have Monty Python, Star Wars, or Star Trek in the title are the devil's handiwork. Thus she's held a keen interest in film since she was a little girl. Her earliest movies included "Baby Mindy's adventures in the washing machine" and the spinoff "Molly Nerdly's adventure to family therapy." Later works would feature a documentary slant, as they'd follow Abdullah's quest to wage holy war on the family Super Nintendo. Somewhere in her early teens, Molly realized there was a world beyond her massive family, and moved quickly to capture it. Her films on the migratory patterns of British Columbian elk won the fourteen year old a Western Canadian film award. She followed that up with a gritty, somber, teen angst film titled "Three Boys". The film earned her a grant from the Canadian government which she turned into the award winning, indy classic "Diamond Eyes". Eager to study under the masters, Molly enrolled in Arizona State university as a film major at 18. During her six+ years as a student, Molly took home four young film maker awards. Upon graduating, Molly continued her film studies as a graduate student at the Tisch School of Arts at NYU. Since her arrival, Molly has been recognized as the definitive young film maker in her field, who may already be one of the most prolific female directors in history. Considered to be on an entirely different artistic plane then her peers, Molly is standard to which other young independent film makers are judged. Unfortunately even geniuses have bad taste. Somehow Molly Nerdly has determined that Simon Singleton, master of the Siclopse, is the greatest director of our generation. Yes, I know. Molly considers him to be on a level that far surpasses even that of Frenchmen Francois Truffaut. How this is possible when Simon has never actually released any sort of film, is beyond pretty much every realm of logic. But Molly idolizes Simon as a revolutionary figure in film, and thanks to an offer from the scheming Ned Blanchard, has been blessed with the opportunity to be his intern!