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Change their name again? THR have already been through two name changes. I do remember Sean Waltman going through a bunch of different names in the early 90s until the WWF settled on 1-2-3 Kid. So it's not unheard of. You like it better that way?

One week warning for... January 19th LI: #2 Thunderkid & Reject vs. #7 The South Central Militia -- Alf MWC: #4 Christian Wright & Bohemoth vs. #5 The Lonestar Gunslingers -- Tony My match is written. I just need to touch it up a bit.

Good show tonight, guys. The Upstarts/Originals storyline has been handled much better within the last couple of weeks that it was a few months ago. Lots of development this week with a strong promo from Axel and Zack going off all over the place. I must confess that I was a tad bit disappointed with the HEAVENLY Rockers-PR/SJ match. I knew what Popick had planned for his character, being out until AP/banned because he isn't medically cleared as it is in the storyline, but for a heel to dominate one of the top face tag teams the way PR did, I'm not so sure of that. But I appreciate Popick helping out with this year's AC. I did enjoy the t-shirt bits. Zack did a good job with the other AC match. The returning Blonde and Faqu looked strong but the veteran team of Black T was too much at the end. Patty was his usual self. Did Maya do the graphic? But my favorite part of the show had to be the use of Rick "The Model" Martel. Kinda bitter-sweet considering the news of his liver problem from years of roid abuse, but Martel is one of my favorites.

This should go on before the Heavenly Rockers-SJ/PR AC match but sometime after Leon's interview with the NNMX parody. I address that skit in my promo. Positioned atop the INTERVIEW STAGE near the entranceway (popularized by the OAOAST after WWE retired it so many years ago and just recently brought back) is OAOAST correspondent and C.O.D. bitch Terry Taylor in a lovely OAOAST polo shirt available at OAOAST.com. TERRY Ladies and gentlemen, will you please welcome the men who'll meet The Usual Suspects for the World Tag Team Title at Anglepalooza...accompanied, as always, by their manager James E. Cornette... the New New Midnight Express! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" As "Chase" blares over the loud speakers, a tennis racket-wielding Jim Cornette leads to the interview stage Sarcastic Simon and Narcissistic Ned, clad in matching silver vests, gold chains, and sporting brand name sunglasses. The trio avoid debris hurled their way by angry fans, including verbal insults from a grandmother in a C.O.D. t-shirt. COLE Here come the #1 contenders to the World Tag Team Title. And do they have some explaining to do after their actions last week. As Terry Taylor said, they'll be facing the World Tag Team Champions, The Usual Suspects, January 29th at Anglepalooza. And unlike the champs, the New New Midnight Express won't be greeted kindly when we arrive in Toronto for Anglepalooza. COACH Haven't you ever heard of psychological warfare? COLE This isn't psychological warfare, Coach. It's personal. COACH It's all a ploy to get Leon Rodez, Mr. Cool, if you will, worked up. And if you ask me -- and I know you would -- James E.'s plan has worked to perfection. I don't care what Leon Rodez says, he's been taken out of his game. The Midnights have got him all bent out of shape. I can't wait to see him and that prissy prep Zack Malibu go down at AP. Back up to the Red Rooster. I mean, Terry Taylor. TERRY Gentlemen, we're now just 2 weeks away... SIMON Hey Terry, aren'tcha gonna congratulate us on winning the tag Lethal Rumble? Huh? TERRY I would... NED Then go ahead. TERRY (CONT'D) ...but what you did to Jade Rodez was downright... It was downright repulsive. Your actions last week have completely overshadowed winning the tag team Lethal Rumble, which was won rather controversially, I might add. The fact you 3 are up here all giddy is even more sickening. CORNETTE (scoffs) Oh, sticks and stones, Terry Taylor. It's just like the media to build up and tear somebody down, just like they did to that fine young man Marcus Vick. Why? Because they can't stand the sight of greatness. Being surrounded by greatness makes people like you and everybody out there realize how sad and pathetic they really are so they resort to character assassination to build themselves up. And that's exactly what those morons in the crowd and watching live on TSM did when they voted The Usual Suspects as Tag Team of the Year. Never mind the fact Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez have only been a tag team for, like, 3 months, the Midnight Express didn't even finish in the top 3! You know where they finished, Terry Taylor? TERRY Last. CORNETTE Can you believe that, brother?! Not only that, but C.O.D. came in second! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The thunderous ovation the mentioning of C.O.D. receive anger Cornette and the Midnights, who try silencing the crowd via intimidation. The strategy backfires on the former two-time World Tag Team Champions, as the crowd break out into a chant of... "C-O-D!" "C-O-D!" "C-O-D!" COLE Oh, yeah! They love Krista and Alix here. CORNETTE Speaking of C.O.D., let me tell YOU something, Krista Isadora Duncan, Ms. Fitness guru. You wanna talk about victims. Let's talk about your ex, the proud father of little Maya, Ned Blanchard. You like to paint Ned out to be a deadbeat dad, don't you, Krista? Let me ask you this, Duncan. If Ned is such a deadbeat father, why does he continue to wrestle? This man doesn't put his body on the line every week of the year so he can afford to pay you child support -- for which YOU sued for despite the fact you makes millions helping ugly people get in shape and using those same millions to help fund organizations like the one currently trying to oust Joe Pa, a 79-year-old college football coach who still does what he loves for the love of the game -- just for you to slander his good name in front of a worldwide television audience. You suck this man so dry out of his hard earned money you don't need the Botox injections you pay for with the child support given to you by the World's Greatest Dad. COLE Hmph! The World's Greatest Dad? Who's he kidding. CORNETTE (CONT'D) You see, those wrinkles on your forehead aren't the product of natural aging. No. It's the result of you falling flat on your face every time you fall off the wagon, Duncan! Remember, the last time you and your idiot of a partner got in my men's way, not only did we take your World Tag Team Titles but we sent you into witness protection. But you see, Terry, this isn't the first time the Sultan of Sarcasm and the Handsome Hustler have gotten the shaft from the fans. We haven't forgotten about coming in DEAD LAST in the interactive poll last year. And what happened soon thereafter? SIMON & NED Gold, baby! CORNETTE (laughs) That's right. That brings me to Anglepalooza and you, Leon Rodez and Zack Malibu. The Usual Suspects. "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" CORNETTE (scoffs) Yeah, we saw your little skit. Real cute. I hoped you had fun, Rodez. But in case you forgot, let me remind you what profession your in, punk. This isn't SNL. This is professional wrestling! Pop the crowd and whatever else you wanna pop outside the ring all you want, Rodez. This is a dog-eat-dog world. It's survival of the fittest. And as you can see, my men are in tip-top shape. There isn't a man, woman or child who can match intellects with Jim Cornette. I told the wrestling world I had a plan. And just like J.R. Ewing, when James E. Cornette has a plan -- watch out! I can't deny The Usual Suspects ability in the ring, but I can deny them -- more specifically, the Midnight Express can deny them from crossing the Canadian border back into the United States with the World Tag Team Title. TERRY You sure how awfully confident, Jim Cornette. CORNETTE You would too if you got the belated Christmas present of a lifetime. Santa sure did make up for not delivering my presents this year. Must've been a traffic nightmare up in the North Pole. You see, I happened to have a very nice meeting with our esstem new General Manager Axel, and...heh...we both concluded The Usual Suspects will probably try and get themselves counted out or disqualified once they run into trouble against the Midnight Express. So I took the liberty of getting a couple of stipulations added to the tag title match at Anglepalooza. TERRY What in the world are you talking about, Cornette? I haven't heard anything of the sort. CORNETTE That's because General Manager's office and my office haven't gone public with the information until now. So without further ado. Ladies and gentlemen, J.C.E. in association with Axel's OAOAST proudly announce the World Tag Team Title match at Anglepalooza, Sunday, January 29th will be contested under the rules that if either one of those hotheads, Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez, try and get themselves counted out or disqualified... SIMON Something we wouldn't do. CORNETTE (CONT'D) ...Sarcastic Simon and Narcissistic Ned will become the NEW World Tag Team Champions! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" TERRY What?! You gotta be kidding me. CORNETTE I assure you, I'm not. The contract will be posted on OAOAST.com for all to see so it can put an end to any false rumors The Usual Suspects will probably start over their dissatisfaction. TERRY I can't believe it. Your men's behavior last week, which Krista Isadora Duncan, the mother of your child, Ned, who isn't exactly the most friendliest person in the world... SIMON Especially after she's gulped down a bottle of Jack Daniels! TERRY (CONT'D) ...as I can attest to, thought went WAY over the line was...basically rewarded. NED Awwww, man. Krista? Her idol may be Gloria Steinman, but her Sugar Daddy is the Handsome Hustler. You gotta take what she says with a big grain of salt. She says I'm not the same Ned she met. What, is she looking to hook up with me again? Does she want to plan a double wedding with Spezia and Rodez? Hey, the sex was great, so if she wants to get it on rather than get along, I'm game. But I don't have to explain my actions to you or anybody but the big Neddy downstairs. What I did was no different than when Pussy Galore finally gave in to James Bond. Some would say 007 forced himself on Pussy. It's called sexual tension, ladies and gentlemen. Sexual tension. Pussy wanted that piece of meat that was Sean Connery. Jade... well, she wanted that piece of meat that is "The Handsome Hustler" Ned Blanchard. And being a man who aims to please, I'm always open to offers from fine-looking bitch-- ladies. But Jade Rodez is no lady. She's that Ned wannabe Leon Rodez' slutty sister. You know what her favorite hotel is, Terry Taylor? TERRY I'm afraid to ask. NED The Hilton. Because EVERYBODY'S been in one. If you thought our behavior last week was cold, Rodez and Malibu, take into consideration that was only a little taste of things to possibily come. Knocked up chicks deserve to feel sexy too, you know. :lol: COLE Ugh! How dare he. COACH It wouldn't be the first time the Ned Man's been with a knocked up chick. COLE Yeah. He nearly performed an abortion with his penis the last time. SIMON As you can see, our future is so bright we gotta wear shades. It was just two weeks ago that Ned and I went through some of the very best tag teams the OAOAST has to offer...and once again we showed why we are the greatest tag team in not just the OAOAST but professional wrestling today! We're gonna make ALL the LOSERS regret voting The Usual Suspects as Tag Team of the Year. They voted us last, at Anglepalooza we're coming in FIRST! All you people better get your brush with greatness now, because in a couple of weeks we'll be too big of stars to get close to! Not that we'd get close to you anyway. :lol: CORNETTE They''ve broken ribs, arms, hearts and spirits. At Anglepalooza they will break up the most popular tag team in the OAOAST today. The road to AngleMania V for every tag team in the Anderson Cup runs through the Midnight Express! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Chase" hits, marking the end of the interview. Cornette grabs Simon and Ned by the wrist and lift their hands up. They pose atop the interview stage as we go to break. [b][color=#993399]ANGLEMANIA V[/color] 11 WEEKS AWAY[/b]

One week warning for... January 12th LI: #4 The Heavenly Rockers vs. #5 Tha Puerto Rican & Stephen Joseph -- SJ MWC: #1 Black T vs. #8 James Blonde & Faqu -- Zack If there are any problems, you know the drill, let me know.

Hot way to start the first HD of the new year with the Upstarts and Originals getting into a wild brawl that eventually turns into a fun-as-hell FCA match between Bo and Zack. Never get tired of seeing Caboose getting physcially involved for the good guys. KC did it again, adding a twist to one of my characters. Byte-ceps? Pretty good match. Rather humorous segment featuring The Triple Threat. Crystal in full pissed off mode, destroying Cannon Kid. Brodie and Julie at AP should be very interesting. Alf did a fine job with his promo; putting over his angle and the upcoming Rumble, warning the new champ he's on his radar. Jumbo's win was a textbook squash. I have no problem with the new World Champion dressing casual. After all, he is the Champion. I marked when I saw Eski had posted a Love Doctors match in GCF. It's been a while since we've seen them. And was that a grand return or what? The OAOAST knows how to do comedy. The way the Docs brought old Clem back to life was hilarious. I'm sure there's another Biff hanging around that's pissed about the BIFF we saw in the match. at the Bruisers typo near the end. We can't get 'em all sometimes. Good re-introduction for the Docs. Damn, when KC asked me how nasty he could make Ned I didn't think he'd come up with what he wrote. That segment was captivating while a bit uncomfortable at the same time. You really felt for Jade. First she loses her match and then gets embarassed by the NNMX. Ned was easily at his most arrogant best. Simon had a great line after Ned said he still has some mistletoe left over. A lost art returned. Lots of squash matches this week. I think I counted 4. I wouldn't be surprised the OAOAST went to a squash format within the next couple of years to hold off on big matches for PPV. Team Heyross seemingly trying to wipe out as many teams involved in the AC as possible. I know that was done more to advance their feud with Alf and the gang, but it meshed well with what Eski had written. Well done. Enjoyable X-Title match that continued the stories involving Rikjin-Foshi and Parka-O'Hara respectively. Alix's notepad IS the best ever devised. So are COD really sisters or not? Or are they sisters in the womanhood sort of way? Somebody tell me. Either way, very entertaining segment. Good stuff from PR this week. Before the match started I wasn't so sure SF would win, but he did. Maybe it's just me, but I would've liked to have seen SJ's character taken the week off to sell the PPV match. The Anderson Cup saw its first big upset with the #8 seed, Los Diablos, upsetting the #1 seed and getting some revenge for the GPX's attack on them a few weeks ago. I laughed at all the comedic spots in the match, with my favorite having to be when Moracca rubbed Mariachi's nuts. That's not something you see in every tag match. Oh, man, the show started with a bang and ended with one. Great, great final segment. The Coach joined Axel and PK in turning full blown heel. At first I wasn't too fond of the whole new GM angle, but after this week's show it's changed my tune quite a bit. One of our best post-PPV HDs. Thumbs up. Match of the Night: Los Diablos vs. The GPX Line of the Night: "Full of fruity goodness." -- Cole

The best way to keep twist and turns and whatnot a surprise is not to talk about it here but rather via PM. I also propose we create a General Chat type folder for OAOASTers using the currently wasted OAOAST sub-folder. There we can talk about wrestling, life (a/k/a Midnight at Malibu's), entertainment, etc.

Eski, the Docs are facing (and losing to) Team Heyross in the first round, not the Sooners.

Entertaining show all around. Random comments... Alix and Krista are SISTERS?! Loved thre Taylor bit. Even when COD aren't present he still gets shafted. Better to become a tool to America's favorite tag team than to be forever remembered as the Red Rooster. Go Alf! You aren't a joke anymore! Los Diablos must be proud their little -- and sexy -- buddy's "best friend" is branching into the Mexican soap opera market. Anytime we get the Macho Man on OAOAST programming is a-OK by me. The Hogan like was freakin' hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. I wasn't expecting to read it. Zack giving other people props? It really must be a new year. at the Boiz SK8'ing to the podium, as well as the Cena backlash. Patty giving me some I feel it, man. I feel it. Pissing on the OAOAST banner logo? That's wrong, man. Even I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. In all seriousness, I happened to read the Office InVasion skit when it first appeared on HD thinking, "What the hell?" I mean, it ended so abruptly. Now I know why. It was good then, and even better now. Zack breaks out the old school like no one else. We even had an appearance from the original Logan in the OAOAST. Mario Logan. The General Managership. Can't live with it, can't live without it. That seems to be our feeling concerning the post that's run its course in real life and in the OAOAST. I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt and see where it goes. Never seen a guy pull a pain killer out of a first aid kit during a match, but I'll give points for something different. Wild bout. Congrats to the new champ. Match of the Night: PK vs. SJ Line of the Night: "As someone who knows all about feuds, I want to take this opportunity to say 'Fuck you Hulk Hogan'." -- Randy Savage

It's too late now, but I wish I would've held the AC brackets until the New Year's show because it gave away who was winning the Lethal Rumble. Then again, my promo last week covered that up pretty well when the NNMX said they had a plan, that's why they didn't enter the AC. Eski's right, PR's crew have been fighting each other for so long that most of us have developed an immunity. I had to read the match a couple of times before understanding what happened. The match never took place, but I thought PR did a good job furthering his angle. There's so much heat -- no pun intended -- between those involve I can see why the faces would go off the way they did. KC's pre-Rumble promos were great; captured the feel of the old school drawings perfectly...complete with "Mean" Gene! The Universe's Finest Tag Team? Just like Bill Watts' UWF, your universe is bigger than their world. Do you know Maya's initials are M.O.M.? Hopefully she ends up nothing like her mother. The successful businesswoman yes, the drinker no. "Gargantuan" is quickly becoming my favorite word thanks to Patty. Real contrast of styles from a wrestling and lifestyle standpoint. A fine match written by a fine person, everybody's favorite...Patty O'Green. His writing is a nice change of pace like Eski said. So Marcellus liked seeing his little sister violated by another woman? The dude IS hardcore. The Alix cheerleader bit was hilarious. Good segment between Rikjin & Foshi with RM doing all the talking while Foshi did all the listening. Street should've taken the draw, much better on the record than a loss. She ended up paying for it. Fun match. Though he was acting a bit devilish, I thought Axel did a good job explaining his motives. The tag team Lethal Rumble was terrific. One of the best HD main event's ever. Excellent job KC. MOTN: Tag Team Lethal Rumble

Is the match done or do you know something I don't, KC?

Backstage, in front of the ANDERSON CUP big board are Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Painted in the center of the board is the new Anderson Cup trophy, a likeness of Arn Anderson giving the throat-slash. SCHIAVONE Welcome back, fans. Tony Schiavone here with Jesse "The Body" Ventura. And Jess, we're moments away from unveiling the 2006 Anderson Cup bracket. VENTURA I'm pumped up about this year's Anderson Cup, Tony Schiavone! Unlike the NCAA, the OAOAST has adopted a playoff system. Over the course of the next several weeks, beginning next Thursday night, 16 teams will compete in a single-elimination tournament to determine who'll face the World Tag Team Champions at Anglemania V. Elimination can occur via pinfall, submission, disqualification or countout. It's so simple even YOU can understand, Schiavone -- win or go home! SCHIAVONE The field has been expanded to meet the demands from teams across the world wanting to compete in the 2006 Anderson Cup. There will be two conferences -- the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference and the Los Infernales Conference -- consisting of 8 teams, all of which have been ranked by the IWC, the International Wrestling Committee. VENTURA What are you waitin' for, Schiavone? Let's reveal the brackets! SCHIAVONE Okey-dokie. Here we go! Cheesy electronic music plays in the background as the camera pulls back to reveal the AC brackets. [color=#FF0000][b]LOS INFERNALES CONFERENCE[/b][/color] #1 GPX vs. #8 Los Diablos de Fuego #4 The Heavenly Rockers vs. #5 Stephen Joseph & Tha Puerto Rican #3 The Sk8ter Boiz vs. #6 NRG #2 Thunderkid & Reject vs. #7 The South Central Militia [color=#009900][b]MIRACLE WEIRDNESS CONNECTION CONFERENCE[/b][/color] #1 Black T vs. #8 James Blonde & Faqu #4 Christian Wright & Bohemoth vs. #5 The Lonestar Gunslingers #3 The Love Doctors vs. #6 Team Heyross #2 The Sooner Bruisers vs. #7 Glory by Anarchy [b]SEMI-FINALS[/b] February 2nd [b]CONFERENCE FINALS[/b] February 16th [color=#993399][b]FINALS ZERO HOUR[/b][/color] VENTURA No real surprise that the two teams who won their Conference Title last year, the GPX and Black T, are once again the top two seeds. SCHAVONE Now, wait just a minute. How did NRG, a team who has yet to competed in a OAOAST match, get ranked 6th? I guess the IWC is about as corrupt as the IOC. VENTURA Welcome to the real world, Tony Schiavone. It's obvious to me NRG put some of that corporate sponsership money to good use. NRG didn't just get the 6th seed, they'll also get their hands on the Sk8ter Boiz in the first round. Yeah, the Boiz might look great and claim it's a combination of hard work, Krista Isadora Duncan videos and NRG power drinks and supplements, but let's be honest -- you don't get that ripped in a couple of weeks. SCHIAVONE Marv and Mel HAVE worked hard trying to get in better shape. VENTURA And I bet you believe Barry Bonds is clean despite the fact he went from a normal lookin' guy to The Hulk as he neared 40. Gimme a break, Schiavone. The Boiz just wanna get as much money as they can from NRG before failing their test and giving NRG's image a black eye. It's blackmail and extortion at its worst. SCHIAVONE Another intriguing seeding in the Los Infernales Conference, Jesse, involves the #4 seed...the Heavenly Rockers. VENTURA The biggest winner in all of this is Jim Cornette. Because if everything goes down in the ring like it looks on paper, the Heavenly Rockers will have to go through the Heavyweight Champion of the World Stephen Joseph and the 24/7 Champion Tha Puerto Rican in the first round, the GPX in the semis, then possibily the South Central Militia... SCHIAVONE Or the Sk8ter Boiz, NRG or TK and Reject. VENTURA (CONT'D) ...in the Conference Finals before even making it to the finals against Black T. That's a helluva lot to ask. SCHIAVONE You're already putting Black T in the finals, huh? VENTURA Absolutely. They're a dangerous team. Former World tag team champions. But what makes them especially dangerous is the fact they've haven't teamed on a regular basis in quite some time, you know. They've kept the offensive playbook close to the vest. Really hard to scout them. SCHIAVONE Good point. And speaking of Black T, they very well could meet Christian Wright and Bohemoth in a Climax rematch in the semi-finals. VENTURA That's right. But it ain't gonna be that easy for Wright and Bo, who gotta face the Lone Star Gunslingers. Two big Texicans who have made quite a name for themselves in the HI-YAH promotion. SCHIAVONE HI-YAH is represented well with not only the Lone Star Gunslingers in the Anderson Cup, but James Blonde and Faqu making their return to the OAOAST as well. VENTURA Blonde and Faqu obviously weren't good boys this year. Santa left them a stocking full of coal in the form of Black T. SCHIAVONE Also in the first round, the Sooner Bruisers will meet Glory by Anarchy. VENTURA Like Black T, we haven't seen much of Glory by Anarchy, the Sooner Bruisers better not underestimate them because they'll find themselves out in the first round if they do. SCHIAVONE What about Team Heyross vs. the #3 seed in the MWC Conference, the Love Doctors. VENTURA This is the first round match I'm personally looking forward to. You got two-thirds of the World 6-Man Tag Team Champions and the HI-YAH International Tag Team Champions squaring off. That match could be the show-stealer. SCHIAVONE Fans, the Anderson Cup kicks off next Thursday night with the following two bouts: [b]OAOAST HELD[color=#FF9900]DOWN[/color]~! January 5, 2005 [color=#FF0000]LOS INFERNALES CONFERENCE[/color] #1 GPX vs. #8 Los Diablos de Fuego [color=#009900]MIRACLE WEIRDNESS CONNECTION CONFERENCE[/color] #2 The Sooner Bruisers vs. #7 Glory by Anarchy[/b] SCHIAVONE Remember, it was the GPX who verbally and physcially abused Los Diablos de Fuego in the parking lot not that long ago. Next week Los Diablos finally get their shot at the GPX. VENTURA And for all we know, Los Diablos probably enjoyed what happened to them. Ain't no Juan and Jose here. It's Johnny Jax and "Big City" Scotty Static. Los Diablos had no business getting involved in the GPX's business in the first place. You know, Schiavone, now that I look at the board...I don't know WHY we're even bothering with a tournament. It's obvious to me Black T is gonna win it all. SCHIAVONE Then...Then I guess we should just cancel the 2006 Anderson Cup. Just give Black T the contract for Anglemania, right? VENTURA I'm glad you're starting to see it my way now. SCHIAVONE Oh, Lordy. That does it for myself and Jesse "The Body" Ventura. We have more still to come!

2006 Anderson Cup brackets revealed...to those with no access to GCF!

Thanks Zack. KC, you're free to do the Sooners/GBA match next week, right? I'll be giving one week warnings so we can avoid any scheduled conflicts.

Might as well be the first. The OAOAST giving their fans the best product no matter what time of the time. We're #1! The parade of old school jobbers continue. "Pretty" Paul Roma (I guess he wasn't pretty back then) and Jim F'N' Powers! Not quite the squash I was expecting. Holy crap! Is it possible we might see the Stallions in a feud with Foshi & Rikjin? The PR/LC segment was rather funny I thought. Excellent job putting over O'Hara. Fine promo too. Caboose said it best: "I'm impressed by the Triple Threat." I was sure they were going to get hammer but was pleasent surprised to see them put up a good fight. Good match. Oh yeah. It's just Brock and Team Heyross now. Looking forward to an Alf-Brock feud. Very good showdown between Axel & Calvin. So the New Year's event is gonna be called the New Years Spectacular? We might not have gone through with Saturday Night Spectacular or SPLATacular, but the name somehow found it's way into a OAOAST show. Good Ashley promo and women's squash. Loved the use of Brodie. Patty gave me a sneak peak at the NRG promo so he already knows what I thought. If it's written by Patty it must be good. This is the best use of any on-air authority figure we've had. Damn! A typo in a promo I felt pretty good about. I would edit it but that would require editing Coach's comments...and HD is supposed to be a live show. Human error. Interesting development between SJ & PR. Enjoyed the segment involving Crystal & Jenny. Good stuff. COD promo = gold. Just awesome. Does the K-I-D still have a soft spot for Ned? Talk about going places no man has gone before. Solid ME. MOTN: The Triple Threat vs. Team Heyross & Brock Ausstin LOTN: “As his impious unit vigorously penetrated the angelic walls of her luxurious jungle..." -- Krista Isadora Duncan Come on, who'd expect to hear THAT on a wrestling show?

Now that you've mentioned it, I have no problems receiving anything to edit into the show if I'm still online. Believe it or not, I never understood why I always the one people came to. Well I do... Never mind. I'll edited in segments if I'm around.

COLE Our own Josh Matthews is standing by backstage with the New New Midnight Express and Jim Cornette. Standing in front of a OAOAST backdrop is Matthews, an agitate NNMX and disgruntled Jim Cornette. So disgruntled he doesn't even have a tennis racket on hand. JOSH What a bad night it was for Jim Cornette Enterprises Sunday night at Climax. Not only did the South Central Militia lose to the Heavenly Rockers, but the New New Midnight Express failed in their attempt to capture the World Tag Team Championship for an unprecedented third time. SIMON Don't you think we know what happened? We were there, you idiot! Everybody saw how we got robbed. The Usual Suspects were cheating throughout the match. NED As usual. JOSH Cheating? SIMON Yeah. And what did those damn referees do? Nothing! You know why they didn't bother doing a damn thing? Because the fat girls in the crowd take the money they'll usually spend on cheeseburgers and fries to buy Usual Suspects gear and Leon Rodez' old movies using their parents credit card. The Usual Suspects may have beaten us once, but I'd damn sure like to see them do it again. JOSH I must've been watching another match, because the only time I recall seeing anyone cheat was when YOU guys were doing it. CORNETTE (exasperated) Wha--What?! You're probably with one of those girls who spend all their money buying every piece of Usual Suspects merchandise out there. Why don't you just stand there in your nice little suit and let me do all the talking, kid. You see, I've got so many problems right now I could be President of the United States. We've got the Heavenly Rockers breathing down our necks and the Usual Suspects walking around with my boys tag team titles. But like in any business, you're gonna have your ups and downs. Sunday night happened to be one of those downs for Jim Cornette Enterprises. It's what you do when you're down that separates the men from the boys. Who has guts? The last time everybody said the Midnight Express couldn't get it done, they went out there and defeated C.O.D. for the tag titles. And that's exactly what's going to happen again because Sarcastic Simon and the Handsome Hustler have guts. I like to think I know a little something about tag team wrestling. So let me tell you something, Usual Suspects. You're no tag team. You're the creation of a corrupt administration, a couple of second-rate Midnight Express imitators! People might call you the best tag team in professional wrestling today because you're walking around with the most prestigious set of tag belts in our sport. But being called the best and being the best are two very different things. You happen to be looking at the best tag team in my Midnight Express! They've overcome every obstacle thrown at them. They've beaten hitmen, bruisers and even rockers. Not to mention natural blondes unlike a certain so-called "franchise." And when they retire they'll go down as the greatest tag team of all time. Isn't that right, Ned? NED You hit the nail right on the head, Jimmy. The Usual Suspects are nothing more than New New Midnight Express imposters. Take Zack Malibu for example. Good-looking kid, dynamic dude and father-to-be. Remind you of anybody? That's right. You're looking at him, baby. Certainly not as handsome or dynamic as yours truly, and I already got a kid...or so the birth certificate says. I can't fault the guy for wanting to be me. Then look at Leon Rodez. SIMON Rip-off! NED The bastard doesn't even try to hide the fact he's a Ned clone. At least with Malibu...at least he just wants to be me. Rodez is me. JOSH You guys look absolutely nothing alike! CORNETTE Guzzling the kool-aid already, aren't we, kid? SIMON To show you how much The Usual Suspects wish they were us, they even have their own Jim Cornette wannabe. Candie. Not only is James E. smarter than her, he's also bet... Simon pauses and looks at Jim, who's smiling. That smiles fades when he notices Simon and Ned staring at him. SIMON (CONT'D) ... One out of two isn't bad. My mother taught me it's what inside that counts. You're my perfect 10, Jimmy. CORNETTE Oh, Simon. Simon and Jim share a man hug! CORNETTE I give you all the credit in the world, Malibu and Rodez. Not very many teams have been able to put Simon and Ned on their backs for the 1-2-3, but you did just that at Climax. But as the saying goes, every dog has his day. And our day is coming soon. Heh Heh. JOSH What are you talking about, Jim Cornette? CORNETTE If you shut up and stand there holding the microphone like I told you, I'll explain. With the Anderson Cup beginning January 5th, the OAOAST Board of Directors in conjunction with our crooked General Manager Calvin Szechstein have comissioned a tag team battle royal to determine who'll face The Usual Suspects at Anglepalooza, January 29th. The OAOAST sees money in the tag team division, that's why they want a tag team title match on pay-per-view. The intellectual genius that I am, I've signed Simon and Ned up for the battle royal... JOSH Wait a minute, Jim Cornette. Why didn't you sign them up for the Anderson Cup as well? Guys, don't you feel a bit short changed? CORNETTE You're already short, but pretty soon your face will be changed courtesy of my Midnight Express if you don't shut up. See, that's the problem with the media nowadays. They're always trying to stir something up. What journalistic credibility do you have questioning someone like myself or the Midnight Express, huh? Unlike you, Josh Masterson, I've been involved in the sport for the better part of 20 years. I've seen them come and go. I've dealt with more promoters than Larry King has gone through ex-wives, brother. To survive in this business you gotta have a plan. And brother, do we ever have a plan. SIMON, NED, CORNETTE :lol: JOSH Come on, why don't you us a bone here. You say you have a plan... CORNETTE We do. JOSH ... Well, share a little bit with us. SIMON Call the hotline and maybe you'll find out. :lol: JOSH Well, okay, I can see I'm not going to get anywhere there. If I can bring up another subject, one you've briefly touched on. The situation between between the New New Midnight Express and the Heavenly Rockers. They've promised payback for what happened to their publicist/girlfriend of Logan Mann. And so far they've delivered, kicking off their revenge tour with a bang this past Sunday night. SIMON (sarcastically) Ooh, we're real scared. The Heavenly Rockers are mad and are coming to get us. Ooh. Maybe if we apologize they'll get off our backs. So here goes. We're really sor... Nah, you can kiss our asses, you big babies! :lol: CORNETTE Hey. Hey, you know what I heard? I heard the Heavenly Rockers recently held a concert and every stray dog and cat within a 20 mile raidus committed suicide. SIMON, NED, CORNETTE :lol: NED Heavenly Rockers, we've left you on your backs more times than Alix Spezia at the AVN Awards. Aw, man, was that a low blow on Rodez? SIMON It's the only kind of blowjob he's gonna be gettin' anytime soon once we're done with him. :lol: NED Oh, oh, that's lower than low. That's rock bottom. We're not sorry for the pain we caused you, Synth and Logan. In fact, you brought it on yourselves. That harlot Holly-Wood was two-timing you maybe not physcially but mentally, Logan. Whenever you were on top of Holly or hiding her from behind, her mind was fixed in one man, sonny boy, and it wasn't you. It was the Handsome Hustler himself, Ned Blanchard. JOSH You know what? This interview is over. You guys are going too far. Let's go back to Sofa Central.

I don't remember being there SJ.

Good opener. It seems like the addition of Tenay resulted in less whackyness from the usually whacky Triple C. TPR & Co. entrance seemed to take forever but solid match (don't think if would get 17 minutes on a real show, but good). PFL did a good job with all his women's matches. No surprise there. He's always been one of the better writers in the OAOAST. Crystal being the Benefactor caught me by surprised. Didn't see that one coming at all. Bit disappointed with Parka & O'Hara ending in a draw, but the match was fun while it lasted. Patty's matches are always fun to read. COD-GPX was no exception. The Christmas Deathmatch was just awesome. Alf's jumped to another level in recent months. He and Dan Black are on my "to watch" hit of 2006. Hey, that doesn't sound too bad. Alfdogg and Dan Black World Title feud. It was damn good seeing Black T together again after both characters went off on their own for a while, caught up in the whole Upstarts/Originals saga. Excellent job Eski. Damn good tag title match. Earl Hebner is a man of many talents. He managed to morph into Charles Robinson. If I could do it over again, I would have the tag title match end the show and send everyone home happy. That said, the ME turned out to be pretty damn good considering the circumstances. Match of the Night: Christmas Deathmatch -- Alfdogg vs. Chris Stevens Line of the Night: “Gee golly, that's swell!” -- Stephen Joseph

All I need is the main event and the show will be in HE. Hopefully tonight.

I finally had a chance to read the show. Feedback time. So far I've been enjoying Foshi's return. The way he brings out the old-timers/gimmicks has been fun to read. I actually remember Green Mist. at Josh becoming possessed again, albeit for a brief second this time. Pretty serious promo coming from Leon. Great line at the end with Josh wanting to know about Alix's panties. Nice brawl to set up Otaku-X match at the PPV. Triplets?! If only their last names were Wang, Johnson and Pecker. Watch something like that pop up on Raw or SD in a few weeks. Even though they didn't interact much, I'm loving the Leon-Alix relationship. PK stiring it up. If I had read the show prior to the PPV I would've made mention of that. He's right, you know. Zack can't be trusted. Because of his breaking up T.O.E. Black T haven't recaptured the magic of being the most dominate tag team in the OAOAST. Good 3 Way X-Title match, as was the Latino Street Fight. Popick did a good job with his promo this week. * DING DING DING * You're right. I'm beginning to run out of things to say. Patty written GPX promo! Awesome. Good stuff in post 4 (Women's segment, new match, 6-man). Yes, yes, yes! More promo-awesomeness from P.O.G. I like the way Eski wrote his match. No need to fly in an announcer. It wasn't built up over TV (that may come off bad but I mean it in a good way). Black heard the rumors and the badass that he is threw down the challenge, which Wright accepted. Axel = Mysterious. I kinda touched on it earlier, but the whole 6-Man tournament was handled very well. Good, rock 'em, sock 'em ME. Match of the Night: Empty Arena -- Dan Black vs. CW

What's the status of the ME? Still to undergo revisions or is that what you want used?

A OAOAST ENTERTAINMENT Production DIRECTED BY Tony149 WRITTEN BY LaParkaYourCar Mystery Eskimo Stephen Joseph Ed Wood Caulfield Zack Malibu KC Alfdogg Tony149 PFL GRAPHICS BY Papacita PRODUCERS Mystery Eskimo KC Chuck Woolery Alfdogg Crystal Stephen Joseph Nice Guy Adam CREATIVE CONSULTANT Patty O'Green OAOAST CREATED BY CWM Anglesault Tony149 OAOAST PRESIDENT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Zack Malibu © 2005 OAOAST Entertainment All Rights Reserved.

TV-14 L,V * DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA * Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid shock and delight. THE OAOAST...WHAT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD IS READING~! ROARING is heard in the background as the OAOAST logo fades into a live shot of the sold out Key Arena in Seattle, WA. The camera pans around to give the home viewer a feel of the electric atomsphere in the arena. PYRO! SCHIAVONE (Off-Screen) As we near the end of 2005, the OAOAST is just starting to kick it into high gear as we beginning counting the days to AngleMania V. The camera circles around the arena before settling in on our hosts on the rampway. Unlike his suit and tie colleague, Jesse sports a red blazer with green shirt underneath, wearing a Santa hat. He pumps his fists as the crowd continues to cheer wildly, cueing a "JESSE" chant. On-Screen graphic: Tony Schiavone OAOAST Jesse "The Body" Ventura SCHIAVONE Hi again, everyone. Tony Schiavone along with my co-host-- VENTURA Jesse "The Body" doesn't co-host, little man. You're my co-host. I'm the host. Remember that. As you can see, I'm in the holiday spirit. The Body's been a good boy this year. I don't want you messin' that up for me tonight, Schiavone. SCHIAVONE I'll do my best, Jesse Ventura. The Key Arena has been sound out for months for the OAOAST's final pay-per-view event of 2005. But, Jesse, we start with late breaking news. Moments before we went on the air I was informed OAOAST officials have made tonight's Heavenly Rockers-South Central Militia bout a Capital Punishment match. VENTURA That's right, Tony Schiavone. What that means is, a leather belt will be placed in each teams corner for them to use at any point during the match. After what the SCM did to the Heavenly Rockers Thursday night, whipping them with the belts, it's no surprise OAOAST officials added this stipulation. And you know what the great thing about that is? Neither team filed a grievance. They didn't go crying to the higher ups. They wanna beat the hell outta each other. I love it. SCHIAVONE Let's talk about the card we have lined up for tonight. 6 titles on the line, including the finals to crown the first 6-Man Tag Team Champions in OAOAST history. VENTURA You got Team Heyross and the "Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin taking on Alfdogg, TK and Reject. Anytime you make to the finals of ANY tournament, it's a helluva accomplishment. Both teams defeated some tough competition along the way, but I'm pickin' Team Heyross and Brock Ausstin. SCHIAVONE Would the fact Charlie Moss is from Minnesota have anything to do with it? VENTURA Maybe. SCHIAVONE Another big match-up here tonight for the World Heavyweight Title, Peter Knight vs. Stephen Joseph. VENTURA Without a doubt, Knight is the toughest opponent Stephen Joseph has had to face yet. Neither man well liked by the public, which means they know what it takes to get it done. It should go down to the wire. SCHIAVONE With that, we send it over to the men who'll call the action. Triple C themselves. Michael Cole, The Coach and Caboose. Great to be with your guys for another exciting night of action. CUT TO: The world renowned SOFA CENTRAL~!, where fans in the background goof around for the camera. Michael Cole OAOAST The Coach OAOAST Caboose COLE Same here. Thanks, Tony and Jesse. Fans, what a great night of action we have in store for you. In addition to the matches Tony and Jesse ran down... COACH You mean we have more! COLE Yes! 3 women's matches, the Lightning Crew explodes in six-man action, and a CHRISTMAS DEATHMATCH for the Heartland Title! CABOOSE All that tonight? COLE Tonight! A MONTAGE airs highlighting the various matches on Climax to the music of "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin. Crowded streets all cleared away One by One Hollow heroes separate As they run You're so cold Keep your hand in mine Wise men wonder while Strong men die [Chorus] Show me how it end it's alright Show me how defenseless you really are Satisfy an empty inside That's alright, let's give this another try If you find your family, don't you cry In this land of make-believe, dead and dry You're so cold, but you feel alive Lay your hands on me one last time [Chorus x2] It's alright [x9] "Evolution(The Grand Design)" by Symphony X begins blaring just as soon as the montage is done, and with the sound of that song comes the arrival of the returning superstar who is greeted with a hero's welcome from the fans in attendance! COLE It was just a few weeks ago that Foshi returned to action in the OAOAST after quite a long layover, and it was this past week that General Manager Calvin Szechstein offered him a spot on Climax, stating that he was flying in a superstar from the HI-YAH promotion who has received excellent reviews from industry insiders and his peers! CABOOSE Also, Coach, please refrain from the sushi jokes. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your opening match, here at CLIMAX! Approaching the ring at this time, from KYOTO, JAPAN, weighing in tonight at two hundred, seventeen pounds, this issss FOSHI! Foshi walks down the aisle looking stoic, focused. He steps in the ring and looks around before standing by the ropes and posing, looking deep into the camera as a spotlight shines down on him. As he prepares for the contest, his music is cut, and then replaced with the song "Unholy" by the legendary rock group KISS. After several moments, a young Japanese man, well built and clad in black trunks with red "fire" on the sides and red kneepads and boots steps out onto the ramp, his dark hair hanging slightly over his eyes. BUFFER His opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, representing the HI-YAH promotion, he weighs in tonight at two hundred, thirty two pounds, this is RIKJIN MASSAMOTO! Massamoto throws an arm up as he's greeted with a warm welcome. He moves down the ramp and climbs up on the turnbuckles, throwing his arms outward before moonsaulting into the ring! He eyes Foshi, who doesn't look impressed upon the newcomers entrance, and instead gives him a look over as he thinks strategy to himself. As the two men stand across the ring from each other, the ring is suddenly showered with streamers, as fans toss them in respect for the debuting international star, as well as the well-traveled, returning rock star turned wrestler (or is it vice versa). Amidst the show of appreciation, Massamoto and Foshi continue to stare each other down and then come closer, circling the ring as referee Nick Patrick clears the ring of the streamers to get the opening match for Climax underway. CABOOSE Cole, Coachman, this is going to be a hell of a match, so I hope you boys are prepared to follow along closely. COLE I'm ready for sure, 'Boose, and...what the hell!? All of a sudden, a tuxedo clad MIKE TENAY, bowtie and all, hops the railing and comes over to Sofa Central. COLE Professor Mike Tenay!?!? What are you doing here? Tenay, off-mic, asks Cole to hang on a second, then motions for Coachman to hand over his headset. COACH What?! Aw hell no, this is MY payin' gig son, and... Tenay, not wasting any time, DECKS Coachman, knocking him out of his chair! CABOOSE God Bless You Mike Tenay. Tenay fumbles with the headset for a moment, then puts it on, and settles into Coachman's seat. TENAY Michael Cole, Caboose, gentlemen are we good to go for some strong style international action? CABOOSE You mean besides what we just saw out of you? The bell sounds, and Massamoto and Foshi approach each other, and once he's in range, Foshi is struck with a kick to the side of the leg. He flinches and backs off, but Massamoto closes in and connects with a second one, then grabs him in a collar and elbow tie up and brings him towards center ring, taking him over with a side headlock takedown. Massamoto holds Foshi down on the canvas, but the internationally known rock n' wrestling sensation scissors his legs around Rikjin's head, and takes him off. Massamoto comes to his feet and grabs a side headlock on Foshi, but then gets pushed to the ropes, and when he rebounds Foshi swings fast and hard, cracking him across the chest with a knife edge chop! "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" TENAY These fans can Whoo! all they want, but there are no flabby, wrinkled men living off past glory in this match. This is going to be as stiff as you're going to get! Massamoto absorbs the chop, then watches as Foshi hits the ropes . Foshi ducks a back elbow attempt and leaps to the middle rope, twising his body so that he's facing Massamoto and connects with a bodypress...but the Japanese import catches Foshi and puts him on his feet, then DRILLS him with a hard chop to the chest! Foshi covers up, tucking his arms in to block...so Massamoto delivers a roundhouse kick to the right arm to get him to let up, then takes the arm and wrenches it! CABOOSE Nice move by the HI-YAH sensation! Foshi winces, but after staying trapped for a few moments, he counters by taking Massamoto's arm and wrenching it. Rikjin paces the ring, with Foshi keeping the arm locked tight, but when they near the ropes Massamoto jumps up and lands with both legs on the top rope, using the spring action to float backwards to his feet, breaking the hold! He picks Foshi up and scoop slams him, then comes off the ropes with a well-placed kneedrop to the chest...or at least it WOULD have been well-placed if it connected...but it doesn't! Foshi rolled out of the way, and as Massamoto reels, the rock star cradles him in an Oklahoma Roll! ONE! TWO! NO! Massamoto gets a shoulder up, and escapes defeat. Foshi stands up and blasts him with a knee to the side of the face, then lifts him up for a scoop slam, but Massamoto falls behind and grabs a waistlock. He hurls Foshi up and over, but Foshi lands on his feet, and then dives for the legs, taking Rikjin to the mat! Foshi tries to tie up the legs of the visiting superstar, but Massamoto rolls onto his back and kicks Foshi away, then moves to his feet, catching the approaching rock superstar with a scoop slam! Rikjin then pulls Foshi up and delivers a roundhouse kick to the small of the back, which staggers Foshi, enabling Massamoto to trap him in a full nelson! Foshi squirms, and manages to break free. He spins around so that he's face to face with his opponent and locks up with him, pushing him back towards the ropes. Patrick hurries over and calls for the break, and Foshi breaks right away, allowing Rikjin to come off the ropes. Massamoto comes forward and delivers a quick kick to the stomach, then grabs a facelock, but Foshi pushes him away and hits a drop toehold, then gets to his feet and delivers a quick elbow to the back of Massamoto's head! COLE Nice back and forth exchange between the returning and the debuting superstars! Massamoto comes up holding his head, and as he looks up, Foshi hits the ropes and leaps onto his shoulders, snapping him over with a huracanrana! Massamoto rolls out to the apron and pulls himself up, but Foshi delivers a shoulderblock to his midsection and pulls him through the opening between the ropes, then hits the near side and delivers a running knee to the side of Rikjin's head! Foshi then pulls him into the ring and quickly yanks him into the air for a powerbomb, planting Massamoto hard on the canvas and pinning his legs into his chest to keep him on the canvas! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! TENAY Excellent move by Foshi, capitalizing on Massamoto's dazed state and managing to strike with that devestating powerbomb! COLE As devestating as it was, Professor, Massamoto still managed to kick out! Foshi pulls his resilient rival up from the canvas and sends him into the corner, then races towards him from mid-ring and crushes him with a corner clothesline! Rikjin slouches against the ropes, while Foshi moves back to the center of the ring, giving himself room to sprint towards the corner again, this time leaping up and driving both knees into the chest of Rikjin Massamoto! The superstar from the Far East slouches again, but he's pulled up by Foshi, who rests him on the top rope in a seated position. CABOOSE Foshi doesn't look like he's lost a step at all since his last OAOAST run. COLE Well, I'm sure he gets plenty of workouts, what with all the rock groupies and all. CABOOSE Cole, you start turning into Coachman, and we're gonna have words that are unsuitable even for THIS broadcast. COLE Like perpendicular? CABOOSE What? COLE I don't know. TENAY You know, I can stay out here all night if you'd like, you guys might need it. CABOOSE Oh no worries Mike, this is a fairly normal night so far for us. Massamoto sits on the ropes, and Foshi climbs up, trying to pull his opponent off with a superplex, but Rikjin reaches down and grips the top rope, anchoring himself on the top and stopping himself from going over! He pushes Foshi off, but Foshi lands on his feet and runs towards the corner...right into a boot from Massamoto, who then stands himself up on the top rope, and comes off with a tomahawk chop, catching Foshi right between the eyes! TENAY Version of the tomahawk chop that Massamoto calls the Lightning Slice! CABOOSE Lightning Slice? Sounds like a pizza joint on the corner of 1st and 3rd! COLE Yeah, you know I think I've eaten at that joint. CABOOSE Tenay, is that true? Did he really eat at that place? TENAY I don't know if it even IS a real place! CABOOSE Folks at home, you've just witnessed history...there is something Mike Tenay does NOT know about an individual in the wrestling world! Massamoto lets out a yell, then raises his right arm, and as Foshi comes back to his feet, Massamoto races across the ring and blasts him across the back of the head with a hard lariat, sending Foshi down to the mat face first! TENAY Northern Lariat from the Far Easterner... CABOOSE Wait, I need a compass to grasp that one. Massamoto covers, and nods his head with every hit of the mat by Patrick. ONE! TW-KICKOUT! Foshi throws his shoulder up, so Massamoto brings him to his feet, then lifts him up and holds him, running him backfirst into the corner, then turning with Foshi still in his arms and racing across the ring to the opposite corner, smashing him into that one as well! Massamoto then carries him back to the center of the ring, and showing amazing power, presses Foshi above his head before letting him fall, down onto both of his knees with a thunderous gutbuster! TENAY The Stampede Blaster! That's not the Oklahoma Stampede made famous by Dr. Death Steve Williams, oh no. It's a new and improved version ending with a double knee gutbuster drop that has Foshi favoring the ribs! Massamoto takes the ball of humanity known as Foshi and rolls him onto his back, pinning him to the canvas again, and the crowd is warming up to the newcomer, counting along as Patrick counts Foshi down! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE WOW! Foshi survived the Stampede Blaster! TENAY Survival is one thing, but it's definitely taken some time off his endurance! Massamoto is shocked that Foshi didn't stay down for the three, but after surveying the damage, he brings Foshi up to his feet. Seeing that Foshi can barely stand on his own, Massamoto grabs him by the head, hooking an inverted facelock and standing with Foshi trapped while making the cutthroat symbol with his free hand. TENAY Looks like Massamoto is signalling for the Dragon's Breath, an inverted brainbuster that has won him many a match in the HI-YAH promotion! Massamoto tugs on Foshi's waistband to lift, but before he can bring Foshi upside down, the quick thinking rocker swings his body to the side, pulling Massamoto up onto his shoulders...and falls to his side, cracking Rikjin's head against the canvas with a surprise Death Valley Driver that rattles the man from an ocean away! COLE What a counter! Professor, has anyone ever countered the Dragon's Breath before? TENAY Why, no, no they haven't! The crowd roars in its approval of the hard hitting contest, as both superstars lay weary on the canvas. As Nick Patrick counts them both down, the fans begin to stomp and clap, not rallying for anyone in particular, as they just want to see the brutality continue! CABOOSE The crowd is electric right now, and they seem to be quite impressed with Mr. Massamoto. Patrick continues the count, but it's by the count of 7 both men are up and staggering, and begin trading chops with each other, each one followed up by one that is louder and even more cringe worthy! Massamoto then tries to strike with a ROARING ELBOW~!, but Foshi ducks it and hooks the arm, then grabs the waist and tosses Massamoto over on his head with a release Half Nelson Suplex! COLE There's a neckbrace waiting for him backstage, right? Foshi immediately goes to pull Massamoto up, but as he sets up for the brainbuster, Massamoto pushes him away, then delivers a kick to the stomach. He readies Foshi in a standing headscissors and lifts for a powerbomb, but the man from Kyoto falls to his feet, pulling Massamoto's head down with him, and then lifts him into the air before dropping him head first on the canvas! COLE BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINBUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Foshi covers quickly and hooks the leg after hitting his trademark move, and Nick Patrick dives to the mat and count Rikjin's shoulders down. ONE! TWO! THREE! DING! DING! DING! As soon as the bell is rung, Symphony X is cued, and Nick Patrick helps Foshi to his feet, raising his arm in victory, as the crowd comes to their feet and claps, applauding not only the returning superstar, but the debuting one as well. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen your winner...FOSHI! Foshi circles his fallen foe, then reaches down and helps him up. Massamoto nearly falls back, holding his head in pain. Patrick comes over to break it up, but Foshi doesn't attack, but rather extends his hand, offering respect to the newcomer. TENAY Excellent show of sportsmanship right there! Good job guys, you've done well tonight! Foshi shakes Massamoto's hand and then exits, leaving the import to stand holding his head. Patrick tends to him, but Massamoto waves him off, stating he'll be OK. Rikjin turns to each side of the ring and bows, thanking the fans in his own way, as they continue clapping for him, before finally exiting the ring. COLE What a way to kick off Climax, and we've got plenty more in store for you all tonight. Professor Mike Tenay, we thank you for joining us for that contest, and come back and see us real soon! TENAY Believe me, you guys need all the help you can get in the booth. I just might.

DING! DING! DING! OAOAST cameras pan the arena as the fans return to their seats, hell bent on seeing this Championship matchup. Signs are raising into the area, and our television screens are filled with their zooming images. We pan down to Sofa Central, and our intrepid commentary team. Cole Two months ago, Stephen Joseph beat Peter Knight in that fatal fourway at World Without End to claim the OAOAST Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, if Stephen beats Peter Knight, he'll never have to face Knight as a challenger for all of 2006! Coach It will be the greatest night ever! Stephen Joseph will retain the World Heavyweight Title, and Peter Knight won't get a title shot for all of 2006! Caboose Only if Stephen Loses! And tonight, I'm betting that he will cough it up. Cole Last week, Stephen Joseph lost on HeldDown when the team of Alfdogg, Thunderkid,and Reject beat him after his partners disappeared! Caboose He ordered PR to the back, because Knight was repaying SJ a favor. Coach Knight had NO BUSINESS interfering in that match! Cole We tried to catch words with Stephen Joseph just prior to this match, but he refused to comment. Let's bring it to the ring. Michael Buffer steps into the OAOAST ring, with a golden microphone in his hand, to the cheers of the audience. His tuxedo glistenes as lightbulbd flash off around the arena, and the lights darken to a signal spotlight on the ring. BUFFER Lllllaaadddiiiesss and Geeeenntttleeeeman, are YOU ready? ARE YOOUUUUU RREEEEEeeeadddyyyyyyyy tooooooo RUUUMMMBBLLLEEE!!!!! Cole Oh yeah baby! Caboose Go Peter! Coach Go Stephen! BUFFER Ladies and gentleman, the final contest of the night...introducing first, the CHALLENGER, weighing in at TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY FIVE POUNDS, from FALL RIVER, Masssachusetts, he is a FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION and represents the Originals in this bout. Heeee issss the master of the Knightmare....PEEETTERRR KNIGHT! ::The crowd somewhat cheers, somewhat boos, the Original and former friend of The Parka, who's gone through an attitude adjustment as of late. The failed attempts at regaining the World Heavyweight title have really affected Knight's outlook:: CUE: OHH HELL YEAH! CUE: The flashing blue lights of doom! Peter Knight steps out gingerly from behind the curtain, his face a blank stare at anything the crowd is saying. He ignores requests for high fives, cheers, jeers. He walks determined, straight into the ring. He slides in and begins to run the ropes, all business. Staring at the ref, Peter stops and has a few words, but nothing to serious, as the referee checks his knee and arm pads. BUFFER Annddd, introoducing the CHAMPION, he weighs in at TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY SEVEN POUNDS, from Atlanta, Gerogia... He is the CURRENT REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST CHAMMPPPIOOON OFFF THE WWWORRRRLLDDDDDDDD, He is the "Most Hated Man in the OAOAST today", he issss STTTEEEPHHHEEEN JOOOSEEEEEPHH!!!!! Cue: It Ain't Over For Me Cole Here we go ??> Coach(yelling) I Can't hear you! Caboose(yelling) That's because the crowd is booing the SHIT out of Stephen Joseph! I love it! The crowd rains down its boos and jeers upon the self styled Most Hated Man in the OAOAST. A figure makes its way out of the entrance area, and out from the curtain steps, Tha Puerto Rican? The crowd noise subsides a bit as Puerto brings a microphone up to his lips. He cracks a smile. Tha Puerto Rican THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HEEEEREE! And now Stephen Joseph steps out from behind the curtain, slapping hands with Puerto before sending him to the back. The crowd's booing rises again, and its difficult to amke out anything else. SJ stands at the top of the ramp, silently staring at Peter Knight, and then he scans the crowd around the ringside area, almost as if he's looking for someone. He's hardly aware of the crowd's hatred towards him, and if he is, it doesn't bother him one bit. Stephen decides to take off the belt at the top of the ramp and hold it with both hands above his head. "THIS IS MY BELT BITCH!", he says to no one in particular. Stephen shakes off his wrestling coat, showing that he's wrestling in black tights. Dropping the title belt and takes off to the ring, sliding into the ring and catching Peter Knight a little off guard! Both men meat in the middle with a slobberknocker of flurries of rights and rights and more rights. Off to a fast start as the referee can't keep control, Peter forces SJ into a turnbuckle corner. Knight tries for a knee thrust, but SJ having scouted Peter kicks it away and turns Peter Knight now into the corner. Stephen Joseph rears back and hits Knight with a forearm so hard, he cuts him open hardway above the eye! Knight just stands next to the turnbuckle, the blood dripping onto his mouth. Knight turns and stares a death state at Stephen Joseph, the sight of his blood this early being spilled by this man standing before him, he just cannot stand. Peter Knight's nostrils flare, and he is incensed, pushing SJ out with his left hand and then running and grabbing Stephen Joseph down to the ground in some sort of modified spear or tackle. Knight mounts over SJ and slams his bloody forehead into Stephen's forehead, a little tit for tat if you will. Peter Knight decides headbutting isn't good enough, or he doesn't like the smell of SJ's sweat, and changes to swatting hard forearm shots at SJ's frontal head regions. He flurries between rights and lefts as the ref tries to get him off from this position, counting to one WHACK two WHACK WHACK three WHACK four and Peter Knight stands up, to the applause of the crowd. Stephen Joseph lies below him, with a bloody forehead with blood that is not his, and a bloody nose, with blood that is most definitely his. Cole Both men bloody within the first minute. This isn't going to be pretty folks! This is how much they each want the title! As he rises to his feet, SJ feels the warm goo seep from his jagged cuts onto his fingers. The feeling of his own blood against his clammy hands spirals the detested grappler into a panicked fit. But he soon encounters more problems as PK's electric pole thick arm is about to tear into him with a lariat. In order to save himself from a brutal meeting with a blood hungry Knight, Popick counters with the always en vouge divorce court. Much the champ's dismay, Knight springs to his feet, showing no ill effects from the arm wrenching move. The massive challenger wallops Popick with lefts and rights that send the Atlanta native flailing like mad. Each blow sends spurts of blood flying off Popick's face, and into a pooling puddle bellow. Out of pure desperation, Popick stymies the flurry of punches by stomping on Knight's foot. The super cheap tactic draws a few jeers from the crowd, but it does prevent Popick from having his face rearranged. Our not so beloved champ sends PK across the ring with an irish whip. SJ immediately follows him, hitting him with a high knee lift as soon as he hits the cables. This tangles Knight within the ropes and leaves him in a dangerous position. Joseph backs away, talks a bit of trash, then dashes at Peter. A mammoth black boot to Stephen's face halts his charge, and significantly worsens his bloody nose. Knight lurches forward with a lariat, violently sweeping the overwhelmed incumbent off his feet! Bean-Town's favorite son goes right after Popick with furious mounted punches that would make even toughest heavyweight boxers cringe with fear. COLE So far it's been a pretty bad night for the Upstarts, Coach. They all lost! And Scotty, the biggest talker you have, even got choked out by Krista Isadora Duncan! Knight roughly drags SJ to his feet, and tags him with the most devastating knife edge chop we've seen all night. Shards of tanned skin hang off Joseph's chest as Knight launches him to the ropes. SJ rebounds with a gracefully cross body block! But Knight, like any big man worth his salt, catches his smaller adversary. Predictably, Joseph goes ripping through the air with a fall away slam! The beleaguered champ lands nastily on his side, blood dripping out of his nose and forehead at an unhealthy clip. He retreats to the outside, where the capacity crowd does not show him a hero's welcome. “POPICK IS A PUSSY! POPICK IS A PUSSY!” they taunt him. Afraid that Popick's willing to take the count out loss to save his precious gold, Knight heads out of the squared circle to fetch the errant grappler. Thanks to a video screen rested beneath the mezzanine level, Popick sees Peter approaching and greets him with two jabs to the chin. Apparently Knight has a weak chin because those punches sufficiently weaken him, allowing SJ to easily assume control of the bout. Stephen grabs the back of Knight's ashy blonde hair then bashes his goateed face right into the wooden announcer's table! Knight roars in misery, providing both beautiful music to Popick's ears, and incentive to play that tune again! SMASH! Knights' face eats the blackened wood once more, leaving a deep dent within the table. CABOOSE Why don't you get him in the ring and fight fair, asshole? Popick replies, “Why don't you shut your mouth, before I beat your ass in ten seconds like I did two weeks ago, you Brit twit.” Just to rub it in a little further, Popick does the belt motion around his waist, insinuating that Caboose will never hold the title again. Turning his attention back to his pesky challenger, Popick whips the former tag team champ to the steel ring steps. Not only does Knight's shoulder crash into the harsh metal, but his momentum carries him up and over the oversized stairs as well. The camera zooms in on Knight's anguished expression, as we hear pompous SJ gloating in the background. Jo-Jo, makes his way to Peter, and bears down on him with hate filled stomps. Each savage boot sends the message that Knight better never come after Joseph's title again. Stricken with horror that his best and last chance to win the most prized possession in the businesses is slipping away, Knight moves in rattled desperation. He grabs a chunk of Popick's black spandex tights, then gives him a violent hurl to the ring post! CLAAAAAAANK! Stephen staggers back, emitting an ear splitting scream. Droplets of blood rest peacefully on the shimmering black metal of the post, as the fans delight in his immense agony. CABOOSE Man, Popick has a really girly scream. Mounting an attack, Knight slams the disheveled champion into the ring apron as hard as he possibly can. Left groggy, Popick clumsily stumbles along the apron, finally resting his back against it for whatever support it can offer. Unfortunately this leaves him wide open to a group of body shots from the ill tempered challenger to his throne! SJ is riddled dizzy from the punches, and struggles to escape. The tenacious Knight stays with him, clubbing the small of his exposed back with mighty forearms. Realizing he can't capture the title outside of the ring, Knight roughly rolls SJ into the warzone. COLE I have to wonder what the reaction of someone like Zack Malibu or Leon Rodez will be if Knight pulls out a victory here tonight. I can imagine Zack calling out Peter first thing Thursday night! The hulking Knight grabs Joseph by his gelled hair, and starts to pull him to his feet. However Popick fights off Peter with lightning quick jabs to the breadbasket. Although they aren't that painful, SJ throws enough of them to force Knight to end his grip. Savoring his new found freedom, Stephen takes an opportunity to catch his valuable breath. Properly renergized, he doubles Peter over with a stiff knee to the gut. Knight begins to involuntarily wobble away, but SJ holds him in place with a snug dobule underhook. Joseph spits out at the crowd, displaying no respect for those who pay his bloated salary, then crunches Knight's mellon with a double arm DDT! SJ makes a quick cover! 1 KICK OUT! Knight rolls out to his side, then gives Popick, who's arguing with the ref, a surprise double leg takedown. Although shocked to suddenly be on the mat, Popick's able to use his considerable leg strength to push PK away, foiling the big guy's Texas Clover leaf effort. Irate that his boat sank before it ever left the dock, Knight pounces on a now standing Popick, slamming him with shattering punches. PK gives him a jarring whip to the ropes, and tries to overtake him with a hip toss on his return. Being the savvy veteran that he is, SJ counters by crooking Knight's head into his arm, moving in front of him, and landing on his BUTT, hitting Peter with a jaw breaker! The pain rarely has time to register in PK's mind before Jo-Jo is sweeping behind him with a school boy! 1 KICK OUT! “YEAAAAAAA!” Believing that the ex-Dream Machine needs to be softened up more before he can be pinned, Popick heads to the corner and elevates himself to the top rope for high risk move. The pretentious star looks over his broad shoulders to make certain that Peter's in the right position. When he sees that PK is easy pickings, SJ cracks quite the wide smile as it’s not everyday he gets to do the move he’s planning to do. Unfortunately, it isn’t today he gets to do the move he’s planning on doing, as Knight amazingly rushes towards the corner and yanks his legs out from under him! SJ drops onto thinly padded steel of the turnbuckle crotch first! “JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST, THAT HURT!” Joseph bellows, unable to withstand the pain that's sweeping over him like a tidal wave. CABOOSE That might have hurt if Popick had any balls. COACH Real clever, Caboose. Idiot. The moody Mass-hole climbs to the top to bestow further damage to his vulnerable foe. Peter hooks him in full nelson, forcing roars of unbridled anticipation to spring forth from the throats of the fans. Both gladiators rise to their full vertical base, PK showing stoic resolve, Popick screaming for the ample bosom of his mommy. Camera flashes decorate the arena like Christmas lights as the warriors travel through the air with a dazzlingly beautiful but career shortening top rope full nelson suplex! The appalling sound of Popick's bones cracking against the mat reverberates throughout the jam packed venue! “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” scream the standing spectators, who can't believe what they've just witnessed COLE (after a forty seconds of silence) DANGEROUSSSSSSS! CABOOSE I hope Popick is dead! I hope that moved killed Popick! In a scene as familiar to professional wrestling as the opening lockup, we see that both men have been astronomically drained of their energy by Knight's highlight reel worthy maneuver . Popick lies on the mat, taking deep labored breath, his aqua colored eyes held shut. The only thing keeping him from going under is his unmistakable drive to retain his treasured title. PK, large body drenched in perspiration, undertakes the monumental task of crawling to SJ to make what he hopes will be the biggest and greatest pin of his career. After twenty of the longest seconds of his life pass, he finally reaches Stephen and drapes his mammoth arm across his heaving chest. 1 2 KICK OUT!! “BOOOOOOOOO!” Coach This is how much this title means to both men! Cole I swear I already said that... Coach Emphasis Cole, emphasis! Knight rises, steeling his single minded determination to acquire the championship. He pulls SJ up by his hair, now stained a shade of dark red. The Upstart leader frantically wars against Knight's grasp with elbows to the gut. He manages to break PK's grip, but the former X Division Champion is unrelenting, pummeling him with nasty punches to the face. Joseph refuses to stand down, and returns the favor with fiery punches of his own! The rabid crowd is soon witness to a spirited slug fest between the two hungry young competitors. The powerful Knight puts a sudden end to the hugely entertaining brawl, spinning behind Stephen into a belly to back position. PK propels SJ backwards with a back drop! Fortunately, SJ flips out of it, landing squarely on his feet with an amazing show of agility! CABOOSE Damn it, Popick! Just let the back suplex break your neck! Knight is on his feet, standing tall, baiting Stephen Joseph to come and test him. SJ takes the bait, rumbling into the bigger man with a shoulder tackle. Knight counters by flinging Stephen into sky with a flap jack! BUT SJ counters that with a delightfully gorgeous dropkick that topples PK to the sweat soaked canvas. Leaving PK to loudly groan in misery, the sneaky champion makes a bee line to the nearest corner. Making use of the knot tying skills he learned in the Boy Scouts, Joseph hurriedly pulls apart the top turnbuckle pad, laughing to himself like a comic book villain. He quickly discards the black fabric, leading the concerned official to warn him about a possible disqualification. “If I get DQ'ed do I get to keep my belt?” Popick asks. “Yes.” the ref replies. “Gee golly, that's swell!” SJ replies gingerly before bringing his afflicted foe to his feet. Joseph weakens Knight with a series of chops and forearms. Satisfied with the damage done, Stephen happily hurls Knight into his pain inducing masterwork! Joseph rushes towards his adversary, taking to the sky with a visually impressive body splash. CRAAAAAAANK! SJ's visually impressive splash transforms into a horrifying collision the second Knight dives out of the way! The flesh on Popick's forehead is shredded into bits by the unmerciful exposed steel of the turnbuckle. A victim of karma's swift judgement, Popick slumps to the mat, wearing a full crimson mask. “YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!” chant the fans to SJ. Peter Knight pulls up Stephen Joseph by his bloody hair, and quickly hits a snap suplex, and follows that up with another long....staaaaaaalllllllliinnnnggggggggg suplex to the ring mat. Knight rolls over from that attempt onto Stephen's belly, and slaps the holy living hell out of his pectorals with one vicious sitting chopping blow. Knight shows no patience, and painfully pulls Stephen Joseph up by his hair. There's little to say but well, Stephen Joseph must have come a little closer to being bald there. Knight hoists SJ up by the armpits, and brings him crashing down with a SITOUT POWERBOMB!! Knight from the sitout position covers SJ.... 1! And that's all he got, and that's the truth Ruth! Stephen Joseph kips up and nails a basement dropkick to Peter's head! SJ quickly stands right back on his feet and looks around at the crowd. He even poses for a reaction from the crowd, a mocking of the Hulkster cupping of the ear motion, before wiping his bloody nose and slinging it onto Peter Knight. Oh, and the crowd, they still boo the living shit out of Stephen Joseph. They don't like him very much at all. Cole The crowd is not very appreciated of Stephen Joseph's efforts to win them over. Caboose What efforts. The guy's a jerk! Coach Is not! Caboose Is too! Coach Is not! Caboose Is too! Cole Shut...Up! Back to the ummm, action, Stephen Joseph flicks off the crowd with a one finger salute and returns his attention to Peter Knight, and goes back to Peter Knight, pulling him up by his head, onto his knees, and gingerly tosses Peter Knight into the closest turnbuckle corner. SJ positions himself with his shoulder down, and decides to inflict some pain on Knight's abdomen, which normally isn't a target of SJ's offense. He hits a shoulder thrust, and kicks his leg back to hit with another harder shoulder thrust, and then begins the cycle repeadly, quickly, and viciously a few more times, let's say 5 more. These thrusts bring Knight's balance down, and he begins to collapse into the turnbuckle and the ring mat below. When Peter is down, SJ begins with the not so very nice kicks/boots to the head. After each kick, SJ pauses to draw boos from the crowd, but at around kick number 4, SJ loses his composure and doesn't wait. Our intreped referee starts a count as SJ has had Peter in the corner for much too long. Coach Yes! Make him pay! Caboose You have no idea how much I wish that was you. Sj pays the referee no mind until he reached a count of 4, and SJ gets one final lick in and then turns away from Knight to have a discussion with the referee. Stephen wants to get back in there and continue beating down on Knight, but the referee pulls him back! SJ pushes the referee away and charges a recovering Knight, who has managed to pull himself upright and was leaning on the turnbuckle. Knight at the last second manages to swing out and away, leaving SJ with nothing to hit but the turnbuckle post, which his does with his right hand. SJ grabs it and howls in pain, while Knight steps from behind and locks in a vise-lock to SJ stomach. Knight shouts out German, and SJ takes a big gulp as he's pulled up and over! SJ lands on his feet! Cole Knight telegraphed that move, but he told the crowd. Coach That's why Stephen is such a great champion. He's always paying attention! Stephen's flip lands him directly behind Knight, who raises his arms to cheer a successful German suplex. He looks puzzled when he realizes there was no THUD, but before Knight can turn around, Stephen Joseph locks his hands into a full nelson, kciks the small of Knight's right knee, and pulls him backward, over his shoulder and down hard! Coach(Stands up) FINALITY FINALITY FINALITY! Cole WhatttaCounter! Caboose Oh that is so pathetic, really. Cole Hey, hey, what's this? Stephen Joseph doesn't notice a new visitor, as he's busy getting his bearings while Peter lies on the mat. He was knocked a little loopy from the attempted German and his counter was pure instinct. Stephen Joseph flair flops down to the mat, and he tries to shake the cobwebs out of his head. His head and body turn to the left, away from Peter Knight, and away from any chance at a pinfall victory, and away from our new ringside friend. Cole Holy Shit, is that?! The crowd is cheering as the visitor comes down to ringside flings over the ring apron, and he pulls a steel chair out from under neath the ring. The crowd gasps in awe as the he pounds the chair, thrusting it upwards. They're cheering loudly, which draws the ref's attention over too noticing Axel, the man who really really really really hates Stephen Joseph. Cole Hey, It's AXEL! He's not supposed to be out here!!! Coach Get him outta here! Stephen Joseph has made it too his feet again, and is waiting for Peter Knight to stand up. With the referee distracted, by what Stephen doesn't know, SJ takes the low road with an eye poke, just because he's a heel and all. Stephen Joseph captures Knight's right leg and tries for a fisherman's suplex or buster, but we'll never know, as Knight manages to kick SJ's kidneys with his left leg! SJ winces and tries for a normal suplex, but Knight easily wraps his right leg around SJ's left to block! And with that block, Knight gains some momentum, and he pulls backwards, with a release suplex! NO! SJ hangs on and lands on his feet and still has Peter Knight's right hand, so SJ tries to whip Knight into the ropes. Knight initially goes by, he reverses the momentum and sends Stephen Joseph into the ropes, NO! Stephen stomps on Peter Knight's left foot hard to get the moment back! Stephen Joseph whips Peter Knight out from the turnbuckle, but holds on as he see Axel! Joseph quickly whips Knight back into the turnbuckle ropes, and follows it with a pele kick. Axel stalks with a chair on the outside as Joseph begins to have words with him, walking away from Knight and obviously distracted. Stephen Joseph What the hell are you doing here? Axel rolls into the ring and starts to yack off with Stephen Joseph, Axel shifting the chair to his right hand. Joseph pushes Axel towards the ropes, and Axel pushes back. SJ stands up infuriated, a "What the HELL are you doing?" is heard about the crowd noise, but SJ doesn't have a chance to finish when Axel brings up the steel chair and cracks SJ sideways about the head! Caboose Oh Hell Yeah! Coach Dammit! Peter Knight stands at the sound of the steel chair, and wisely drops underneath the bottom rope rather than attack a chair wielding maniac. Axel drops the chiar in disgust as the referee calls for the bell! Axel drops down to SJ's side and begins wailing some right handed elbows onto SJ's face, slamming his head into the ring mat. Peter Knight...just watches. Cole What? The referee is disqualifying Peter Knight! It's Popick's own problem! Knight didn't have anything to do with this! Caboose Why would Axel help Popick of ALL PEOPLE! BUFFER Ladies and Gentleman, the referee has disqualified Peter Knight for outside interference. Your winner, and still OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, SttteeepHEN JOOOOOssseeePPHHH! The crowd completely shits on this and begins to throw trash into the ring. Peter Knight steps back walks up the ring as Axel continues to pound on Stephen Joseph. Knight just seems to want to avoid the tossed filth... Crowd: BULLSHIT!!! BULLSHIT!!!' Coach I can't believe it! Is this how Axel wants to prove he's a deserving champion? Caboose It can't be. THIS IS BULLSHIT! We SHOULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION. Axel stands up and draws a mix of cheers and jeers from the crowd. He towers over a bleeding champion, and Axel slowly goes over to the corner to grab the title belt, and hold that high above his head. The damage done, Axel slides out of the ring and is ambushed by 10 OAOAST Officials who slowly move him towards the back, whilst he trash talks all the way back. Stephen Joseph barely stirs in the middle of the ring, clutching his head and rolling out of the ring. A random OAOAST official hands SJ his belt, but SJ is instead looking across the ring at Axel, then back up the ramp at Peter Knight. At long last, SJ holds his belt up high to the anger of the crowd, who continues their "BULLSHIT" chant at volumes unheard of. Cole Fans, we are OUT of time. What will happen on HeldDown? What was Axel thinking? Was this Peter Knight's last title shot ever? Find out this Thursday on OAOAST HeldDOWN~!