Corey_Lazarus

Ugh...they're using Slayer's "Warzone"? Ugh...terrible song. Why couldn't they just go classic and use "Raining Blood" or "Hell Awaits"?

...duh.

But Milton rules it. You know he does. "I'll, uh, burn the building down..." Show her my "O" face. OH, OH, OH, OH! **humps air**

Meh. Not a Cruise fan, not a Spielberg fan, and knowing Spielberg? This movie will end with the martians dying off because of bacteria... ...until the human give them antibiotics and we all live happily ever after. That's one of the things I hate about recent Spielberg (Saving Private Ryan not included): happy bullshit "fuck you" endings.

Only party I'd want to be a part of is the kind where marijuana and alcohol permeate, and a few of us go out back to wrestle. But yeah, I'm with NoCalMike right there. I registered as an Independent.

Degeneration X Triple Threat TV-MA (yeah, my e-fed stable; fuck you, it's a cool name)

Michael Shane is the new "Suckbag," since Randy Orton seemed to finally become a good worker. Actually, Frankie Kazarian is worse than Shane is...so I guess Kazarian is Suckbag Banderas.

Actually, this one went more like this: LFV: Petey Williams rules. Me: Michael Shane is better. LFV: Michael Shane is boring. Me: At least he doesn't suck as bad as Williams. LFV: I love cock.

But I doubt AJ/Kash, will will no doubt be 10 minutes or less, would be worth the $10.

Wow...glad I didn't order this show, since nothing seems too good. And Brown over Truth? I call bullshit on that one.

I went right into posting, all in the music folder, with some minor exceptions in the old WWF folder at EZ. Then the TNA folder was made here, and me and bps owned it for a while. Heh. Yeah...what's happening now? Anybody want some pizza?

Depends on the fine print. If I could fly, would I need wings? Would I be able to do so on a whim, or would I need to "power up" and such? If I could turn invisible, would I be able to come back and not be invisible? Would I be a shimmer, Predator-style, or completely invisible, regardless of what I was wearing? Please, LotC, answer me these questions.

How does PW work, though? Is it similar to EWR, in that it's text based with only a few ratings on the card, or is there better summaries and stuff?

...people are fucking retards... Oops, this is primetime on a normal network. I meant "rejects."

H (1999-2000) vs. AJ Styles (2002-2003). I don't mean Hayabusa, and I don't mean post-H Hayabusa. I mean H. Ezaki's best work, IMO, was as H, as he stopped doing pointless matwork, and just showed a generally badass attitude in the ring by being a dick the fans loved. Against AJ? We'd have a ***1/2-**** affair right there. Flying, great selling, and enough emotion to make Ebenezer Scrooge dress up like Santa. Another match I'd like to see would be Amazing Red (2002-2003) vs. Rey Mysterio Jr. (1996-1998). I just think it'd be an out-of-this-world spotfest (say what you will about Red being a spotmonkey, but he's probably the best spotmonkey in the world). Neither would have a true advantage, and it would be pretty damn fun to watch.

Shane. At least he can generate heat.

So, wait...how is London not being used right? He's a cruiserweight with spfify spots and can tell a great story when with a great opponent, but doesn't seem to have much charisma. I, personally, don't like London because his moves seem to be hit with all the stiffness of a feather. True, the evidence isn't good, but he's also a charismatic, great worker that has a great look, and can work a limited style to make it good.

I dunno...are you familiar with the band Limp Bizkit?

AFHV just had their 300th Show celebration We're talking America's Funniest People, which is the AFHV ripoff show Dave Coulier hosted.

Okay, here's something y'all need to get: Bordello of Blood was a TFTC movie. The brothel was filled with vampires, including the queen vampire, and the lead was Dennis Miller as a PI. The movie sucked, by the way. Demon Knight fucking ruled it. Also, tell me if you remember this one: A child psychologist is called up by a mother (the same woman that played the psychic in the Poltergeist movies) to help her with her troubled daughter. The daughter kills off the psychologist's crew one by one in grisly fashion, and is about to kill him, but then he chokes her out and reveals that she wears a mask to conceal that she's a zombie. The mother used some voodoo practice to bring her back to life, saying that she loved her daughter so much she couldn't just leave her dead.

"The pills say once a day, stupid!" -Raven, to Beulah, re: finding out Beulah is pregnant

Tommy Dreamer's entire ECW career was built off sympathy heat, as he always got treated like shit by the heels. So that's one example of it actually working.

I never got into a fight with an Asian before. But I did get almost get into a fight with somebody, like, three times my size and a few years older than me when I was 12. I was riding my bike down my street, having a bad day, and my friends Pat and Eric were with me. This kid who hung out with this other kid that lived down the street was like "hey, where you going, you faggots?" so I flipped him the bird. He got up and ran after me, telling me that if I flipped him off again he'd beat the shit out of me. So naturally, I flipped him off again. He started walking over to me, grumbling profanities and talking about how he'd kill me and whatnot, and I get off my bike, throw it down, walk right up to him, and shove him about five feet back. He punches me in the chest a few times, and I don't even notice it, and then I trip him down onto my bike. He gets up, I grab my bike, flip him off again, and ride away. I know. I should have pulled out my ninja powers and killed him, but alas, I was a trainee at the time, and using such powers was strictly forbidden.

Beantown. Plenty of nice pubs for a drunkard like yourself.

Honestly, I just want "Natural Born Killaz" to be played nonstop for three hours, New Jack-style. I love that song. Also, the last Cube song I heard was from the War & Peace, Vol. 2 album, or whatever it was called (if that wasn't the title, that was the theme), which was all happy and soft.