Corey_Lazarus

Oh no! Louiemon and a killer ferret on Mountain Dew! Save me, Melvin! "MY TROMATONS ARE TINGLING! DIE, BITCH!" **cues awesome hardcore music as massive amounts of justifiable homicides ensue**

When's your graduation?: May 28th, 2004 (last Friday) Are you going to your prom?: Happened Junior year. Didn't go. What are you doing afterwords/that weekend?: Sex. Booze. More Sex. When's your prom?: Already happened last year. Got a limo?: No, because I didn't go. A tux/dress?: You don't listen, do you... A date?: God dammit... What college are you going to next year?: Not going to college. What's your major?: Ahem... Are you commuting or staying on campus?: You really don't listen. If not college, what are you going to do?: Work. Lots of it. Did you get any awards/scholarships?: Why would I get any scholarships if it's been known I'm not going to college?

Guitar, bass, minimal keyboard instruments, minimal drums, vox (growls and screeches and the occasional clean vox, but I sound like an asshole clean), and the spoons.

Where the streets have no name... And every generation, across the nation Is dancin' in the streets... CHAOS AD! TANKS ON THE STREETS! ...sorry...

They'd do that better if they didn't have a billion run-in's and ref bumps in every main event each week. Seriously. You know the booking of the matches is terrible when you see THREE ref bumps in one 12-minute match. If you can't create drama without resorting to those easy tools, you suck as a booker. Dutchy boy, I'm looking your way...

**pimps fed in his sig**

Well, I didn't want to embarass Swigg TOO much by showing everybody his sugardaddy.

...you listen to Shania Twain...

Take out KSE and Machine Head, and I'd agree. BLS really became a powerhouse with 1919. Not a bad song on that album, IMO.

Or if you've never been exposed to workrate like the X-Division usually offers, you'll overrate them. Seriously. I overrated, like, every cruiser match from 2001 to late 2002 because the WWF/WWE was all punch/kick (aside from Benoit, Angle, Jericho, and Guerrero). Nobody really did anything else (except for Mysterio, but he was in second half '02, around when I stopped focusing solely on workrate). I still stand by my ****1/2 ratings for XXX/Lynn & Red/Cross & Shark/Sabin & Storm and Ultimate X 2, but I've re-rated a lot of other TNA matches I gave over ***1/2.

Well, this is the forum where the reason he was banned came up (needless flaming of other posters), so yeah. Over to Hardcore.

And let's not forget that Swigg was OBVIOUSLY teasing it by wearing a thong with a t-bone steak hanging out the back of it.

Chavo was so good just three and a half years ago, too. I actually loved the fued he had with the Misfits In Action after leaving the group, and thought the feud he had with Shane Helms leading up to WCW's purchase was great.

Okay, you're hitting below the belt now. Nobody talks ill of my girlfriend like that, dig? But, surprisingly enough, one of my ex's does look like that, and if you shorten the nose, fatten the face, and darken the skin, that IS my mom.

Pulp Fiction Raiders of the Lost Ark Scarface Terminator 2: Judgment Day I finally saw Scarface for the first time in full last night. It's pretty boring unless everybody's dying. Kill Bill Vol. 1 Psycho (1960) Goodfellas Reservoir Dogs Rocky Taxi Driver The Shawshank Redemption Fight Club The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Back to the Future The Usual Suspects NO. FUCKING. CONTEST.

Suckaz gotz ta know, Tony!

Devine is definitely a talent I could see searching tapes of. He has a natural presence in the ring, and the spot in (I believe) in the Canada/NWA tag match where Daniels (or Skipper) DDT'd him and he flipped right back up, only to superkick Daniels down and collapse himself...ownage. Also, excellent finisher. Moonsault Frog Splash. Petey Williams shined last night as well, as he didn't completely suck. I think this might be attributed to the fact that he was working with Sabin for most of the night, and the two trained together, so they know each other pretty well. Team Japan sucked the meat whistle, as did Heavy Metal and Abismo Negro. So nothing else is new, haha. Overall, worth my $10, but not nearly as good as the NWA/Mexico X-Cup (the first one), or Lynn/Juvi, Hart/Juvi, and Sabin/Juvi from the Super X tourney last September.

...DK has now lost 12 points.

I'll see your Michael Moore and raise you...

I knew she looked familiar. Anyways...Jeff Jarrett, you better damn well recognize that while I may hate you, even loathe you at times...there is one man that is more evil than you could ever be. One man that even you, Double J, fear more than God himself. And that man is... VINCE McMAHON! And, Swigg, pal, you just barked up the WRONG tree. For you see, I reached into your nightmares, Swigg, and I pulled out the single most feared, evil, and disgusting being known to mankind. BARBRA STREISAND. BIATCH!

You're thinking of the Penalty Box match between Team Canada and the Misfits In Action. Once somebody was pinned, they were sent to the penalty box. Once every member of the opposite team was pinned (I think it was a straightforward 2-on-2 tag match, though) and in the box, the next pinfall against them won, or something. I dunno. Russo's booking.

**waves a bag of Doritos in front of you** See this, BigSwigg? A bag of crunchy, scrumptious, delicious Doritos. Now fetch, nxgga, fetch! **tosses the Doritos into an alligator pit**

**lights up a cigarette**

I heard "Duality" and mistook it for a song by Motograter or whatever flavor-of-the-week nu-metal shyte has a song out. What does THAT tell you? I'll borrow it from my buddy Drew, because he, no doubt, bought it. He loves them. He alos loves a lot of shitty bands. I'll give it a full listen eventually.

I spoke too son. Gauntlet sucked, but this tag match between XXX and Rude/Devine rocked. **3/4-***, definitely. Solid work by all (including the two strongpoints to Team Canada).