Corey_Lazarus

I believe Samoa Joe lives out in Cali, so the PWG and other SoCal shows he does cost less for the company because he can drive there by himself. RoH has enough money from both itself and RFVideo to pay for the flights of wrestlers from around the world, whereas TNA needs to measure out the positives and negatives of flying a wrestler in from as far away as Cali. With the X-Cup thing every month, they need to fly in workers from around the world twice a month, which also drains their pocket book. Honestly, I think Samoa Joe would get over in an instant were he to join the TNA roster, because not only does he gel well with half of it (since half of the TNA roster has had RoH dates), but also because he's great. Basically, I think it boils down to a monetary issue, although I could see TNA bringing him in for a few tag matches here and there whenever he's on the East Coast for an RoH date.

Yeah. Northcutt improved by leaps and bounds when tagging with Legend, to the point where I'd look forward to the Redshirts matches each week. Surprising, eh? BRING BACK KEVIN NORTHCUTT.

I'd say the replay is worth ordering. No particular match stands out aside from the main event (which I pegged at ***, FYI), but the flow of the show was very, VERY good. Notice how Russo returns and the shows seem to stop sucking?

My picks are bolded. Northeast Region 1 Eddy Guerrero 16 Kensuke Sasaki 8 Juventud Guerrera 9 Funaki 4 Raven 13 Jushin "Thunder" Liger 5 Ultimo Dragon 12 Yuji Nagata 3 Rey Misterio Jr. 14 Elix Skipper 6 Rob Van Dam 11 Jeff Jarrett 2 CM Punk 15 CIMA 7 Low Ki 10 Teddy Hart Northwest Region 1 AJ Styles 16 Kenta Kobashi 8 Rey Bucanero 9 Ultimo Guerrero 4 John Cena 13 Nick Dinsmore 5 Tajiri 12 Val Venis 3 Shawn Michaels 14 Rico 6 Booker T 11 Matt Hardy 2 Kurt Angle 15 Doug Williams 7 Ric Flair 10 Hulk Hogan Southeast Region 1 Shelton Benjamin 16 Toshiaki Kawada 8 La Parka 9 Chris Sabin 4 American Dragon 13 Chuck Palumbo 5 Charlie Haas 12 Jerry Lynn 3 Chavo Guerrero Jr. 14 Steve Corino 6 Triple H 11 The Undertaker 2 Brock Lesnar 15 Jody Fleisch 7 Nunzio 10 Abyss Southwest Region 1 Chris Jericho 16 Magnum Tokyo 8 Big Show 9 Samoa Joe 4 Jamie Noble 13 Satoshi Kojima 5 Spanky 12 Christian 3 Paul London 14 Billy Kidman 6 Chris Hero 11 Kane 2 Christopher Daniels 15 Jonny Storm 7 Trent Acid 10 Homicide

They could've easily had NORTHCUTT be Kash's partner...

Well, considering I've never heard otherwise, DDP has planned all of his televised matches. Who's to say he didn't improvise on house shows and see what worked and what didn't? I have a hard time believing a few of his Raven brawls were 100% planned. Of course, Raven probably carried the hell out of him, but it's fucking Raven. IT'S FUCKING RAVEN!

Slayer - "Seasons In The Abyss" Shadows Fall - "To Ashes" Motörhead - "Orgasmatron" (specifically the version that ISN'T all drums in the intro) The Cure - "Friday I'm In Love" Joy Division - "Love Will Tear Us Apart" Theatre Of Tragedy - "And When He Falleth..." Aimee Mann - "I'd Start A Revolution" Nevermore - "Believe In Nothing" Onward - "Witches Winter Eternal" (power metal with BALLS) Iron Maiden - "Hallowed Be Thy Name"

Pro's of DDP in TNA: -He's a veteran, and has been in the business for upwards of 15 years. -He knows how to excite a crowd, regardless of his cheesy catchphrases. -He's an excellent worker, regardless of the fact that he got his big push in WCW because he was neighbors with Bischoff. -The guy got a *** match out of GOLDBERG.

Finished, and sent in.

I'm on the Final Four-Way right now, so it should be in by 5:30. No telling when it's gonna be up, though.

Yes, but we're Massholes. We don't follow "rules," we just bitch about things we can control while not doing a fucking thing. MASSACHUSETTS - NOT ADDING ANYTHING TO POLITICS SINCE THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION.

This is one of those "you had to have been there" things, but I thought it was fucking hilarious. Okay, so we had English period lunch today, which means 2nd lunch (of 4). After lunch, our teacher comes back and says "okay...I need to use the bathroom, so I'll be back in 5 minutes...nobody lock me out!" So she leaves, and we close the door (as people have been barricading her out of the room all day). We then go into the classroom next to ours, as all of our classrooms are connected by doorways for fire safety or something, and we asked the teacher (Mr. Radford, who is quite simply THE MAN) if we could switch rooms. Yes. We switched rooms, with his junior English class and our senior English class switching places, and just waited for our teacher to come back. She came back a few minutes later, and we only knew because of the huge outburst of collective laughter from the other room. We went back to our regular rooms, and after about 15 minutes, she needed to leave the room to ask another teacher a question. So then she says "okay...I'll be back in two minutes...don't switch rooms on me!" She leaves, and this kid named Andrew Carroll grabs the keys to the room, locks the door, and shuts it. It was kinda funny to see her try to open the door, and everybody in the class swore we wouldn't rat Carroll out. So, naturally, since we all consider Carroll to be a huge tool, we ratted him out entirely when she walked through Radford's class (and Radford tooled on her while she walked through, because, again, he's the man) into ours.

Vyce - what song? Because I know most of the Lacuna tracks I've heard have had Cristina singing most of the song, with the male singer just coming in here and there.

Well, when you get a bunch of NOBODIES from the UK when there are UK wrestlers that US fans know of (Doug Williams and Jonny Storm, hello?), it doesn't make any sense. If Storm and/or Williams weren't available, that's one thing, but to just grab four UK wrestlers no US fans have heard of? Bullshit.

He's no longer asking you if you'd like to see more. He's asking you what else you'd like to see.

Dickinson singing Queen songs would rule. I just think it's too bad Dickinson wouldn't have the homoerotic movements down well enough (since Bruce just goes nuts onstage). Maybe DLR? Seems like he'd be a decent choice for at least one tune.

Lacuna Coil owns both of the other bands. The Gathering are decent, but Lacuna Coil are very good. And Evanescense fucking sucks. Plus, it helps that Cristina is hotter than either of them (she's in the middle, for those who don't know).

I'd replace Dio with Ozzy, simply because Ozzy matters more to metal than Dio could ever wish to. And Ripper...THOU SHALT NOT DISRESPECT BRUCE DICKINSON (far right)!

Hey, TC, I'm a bigger fan of RoH than I am of TNA. But I guess I don't exist, or don't matter, right? Just been supporting TNA since the beginning, and supporting RoH since I first downloaded Daniels/Dragon (from Round Robin Challenge) about a year ago.

THen your balls need balls.

Your sig of having your half naked ugly girlfriend enraged me. And you're no George Clooney either. You looked like you were orgasming on her back. Sir, you have soured my fair lady's honor. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! **takes off glove and slaps you across face** I also have a pair of testicles. You should try getting a pair some time.

"Whoosh"? What is this "whoosh" you crazy kids speak of these days? Is this similar to "ownage," or more like "toolage"? And yes, I'm sure Anal Cunt did give you VD's. I mean, it's an anal cunt, after all.

-LowKi, legitimate martial artist. -Monte Brown, former New England Patriot (and more muscle mass than either, with the agility of a smaller man, amazingly enough) I know it's supposed to be a mark's perspective, but it's fun to give 'em answers as to why the smaller guys would win in a fight. I'd love to see somebody try to say Shaquille O'Neill would beat a guy like Bruce Lee. I think somebody tried to prove that to me once, and failed horribly.

1. Damn! Why can't they have a job opening for "internet recapper"?! I'd sell-out like a bitch, regardless of whether or not I had to praise everybody. 2. ...Sting's had...what? 3 or 4 matches for TNA, if that? How can they POSSIBLY put together a "Best of" compilation for the man if they don't own the rest of the footage? Vinnie Mac owns the WCW, and vicariously the Crockett NWA, footage.

See these? OO They're called balls. Grow 'em. Parody is protected under First Amendment, correct? Larry Flynt proved this when Falwell tried to start shit, right? And any forum that could potentially talk about child abuse or drug usage, as TSM could with the Current Events, Movie, Music, LSD, General Chat, and Hardcore Discussion folders (as well as all of the wrestling folders), would prove that the topic could arise, and thus not be obscene, right? So not only is his display of lyrics meant to parody an incredibly serious situation allowed under law, but as it is not obscene to possible discussions at the forum, it's not breaking the rules. For fuck's sake, people, seriously. In my sig, I've had myself telling people to perform analingus upon myself ("TOSS MY SALAD, HO~!"), pictures of underage smoking (myself holding a cigarette), half-naked pictures of underage teenagers (myself and my girlfriend after taking a shower together, albeit wearing towels), and several profane words (such as fuck, cunt, shit, bitch, cock, queef, and the like). And you get angry over a God damned ANAL CUNT song?