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Nah, I think Newsted should stick with Ozzy and Voivod. Maybe hold a contest to see who should replace Ellefson? Would probably go over a hell of a lot better than Limp Bizkit's "FIND A NEW GUITARIST!" thing.

Man, I REALLY need to do some reviews of the JCW tapes in JCW Mode (since a few people told me the JCW Mode PBP for the ICP match a few weeks ago was hilarious).

A few of you forgot that the Cruiserweight Open is the battle royale where the winner gets a shot at Chavo later that night... Cruiserweight Open World Tag Team titles Women's title Cruiserweight title Playboy tag US title WWE Tag Team Foley/Rock vs. Orton/Batista Kane vs. Undertaker Brock vs. Goldberg World Heavyweight title WWE title

Well, eiker, because that wouldn't be too fun. I believe the point of most No-DQ matches is that the competitors don't particularly like each other, and would prefer to cause as much punishment as possible. Besides, that'd be boring. A roshambo contest live on Pay-Per-View? Snoozefest. Why don't hardcore wrestlers actually MOVE the cheesegrater when they put it against somebody's forehead? (please answer in terms of kayfabe)

For some reason, imagining Kermit Borash saying that to one of his fellow reptilian friends makes me life. And again, Corey Lazarus gets hosed...I WILL NOT BE DENIED! Expect a a few Lazarushes of the TNA eps Dames missed (like a few of the September/October '02 shows, and a few sporadic ones here and there). I think I'd have more fun doing a Lazarush for those, too.

Josh was one of the first original cast members of All That to leave. Which sucked, because Earboy was awesome. I think the first original cast member to leave was the short chick with the curly brown hair that played Ross Perot perfectly ("Hey, I got four billion dollars!"). Ah, mid-90's Nickelodeon television...was there any better time to be a kid television-wise? Pete & Pete, Salute Your Shorts, Hey Dude, All That, Clarissa Explains It All, Are You Afraid Of The Dark? (some of the episodes were genuinely scary when I was 9), all of the mid-90's NickToons (Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, pre-suck Rugrats, Doug), and the extremely short-lived Roundhouse (which was so awesome, yet most of the jokes were pretty dirty and geared towards a mid-teen audience).

Like Stevie, I, too, love Motörhead. But you should just find a bunch of "best of" albums, honestly. I started off with the All The Aces/Muggers Tapes comp, and then bought No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith. I'm somewhat peeved that I haven't been able to find a studio version of "Metropolis" (unless it's a Hawkwind song?).

All I can say is that I hope they do an updated version of "Pure" (since they updated "To Ashes" and "Fleshold" for Of One Blood). Man...I love Shadows Fall. I'm putting either "Thoughts Without Words" or "The First Noble Truth" in my Visual Communications project (which is a short 1-minute video using clips provided for us of a dog getting a bath from two kids).

Probably 1/4. I know Summer Sanitarium cost me $75 or so last year, so I'm probably looking at around $50-$60. Although maybe I will attend NE Metalfest, since Metallica isn't coming to Mass (closest they get to here is Connecticut, and I ain't driving through Greenwich without convincing my friends to destroy some mailboxes and stop by Titan Towers). Now I just need the moolah.

It probably won't be up this week until Friday night (maybe 6-ish). I have a shitload of reading to do for a test tomorrow on the second act of "Hamlet," and I have to quickly finish up HP Lovecraft's At The Mountains Of Madness for an "outside reading" book that I need to write a thesis on (I fucking hate English). Not to mention some minor psychology work, and I need to help my buddy Jay work on his song "Eggy Chunks."

1.) Power & Glory (Paul Roma & Hercules) 2.) The Godwins (Phineus & Henry) 3.) Demolition (Ax & Smash) 4.) The Fabulous Freebirds (Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy & Michael "PS" Hayes) 5.) The Dudley Boyz (D-Von & Bubba Ray) 6.) The Hardy Boyz (Matt & Jeff) 7.) Edge & Christian 8.) The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom (Hawk & Animal) 9.) The Steiner Brothers (Scott & Rick) 10.) The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg & Billy Gunn) 11.) Americas Most Wanted (Chris Harris & James Storm) 12.) The Acolytes (Farooq & Bradshaw) 13.) The Outsiders (Scott Hall & Kevin Nash) 14.) The Powers of Pain (Warlord & Barbarian) 15.) The Twin Towers (The Big Bossman & Akeem) 16.) Money Inc. (Ted DiBiase & IRS) 17.) The Brainbusters (Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard) 18.) Strike Force (Rick Martel & Tito Santana) 19.) The Killer Bees (B. Brain Blair & Jumpin Jim Brunzel) 20.) The Collossal Connection (Andre the Giant & Haku) 21.) The Eliminators (Perry Saturn & John Kronus) 22.) Simon & Swinger (Simon Diamond & Johnny Swinger) 23.) The Headshrinkers (Ekmo & Fatu) 24.) 3 Minute Warning (Rosey & Jamaal) 25.) The Bushwhackers (Luke & Butch) 26.) The Quebecers (Jean-Pierre & Jacque Rougeau) 27.) The British Bulldogs (Dynamite Kid & Davey Boy Smith) 28.) The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs & Jerry Skaggs) 29.) The Headbangers (Mosh & Thrasher) 30.) Too Cool (Brian Christopher & Scott Taylor) 31.) The Hart Foundation (Jim Neidhart & Bret Hart) 32.) The Dream Team (Brutus Beefcake & Greg Valentine)

Actually, the 3LK/New Franchise match was surprisingly decent. I'd give it *1/2, honestly. Truth was good, as always, and Konnan was actually pretty good when doing chain-wrestling and the typical hot tag work. Douglas, as always, let his charisma carry his work, and Michael Shane is coming along nicely into a solid all-around worker (just don't let him NEAR a microphone).

Salute Your Shots > First incarnation of Wild & Crazy Kids > Double Dare > Nick Arcade > Second incarnation of Wild & Crazy Kids > What Would You Do? > Family Double Dare > All That without Keenan, Kel, and Josh

This dude I fed with wants to know if anybody has a clip (preferably in .GIF format) of Matt Hardy delivering the Twist of Fate to Billy Kidman on SmackDown from all those moons ago. He asks because it's hard to describe the finisher of one of his characters, because the move is the Twist of Fate as Kidman sold it (with the head-first dive). Anybody?

I'm actually awaiting DJV2, if there is such a game. I hope a CAW (or at least something equal to a CAW) is included, so then I can make Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman (since Slayer is signed to Def Jam's American Records label) and kick some DMX ass. I'd say get it, but only if you can find it for cheaper. It's quite a fun game if you're just into exhibitions, but the "secrets" and "prizes" for winning the Storyline Mode aren't worth the effort more than once.

Aside from bad booking, what did he do to WCW? WCW was still pulling in pretty good ratings for cable (I think they still remained in the Top 15, at least Nitro), and it's not Russo that was put in charge of AOL/Time Warner and went "okay, this WCW thing on TNT and TBS? You know, the show garnering more ratings than anything else we have? Yeah. Get rid of it." I ask again: What did Vince Russo do to WCW that WCW didn't do to themselves?

1050, with no studying and no calculator. I think I got somewhere between 550 and 600 in verbal, too. Finished every question, and guessed on everything I couldn't get in under a minute. I also currently have a GPA of 2.78, which is C+/B- range. I still fail to see why people think I'm an idiot just because I don't do jack shit. Oh, wait, that's why. Well, that and I'm a fucking tool.

I'll just do the same thing to Godsmack that I did to Mudvayne, Deftones, Linkin Park, and Limp Bizkit last year: turn my back to them and raise my middle finger while harassing the band and their fans between songs.

Nevermind. No Lazarush this week. I start my driving hours tomorrow, Saturday I'm booked all day, and Sunday? Sunday is my day to just sit on my ass and do nothing. Sorry, no Lazarush this week.

I probably won't be attending, as I have NO money for concerts like I did last year. I'll probably just be hitting OzzFest and Metallica this year, or at least until Shadows Fall comes back around.

-Petey Williams d. Juventud Guerrera and Jerry Lynn in a Triple Threat match. -The New Franchise d. 3 Live Kru -Johnny Swinger d. Simon Diamond -Chris Harris d. Chase Stevens -Chris Harris d. Andy Douglas -Chris Harris d. The Naturals -Raven and Sabu d. The Gathering -Abyss d. AJ Styles Lex Luger interfered during Styles/Abyss when the ref got knocked out, Gorilla Press Slamming AJ through a table and then waking the referee up. My question is... WHY THE FUCK DID THEY BRING BACK LUGER?! Wasn't it reported in the Torch after the first time they brought back Luger that the fans said they NEVER wanted to see Luger again?! This means that next week it's Abyss and PROBABLY Lex Luger as NWA World Tag Team champions against AJ Styles and a partner of his choosing (I'm guessing Sting). That's it. FUCK YOU, DUTCH MANTEL. FUCK YOU, JEFF JARRETT. FUCK YOU, VINCE RUSSO. I loved this show until Luger showed his old, untalented, wrinkly, Elizabeth-killing face. FUCK YOU, LEX LUGER.

Fuck that, Choken. None of those shows - NONE - can touch Mr. Show. And fuck Joss Whedon. I just wanna say that. Every single time I watch Buffy late at night, I can't help but think of what an overrated schmuck he is. All of the characters on Buffy are bland, and I just can't help but hate him for writing the script to Alien Resurrection.

...and I'm sure Missy got a few "SHE'S GOT HERPES" chants in ECW...

Well, can YOU think of a better way to eat applesauce than sitting Indian-style?!