Corey_Lazarus

FULL RESULTS (so far): ICP d. Gilberti/Young Siaki d. Kash Something happened with Leon/Abyss. No contest, I believe. AJ Styles d. Redshirt Security to win the NWA Tag belts (Abyss was his partner, as forced by Callis) Goldylocks pulled a When Harry Met Sally Fake O on Erik Watts, and she was lying to him during their whole relationship. Decent promo, too. Currently, DUSTIN RHODES is fighting Triple J for the title. EDIT: JN, I LOVE your avatar.

And a recap of why we have Siaki/Kash tonight. Kid Kash = Your New Favorite Wrestler. THAT should be a shirt.

With catering courtesy of the Country Kitchen Buffet! Fucking awful match, and I blame David Young and Glenn Gilberti. ICP are the greatest tag team ever. BR00TUL DEATH VALLEY DRIVER OF PSYCHOPATHICNESS BY VIOLENT J FOR 2!!! AIR RAID CRASH OF MINIMUM CRIPPLEAGE BY VIOLENT J FOR 2! SPINEBUSTER OF BOZO TO SHAGGY BY YOUNG FOR 2! YAKUZA "FUCK DISCO" KICK BY SHAGGY TO GLENN! J goes up...FLY, FATASS, FLY!! JUGGALOSAULT~!~!~!~ Shaggy up...DARK CARNIVAL GUILLOTINE FOR THE WIN!!!! Your winners and NEW greatest tag team ever, ICP.

Shit match so far. But once Shaggy bumps like a motherfucker, it'll be that ********** classic I promised you.

ICP vs. Gilberti/Young is up next. Glenn and David come out to their "Bullgod" (Kid Rock) ripoff. Sucks. I'M GOING CHICKENHUNTIN~! ICP come out in full JCW gear, and this match is going to be a ********** classic!

...who won the ECW WORLD TITLE at Barely Legal...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... I. DON'T. FUCKING. CARE. I. HATE. YOU. DUTCH. MANTEL.

Dunno, but he's a crazy evil fucker. Blah blah blah, Jarrett's on his boring fuck rampage...and some fatfuck with a clipboard is firing people that haven't signed, I guess. Wow. Don Callis is holding a sign that says "UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT." No shit, sherlock. Bah. I don't fucking care about this shit. Looks like 2/11 will be my last TNA for a bit.

I need to see the director's cut/special edition/whateverision of Alien 3. I own three versions of Aliens already (normal VHS, SE VHS, SE DVD) and can rent the SE of Alien whenever...but I want the Alien 3 one with the deleted scenes added back in so I can actually understand what the FUCK is going on. ...fuck Resurrection. That is all.

Yeah, Motörhead really opened for Dio. Dio got a THIRD of the reaction Motörhead did. Fuck Dio. Dungeons & Dragons is for fuckers. The Loco tour has a different lineup than the home show in Massachusetts, which is the one I went to. The headliners of the home show in '02 were Disturbed, Ra, and Black Label Society. The best three bands (in order of greatness that night) were Black Label Society, Flipp, and Disturbed.

1. Shadows Fall/Lamb Of God/Killswitch Engage/Unearth 2. Slayer/Hatebreed/Arch Enemy/Dry Kill Logic 3. The Misfits/The Damned/The Dickies/Agnostic Front/Balzac/DI 4. Iron Maiden/Dio/Motörhead 5. Slayer/Soulfly/In Flames/downthesun 6. New England Metal and Hardcore Festival '03 7. Summer Sanitarium '03 8. WAAF LocoBazooka '02

I've been on BLS for the past four years, when they were still in the experimental stage. I've built up a tolerance for BLS. Any other recommendations for something to prescribe?

Following the White Zombie rec (and no, Rob's remixes of the old WZ tunes are nowhere near as good as the original versions)... WHITE ZOMBIE (if these don't make you wanna drive fast, nothing will; PERFECT driving music) "Super Charger Heaven" "El Phantasmo And The Chicken Run Blast-O-Rama" "I, Zombie" "Electric Head Part II - The Ecstasy" (Jericho's ECW theme, I believe) "Feed The Gods" (probably my favorite White Zombie tune) "Thunderkiss '65" "Black Sunshine" (industrial metal tune about a hotrod featuring spoken word from Iggy Pop) "I'm Your Boogieman" "Welcome To Planet Motherfucker" "I Am Hell" POWERMAN 5000 "Mega!!Kung-Fu Radio" "Organizized" "Nobody's Real" "Action!" "When Worlds Collide" "Flame On" "Tokyo Vigilante #1" (ASIDE: If you check out all of these, you'll see how much PM5K has changed from True Force and Mega!!Kung-Fu Radio to Tonight The Stars Revolt! and their newest one.) Hmmm...rap...uhhh... DARK LOTUS/ICP/TWIZTID (all lumped into one group) "Chicken Huntin" (ICP) "We Don't Die" (Twiztid) "I Don't Care" (Dark Lotus) OTHERS... Gang Starr - "1/2 & 1/2" Dr. Dre & Ice Cube - "Natural Born Killaz" Wolfpac - "Gangsta Bounce" (no, not THAT Wolfpac)

I'm thinking of now quitting guitar and picking up the accordion because Durst's suckiness has shamed me so much.

It wasn't offered because it's cool. I would kill for something like that.

Feedback what I got, y'all. -The L-A-Z

So wait. THey got pissed because he wore a T-SHIRT?

Quiz 1: 35 Quiz 2: 63 Quiz 3: 83 ...inaccurate. I'm VERY annoying.

^Exactly. I don't give a fuck about football, and I also don't like it when a football player comes in and makes the dominating heel tag team look like shit.

Shane/Sabin, hands-down.

Heat Wave '98. 'Nuff said. And when was the RVD/Sabu Stretcher match? I LOVE that match. Was it Hostile City Showdown '96, or WrestlePalooza '97?

Never, if you go to the RoH show and see Yellow Hat Guy, tell him he's got a fan in Corey Laz.

Mike Sanders was released from TNA around May 2003 (not sure on the month, but definitely 2nd quarter) due to him being a dick backstage and being pure shit in the ring. 2001 WCW is some of my favorite stuff in all of wrestling. We had Luger and Buff JOBBED THE FUCK OUT in March to O'Haire and Palumbo (who were growing each week as wrestlers), the cruisers being allowed to do pretty much anything they wanted to (VERTEBREAKERS GALORE~!), EZ Money debuting and becoming one of the most over workers in the company by his THIRD match (Jason Jett vs. Kwee-Wee at Greed was INSANELY hot; more so than it had any right to have been), The Magnificent Seven storyline (which, aside from the workers in the stable, I dug), and Chavo Guerrero Jr. kicking ass and taking names. We also got Hugh Morrus going fuck all and actually getting some decent pops, Lance Storm pushed as an upper-midcarder, Mike Awesome before he completely sucked, and NO HULK HOGAN. Sin, SuperBrawl: Revenge, and Greed are three of my favored WCW PPVs, and they happened in quick succession. Yes, I miss WCW. I miss the young guys getting their chance while the old guys were pushed aside. I miss the solid matches each week, and main events that although had two past-their-prime workers were booked in such a manner to make them seem great. I miss young workers being allowed to do more than your standard punch/kick offense, and the awesomeness of 3Count. Dammit... BRING BACK 3COUNT!

I am, Jay. My girlfriend only likes NECW, since the RoH show in Framingham sucked overall (with the exception of the final three matches, it was INCREDIBLY bland). So instead we're going to make each other dinner...

I'm sorta straight-edge myself. See? Little x's... xxx Also, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't live the straight-edge lifestyle. I mean, sure, he might be DRUG FREE, but do you really think a guy like that would never drink alcohol or eat meat?