Corey_Lazarus

Actually, Dace, a Fireman's Carry Neckbreaker wouldn't be too hard to do at all. Just start pushing them off for a DVD, but then fall down while twisting your own body, and the result would resemble a Hangman's Neckbreaker (when you fall all the way down).

Actually, Vince grew up in North Carolina, so that's DEFINITELY something to ponder...

I might do that, Downhome. If y'all pay me $2 each, I'll do it, upload the convo, and transcribe it. And the Cadbury Bunny, as well as the Easter Bunny, is into SO MUCH shit it ain't cool. Cad's been caught peddling Special K to little girls, and the Easter Bunny was once discovered putting mousetraps into Easter baskets.

^INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!

And if you have never been to TotalNonStop, you do not know the half of it, Coffey.

Smart marks. Who here would have even bothered ordering TNA had it not been for the internet?

Russo won the WCW World title in a House of Pain match, which was essentially an enclosed cage with a door on top that you used a ladder to climb out of, and then you had to climb off of the roof of the cage. Goldberg speared Russo through the cage, and thus gave Russo the win, as the rules were that whoever was the first person to exit the cage would win the World title.

Damn you, Kotz! I was planning on doing the Ghostbusters quotes in reply to that!

Hey, Zack...if you go on to DJ, can I have your CURRENT job?

Nah. The Trix rabbit and the Evil Bunny from Holy Grail have been at odds for quite some time. Whereas the Trix rabbit is a pacifist, preferring to seek legal action over physical assertment, the Evil Bunny has always had a "bite the jugular first, ask questions later" method.

"Faces of Pain" would be something I'd buy. Seeing people getting injured, but not necessarily dying, is entertaining. Hey, as long as I'm not the one getting hurt, right?

You want to be a therapist, eh? Here are some helpful hints: 1. Lose all will to live. 2. Lose all will to live. 3. Lose all sexual drive. 4. Lose all will to live. 5. Realize your life is pointless. 6. Lose all will to live. 7. Go to school for Psychology. Study ass off. 8. Get Masters and PhD. 9. Lose all will to live. 10. Buy a gun and shoot yourself, because you've lost all will to live after hearing about people bitching about their mother every week.

Agreed. I used to eat the old Trix cereal all the time when I went over my grandparents', and then they turned it into fruit-shaped. The flavor sucked. They were hard to eat due to their weird shapes. And I discovered the nummalicious cereals known as "Frosted Shredded Wheat" (fuck you, it's awesome) and "Apple Jacks." Why doesn't the rabbit just file a lawsuit against those fucking kids? Their parents are probably loaded thanks to all of those commercials...

Well, if you consider a father and a mother the same thing, then yeah. Jon Davis has said several times in various interviews that his father never did anything like that to him, since his dad was with a few bands and did touring all of the time. His mom molested him. And? Is it really worth five albums of him doing nothing but going "I HATE MY LIFE" over and over? No, it's not. Dude, even Kurt Cobain talked about more, and Jon, he was WAAAAY more depressed and fucked up than you could ever hope to be.

I'd say smart business, because they're not really compromising artistic integrity for money's sake. Anyways, I wouldn't buy 'em. They're just normal Vans with fake blood on the side. WOW! OH GOSH, THAT'S COOL! I already got three pairs of shoes: two pairs of hi-top Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor's (one black, one white), and one pair of Converse All-Star XII's (white; I call them "Combat Chucks," as they're just larger, leather versions of Chucks).

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2 (COMBAT COLDCUTS), Ghostbusters, and Commando are favorites. Especially the part in Commando when Arnie is fighting Bill Duke in the motel room... **Bill Duke picks up his revolver and aims it at Arnold's head.** Bill: Fuck you, asshole. **Bill pulls the trigger, but the chamber is empty.** Arnold: Fuck YOU, asshole. Ah, Commando has so many AWESOME lines... **Arnold throws pipe through Bennet's chest and into the water heater.** Arnold: Let off some steam, Bennet! **The camera cuts back to Bennet, and pans out as blood drips from his mouth, and steam shoots out of the pipe.**

Match Of The Year: XXX vs. Jerry Lynn/Amazing Red vs. Jason Cross/Shark Boy vs. Jonny Storm/Chris Sabin This match is what introduced TNA fans to Chris Sabin, and featured top-notch work from all involved. By the last 5 minutes of this ****1/2 classic, EVERYBODY was on their feet. The following week's Tag Team title match between XXX and Jerry Lynn/Amazing Red was almost as good, but I feel this was better by 1/4*. This gets the nod for being nearly perfect in every way (the only non-perfect things being long-term selling and psychology). Favorite Show: Super X - 9/3/03 Sure, every match was a spotfest. But you know what? What other show in 2003 had TWO TNA MOTY candidates (Teddy Hart/Juventud Guerrera, Chris Sabin/Juventud Guerrera), and a kick-ass WarGames match (Wednesday Bloody Wednesday)? Best Wrestler: AJ Styles While I would have selected Raven had the feud with Shane Douglas and Father Mitchell never occurred (because they dragged out too long, and featured poor matches), the poor booking of AJ's World title reign (thanks, Jeff, for making the best worker on the roster seem like a chump) wasn't enough to make me ignore his awesomeness this year. Best Tag Team: XXX Who had the best tag matches this year? XXX. Who carried AMW to their best matches ever? XXX. Who rules? O'Doyle rules, but that's besides the point. Best Feud: Raven vs. Jeff Jarrett Sure, the final blowoff sucked, as it almost entirely buried Raven. Sure, it was only a featured feud from February to the end of April. Sure, the repercussions (sp.?) of the match didn't have much of an effect on the rest of TNA, but do you know what? For the period of time leading up to the match, there was no other match in the world I'd have rather seen. Best Newcomer: Chris Sabin Is there any, ANY doubt that this was Sabin's year to show the world who he was? After a highly impressive debut in my MOTY pick, Sabin continued returning, and got better with each week. After defeating the Amazing Red and Jerry Lynn in a Triple Threat match for the X-Division title, Sabin was in full-swing until the loss of the belt to the highly, HIGHLY inferior Michael Shane. And on the first show in 2004, Sabin regained the X-Division title in the same atmosphere he lost it, coming full circle.

Yeah. Courier kinda sucks, so I'll probably change it to Garamond tomorrow.

Just posted my review of the show online. Check the thread. +1 But, to stay on-topic, uhhh...Michrome, the feud just started, and CM Punk is nothing but an undercarder in TNA, so they're aligning him with a well-known heel manager that has some history with Raven. Oh, and I've seen some of these CM Punk promo's, and he's not even CLOSE to being in the top 10 promo guys that are currently active.

My review should be uploaded at my site around midnight. I only have the Ultimate X 2 to finish reviewing. WARNING: It's not NEARLY as good as a Diatribe, and it shows that I'm new to reviewing, but if you dug my PBP for the 12/3/03 show, you should dig this.

Eh...3LK are up there. BG and Truth don't do TAG wrestling, but rather just tag one another in and let 'em go at it singles-style. BG sucks in the ring, but is decent on the mic, and has charisma. Ditto for Konnan. Truth is the best worker of the bunch, but I'd rather a 3LK match than a Bashams match. At least Truth doesn't look like an S&M freak with only a few basic moves in his repertoire.

...man, I hate Chevelle...

Why no love for the Magnificent 7? Sure, they all sucked HORRIBLY in the ring, but I really do honestly feel that 2001 WCW was better than the WWF at the time. Then again, that's because it wasn't all about HHH and Steve Austin left and right, but instead showing equal amounts of the Cruiserweights, tag teams, and main-eventers.

I think the best way to describe Nicole's body would be healthy. She's not overweight by the looks of it, has a little meat to her (which isn't bad at all, and I find rather sexy), and she's not so thin you'd claim anorexia/bulimia. Still ugly as sin, and I've never watched the show.

Well, considering that UX1 was a pretty big disappointment (because Kazarian was the focus and he's the definition of "vanilla," and Michael Shane did nothing but bleed and lie down on the outside), I don't think we were wrong to doubt UX2.