Corey_Lazarus

...why the FUCK would you be sent to the Principal's office for during the dance while running the mile?

If all else fails, Danes, come to Massachusetts. Everybody else is. And if I ever decide to move TO NYC, you best crank out Sinatra, Beast.

I hope LARS is the one that gets torched.

I have to agree that No Mercy is, overall, the better game. Matches lasted longer, the CAW was incredibly better (save for the amount of moves you could give your CAW), and the gameplay seemed much better. For instance, in SmackDown, the characters don't limp or favor a body part. Rather, when they begin to go in the red, they'll act "dazed" after doing a move, and then go right back to normal. In No Mercy, everything was affected by a weakened body part. If a flyer's leg was worked over, and he usually jumped to the top rope, he'd now be forced to climb it, and the distance he jumped wasn't as far. Moves didn't hurt as much once you've been weakened, and submission holds actually had a direct affect on the body part they were working over after being applied two or three times. Both games have their up's and down's, and I'm currently infatuated with HCTP, but no game will ever top No Mercy (as far as WWF/WWE games go) until a SD game comes out that is nearly identical to it.

And he was the, uh, dude...that was gonna marry Neve Campbell...in Drowning Mona. MAN Drowning Mona rules...

Sorry, Choken, but that doesn't even come close to the crapfests that are Hell Of The Living Dead (AKA Night Of The Zombies, Virus) and Island Of Death. Thank you, come again.

Let's ask Owl. One. Ta-hooooo!!!! **CRUNCH** Tharee.

He's decent, but nothing special. The worst is probably Alex Arion, and he's thankfully not on the card.

I just found the card for the January 10th New England Championship Wrestling show thanks to a flyer my dad found. As with any wrestling card, it's subject to change, but here's what to look forward to. El Boriqua vs. Johnny Idol Zaqary Springate III vs. Mike Bennett (Zaqary isn't a great worker, but he's only a rookie, and he has GREAT charisma and a knowledge of how to make the crowd hate him) Bob Evans vs. Dr. Heresy DR. FUCKIN' HERESY!!! This is the first I've even HEARD of Heresy since Primal Conflict Wrestling back in '01. Frankie A/Pain vs. The French Connection NECW Tag Team Championship Sabotage {c} (Eddie Edwards/DC Dillinger) vs. Adrenaline (Chris Venom/Brian Fury) NECW Heavyweight Championship - Special Intergender Match Maverick Wild {c} vs. Mercedes Martinez None of the workers are exceptionally good, but the overall atmosphere is awesome. For you Masshole cats, I'd suggest checking 'em out live. Tickets are only $15, and you'll walk away feeling like you did when you first started watching wrestling as a kid.

Yeah, their originals DO rock. Now please show me your in-desperate-need-of-a-tan belly again...?

Ah, the days of my lost youth. I used to fight a Brazilian beast that could generate electricity from his skin and red hair, as well as fight a Japanese man with unusually large eyebrows that could somehow shoot fire from his hands... Ah, THOSE WERE THE DAYS...

I have seasons 1 and 2 of 24 on DVD, and I'll prolly go out and get the Family Guy collection, as well as South Park seasons 1-3. And if there's ever a DVD release of the Fox mid-90's X-Men, I'm THERE!

Maverick's offense sucks, but the guy is a GREAT seller. At the last show I went to, Maverick Wild took on Bob Evans in the main, and Bob worked over Maverick's left arm the whole match. Armbars, hitting it on the post, bell-shot (yes, to the ARM), whatever. That arm was DEAD even during Maverick's post-match celebration. And Mercedes is who my girlfriend wants to be like. That chick is the reason she (my girlfriend, that is) ever remotely began to like wrestling in the first place.

Hey, that mat deserves it!

I know I'd see Trick And Treat vs. The Robots.

Just wait a few weeks, AS. Just you wait... Oh, and drink plenty of tap water, and Coca-Cola as well. Muhoohoo WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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CanadianChick's pasty white flesh > Anglesault's receding hairline Oh yeah. I went THERE. **forces AS to watch a collection of Randy Orton matches, Clockwork Orange-style** The parts I instantly picked up on: FOZZY FUCKING RULES~!! W00T W00T~! However, the bolded part confuses me. Since Bud Fontsere and Rich Ward were IN Stuck Mojo...how does "Stuck Mojo meets Fozzy" make much sense? The music's rather similar (Mojo was heavier and had rapped vocals, while the last studio release was basically a Fozzy album with a rapper instead of Jericho), and two of the members are the same (would have been three had Dan Dryden not had enough with Rich's awesomeness). Anyways, it's good to see The Ward Almighty get some respect. Now THAT is awesomeness. An entire album of Fozzy originals? OWNAGE!

The Misfits - "Day Of The Dead"

Europeans are generally known for preferring heavier music. Britney is going to be MURDER ON STAGE. But hey, look at the bright side: if it was in Sweden, she'd DEFINITELY be mutilated while all 12 of the original black metallers in the crowd cheered.

Your soul, and a box of Raisinets.

CATFIIGHT!! CAAATFIIIIIGHTT!!!! OHHH MYYY GODDDDD!!!! CAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHTTTT!!!!!!

GWAR - "I'm Fucking An Animal"

I'm reminded of an Elftor strip in which Elftor and Cheesetor save rock n' roll by killing Pete Townshend after forcing him to rape a choir boy...funny shit. Anyways, I always actually thought he was innocent, or maybe just accessed some of these things by accident (since it's fairly easy to type "we are 18" into a search engine and find an abundance of underage sites), but hey...he's Pete fuckin' Townshend, and Elftor is fuckin' hilarious!

Big Fish stars Ewan McGregor and is directed/produced (or something to that extent) by Tim Burton. That makes the movie worth seeing. A Pearl Jam song does not.