Corey_Lazarus

I'm actually a little mark for Wright. When I started watching WCW in '97, the first match I actually saw was an Alex Wright match (I think against Steve McMichael), and I thought he was very good. Mongo...ugh... But yeah. I actually used to get up and speak faux-German and do the dance when I was 12...

And now, Frigid, Mike Barton is a very solid worker that could probably school most of the WWE roster.

Actually, they sold quite a few during the hot sprees in April/May, and picked up steady paid fans from late 2002 until the early summer. What does this tell you? 1. Fans like an interesting product. 2. Fans like several kinds of wrestling present on a card (power wrestling, hardcore brawls, old-school, spotfests). 3. Fans don't like it when the man they want to cheer (ie. AJ Styles) is being made to look like a pussy week-in and week-out.

I saw Swimfan back when it was called Fatal Attraction.

Well, about the same quality of wrestling is highlighted... And no, XPW's box art is NOT better than WWE's. It's too congested and incredibly amateur in appearance.

And verne Troyer and Puppet The Midget Killer should be the "rebellious, cool, good guy" Oompa Loompas.

^I love this man's sig.

X2 and Spider-Man are tied, for me. Although a few basic Spidey fundamentals were changed, I felt the movie stayed true to the root of the comic, and X2 was just a strong film overall that had awesome action scenes...and Brian Cox being his awesome self.

The gate opened, and Sir Isaac Hubert Hemingcraft stepped out, a fine Australian cigar in his hand, and a bottle of the best Mexican tap water in his pocket. He looked at me and said "YOUR MOTHER."

Re: RF switch. This is proof that God hates you messing with the forces of electronic entertainment such as you were. Now that you have learned your lesson, as well as discovered that your Sega Genesis entertainment system is possessed by the Devil, please deposit 25 and one third cents for your next photograph. Re: VPW2. I'd dig an answer as well. Same engine as No Mercy, right?

How did I know AS would say something about Angle/Lesnar?

And The Danes moves closer to my stomping grounds...TOO close... Careful, Danes. I got peeps that sell insurance...well, "protection" anyways...bwahahahahahahaha...MOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HELLO? HELLO? HAHAHAHAHAHA *HONK*! ...the fuck am I on... Nah, Danes, good news. Hope all goes well, and then you live the sweet life and become a Connecticunt. Still isn't as sweet as being a Masshole, but hey, not much is. Plus...TNA DIATRIBES IN A MONTH OR TWO~! W00T W00T~!

No, Dam, it's not so much that I was like "wow, this sucks." It's more like "wow, I've just smoked SIX FUCKING BOWLS and I'm not high." And IDRM, I like my balls in my girlfriend's purse. They stay warm that way.

I get random tears in the armpit...although my White Zombie shirt that had these random tears IS 5 years old...meh. Awesome shirt, even sleeveless (got sick of the tears, so I cut the sleeves off). I'm guessing they're just from wear and tear, and the studded belt ain't helping. Just leave 'em be, or tuck your shirts in.

Ahem..."You Really Got Me" did NOT start metal, thank you very much.

I think the songs where Barlow's voice actually work are "Damian" and "Jack." Horror Show would have been such a better album had Barlow not been the singer.

Yeah. I think Alien 3, in itself, already has the potential to be the best in the series, but so many things went wrong during the creation of it (script changes, production changes, pressure from the studio, etc.) that it fucked the whole movie over.

How? If it's real, then he's won by nothing but CHEATING, and then should not be voted. If it was real, why wouldn't Chris Sabin, who NEVER LOST THE BELT VIA PINFALL OR SUBMISSION, be looked at as X-wrestler of the year, since he had the greatest title reign this year? I'd like you to explain your point, because I can't see how you're making any sense to even yourself.

That's actually a fairly good conspiracy theory...touché. But, to be fair, Kid Kash and The Amazing Red (and even Chris Sabin) won the X-Division title during Jarrett's reign as World champion. Sabin just HELD the belt during Styles, and Shane WON the title a month or two before Jarrett won the World title for a second time.

Toked on the way back from MetalFest. Didn't feel shit. Fishbowled my friend Holly's car with her and our friends Allison and James. SIX BOWLS. SIX. No high. Smoked a few nugs at a jam session in July. Minor hunger, but I attributed that to the fact that I hadn't eaten anything in a day and a half. Smoked a bowl with my buddy Jay, to which he got stoned and thought I was. I felt fine, my eyes were normal, and I wasn't hungry or anything. I've never been stoned. NEVER. The closest thing to a high I've gotten to has been the nicotine rush after smoking a cigarette too fast, and a buzz from liquor. And now, my girlfriend has put me on marijuana prohibition, because everybody SHE knows that smokes weed is an asshole (something about stupidity can be said here, but she puts up with me, so I gotta love her).

I smoke Marlboro Red 100's. I occasionally have Blend 27's, and Newport Lights (stolen from my mother when I don't have any Marlboro's left), and now and then a Camel, but mostly Red 100's.

Hey, when I wanna hear Iced Earth, I'm not looking for Iron Maiden, but yet...oh, wait...

If I got it for X-Mas, I would've been done with it all by now.

Might make 'em happier, eh Vyce?

Yes, they do. But how many marks will think of TNA when you say "professional wrestling"? Very, very few. The fact is that TNA's fanbase is the Nashville regulars (all 5 of them that paid to get in) and the IWC (which is chock full of smarks).