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    So Who's Left To Sign?

    I wouldn't care. Note the Fuck list. I'd like to see Sandman get a WWE contract. It'd be funny...
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    Who do you think will win Ultimate X 2?

    Actually, my expectations were low. I've hated Kazarian since his third TNA match, and never thought of Michael Shane as anything special.
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    TNA WRESTLING ANNOUNCES NEW PRICING PLAN

    Heh...wouldn't the definitive alternative be something that didn't offer watered-down ringwork and the same tired methods of booking? Thus...wouldn't RoH be the definitive wrestling alternative? I keed, I keed... This has been known for quite some time, but it's a good deal. Five extra bucks for another pack of Reds a month.
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    TNA Attendance

    We could always use more wrestling in Massachusetts, fellas!
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    What classes are you taking...

    I'm in high school, so aside from the full-year academics (English 12CP, Psychology CP, Statistics CP), here are the electives I'm taking next semester (or at least the ones I can remember; I didn't exactly put much thought at all into this). Creative Writing Visual Communications Recording Techniques ...uhhh...that's all I can remember. I got, like, one other, but I'll be fucked if I know what it is.
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    Preview for TNA 12/24/03

    Glad I'm not watching. I already have all of the matches on tape, and I don't give a fuck about the year-end rewards.
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    Who do you think will win Ultimate X 2?

    Many thought it sucked because it was rather boring. Kazarian and Shane aren't too good in the ring, and Sabin had to do most of the work. Not to disrespect Sabin, because I love his work, but he's not at the level where he can carry somebody, let alone two, in a match.
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    The OAO Best of RAW 2003 Thread 12-22-03

    **claps** Boys, you done right.
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    Angelslayer's vacation thread

    The Music folder will miss one of its metal brethren for the next two weeks. Have a good time, lad. And beware of the Neckos Reddis. They cannot cross water due to their fear of bathing, but they are strong in large numbers. God speed, my son. God speed.
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    Alec Baldwin... Idiot

    Hasn't Reeve already found the cure for paralysis through sucking the stem cells out of a fetus? Hasn't he already been banned to the outskirts of the universe in the Kryptonian flying glass square?
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    Who do you think will win Ultimate X 2?

    Kazarian. He at least wrestled the style.
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    DVD commentary tracks

    The best commentary ever is for Cannibal! The Musical. Why? Well, there's a reason it's titled "Liquored Up Cannibals" on the DVD menu...
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    South Park question

    Well...you have SARS, you stupid Canadian!
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    Al Gore's Son Arrested for Pot Possession

    Nah, just leprechauns. And I'm a card-carrying member of the Under Wing Conspiracy. Making trivial observations and pop-culture references, along with sophomore dick and fart jokes, since 1994!
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    Who do you think will win Ultimate X 2?

    Ugh...Bryan, you'd hate it at TNS. Everybody seems to think Kazarian is great, despite the constant lack of connecting spots, and general valley where his charisma should be.
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    Uh, WTF

    Probably because everybody realized Acclaim had not advanced itself beyond the Warzone engine, and since Mike Awesome (6'7") and Spike Dudley (5'6") were the same height, it showed little to no effort in graphics. One thing I will give Acclaim credit for, though, is the original theme songs in their wrestling games. Good rip-off's of the actual themes, for the most part.
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    Who do you think will win Ultimate X 2?

    The referee. I think the only referee in an X-Division match that has not fucked up some part of the match was that one bald, buff ref from the early weeks.
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    Quick question...

    It's almost surprising how good he is... If Ron Killings ever re-signs with Vinnie Mac, or Cena ever leaves WWE for TNA...I'd love to see a battle between the two.
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    !~2004 Indy Breakout Stars Predictions~!

    I hope NECW's Steve Bradley and Sabotage (tag team) break out huge. Sabotage aren't that good, but they got good teamwork and charisma. And "MoFo" Steve Bradley is just wicked cool.
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    Who do you think will win Ultimate X 2?

    Sabin. I think this whole thing will end with Sabin getting the belt and cutting some promo where he goes "I may have lost the belt in this match the first time, but I also got it back the second time." And then, of course, an awesome Daniels/Sabin feud occurs. Wait...that would be what would happen were the booker intelligent and knew what the fans wanted. So, I guess Michael Shane will win and hold the belt until TNA's demise.
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    I gave in today...

    Thanks. My buddy Jay made it. He makes lots of pics. I may upload his "Planters: Cock & Nuts" pic soon and replace the Saddam/Hasselhoff one. MAY.
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    I burned a Megadeth comp...

    I was about to say something about "Mechanix," actually. It needs to be on there. What's with the love for "Train Of Consequences"? I don't really understand why people like that song, since it's just kinda bland...now "Use The Man," THAT is a good tune. And one I see is not on there!
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    Anti "CDs as Christmas Presents" Website.

    ...it lost its amusement three words in...
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    More new faces in TNA

    For all of your collective information: TotalNonStop does NOT have a better TNA forum. They just have one that has more TNA faithful than TSM, perhaps because we here at TSM know what is good and what isn't.
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    Smackdown/Velocity Match Listing

    Of course they put Benoit/Guerrero on a show when almost nobody will be watching. That way they can say "See? Great wrestling doesn't draw!"
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