Corey_Lazarus

Hey, some dudes prefer picking a fold and fucking it...

I hate SJR, I can barely tolerate Pantera, and Down is good as long as the song isn't "Beautifully Depressed."

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Will you get to do backstage missions where you get to pick up hookers?

Ah, the joys of videotaping off of PPV...

I actually thought this was rather well-written and humorous. The rhymes were good, and the final line was excellent.

I'm actually re-using something that happened shortly after Jerry Lynn won his first X-Division title. The Truth and Lynn faced each other in two bouts: one for the World title, one for the X-Division title. During these bouts, Lynn did more brawling in the World title match, and Truth did quite a bit of flying in the X-Division match. And since, apparently, the X-Division title is no longer about style, but rather placement on the card (since anybody with a minor clue as to what the X-Division is about knows Shane doesn't work that style), it'd work.

Ultimo did a nice series of interviews, in English, in WCW in late 1997 where he explained the importance of the mask and where his name came from. It was broken English, but coherent enough.

Only metal album I've bought this year that came out this year has been Black Label Society's Blessed Hellride, so that wins by default. I'll hopefully be getting Dance Of Death for X-Mas, and with the money from the gift certificates I'll undoubtedly be receiving en masse, I'll pick up some new Nevermore (though I didn't particularly care for the new tracks they played at NE Metalfest) and maybe SYL.

When I saw Megadeth, their sound was AWFUL. I couldn't make out any songs but "Sweating Bullets" and "Symphony Of Destruction," really. And they didn't play "Peace Sells"! At a local show I went to, this band covered "For Whom The Bell Tolls." I wouldn't have cared, had they not covered "What's My Age Again?" before it and "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous" after it. A classic metal tune sandwiched between two pop/punk songs is BAD. Not only that, but the guitarist couldn't do the triplet part that Kirk does in the beginning, and they forgot that it's the BASSIST that does the whiney, doomy lead in the beginning. Forgot half the words, too.

-A new music composer is brought in to help vary the themes. Sure, some of them are quite good (JJJ's, Styles', Raven's, 3LK's), but most of them are just pure shit (Sabin's, Red Shirts', Watts', Abyss'). Get past the fooling around with the synthesizer, and just write tunes that work as entrance themes and as representations of the worker's character. -Give CM Punk and Raven as much time, in the ring and on the mic, as can be allotted to fully develop this feud. Do not hotshot it too fast, and do not drag it out too long. 2-3 months would be ideal, as long as they are not facing each other every single episode. -The X-Division title needs to be given to somebody that is good in the ring, passable on the mic, and actually works the X-Division style of fast-paced, high-impact wrestling. Chris Sabin or Christopher Daniels would be the ideal choices. -Once a new X-Division champion is crowned, have a match with Jarrett for the World title. Jarrett wins, but barely (and CLEANLY). Jarrett then challenges for the X-Division title, and the X-Division champion wins, but barely (and CLEANLY). This will make both champions seem equal in stature, as well as elevate the worth of either title. -Bring in new tag teams from the independent circuit (Backseat Boyz, Briscoes, etc.) to help freshen up the tag scene. The more teams that can work, the better possible matches, and thus the higher likelihood that fans will take notice. -Have Jeff Jarrett publically acknowledge Hogan's lack of balls on PPV, and say that the match with Hogan is off, because Jarrett doesn't want to waste his time on "an old, over-the-hill, bald piece of shit" that won't even wrestle unless he's getting paid more money than TNA can afford. Use the money set aside to offer Hogan to bring back Jerry Lynn and hire international talent (Tiger Mask IV, Masato Tanaka, Marufuji, Shocker, Ultimo Guerrero, etc.). -DEVELOP AN ACTUAL MERCHANDISE SECTION. One passable AJ Styles shirt, a decent AMW shirt, and an overabundance of cool SEX shirts does not make up for the lack of merchandise for everything else. -ADVERTISE, DAMMIT. Try to get television advertisements all over the country. Create a street team, whose members receive prizes or discounts on merchandise and/or PPVs. The more people know about TNA, the more possible buyers.

As taken from Dictionary.com... So not only does it prove you have no knowledge of a word introduced to anybody that has studied the Scopes trial (which is the majority of Junior English classes, since "Inherit The Wind" deals with the trial and is a play in the curriculum of most 11th grade English classes), but also that you're too lazy to make sure it's not a word. Didn't you say you were going to leave? The board was much more calm when your asinine rambling was kept to the bare minimum of "none." At least the pro-TNA crowd didn't have somebody as stupid as you that would tarnish their side's arguments. If I didn't know anybody, I'd swear you were AMWRULES...oh, wait, he actually makes SENSE with his arguments, and knows how to use the quote button properly.

They replace it with something by whoever replaces Kenny.

Sorry, but I don't find a whole lot Priest's work to be too good MUSICALLY. Fuck, I really don't even like many Priest tunes until Ripper became the vocalist, because the music seemed to finally get dark and METAL-y.

Meh. Who cares if he hates black people? Still makes bad, infectious pop music.

See, this opinion was formed because I did see them live. Saw them open for Pantera and Slayer in July '01, and they bored the shit out of me. They did nothing onstage but stand still and play, and even SKRAPE was better (Remember them? That's damn right you don't!).

Damn...Skinlab is one of the better nu-metal bands (and yes, they're classified as nu-metal by the band members and Century Media) I've heard, even if their cover of "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" sucks, and "Come N' Get It" was better on the demo version... See, Spike? Never doubt the L-A-Z.

Don't worry, Kotz. The metalheads hate SJR too. What have the Pantera boys become? Cowboys and Vulgar are great albums, Trendkill has its moments of awesomeness, and nothing else is really too bad...except Reinventing The Steel. They just don't know when to quit... Kinda funny how the only old-school metal bands that are still awesome are Maiden and Slayer, eh? Metallica's sucked since '91, Megadeth's broken up due to Dave's arm, Exodus disbanded because Paul died...damn. Except for Motörhead, who will forever be awesome, and Maiden and Slayer, nobody else is around. Well, sure, Priest...but most of their stuff isn't that good to begin with.

If I didn't despise the generic death metal of Morbid Angel, I might go to the show. Wait...NECW in January...Zero-1 and RoH in February...nope, no I wouldn't...

Never knew they were a Christian band. Sure, "Happenstance" is about faith, but "Crucify Yourself" is kinda obviously about making one's own downfall (and was probably penned by RICH MOTHERFUCKIN' WARD, who has some of the best straightforward lyrics since the days of Black Flag, in my eyes). And "To Kill A Stranger" is obviously about war...so I really don't see how they're a Christian band, especially since most of their songs are just covers of hard rock and metal classics.

"Evolution" of wrestling is not adding new gimmick matches that have failed in delivery. The evolution of wrestling is how the in-ring style changes, not how to WIN the match. Saying RHK is better than HBK shoot be an offense punishable by castration.

^I agree with your signature. Dickinson's voice is my favorite in all of metal. Fuck, all of music.

When I see a Murder Squad CD at a library is the day I'll renew my library card.

Why? Part of Kenny's appeal is that everything he says is muffled by the hood, and if you've seen the movie you know what Kenny looks/sounds like...

Might go. Sunday's are bad days for shows, since I'll have school the next day, and likely won't be able to concentrate on whatever dull, pointless Statistics assignment I have (although I don't do them anyways, so whatever). If I do go, though, you bet your ass we better make a TSM section.