Corey_Lazarus

Oh, Rocky...how I love you...

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My respect for Mike as gone down since saying Daffney is unattractive.

I'm considering it...I truly am...

And they also had the dumbest looking tights ever.

I now have reason to hate CM Punk. DO NOT FUCK WITH RICH WARD IN ANY WAY, PAL!!!!!!!!!!!

I always hated the T-1000. I mean...wow...he's made of liquid metal...so why not freeze him a whole lot, or put him into an airtight container? I don't think it'd be that hard to do such, since he's stunned after receiving multiple bullet wounds. T3 could've been so much better had it been, like, an hour longer, and built up the relationships between all three characters.

Only album I've bought this year that was released this year and I liked at all was Black Label Society - Blessed Hellride...so that's a defacto winner for album. As for concert...MTV2 Headbanger's Ball Tour. Unearth, Killswitch Engage, Lamb Of God, and SHADOWS FALL headlining in Worcester. The atmosphere was insane (almost as good as for Slayer), and the bands were top-notch. The Jagermeister Music Festival would have been the best concert, only for Arch Enemy and SLAYER, but because Dry Kill Logic and Hatebreed suck so bad...no. FiendFest '03 comes in at 3rd, even if Jerry, Marky, and Dez aren't the REAL Misfits. DI was fucking cool (OC'S BURNIN~!), Balzac is my favorite Japanese band, The Dickies were hilarious (if only I could hear what the fuck Stuart was saying during the songs) and great, The Damned were pretty fucking good, and Jerry/Dez/Marky...ugh. Misfits '03 are an AMAZING live band, even if Jerry does suck as a singer. At 4th is Iron Maiden/Dio/Motörhead. The only downside of the show was that Motörhead was on first, and the floor had a bunch of fucking seats (YOU SHOULD NOT SIT DOWN AT A METAL SHOW, HOWEVER FUCKING OLD YOU ARE). Motörhead did just as Lemmy (God) promised and kicked our asses. I fell asleep during Dio, wishing a Billy Goat Gruff would come and kill him already. And Maiden...well, Maiden's Maiden, so you know they fucking ruled. Bruce jumped, literally, 10 feet in the air without the aid of any springboard or boost or higher platform. Bruce also ranted on how Metallica sucks now, and how the RIAA sucks too, and you just can't help but love Nicko when he's dancing a jig behind his drumset before playing "The Clansman." At 5th, I'd have to say MetalFest. I got there late, so I was lucky to JUST catch Shadows Fall (who started with "A Fire In Babylon," oddly enough), and Nevermore was fucking awesome...but Opeth just doesn't do it for me live. I can listen to their stuff and just chill out, but live? Not too into it. Good tunes, GREAT tunes...but people were trying to mosh to Opeth songs, when half of nearly every Opeth song is acoustic and unmoshable. Kinda funny, actually. The worst concert I've been to this year, bar-none, was Summer Sanitarium (I'm not counting shows at the high school that a friend's band was playing at). Sure, Metallica played maybe 4 songs post-Black, and the 4 songs played were GOOD, but the undercard sucked complete ass. Limp Bizkit was almost boo'd off of the stage, and when Fred did "Behind Blue Eyes"...ugh. My back and middle finger was to LB their whole set. Linkin Park I took a break and grabbed a burger for, preaching the sermon of Shadows Fall to some 25-year-old dude with a Linkin Park shirt. And, of course, Mudvayne are the most boring live act in all of heavy music today. BOR-FUCKING-ING. Decent year for shows, and it seemed that each one got better (with the exception of Summer Sanitarium/MetalFest) as the year went by. 2003 = The Beast Strikes Back.

RVD/6FU, JL/FF, HHH/Met, Flair/Maiden, and I actually think AmDrag/DT is good too. Let's keep these comparisons coming.

Mae Young. Hand. Big Show. Bossman. Pepper. Bossman. Al Snow. Degeneration X's constant lewd comments. Regardless of the fact that some of these were actually quite good (well, just DX), they still didn't help generate a "no, wrestling is not dirty" opinion.

Hopefully, TNA will have enough common sense to go "bye bye, Hulk."

Because Shannon is TOO FUCKING AWESOME, that's why.

Because we're talking METAL, fucky. But basing off of those... Rob Van Dam -> Six Feet Under Both are rather bland in their respective fields (RVD in spotfests, SFU in death metal), are rather "high" (pun intended) on marijuana usage, and are hated by a good deal of the fanbases for their fields (as mentioned above). However, there is something about them that draws casual fans and new fans to them, and they are a guilty pleasure to everybody (whether or not they'll admit it). Jerry Lynn -> Fear Factory While both were nearly revolutionary in their early work (Lynn doing a more Lucha-based flying style than US wrestling fans were used to; Fear Factory blending industrial with death metal), they became watered down shadows of their former selves over the years. True, they do have occasional bouts of greatness still (Lynn/Ki/Styles from 8/7/02; "Shock" and "Edgecrusher" off of Obsolete), but overally they've become little more than flickering candles. Both were also heavily screwed out of the possibility to become big stars in their fields by poor business choices. I think American Dragon -> Dream Theater would be a good. Possibly the most technically proficient to come around in a long time, but they don't show a lot of heart in their work.

Ah, good point. It was T3 where Arnie was a T-101 (and they mention this in the movie), and T3 was the one I watched most recently in full. While I was typing that long-ass post, I was wondering how T-1000 could have shoved that pole through Arnie's midsection, and the huge hydrogen explosing that occurred from the power core melting down, like, in T3, didn't happen. Then again, T3 went against nearly everything previously established in the series, so hey...

Who used the Camel Clutch as a finisher/signature move, much like SABU.

Because many negatives CAN be attributed back to Vince...

If she goes TNA...maybe hubby will come too... Sorry, but I'm a HUGE mark for "The Lord" Rich Ward. Fozzy, Cafu...STUCK FUCKING MOJO...s'all good.

PLUS...Moon Unit's kinda cute...

^Give that man the ten thousand dollars. And yes, if Sandman were still here (where the fuck is that ultraviolent cuntbox, anyways?), I'd have about seven lighttubes busted over my head by now.

And yet produce countless "reality" shows that are even more risque and explicit than wrestling at its worst...well, not XPW bad, but that's not really "wrestling," is it?

Then Christopher Daniels would sue because "Kerry Man" sounds too much like "Curry Man."

So, wait...because Outkast was trying to honor her by writing a song about her, or just randomly chose her name for a song title and made one line of reference, she's in a frenzy? I know she's a prominent figure in the Civil Rights movement, and that she's really old by now...but somebody smack her.

I doubt it, actually. Considering they never said, FOR SURE, he'd be on the card, it's not promising anything. Legal loopholes, my friend. And WCW wasn't that desperate at the time, actually. The product was still fairly good...just the wrong people were on top still. By then, the main event was still The Hogan Show, with occasional bouts of Nash and Savage and Sting here and there. If the main was DDP, Sting, Raven, and Goldberg, the product would have seemed better.* *DDP, by that time, was proving to be a draw, and despite his political connections to Bischoff, DID bust his ass every match when he had no real need to. Raven was one of the most over people on the roster, and there was no reason they couldn't have pushed him to the main. Sting was treated like shit from Starrcade until the final Nitro. Had he been handled properly, WCW and the WWF ratings, I feel, would have been neck-and-neck (since WCW was delivering a superior in-ring product). Goldberg...well, Goldberg was just a bullet that needed the trigger pulled on it. The fact that they DID pull the trigger on him is good booking (although he could have used a LOT of humbling backstage and in the ring by more experienced workers).

And yet 24, which show torture and such, is on TV...and yet Fear Factor, a show where people have to eat shit and different types of insects, is on TV...and yet NYPD Blue, which has shown an old fat man's bare ass and contains a healthy dosage of foul language, is on TV...should I continue?

SPOILERS AHEAD, BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIES YOU DESERVE A SMACK TO THE FUCKING HEAD. Cameron, when he wants to, can make some GREAT directorial choices for increasing the emotion added to a film. Aliens is one of the most emotionally charged action/sci-fi films I've ever seen, and Abyss had that whole "we're divorced, but do we still want to be" thing. I'd say this was intentional. If you notice in the first two films, the same character basis was there. Terminator: Kyle Reese is a hardened soldier from the future sent back in time to ensure the survival of Sarah, and thereby John, Connor. Connor is a naive young woman that is being targeted for termination by the T-101. The T-101 is a virtually indestructible killing machine that is eventually stopped in a factory. Terminator 2: Sarah Connor is a hardened young woman serving time for trying to blow up the main computer lab of the Cyberdyne corporation, and tries to ensure the survival of her young son, John Connor, with the aid of a reprogrammed T-101. The T-101 is a virtually indestructible, but reprogrammed, killing machine sent back in time to ensure the survival of John Connor. John Connor is a naive young boy that is being targeted for termination by the T-1000. The T-1000 is a virtually indestructible killing machine, made of liquid metal (a synthetic poly-alloy, to be precise), sent back in time by SkyNet to kill John Connor. Sarah/T-101 = Kyle Reese John = Sarah T-1000 = T-101 The roles were slightly modified to make due for the changes in technology and character advancements (Sarah HAD to become hardened so John could survive), but the cores of them are still intact. Also, if you'll notice another parallel, Kyle and Sarah destroy the T-101 in Terminator by drawing it into a factory, where Kyle dies and Sarah is forced to crush the T-101's endoskeleton in a piece of the machinery. In Terminator 2, the trio (T-101, Sarah, and John) draw the T-1000 into a steel factory, and after the T-101 is forced to reroute his power cells to avoid early termination, the T-1000 is shot into a batch of molten steel, thus melting it and destroying it from existence. Another big thing I love about Terminator 2 is the relatively LOW body count. The body count is as follows: -Cop (T-1000 takes his form, his gun, and his car) -Janitor in the back of the mall -John Connor's foster parents -The mental instituion security guard -PRESUMABLY the motorcycle cop -Miles -Trucker That's about 8 human casualties (I'm not counting the Future War or those that die in Sarah's visions of Judgment Day). The first had about 30 (most of which were in the police station), and the third had upwards of 100 or so.