Corey_Lazarus

Doesn't Victoria still use "All The Things She Said"? I know it's an edited version where it's pretty much just the chorus over and over again, but...right? I'm wondering if this is the Hayabusa theme I have already, the one with the guitars. I'd prefer Hayabusa's theme from the 5/5/2000 FMW Anniversary show, as it was just the ambient stuff, and I've been really into ambience lately... EDIT: Bah, Dark Side Hayabusa (wasn't that Gannosuke?).

Hey, Sancho, do you like Britney Spears?

Okay guys, another quick question. Any Massholes going to this thing? Because if I decide to go, my girlfriend's coming with me, so it'd be cool to meet up with my fellow TSM'ers.

As others have stated, the entire cruiserweight division. Also, in an awkward mention, Kurt Angle. Why? Because he could be so much better, better than he already is, if he were to wrestle people with different styles worldwide instead of having to stick to the punch/kick that WWE puts forth.

My 'rents got rid of all of the leftover mashed potatoes, and yet KEPT THE SQUASH THAT NOBODY ATE. Their collective stupidity amazes even myself...

I still think Alan Funk (Bruce) always gets a bad rap in any promotion he's in. How bad is it when the best gimmick you've been given was KweeWee (which was actually a solid gimmick towards the end of WCW, when they made it clear that KweeWee was just effeminate and would SNAP~!~! on anybody that insulted him in any way)? That said, I hope that I can see Alan back in TNA one day as just himself. He does the best Hulk Hogan impression I've ever seen, and DOES have plenty of charisma, as well as being a solid in-ring worker. Heh...know what team I think would be very, very good? Alan Funk and Val Venis. Similar styles, looks, etc.

I'd also like to add some other favorites... AJ Styles vs. Raven, Ladder Match for #1 Contendership to World title vs. Syxx Pac, X-Division title (second bout) vs. LowKi, World title vs. Jerry Lynn, 2/3 Falls Raven vs. AJ Styles, Ladder Match for #1 Contendership to World title vs. Shane Douglas (the one before Hair vs. Hair) Jeff Jarrett vs. Truth, World title (when Jarrett won) vs. AJ Styles, World title Chris Sabin vs. Kazarian, non-title (what started the feud, and the only good match of the feud, IMO) w/ Jonny Storm vs. Shark Boy and Jason Cross vs. Jerry Lynn and Amazing Red vs. XXX, Tag Team titles #1 Contendership Jerry Lynn vs. Amazing Red, X-Division title (Week 21, I believe) vs. Truth, World title (Week 13 or 14) w/ Amazing Red vs. XXX vs. Chris Sabin and Jonny Storm vs. Shark Boy and Jason Cross, Tag Team titles #1 Contendership w/ Amazing Red vs. XXX, Tag Team titles vs. AJ Styles, 2/3 Falls Christopher Daniels vs. LowKi, Triple Chance semi's w/ Skipper and LowKi vs. SAT (final TNA in December) w/ Skipper vs. Jerry Lynn and Amazing Red, Tag Team titles w/ Skipper vs. Jerry Lynn and Amazing Red vs. Chris Sabin and Jonny Storm vs. Shark Boy and Jason Cross, Tag Team titles #1 Contendership America's Most Wanted vs. HotShots, Tag Team titles (forget which week, but shortly after winning belts) vs. New Church, Tag Team titles (the final match in the feud)

Are you sure you didn't FILM it? What's the big deal between a men's room and women's room? It's not about "gender identity," it's about what you use to piss. I happen to be able to stand up to release my bladder's content, while the females need to sit down. So? Just take the fucking signs off of the fucking door, and put up a fucking "MEN'S" or "WOMEN'S" sign. Or, best yet, the actual male/female symbols!

Mind if I ask what you've been put in there for? Just curious, is all...

Not when our families are filled with people that would just as soon bitch you out over something you had no involvement in as make a turkey. That said, I hate turkey anyways, so I just ate my pasta, stuffing, and mashed potatoes before going to see my grandfather's grave (first Thanksgiving without him, so that DEFINITELY affected my mood) and smoke a BUTT.

Same for me. I've been singing the following line for the past 2 weeks: I like puppies... ...WHEN THEY'RE ROADKILL I hate everything cute and cuddly Like you

Damn...vic lived only 15 minutes from my hometown of Franklin, MA...damn...

Dave, in case you didn't notice, I said you couldn't watch due to monetary constraints, which is the reason you've told all of us (you can't afford the $10 or the money to import a tape).

AJ Styles vs. Jerry Lynn vs. LowKi, X-Division title Triple Threat Raven vs. Jeff Jarrett, World title Jeff Jarrett vs. Raven, World title Chris Sabin vs. Juventud Guerrera, Super X finals Jerry Lynn vs. AJ Styles vs. LowKi, X-Division title Triple Threat Christopher Daniels w/ Elix Skipper vs. America's Most Wanted, Tag Team titles Cage America's Most Wanted vs. XXX, Tag Team titles Cage

Yep. Any credibility you've ever thought you had? Officially gone. Dave doesn't WATCH TNA due to monetary constraints, so his opinions are considered worth toilet paper here, since we can, you know, VIEW what we're commenting on. And if you're such a big Russo fanatic, wouldn't you know that he, himself, HATES 'rasslin?

Wow. I find it hilarious how vicvenomjr is like "be EXACT" when he, himself, is more vague than the rest of us. I also find it hilarious how he says "when I was 5 or 6, I thought he was larger than life." Oh yeah? When I was 5 or 6, I thought wrestling was real. There goes the credibility of using childhood memories, as a nostalgia trip makes everything seem better.

You can't make new stars with a boring product that produces bland matches.

Last summer? Yes, they were awesome. This year? They haven't developed at all, and put on the same basic AMW match that they did last summer, only with half of the passion from back when. I miss 2002, as sad as that may seem. Sure, WWE sucked balls, but do you know what? TNA, on a bad day, was great television. The matches weren't dull, the crowds actually GAVE A FUCK about the show, and Jarrett didn't have the World title until very late in the year. I think it's rather sad when the best match on the show was the one given NO hype whatsoever (LowKi vs. Kid Kash).

**looks at Fuck list** Yeah, that's about right.

Kurt seems EXTREMELY humble, which is something most wrestlers in his position probably wouldn't be.

Actually, eire, that statement is what I hold most against TNA. Not so much D'Lo, because he's touring Japan right now, but moreso Killings. Here is a guy that PROVED he could be great. He cut extremely good promo's, has a natural charisma to him, and is acceptable in the ring. And what does TNA do with him? He was gone for quite a bit before being brought back to tag with BG James and Konnan. I admit that I like 3 Live Kru, but it's a HUUUUUGE step down from where he was, and belongs: the NWA World Heavyweight championship scene. vicvenomjr, justify Michael Shane as the X-Division champion. Go ahead, try it.

I thought you said you went? Damn...who else went, then? Was it Choken?

ICP/Evil Dead vs. The Rainbow Coalition (Big Flame, Neil, and Bob) is SURPRISINGLY good, ain't it? I mean, I've never thought ICP were HORRIBLE wrestlers (admit it, they have some decent moves, and Shaggy's a bump machine), but this surprised me. Sure, they fucked up the 3D finish (which they actually admit to doing during the commentary, "Here comes the finish, and...OH! HE FUCKED IT UP, GOD DAMMIT!" or something along those lines), but the rest? Fun, fun, fun. And JCW vol. 1 is hilarious solely for their commentary during the King Kong Bundy match. Me and my buddy Jay have referred to Bundy as "Big Penis" ever since.

You've never wished you kept the $10? I've wished that a LOT recently, with the week of AJ/Dusty in the main for the World title being prominent. That show was terrible, man.

I think all of TNA's own specialty matches have had excellent concepts, but poor results. Okay, your schtick where you parody the board members that have gripes with Jarrett is now old and annoying, especially since those who have gripes with Jarrett do it based off of LEGITIMATE REASONS.