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...22th? Hulk: "Listen, brother...uh, son! Whatchu gonna do when the 1-hour parking runs wild on you, BROTHER...uh, son...!!" Kid: "Daddy...why does Michael Jackson want to sleep in my bed?" --OR-- Kid: "Daddy, why is there a parking ticket on our car?" Hulk: "Because you touch yourself at night, BROTHER...uh, son...!!"

Aside from Travis, I hate Blink 182, and always have. When the guys learn to sing, then maybe I'll think higher of them than a dingleberry. MAYBE.

You have to include Venom and Motörhead. In the overall sense of metal, they're as important, if not more so, as Black Sabbath is. You can cop out and go with "Ace Of Spades" for Motörhead, or you can show some balls and go with "Killed By Death" or "Orgasmatron." As for Venom, stick to the classics. "In League With Satan" or "Black Metal" will do.

The fact that this won and classics like Evil Dead and Night Of The Living Dead, and The Thing and The Shining, didn't sickens me. Then again, the only slasher I can actually stand is Kolobos, so don't mind me.

I'd just like to add two ECW moments, if only as extras. -Fire chair. 'Nuff said. -After Cactus' final match in ECW, he gets together with the Blue Meanie and Stevie Richards to sing "New York, New York."

420 is the police code for marijuana usage. It has since turned into 4/20 (April 20th, which is the usual date for the annual festival for the legalization of marijuana) and 4:20 (which is a time of the day when many stoners will smoke marijuana).

I wouldn't exactly consider Chad Collyer a TNA'er, since he's only been on 2 or 3 editions of it...

If by "entertaining" you mean "wish that TNA was on free TV instead of PPV so you could change the channel while not feeling guilty," and by "good champion" you mean "Jesus," then sure... I can understand why morale is low. Whereas the workers used to be able to do whatever they wanted in their match during the time frame, we now have a guy that is drawing a LOT of heat from the fanbase for his style of booking telling them they can't do half of the moves that made them popular in the first place. I know that if I was a worker in TNA, and some schmuck unfamiliar with the product came in and told me to tone down my moveset and to do things that have gone against the booking of my character for the past year or so, I'd be angry. And that schmuck, in this case, is Mantel. I think my hatred for Jarrett is already known, so no comment there.

Doubtful. They're from CT, and the Northeast isn't exactly known for an abundance of White Supremacy. Plus, if they are, I doubt Slayer would have agreed to do the Jagermeister tour, since Araya is quite Hispanic, and Kerry and Jeff are VERY anti-Nazi.

Wow...how much are tix usually? And do they sell 'em at the door? Because Framingham is a 30-40 minute drive, my girlfriend lives in Framingham, and I know Route 9/495 like the band of my hand...

From the other side... ...when it's bad, it's horrible. I was actually going to make this point as to why I feel, on a general overall basis, that WWE is a superior product. WWE: While most shows are incredibly average, almost to the point of boredom, you know you can expect certain things. On Raw, you can expect a decent contest for the Intercontinental title, and a few good backstage vignettes. On SmackDown, you can get a few good matches, some solid backstage vignettes, and the joys of seeing Paul Heyman as an on-air character again. TNA: "When it rains, it pours." That's what best describes TNA to me, really. When it's going good, it becomes great. But when they hit their bi-monthly pothole, it's nearly unbearable to watch.

Admit it. If you all knew a chick that looked like Lita, you'd hit it. And that dog is scary looking...and Matt is GHEY~! in that pic. Oh, and CanadianChick? I wouldn't mind ramming YOU until you couldn't walk anymore either...oh, and I wouldn't mind having sex with you, too.

Seeing her as a blonde again reinforces my urge to ram it until she can't walk for a week...

MJ: What's that? You want me to do the Moonwalk tonight when entering the bedroom? Short Kid: YAY~! MOONWALK~! Girl in Back: Ich habe eine große Aufrichtung in meinen Hosen am gegenwärtigen Moment, und ich möchte, daß Sie lassen sie verschwinden gefallen.

You mean "k3wL." Anyways...that cake better be good if I'm having it AND eating it...

And Laz, fuckwit.

I'm done ragging on people for liking Avril. I've done it too many times that it no longer has any meaning. But saying a person's opinion has no validity because they like a shitty band with one song (Superjoint Ritual), or a decent band with two songs (Hatebreed)? More fun, and it's fresh.

...because I'm a lazy prick? I'll do a decent review of it by Sunday morning (as I'm semi-busy tonight, and tomorrow is my night with my girlfriend).

When it's good, it's great.

I think Lita looks surprisingly BETTER in that pic than she normally does...

That's, like, a Cradled Emerald Fusion/Frosion/Frojien/whatever. LAZ LIKE!

That's not holding up TNA, that's a standard business bargaining technique. While I don't agree with Luger being involved in TNA in any way, shape, or form, at least Sting would have done the show regardless.

The funny thing about that is that the last time I saw Ra on any local bill for a show (and I'm from their homestate of Massachusetts), they sucked live, AND nobody was moving.

EGG HIS HOUSE! Or, better yet... TAPE A WHOLE LOT OF FAKE RATS TO HIS CAR! Or even... DRAW A PICTURE OF CHINA IN HIS DRIVEWAY WITH SPRAYPAINT AND MUSTARD!

Sounds like a dubious time. AndrewCrow26 Add me!