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    28 Days Later

    Every movie has flaws. It's inherent. Adrenaline does many things, pal. I also believe that this scene was meant to demonstrate that everybody can be filled with rage. It's happened before in real battles. Since Jim used guerrilla warfare, AND had the added element of the one Infected soldier running around (who, in turn, infected others). So? Are you telling me you've never seen a movie, or heard a true story, or read a novel about somebody that placed their mission (in Jim's case, to save the girls) in danger in order to accomplish said mission? Because he didn't know that the blood was still fairly fresh. After a certain amount of time, blood DOES turn into a gel-like substance (doesn't take too long when it's exposed to air). It's already been covered earlier. The body was on top of a platform, probably killed by an Infected that then ran off. Like-minded beings usually stick together. Even the dumbest of predators, such as sharks, will usually not attack each other. Because there are still a few people without Rage. And all it takes is one Infected to turn HUNDREDS of others into the Infected. The only plothole I actually found in the movie. Of course, they could have explained it being that the virus only affects simians (which includes chimps, humans, gorillas, etc.), as there ARE viruses and drugs that only affect us, but this was never covered. So, one actual plothole, and the rest is just things you're too lazy to actually think about it.
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    SmartMarks Horror Movie Tourney

    Alien vs. Dead Alive Rosemary's Baby vs. An American Werewolf in London Friday the 13th (choice) vs. Army of Darkness Suspiria vs. Black Christmas Blair Witch Project vs. The Omen Night of the Living Dead (1968) vs. Fright Night Psycho (1960) vs. The Fly (1986) Dawn of the Dead vs. Child's Play The Exorcist vs. Creepshow Evil Dead vs. Lost Boys Evil Dead 2 vs. Return of the Living Dead WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO WITH MY TWO FAVORITE HORROR FILMS?! Halloween (choice) vs. Carrie Nightmare on Elm Street (choice) vs. The Thing Texas Chainsaw Massacre vs. Day of the Dead Scream vs. From Dusk Til Dawn The Shining vs. Phantasm
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    S L A Y E R

    Decade Of Aggression is a GREAT live album. And this was the only time I've seen Slayer where they weren't sloppy at all.
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    Funeral For a Friend

    Watch as they get boo'd off the stage. Sorry, but screamo/emo/whinybitchescryingaboutnothing music is NOT something that should open an IRON MAIDEN show.
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    Most Important Element of a Song?

    Megadeth DEFINITELY innovated. When thrash metal was mostly about speed and lyrics about Satan, Megadeth focused on technical precision and INTELLIGENT lyrics. Name me ONE band Megadeth sounds like (and if you say Metallica, you're getting smacked). Anyways, I'd say musicianship is the most important aspect of a song. Not so much how talented the musicians are, but how well the songs themselves are written (particularly in relation to the style that the song is).
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    I Have Nothing Left To Add

    Which is part of my increasing displeasurement with TNA. I like to see good wrestlers work. I like to see good matches happen. I like to see the best, most over workers get pushed. These three things have not happened to the extent that it should be in TNA in recent weeks. And 1inch...SHUT THE FUCK UP. Raven is NOT being buried if he's feuding with somebody he chose to feud with.
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    Hopefully

    Last night was the end of Styles' burial. Sure, he was made to look somewhat strong in his defeat, I'll admit that. But you know what? That doesn't make up for 4 months of a lukewarm reign where he was booked as Russo's second-fiddle, and the inferior to Jarrett on every one-on-one occasion. It might be your standard Memphis booking, but do you know what? It sucked then, and it sucks now.
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    Not when the circumstances for it are different than they are for "Fuck Jeff Jarrett." "Fuck Jeff Jarrett" = He made the World champion look like shit for the 4 months leading up to AJ's title loss, is the man in charge backstage, and is put over as Superman every show. He is not a draw, never has been outside of Memphis when the territory was still rather popular, and is best known as "that guy that used to say 'Slapnuts' while hitting women with guitars." Why should he have gone over when AJ was THE premiere young talent since TNA's inception? To put in WWE terms, HHH just had Kurt Angle job to him for no reason. "Fuck Michael Shane" = He is the most undeserving X-Division champion in the company's short history. At least Sonny Siaki, when he DID do a move in his matches (since most of each Siaki match was stalling), made his moves look good. Shane? Aside from the Superkick, he can't make a single move look like anything more than fake. He's uncharismatic, generic in the ring, and is put over better, more deserving talent. He is NOT getting over the way a heel should, as he's not getting over at all. He only gets boo'd, "heat" if you choose to call it that, because he's stealing time away from the better talent. Two similar phrases for two different reasons. JJ is not a draw and books himself as such, and Shane is awful and is the #2 champion. Tell me again why TNA is better than WWE?
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    The Diatribe is up...

    You think DAMES rates harsh? I lambasted this show over at the TotalNonStop TNA forum. I don't think a single match went over **3/4, honestly. Personally, I take into account the booking of the match, the workrate, the psychology, and the entertainment factor. No match tonight was particularly good, and I thought the booking of each match (aside from the opener and Raven/Slash) was flawed. If this is the best Mantel can do, fuck Dutch Mantel.
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    You forgot how then Kermit The Borash would grope Miss Piggy, and get 3D'd by Fozzy and Gonzo. Well, time to go to bed while watching tapes from when TNA didn't suck...
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    Who says we're shocked? We're just pissed. Pissed =/= shocked, pal. The problem is that AJ wasn't putting on ***** matches, was booked to look like a HUGE bitch (again, I point to AJ/Dusty from 2 weeks ago), and was made out to be a transitional champion. I don't care if there are transitional champions for the lower titles, but this is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, God dammit. This is THE title that EVERY wrestler should want, need, desire, CRAVE. That should be the belt where every champion is made to look GREAT. See, when the champions look GREAT, how do you think the man that finally beats them is going to look? That would hold water were it not for Russo interfering in all of AJ's matches, even the ones where AJ could have won on his own.
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    Unless they have a DAMN GOOD card for next week, I'm not ordering.
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    Other position open

    If I decide to actually order TNA next week, I'll gladly accept PPV recapper. I won't be able to go in detail (having school tends to limit time), but I'll be able to explain what I thought about each match.
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    TNA's "fan service" e-mail

    I really want to know TNA's "fan services" e-mail, if they even have one. Once I calm down from the BULLSHIT that was tonight's show, I'm writing a letter to them explaining why I will not order next week's program.
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    Quick Results

    You forgot Raven over Slash.
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    TNA's "fan service" e-mail

    [email protected] Anybody else going to do this?
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    Who's with me in not ordering next week?
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    I'm King Cock. Check out the "Cock shots" thread in LSD.
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    Never thought I'd see the day when me and Bob agree on something... Bob, I might have to join you and 1inch in the "Fuck TNA" group...
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    At least HHH actually has the presence of a main-eventer. Jarrett is, was, and always will be A MID-CARDER IN A MAIN-EVENT ROLE.
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    Because that would take booking logic. In recent weeks, I think it's been proven TNA has none.
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    Who fucking cares who Jimmy brings in next week? NOBODY. Why? Because it's going to be some has-been nobody gives two fucks about, because it's not Hogan, it's not Andy Kaufman's zombie, and it's not anybody that could pose a possible kayfabed threat to Jarrett Christ. I say again: FUCK YOU JEFF JARRETT!!! FUCK YOU JEFF JARRETT!!! FUCK YOU JEFF JARRETT!!! FUCK YOU JEFF JARRETT!!! FUCK YOU JEFF JARRETT!!! FUCK YOU JEFF JARRETT!!! FUCK YOU JEFF JARRETT!!! FUCK YOU JEFF JARRETT!!!
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

    Well, I'm not ordering next week unless I'm GUARAN-FUCKING-TEED a ***** match. And since a match even CLOSE to **** hasn't occurred since XXX were still a tag team, I guess I'm not ordering for a long time. Wow...TNA went from a glimmer of hope to a perfect example as why the industry sucks right now...all within 6 months...
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week ? Thread

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