Corey_Lazarus

It looks like somebody just glued an old rug to his top lip.

And then I'd be forced to murder you with a ruler and a pair of plastic sunglasses bought at K-Mart. And I really don't want to do that to another Fiend, okay?

This SOMEWHAT reminds me of a tale of my late friend Timmay (that his mom just told me last night). Timmay's mom and dad were fighting, and his dad was always abusive. His dad through a phone at his mom's head, busting her wide open (BAH GAWD~!, THE CRIMSON MASK~!), and Timmay came upstairs to see what the matter was. He saw his mom bleeding, and then Timmay (who was, at the time, 5'9" and 240 lbs.) knocked his dad (who, at the time, was 6'2" and 310 lbs.) out with one swift hook. But yeah. I'd say get a female friend of yours to kick her mother's ass, and then try to find her a place to live, either with one of her friends or one of yours.

2003 = The Beast Is Back...With A Vengeance. That just SOUNDS like a chapter in a book about heavy metal, doesn't it?

And Boston. Wait...I'm from Franklin, which is closer to Providence... DAMN YOU, COMCAST!

Why WAS Eagan banned?

Well, I hated Barlow's voice (just sounded like somebody with a stuffed noise trying to be Bruce Dickinson to me), and I dig THE RIPPER~!, so I'll probably dig a Priest mark jamming with the Maiden marks.

Big Dick Dudley

Yang fucked himself over with TNA. He refused to sign a one-night contract, so that he could appear on PPV, and they said "bye."

South Park. Even if you didn't care for it a while ago. The last season or two have been GOLD. Nay, fuck that...PLATINUM!

Looks like I know what I'm doing for Halloween this year! Lamb Of God...I keep forgetting if they're from NE or not. I think somebody told me they were. Either way...YES~! MASS METAL RETURNS HOME~!~!~!!!~!~!~!~!~

Donnie B. (brother of Nova, used to wrestle)

Mike Dean's voice is very good. It's too bad that Corrosion Of Conformity has gotten collectively worse over the years. Still decent tunes, but nothing like they used to be. I'll have to check this out. Lemmy and Cronos are on it. LEMMY and CRONOS. THE godfathers of metal vocals. I wonder what Zakk Wylde will say about this album, haha.

Keenan was only good for "Baggin Saggin Berry," because that skit made fun of how ridiculous overly-baggy pants are. Where's that Josh kid? He was good.

That would be "Faith No More Guy."

Peter Maivia

I know there's the Chaotic Wrestling school in western MA...not sure how close it is to UConn, though.

Dammit, didn't refresh... Uhhh... Hardcore Kidd

Rey Mysterio Sr.

I'd say the first one. It was just so damn creepy, and the built suspense was SO great, that when I watched it with a group of friends, they jumped WHEN ASH FELL DOWN THE CELLAR STAIRS 20 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.

Well, if Mantel booked this show, I have a few doubts. Most of it was crap, albeit entertaining crap, but it still doesn't TOUCH the first couple of months.

Dames: the Whiplash/Cradle Shock was originally dubbed the Amityville Horror by Chris Chetti. Fireman's Carry Michinoku Driver.

RVD is constantly over, puts on matches that make the fans happy, and is an incredible athlete. Sure, he's a terrible WRESTLER, but he's one of the better spot-machines in wrestling history. He's not injury prone, and given a solid opponent, can have a very good match. So, tell me why he's barely in the IC title hunt, while Goldberg (who is LESS over, has LESS talent, and is a prime factor in why WCW went down) is the top guy?

Decent show. Vast improvement over last week's show, but the matches...sucked a lot. Jarrett/Daniels, New Church/Gathering, and Lynn/Sabin/Kazarian/Juvi/Nosawa were the only really watchable matches. And somebody PLEASE get Vince Russo the FUCK off of my TV.

HHH's peak matches may have been better than RVD's peak matches (although, personally, I'd take the Stretcher Match between RVD and Sabu over a good chunk of HHH's matches, just for the "HOLY SHIT~!" factor, and the fact that Rob actually utilized SOME psychology into his spot-laden offense by focusing on Sabu's neck), but RVD has one thing HHH will NEVER have: "it." And I don't mean "it" as in a wrestler that can make it big. I mean "it" as in a wrestler who can't HELP but be over. Few wrestlers truly have "it." RVD, I feel, is one of them. And THAT, IMO, is why HHH hates him. RVD got over in the WWF during his FIRST APPEARANCE (all it really took was the Van Daminator; of course, I don't count the WWF vs. ECW mini-feud in 1997). It tooks HHH years to get over.