Corey_Lazarus

Sorry, I HAVE to jump all over this schmuck. BRUCE LEE The "Little Dragon" would waste ANYBODY he ever fought. Why? Speed, strength, incredible amount of muscle packed into his small frame, and intelligence. Hmmm... You know, there's a reason his catchphrase (well, attempted catchphrase) is "it's not the size of the fighter that matters, but the size of the fight he will bring." It's not just some kayfabed saying to get him over. It's also 100% true. Want a real life example? Okay. My friend Kyle and my friend Wes were fighting, just for the hell of it. Wes is about 6'5", 270, and Kyle is about 5'5", 120 (if that). Kyle whooped Wes's ass. Speed and knowledge of how to fight. The smarter fighter will always prevail. And I know every previous poster has stated Bruce Lee, but it needs to said again.

My beef with TNA is the lack of consistency, overabundance of Russo, and making AJ Styles look like Chris Jericho. Remember what TNA was like when it started? Sure, there was the crap (Miss TNA, Dupp Cup), but everything else was very good, even great, so it was tolerable. Even Malice vs. Heavy D was good. AJ Styles was main-eventing in his feud with Jerry Lynn over the X-Division title and respect, and the X-Division was the highlight. Fast forward a couple months. Boring shows, X-Division champion Sonny Siaki, and AJ Styles going practically nowhere. Jarrett is now Superman instead of the TNA Chairswinging Freak (I'd prefer Jarrett as a badass cocky heel, as would nearly all of TNA's fanbase), and each show ending in a TNA/SEX brawl. I don't expect every show to be stellar. I don't. But I DO expect every show to balance good-great WRESTLING with good-great ANGLES, like how it used to be. Back when everything made sense. Back when shock value wasn't necessary. BACK BEFORE RUSSO. Oh, and TNA keeps Russo because viewership has increased since he joined the company full-time (for two reasons: Sports Entertainment vs. Tradition WAS a good storyline for a while, and it's only natural that a company would get more of an audience after 4 or 5 months of existence), and the TNA Marks over at TotalNonStop (which TNA practically gives blowjobs to, and they visit those forums often) love everything TNA feeds them, even the shit. Basically, we all need to go to TotalNonStop and every other forum where there's a TNA board, and make our dislike of the current product known. Then TNA could either stop listening and prove to us all that they are just WWE without a TV show and with a smaller audience, or they could change.

Ill Nino - "How Can I Live" Spineshank - "Beginning of the End" Chimaira - "Army of Me" Type O Negative - "(We Were) Electrocute" Slipknot - "Snap" Stone Sour - "Inside the Cynic" Devildriver - "Swinging the Dead" Killswitch Engage - "Darkness Falls" Sepultura with Mike Patton - "The Waste" The Blank Theory - "Middle of Nowhere" Hatebreed - "Condemned Until Rebirth" Mushroomhead - "Sun Doesn't Rise" Motograter - "Down" Shadows Fall - "Deadworld" In Flames - "Trigger" Lamb of God - "11th Hour" I bolded those I think should be good. Specifically the third one up from the bottom. I just saw the movie today, and it fucking owns it all. I LOVE this movie. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. Must...buy...soundtrack...

See, I don't mind moles, because I'm part Portuguese, and Portuguese have a lot of moles... I'll need to check out the pic.

XX will probably be good-very good.

I'd make a gore-filled horror/comedy, with nothing but metal and hardcore bands on the soundtrack. Well, okay, there'd be some psychobilly...but the rest is metal and hardcore, got it?!

Wouldn't KMFDM, Atari Teenage Riot, and the Kovenant be dance metal? Not really. KMFDM is pretty straight-forward industrial metal, Atari Teenage Riot is "digital hardcore," and Kovenant is industrial metal. WHITE Zombie was industrial metal. ROB Zombie is industrial rock. I think "dance metal" is best used to describe Rammstein.

I love dancing to lyrics about zombies...

I think they should modify the match a little, though. Maybe a point system, or something. Like, getting the belt? 5 points. Pinfall? 3 points. Submission? 4 points. And each time the belt is grabbed, ringside attendants will put it back up. Basically, kinda make it an Iron Man-style match, only with the belt suspended. Or make it the first to 15 points wins... ...I think I've just created my own match...

If he coems back, it should be for one month, no more and no less, and to put HHH over. He doesn't want to put HHH over? Then let HHH shoot on him, or pull a Montreal (and call it, instead, The MSG Victory, since Warrior fucking sucks). ...heh...

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Actually, I think he means face out towards the crowd, jump backwards off the top and somersault into a senton. Just like a moonsault is an inversion of a somersault senton, the backwards-jumping somersault senton is an inversion of the SSP (and the SSP a reverse of the moonsault).

Piper was my favorite wrestler until I saw Raven. ...that is all...

I'm pretty sure Ki is more than willing to take a stiff shot. Ki isn't so much a superb "holy shit, he's great" worker as he is a really, really FUN worker to watch. Put him with great talent, get great matches. Put him with okay talent, get good matches that are fun to watch. Hey, at least he's not all about flying all over the place anymore (even if he does do the best fucking Phoenix Splash I've ever seen).

In which case...consider my mentioning of you in that regard null and void.

I looked. I don't care if there's dicks or twats or whatever. It's not like I beat off to dicks (unlike some people here...GAME...IDRM...umm, cough cough), so hey, it's just going "wow...you have a penis." Nothing sexual (hetero, homo, or bi) about it. And I still have the best dick here.

I'm not much of a Puro fan at all, but I think that the number of injuries are either lessened due to superior training (ie. training to take bumps better instead of working primarily on physique, which most NA workers do) or are the same amount. The only injury that pops into my head from the land of the rising sun that I can recall immediately is Hayabusa's botched moonsault where he landed directly on his head and broke his neck.

Since nicotine shows up, but is perfectly legal, I'd be fine. Haven't toked in, like, 3 weeks.

That would explain why the remix album of Dragula is entitled American Made Music To Strip By. Rob just doesn't have the heart to make good riff-heavy metal anymore, it seems. Sure, still fun hard rock, but where's the feeling that Astro-Creep 2000 gave? You don't hear songs like "Blood, Milk, And Sky" or "I, Zombie" or "Real Solution #9" anymore from Rob. Dammit, Rob needs to get rid of Blasko and Riggs and patch things up with J and Yseult ASA-FUCKING-P.

Not really, as Raven has proven you can make more money on the indies than WWE if you're a big enough name. Of course, Raven's also been a cult favorite for nearly a decade, so the same isn't true for all. But if a lower/midcard worker who was on TV enough were to be released, he/she could probably collect a nice paycheck by the indies and touring Japan, where they can also let loose in their work.

I fail to see how buying pot from the dealer down the street from my house, who grows it himself, supports terrorists. Although the dealer, who I've known for about 10 years, IS Canadian by birth...

Actually, I'm pretty sure Paramount made him retarded, or at least deformed. I haven't seen 2, 3, or 4 in a long time, but I do remember in 8 when he takes the mask off, one eye was lower than the other.

Throughout the years, only 5 movies have been able to lay claim to being my ALL-TIME favorites...in order to the most favorite ever... 5. The Crow Possibly the best comic-to-movie adaptation ever. Sure, it didn't gross as much as Spider-Man, Superman, Batman, and X-Men did, but you know what? This movie has an edge over all of them. HEART. O'Barr wrote the original Crow comic to cope with the loss of his wife, and it shows, as each character is great, and everything makes sense (well, as much sense as a vengeful cadaver that can think and talk perfectly, not decomposed at all after 1 year, can make). A truly brilliant film that gets overlooked often by the naysayers that don't like the movie because of the hype, which is well-deserved hype. 4. The Evil Dead The movie that started THE independent horror trilogy. Great filmmaking, great script, great plot, and Raimi proves you can make perhaps THE most suspenseful horror pictures with only a shoestring budget, your best friends, and knowledge of how to actually make a movie. Fuck Myers, fuck Krueger, fuck Voorhees, and fuck Chucky. THE FORCE IN THE WOODS would make them all its bitches. 3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action. Comedy. Great special effects that even hold up today. And lines that will take you years to fully understand (a good portion of the jokes are aimed at teenagers/adults, and when you see the movie at the age of 5, you miss them, much like my #1). What didn't this movie have? Gore, but you know what? That's fine. They make up for it with tremendous fight scenes that (in my honest opinion) rival any Hong Kong wire-fight, any scene from The Matrix, and any fight in any other movie. This movie deserves each bit of praise it gets. Unfortunately, the sequels aren't as good, but they're still enjoyable. 2. Aliens I don't understand why I love this movie, but I just do. Sigourney Weaver is one of my favorite actresses ever, and this is how the series should have logically ended. 2 movies was enough, but the 3rd and 4th had to come in and wreck the overall series. Sure, the 3rd was okay, but Resurrection? No. Just...just no. 1. Ghostbusters If I REALLY need to explain why this movie is so damn awesome, then you need to be shot.

Terminator vs. RoboCop, man. Imagine AHNULD trying to be arrested by Officer Murphy. ...yes, it'd suck, but the game was fun as hell. Oh, and I still think Aliens vs. Predator will suck unless Mark Verheiden (writer of the original comic series, as well as the first 3 books of ALIENS the comics, ie. some of the best written sci-fi/horror/action comics ever) has some pull in it. Unfortunately, it's Paul WS Anderson, who gave us that piece of shit (yet fun to watch) Resident Evil, so expect too much kung-fu from the Predator, a marine that knows exactly how to kill all of them (despite never running into either before), and Aliens that somehow know how to teleport.

I'll buy it. Why? Because Zombie fucking rules.