Corey_Lazarus

As long as Kazarian gets eliminated in the semi's, I'm fine. That fucker has had 2 good matches in TNA so far (vs. Sabin, non-title, and the Ultimate X) that weren't carry jobs.

Well, at least when he says "Hail to the King," it'll make perfect sense.

Yes, only Freddy vs. Jason was made to be a bad movie, as it's geared towards bad movie fans. And honestly, who doesn't like purposefully so-bad-it's-good movies?

Sutrgis, I think it was obvious after the "urinal cake" comment that this is pretty much a joke...

I hope the guy is 100% right. Looks like gas won't be quite as pricey.

Do one better. Go beat off in the children's section.

Class at Franklin High School starts on Tuesday, August 26th. So, this weekend, I'm gunning for: Losing my virginity Getting shitfaced Bleeding at FiendFest '03 Smoking a whole lot of weed and butts Getting at least one woman off using only my middle finger and tongue in under 20 minutes I hope to accomplish at least 3 of those.

1. Boobs 2. Boobs 3. Over-the-top 4. Tongue-in-cheek 5. Easily accessible 6. BOOBS

That's because Slayer's playlist has barely changed in the past decade. EDIT: Choken, you did NOT have a metal license. You had a metal PERMIT, boy.

Anybody else laugh out loud at this?

Well, I downloaded "Deadworld"...it's pretty good. I'll look for the soundtrack when I buy my FiendFest '03 tix today.

New Nightmare is actually my favorite, because Craven decided to go back to how he used to make movies (you know, GOOD).

And I'm sick of it. I don't want to be teased, I want bloodshed. If the title of the movie has "massacre," "blood," "murder," or whatever in it, I want gore, and plenty of it. I think a neat trick would be starting to show the face with the blood hitting it, and then show the ACTUAL killing. Bait n' switch, but worth it. This idea does intrigue me. However, a lot of the questions posed by fans can be answered in Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, but that movie sucked, so I don't particularly care otherwise.

The soundtrack just lost about 50% of its appeal by getting rid of Shadows Fall.

It's because Ozzy and Sharon know the bands (Voivod, Killswitch, Shadows) are all better than Ozzy.

When I saw Maiden, they joked about this. Bruce was like "you know we weren't fucking going anywhere, just needed a slight breather." It was cool. But yeah, sometimes encores do piss me off. Especially if it's a band I don't care for.

Game, you fucking ghey bastard... ...I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FELCHING ADVENTURES!

**bows down**

NIN? Underrated? Where the hell are you from, and why haven't anybody heard of them? NIN, if anything, is overrated. So many teenagers and younger adults (20's and early 30's) think NIN are so cool for being all weird and stuff, when in reality, they fucking suck. Kinda sad when Filter's first album is better than EVERYTHING NIN ever recorded, and Filter has become a bitch band...

Kinda funny, considering he only played Jason for 7, 8, Hell, and X. 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 each had a different actor for Jason, I believe.

Ya know, I think it'd be cool if some kid that acted like Austin went there, Stunnered everybody, and then drank beer.

Dude...me and my buddy Petone came up with an awesome commercial idea for Freddy/Jason/Ash if it's made... **blurred picture of Freddy Krueger while Bruce Campbell speaks** "They tried fire...didn't work. They tried explosions...didn't work. They tried dismemberment...didn't work. They tried Holy Water...didn't work." **blurred picture of Jason Voorhees, hockey mask and all, while Bruce Campbell speaks** "They tried impalement...didn't work. They tried toxic waste...didn't work. They tried destroying his heart...didn't work. They tried drowning...didn't work." **complete darkness on the screen** "But they didn't try one thing..." **moving picture of Ash, the boomstick slung over his shoulder, the chainsaw on his hand at his side, looking at the camera** "Me." **clips of the movie with Ash warding off both, and then swinging the revved chainsaw at the head of one, then back to Ash's face in front of a black background** "...groovy..."

Jason = no pain, but vulnerable. Freddy = beaten by women constantly. Ash = destroyed his possessed friends single-handedly, destroyed a second set of possessed people after winning an inner battle for his soul, and taught a hundred villagers how to fight against an ARMY of undead bloodthirsty bastards successfully. I think Ash would just take the chainsaw to 'em and be done with them. Off with Freddy's head burn the body. Off with Jason's head, arms, and legs, and burn the body. 'NUFF...FUCKING...SAID.

I actually love this movie. Probably BECAUSE it's so damn fucking stupid.

Whats your thoughts on the line up so far? At the moment i think its pretty good not all to my taste but a nice variety. Here is your schedule, should you go: FRIDAY, AUGUST 22nd - Leeds SATURDAY, AUGUST 23rd - Reading SUNDAY, AUGUST 24th - Leeds