Corey_Lazarus

His nether regions remind me of Cthulhu.

THERE'S A ROCKO BOXSET?!?!

If he doesn't resign, the PPV likely won't do nearly as good. ECW fans know it's Heyman's baby. They don't want an ECW without Heyman at the helm. You can take all of the old-school ECW guys and have them do violent brawls all you want, but without Heyman it just doesn't work (see: XPW).

Aye. I'm waiting for the new episode of Aqua Teen that's 13 minutes of a picture of a jar of mayonnaise.

No, but my girlfriend had to go the emergency room Saturday night for fear of alcohol poisoning. One ticket to see In Flames: $22 One fifth of Goldschlager: $17.99 One beer at the show: $5 Finding out that the whole fifth of Goldschlager you drank raised your BAC to near-lethal levels of .332: Priceless

I would fucking rape your dog and then slit your mother's belly from hip to hip, feeding her intestines around a reel in the VCR, and then press "play" and laugh as her innards are slowly removed until all that is left are her spleen, pancreas, and liver. And then, naturally, those three organs are to placed in the mailbox, along with a severed head, and postmarked "Denver." And I cut my hair out of boredom one day in December of '04. Been trimming it randomly ever since, but I'm in the process of growing it out right now. Got hockey hair, which sucks because I look like a fucking emokid.

They started out as an above-average nu-metal band, turned into a REALLY damn good heavy radio/rock band, and now...they're about on the same level as pieces of shit like Seether and Trapt.

Oh hell yeah. Daniels is about as tall as Benoit, Styles as Jericho...and Samoa Joe, the tallest of them, is in the 6'2"-6'4" range.

In hindsight, Wacky Deli was a forerunner of the modern "make no fucking sense and do random shit" style of comedic animation.

Took you that long to figure this out? Fuck even Laz > Matt Young.

Date Movie is a piece of shit. No, it doesn't even deserve to be called that. It's WORSE than a piece of shit. Think of the lamest comedy possible...and then make it worse. Add in a shitload of unfunny jokes, popculture references that will be made null and void by the end of the year, sophomoric humor that's so bad that ONLY those between the ages of 11 and 14 will laugh at it, and no discernable plot...and you have this. Where Not Another Teen Movie succeeded by parodying teen movies to a tee while ALSO having likeable characters, this movie flopped in every category. The parodies weren't even parodies per se, just scenes taken from other (more successful and funnier) movies. Only at the end there'd be a lame twist, like a fart or a booger. One scene in particular that fell entirely flat was a parody of Meet the Fockers...and it's because it wasn't even a parody, but a dumbed-down version of the actual scene. She meets his parents, who are dressed and act exactly like the Fockers, and they do the same things (the dad does Capoeria, the mom's a sexual therapist). It falls FLAT because it's NOT A PARODY. There are good parodies (the aforementioned Not Another Teen Movie, Airplane!, and Naked Gun), and there are terrible ones (Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, and 2001: A Space Travesty). This falls into the latter camp.

No, he's got the URL from my Photobucket account. I miss that hair and those sunglasses. I miss having hair I could actually move when I headbang instead of having this short hockey hair I have now. And surprisingly enough, Czech, I knew you'd post that after I said that.

You'd be surprised at what shared dislike/hatred for various bands we probably have in common. And I mean beyond emo and nu-metal.

I believe it's fight a madman, Star. Makes sense either way, though, but I've always heard it as "fight a madman." That...and Matt, why do you hate life so much that you ruin everybody else's?

When I was 5 I'd likely have screamed, and then watched it closely before going "wow, that's pretty cool." ...fucking watching Alien and Poltergeist and Ghostbusters nonstop from when I was 4 until 7...

Which is fine, because Sublime's diehard followers are drunken potheads who like them because Brad always talked about getting high and getting drunk. Sublime works as good party music for their faster songs, and good "chill-out" music for their slower songs, but they weren't anything groundbreakingly amazing like so many people make them out to be. Outside of the samples and how they're worked into the song for the cover of "Smoke Two Joints," it's fucking terrible. Another example of a band whose fame comes mostly from having some good songs, being slightly different than what else was mainstream at the time, and the main guy dying.

But that can be countered by saying "well, this challenger has a six-pack and perfect pecs, but that's because he tortures himself to LOOK great, whereas Joe trains to BE great."

Boom, dop, da-hmmmmm, da manayna, sha BOOM, dop, da-hmmmmm, da manayna!

Nu-metal had/has little to do with rap. Rap/rock =/= nu-metal. Nu-metal is shit like KoRn (Jon Davis rarely rapped), Trapt, Endo, Disturbed, early Kittie (Spit and most of Oracle, since Until The End is actually a fairly underrated METAL album that was tossed aside due to it being Kittie), Coal Chamber, etc. Orgy was nu-metal with synthesizers. Catchy stuff, but Jay Gordon was such a fucking pussy-ass faggot and they tried to make everything seem heavier than it should have been. Nu-metal to the core with some bullshit whipped cream toppings.

See, there's an upside and a downside to every time a midcarder jumps from one promotion to another and gets into the main event. The upside is that it shows off more of what that worker can do and gives the new promotion the image of allowing "held down" guys the chance to succeed, and the downside is the obvious of having a guy who was owned by the opposition's champion(s) representing the best you have. I like how WWE considers TNA a threat now. It's good because it means that they may just improve the product, but, of course, the negative is that they'll try to discredit and possibly destroy TNA.

Get my best friend and carry the corpse around with us, acting as if it were still alive but maybe just deaf/blind and mute, or terribly hammered. And then I'd sell it on eBay.

You're name is Boy?

Yes. David Schwimmer IS a cunt.

EDIT: Double post.

...by listing 4 nu-metal songs? Dope's only good cover has been "Fuck Tha Police," IMO, because it actually fit them: Edsel and Simon used to be drug dealers, so of course they've had run-in's with the cops. Orgy's cover is good for nostalgia alone, brings me back to middle school...which fucking sucked so fuck Orgy. CBenoit totally reminded me of Dickinson! His cover of "The Zoo" is 100x better than the Scorpions' original. And now I get ready for the beheadings as I say the following: Six Feet Under - "Blackout" Six Feet Under - "Purple Haze" Okay..."Purple Haze" sucked as a cover, but it's fucking hilarious. Their cover of Savatage's "Holocaust" isn't that bad, either, nor is their cover of Dead Kennedys' "California Uber Alles."