Corey_Lazarus

Yeah. Kash's strongpoint in TNA was how great of a heel he was. He could bump, he could put on a few good spots, and I still think a Kash/Lynn feud for the X-Division belt back in '03 would have been HOT (X-Division's top face at the time vs. it's top heel), but alas: they decided to stray from Lynn due to Jarrett not liking him and focused on Frankie "No Charisma" Kazarian, Chris Sabin, and Michael "Damn I Suck As A Singles Talent" Shane (now under his real name of Matt Bentley). And yeah, Kash going by his real name, David Cash, wouldn't be much of an improvement name-wise. Just call him Kash. Flat-out: KASH. And if WWE were smart, they'd let him go all-out as the prick heel he can be.

Kid Kash is your new favorite wrestler.

That talk = regarding FSU. FSU = fixture on Hardcore scene. Hardcore = style of music (but just barely).

Due to Styles' English translation of Engrish (since the word "rolling" said in a thick Japanese accent comes out "roaring"), we get it as the Roaring Elbow. Much cooler name than the Rolling Elbow, IMO. And I always liked Sweet Chin Music as a name. I think it's actually a phrase for when you hit somebody right off the chin, and since the superkick primarily hits the person in the chin/jaw, it makes sense. His foot meeting their jaw makes sweet chin music.

I love how they take pride in being such huge pussies that they not only need to result to hammers and 4-on-1 beatdowns to get their point across, but also that they need to SUCKERPUNCH people half their size. Man, I remember back when fights were one-on-one, and if you had a problem with somebody, it was with THEM. These boys just need a good ass-whippin' from their daddies. Oh, wait, that wouldn't be "core" enough. They'd need to get an ass-whoopin' from their DRUNK daddies, thus proving to them why sXe is the way to be. Poseurs.

Oh, I know I can do better. I'm just pissed over it right now because it was sudden and it wasn't like there was any tension between us (me and the members). If I pissed them off all the time I'd understand, or if I didn't scream/growl so hard I lost my voice after each show I'd understand, or if I didn't do my damnedest to get the crowd going by joining the moshpit during a song or two I'd understand, but there's no real reason to kick me out, and they did. But, like I said: "meh." Gives me more time to start a real metal band. No more fashioncore crap. METAL.

Roth is having a serious talk show. It's good for what it is: an actual talk radio show where some serious topics are being addressed (I do believe this morning's was gun control). Unfortunately, I don't wanna hear about serious topics when I'm barely awake and want either stupid humor or music on the radio to keep me up. Roth would be better served as a host on a talk radio station, not syndicated to mostly rock stations.

Fuck Long Island. I'm gonna look locally for a band that either needs vocals or guitars to drop some fucking bombs. I jam with a couple kids I hang out with now and then, so hopefully that leads somewhere. Decent metal, though not nearly as heavy as I'd want it to be (since the current trend is worshipping power metal in my parts).

Anybody that's ever watched the news after a tornado wrecks middle America. Or has seen Twister. Or any other movie with a tornado in it. So we're looking at a pretty decent percentage of the fanbase that understands an F5 is a big fucking tornado. And yes, DDT actually was an insecticide. Jake was quoted as saying it was a rat poison, though, so maybe it was then turned into a rat poison. Or maybe he was thinking rat poison and the only poison he could come up with was DDT. Either way, a good name for a move.

Fall Out Boy. Music is terrible, lyrics are terrible, vocals are terrible. You should've added "The Deepest Remorse" to the list.

No, Laz got kicked out of the band because they wanted to replace him with a Slipknot-worshipping faggot who's already in another band. I don't know why, considering I did a lot more on stage than he did, have a better growl, and actually help in the songwriting process (whereas his other band, Incendium, has under 5 originals, and they've been around for nearly a year). Needless to say, the L-A-Z is P-I-S-T.

I'm surprised nobody's made a post of nothing but the following statement: DON'T DO IT

I'm not sure as to why they changed it, but they were getting classified as a street gang at one point...and then were banned from Boston. They're the reason the BHC scene died, and I fucking hate them for it. Not even Toxic Narcotic or Slapshot are 'round here much anymore, the originators of the BHC scene, because Toxic tours in Cali all the time, and Slapshot...fuck, I don't even know if they're still around. Dama...I wanna bring my friend Adam to OKC. 5'5", if even, but he's one of the most hardcore motherfuckers I've ever met in my life. Guy can take a beating and give one like you'd never believe.

Undoubtedly. Plus, Stern was still interesting thanks to ARTIE F'N LANG.

Death Valley Driver during the feud with Eddie Guerrero, and just a roll-up or the Proto-Bomb (Blue Thunder Bomb) before then. And I guess I'm the only one who likes the name of Greetings From Asbury Park. It's so different that I dig it. EDIT: Oh, and the name for the DDT does make sense. Jake explained it on his DVD: "DDT...it's a rat poison. The moment a rat ate it, BAM! It dropped dead. The moment I hit the DDT the match was over. It made sense to me." And after watching old-school Jake Roberts footage of the DDT...still the best DDT in the business, with only Raven's coming close. Wasn't a protected face-bump, a full-on headbump, and he actually gave Ricky Steamboat a concussion nailing it on the concrete floor at ringside.

I love the "Come As You Are" ripoff for Raven more than I do the actual song "Come As You Are."

Just to clarify, FSU "stands" for Friends Standing United. Or at least it did at one point.

It was boring. Talked to the same guy for 2 hours. Interesting conversation, but such a huge letdown after Stern's show, which I knew it would be.

Not only is that confusing, but couple it with your avatar and my mind is completely fucking blown.

Jupiter is the Diesel to our Shawn Michaels in '94. Oh fuck...what happens when we give it too many superkicks?!?!?! WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED!!! ...oh, and comets will crash into Earth, unleashing a disease that causes an assload of zombies. Then it'll rain, and the rain will cause our clothes to steam, and aliens will abduct us to help us out. But some will fight them off, being paranoid fucks and not knowing what the deal is.

My friend Eric used to write a shitload of killer limericks in high school. And now, the Bukkaiku:

I love that song. It's almost like an MC Lars song. Check him out. His song "Signing Emo" is genius. I don't get the shitload of piercings, either. ESPECIALLY if you're gonna mosh. That's one of the reasons I refuse to get anything pierced, besides just not giving a damn about piercings: I don't want shit ripped out in a pit. If you're gonna go to a show with heavy music and you don't wanna get bashed into? Stay off the floor. Stay near the bar, the exits, the bathrooms, anywhere with tables or chairs. The dancefloor is for those with balls, kids.

Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.

Actually, the Alabama Slamma makes sense. An Alabama Slammer is a type of drink, and since Holly is from Alabama, and the move is technically a slam...it makes sense. And the adding of the date at the end of a move, ie. Tiger Driver '91, is to differentiate variations on it. The Tiger Driver itself is a double-underhook seated powerbomb, but the Tiger Driver '91 is a double-underhook kneeling sheer-drop powerbomb. Focuses on different parts of the back (original TD focuses on mid and lower back, TD91 focuses on upper back and neck), but it's too similar a move to call it something different. I quite like the additions of the date at the end of the name. Makes it sound like an updated version. As for stupid names... The Canadian Maple Leaf was kinda stupid, since it was all gimmick when, you know, Lance Storm just did a Half Boston Crab. Fit the gimmick, but c'mon: it's not even that much of a variation on the move. And The Walls of Jericho SUCKS. Lion Tamer was better, as at least it made the move seem a little more punishing (as in it's painful enough to tame a lion), but really...the Walls of Jericho? They fell down. That means the move doesn't work.

I would say the year-and-a-half since I've graduated has been the best time of my life thus far. Better than when I was a little kid, better than elementary school, WAAAAAY better than middle school, and better than all four years of high school combined. I'm with Repo: Less teens would hate themselves and their lives if they were flat-out told that high school is a transitionary phase that's just there to help you prepare for the real world. Not even academically, since you'll never use HALF of what you learned in school (I can't even remember a damn thing about any form of math beyond basic algebra), but socially. People are assholes, find the few people that aren't assholes and become friends with them, or adapt and be the biggest asshole you can be so that you'll succeed. ...of course that's kinda not the message I'd want to send my kids, but it'd certainly help 'em get through high school.