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  1. No hype but on one match between a heel with dwindling heat (Brock) and a face made to look like he can only beat the odds SOMETIMES (Kurt)? A good chunk of the market gone? Ratings down? Never woulda thunk it...
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    New Book Upsets Christians

    I'd laugh if the novel became as big a cult classic as American Psycho, with its own cult classic film.
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    Filled my Werewolf fix today.....

    Corey wants Ginger Snaps SE (well, the Canadian DVD, anyways, as the US is barebones).
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    DUTCH MANTEL IS NEW TNA BOOKER

    I'm interested in seeing from IWA now. Just to see if Mantel's booking is any good (I hope this past Wednesday's show wasn't Mantel booking).
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    Macho Man bombs in rap show

    He would have made a TON of money had he gone under the name "MC Slim Jim."
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    You Know They Want You To Forget____.

    Satanico, I'm with you on your Howard The Duck love. I adore that movie. The following actors should be ashamed of the following movies: Thom Matthews - Return Of The Living Dead, Part II Jake Gyllenhall - Bubble Boy (although, truth be told, this movie's so damn awful and unfunny that it's hilarious) Casper Van Diem - everything but Starship Troopers, honestly. Everything else has been low-budget rip-off CRAP (including an awful, obvious rip-off of American Psycho). He's been good in all of them, as good as a B-Movie actor can be, but...they just suck.
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    Question (Not Negative) About Wildside

    Furthermore, he needs to keep that veggie peeler to use on vegetables, because he needs to put down the steak and the nachos.
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    The One and Only Smackdown! Thread

    Pretty good match, I must say. But it was pretty...bland, at times. This was, in essence, their two prior matches elongated to fill an hour. Nice ending, though, as it keeps both men over, and sets up a rematch.
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    Hairstyle

    UNNNNNskinny BOP BOP. what's your problem with having feathered hair? Nothing. I was just making fun of you. You know...since feathering was done big by hair bands...and "Unskinny Bop" is a hair song...by the kings of shitty hair metal, POISON...yeah... I'm with Agent. Let it grow long, then pull it back.
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    Your God needs help!

    Do it on the black metal scene in Sweden in the early 1990's.
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    Top earning tours of 2003

    Kids are still into concerts, so that idea is null and void. It's just the kids are looking towards the local concerts of artists you won't find on MTV, and barely on the radio (probably only request-only shows, or college radio).
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    Brits! Please torture David Blaine!

    Blaine needs to be stopped. Where are the Super Best Friends when you need them!? Quick, Seaman...haha...use your hydro powers to knock the glass case down!
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    The Best Announcers

    Tazz/Cole, with West/Tenay a close second. My all-time favorite teams are Styles/Cyrus and Styles/Gertner (my #1 mark-out moment for commentators was when Gertner got hit in the head, and then proceeded to speak Spanish for the rest of the match).
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    Question (Not Negative) About Wildside

    Here's another hint, if he's reading: TREADMILL, NOW.
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Thread

    Is anybody else INCREDIBLY BORED tonight? It's really sad that the best match so far (I blacked out for most of Lynn/Styles) was the opening 4-corners tag match, and even then, it was all based on the spot where everybody did an arm-wringer on Abyss.
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    WWE house show lineup changed

    I'd like to pay my respects for Kurt Angle's loss. I know the WWE workers don't come to TSM, and much less won't care what an internet fan has to say, but I've been in the position Angle has been in (losing a loved one) too many times in the past year, and I'd like pay my respects.
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    Ten years ago today

    ...I miss Comix Zone more than I do MK or any other Genesis game...
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    Making the band

    I hate shows like American Idol and Making The Band and American Juniors. It proves EVERYTHING that is wrong with the music industry. You're a decent singer with passable looks? You're in the contest. You sound like EVERY OTHER FUCKING SINGER ON THE MARKET TODAY? You win! Instead of offering indie acts a chance to become famous (which, I think, would be a GREAT show, kinda like how I wicked dug VH1's Bands On The Run), they offer kids a chance to be like every other act. I remember seeing part of an episode of Diddy's "Making Da Band." He had them running miles. I was like "and this has to do with music HOW?!"
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    MPAA vs RIAA

    **kicks** Hey, Mike, actually read what you're saying. People want music. People want new music. People want new GOOD music. So why bother BUYING CDs of shitty artists with 1 or 2 listenable songs when you can download tracks, see if they're any good, and then decide to buy the album? Album sales have gone down because of both the price and the lack of quality in mainstream music. I could go into a long rant about how metal and punk, two styles of music that are/were anything BUT mainstream, have been growing steadily since the boom of P2P servers and file-sharing, and how their respective communities embraced the interent, but no.
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    Scaffold Match

    I think the best-booked Scaffold Match was "High Incident," between Tommy Dreamer and Brian Lee. They brawled around the ECW Arena for about 10 minutes, brawled their way onto the scaffold in about 2, then fought atop the scaffold until Dreamer pushed Lee off in 3 minutes. And the ring was filled with tables, so bumps became easier to take (meaning that the loser would fall off the side instead of hang then fall).
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    Lesnar injury update

    Hopefully, they'll book around it. Like, have Kurt work Brock's legs over, so that when Brock has to ACTUALLY limp, it works into the psychology of the match. Either way, this match should be GOOD, regardless. Let's hope Lesnar is good enough to go for the Iron Man match.
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    Cheesiest DVD in your collection

    DVD: Cannibal! The Musical The Toxic Avenger: Unrated Director's Cut CITIZEN TOXIE: The Toxic Avenger IV (unrated) Tough Enough Season 1 The Crow: Salvation Dead Alive Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn Return Of The Living Dead Night Of The Living Dead ('68) VHS: Big Money Hu$tla$ BASEketball Alien 3 Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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    SciFi Channel today

    9a-11a: Phantasm 11a-1p: Phantasm II 1p-3p: Phantasm OblIVion 3p-5p: Creepshow MMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMM...
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    SciFi Channel today

    3 is the worst one, because it IS just filler (except for the last 15 or so minutes, which lead DIRECTLY to 4, not just in terms of "the end of the previous is the start of the next" way of making the sequels, but also in terms of pure story), but the movie's fun filler. RAZOR-LACED FRISBEE~!
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    Do you like having parties in your honor?

    See, I consider every holiday but Halloween, Thanksgiving, and X-Mas to be "just another day," so I don't like parties thrown otherwise.
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