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    CD prices to Drop

    This won't do much to stop the downloading, as shitty music still exists, as does UNDERGROUND MUSIC (which, I think we all know, is what most music fans will wind up downloading). Why buy a CD if you can't get a sample for it? I really don't think this will do much to get rid of downloading. Sure, less money paid for CDs is a plus, but hey, why pay less money for a CD when I can see if I like the artist first?
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    The time is nigh.

    I'll be going October 17th when they come to WORCESTAH~! SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER!
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    The in-ring interview/promo/whatever...

    If only you booked the WWE....... Then those 4.3 ratings would be down the toilet, and the WWE would lose all the progress they've made in the last 2-3 months. Because "Kane uses CIA-style torture to hurt Shane McMahon" is SUCH progress from "HHH said Kane fucked a dead chick." Not the same? True. But equally stupid? Yes.
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    What a fucking moron

    Or another case of somebody fed up with the way America has been run since Bush Jr. took office (Which was upwards of about...what? Half the fucking country?). As for "who's heard of Six Feet Under," well...you're an idiot. Barnes is the frontman of Six Feet Under, who are (UNarguably) one of the most popular death metal acts in the world today. Best? Far from it, they're practically the worst. But popular? Hell yes. He's also the ex-frontman of, perhaps, THE most popular death metal band in history (barring Death, the originators, of course), Cannibal Corpse. I'd consider being known WORLDWIDE by millions of people "being a celebrity." As for what he said, while I think it's a tad bit extreme, I'm not too different on the matter either. Bush needs to get out, and this country isn't about "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" as much as it used to be.
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    So why didn't Kane just....

    And then Kane reveals his real name: Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Kane VOORHEES
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    Trouble with Lesnar & Brock's Match

    Yes you did. I guess you didn't "Czech" it for possible innuendo.
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    Tajiri v.s Steve Corino

    Ah, the joys of illegally taping shows when the PPV first aired!
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    HOLY SHIT

    My English teacher this year...Mrs. Leurini...likes death metal. A middle-aged fat woman that works at MY high school...LIKES DEATH METAL. ...I think I might have a new favorite teacher... She used to live with SEPULTURA in NYC, too. And I think she might have worked for Metal Blade back in the late 80's/early 90's (she said she used to work for a death metal label).
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    Jay Bower names Test

    Yes, but when he was relegated to just The Big Boot, he made that move look GOOD. Of course, it was mostly the pants (SLAPPY SLAPPY~!)...
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    What do you look like...

    I wear sunglasses inside a lot. It's just kinda comfortable, in a weird way...
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    Pic of Bush dropping his dog, Barney

    ...**smacks TokyoX for stating the obvious, thus ruining the joke**...
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    Best TV Themes

    FOX's X-Men The Real Ghostbusters Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (original)
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    AJ on September 20th

    ...RoH?
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    TNA Matches

    NWA X-Division Championship - Triple Threat Match LowKi vs. Jerry Lynn vs. AJ Styles © NWA World Tag Team Championship - Cage Match America's Most Wanted vs. XXX © (Christopher Daniels, Elix Skipper) #1 Contendership to NWA World Tag Team Titles - 4-Team Elimination XXX (Daniels, Skipper) vs. F'N Amazing vs. Shark Boy/Jonny Storm vs. Chris Sabin/somebody I forgot (Kid Romeo?) NWA World Heavyweight Championship - No Disqualifications Raven vs. Jeff Jarrett © (was GREAT until the finish) NWA X-Division Championship - 2/3 Falls Jerry Lynn vs. AJ Styles ©
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    The Suckbag Superkick

    Too bad this is the thread about stealing another worker's move(s) and doing them poorly, eh? I think the downright WORST stolen move is when Matt Hardy used to try to do the Swanton back in 2nd quarter '99 when Hayes was managing The Hardy Boyz. I remember Matt trying it a couple of times and just almost crashing head-first into the mat...much like how Jeff has done it for the past year and a half or so.
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    an odd request

    Should've rocked the 'hawk, bro.
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    Tupac? How did he change Rap?

    But there's a difference between having a melody (which all songs do, whether or not you want to admit it, because you can HEAR it) and BEING melodic. A lot of 2Pac's work was melodic. I just think Pac was a great lyricist with killer flow.
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    TNA signs on RAW

    How about one that just says "SCHLONG"? I dunno why, but seeing a random sign that says "SCHLONG" would make me laugh hard...
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    What would be...

    Pro-Pain - "Make War Not Love" Black Label Society - "Demise Of Sanity" Slayer - "Skeletons Of Society" Guano Apes - "Open Your Eyes"
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    Justin Credible

    That's because Credible's matches were always booked to his (**GASP!**) strengths, which were brawling, bumping, and bleeding.
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    Alexis and Vampiro news

    Or just chief members of the writing team...
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    The Suckbag Superkick

    Funny, because I didn't mind Orton much in the Chamber. I thought he was pretty good in there, actually. I'm glad it looks like he's feuding with Maven, who might be able to teach him how to wrestle properly. ...and I'm only being HALF sarcastic. I think one of the worse rip-off moves I've seen was Buff Bagwell's Double-Arm DDT. It only looked good when he did it to David Flair, and nobody else, because Flair took that shit like a MAN.
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    What is your battle cry?

    Who is that, stalking across the plains! It is Laz, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He howls homicidally: "I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!!" ...I suddenly feel that much more gay...
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    100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time

    Page shoud trade places with Van Halen. Why? At least Eddie did something that was innovative, if not incredibly redundant.
  25. Dammit! The one time I WANT to go to a house show in Boston (because every other one has been Raw), and I can't!
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