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    triple h pinned tonight

    Now, were you, shlidgn, there? Or is this a report from somewhere? Because an F5/Swinging Neckbreaker combo is damn near impossible to do without breaking SOMETHING. Now, Samoan Drop/Neckbreaker? Perfectly acceptable, and been Helms' big tag move since 3Count.
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    HOLY SHIT

    Possibly. Although it's an English class, so I might have to tie that into another feature. Maybe do a "soundtrack" essay where I explain why each song would fit a certain play/book...
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    HOLY SHIT

    Well, yes...but as-is, she's still a metalhead.
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    Current Hates and Likes

    LIKES Shadows Fall getting due respect Black Label Society getting due respect Lacuna Coil getting due respect Creed no longer getting much, if any, airplay The songs I've written on my guitar (I have an odd feeling a few of you would dig 'em, too) Korn's new song ("Did My Time," I think it's called) for the intro lick Inheritance (friend's death band) HATES Not being able to hear what Leonard was actually singing during The Dickies' set at FiendFest '03 85% of radio
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    Justin Credible

    Justin was an average-at-best worker that would bump, blade, and sell for everybody. He had some pretty good matches when his opponent was a better worker (hence the awesomeness of the original Credible/Lynn Summer Series), but otherwise, he was nothing too special. And he's called "the reason ECW died" because he was the champion at the time, when almost everybody thought that ECW would have survived a little longer had RVD held the title (since RVD was ECW's top draw since he won the TV title in April '97).
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    One and Only NWA: TNA 8.27 Thread

    Next week should be fun. This week's was a VAST improvement over the past...what? 2 months? One really good show in 2 months... Styles should have won clean. I'm really fucking sick and tired of every main-event ending with interference or a weapon shot. I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE that the next main-event that ends 100% clean (assuming there will be one, EVER) will get a louder pop than ANY of the previous main-events.
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    TNA signs on RAW

    HHH Makes Mikey Mad owns it all.
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    Goldberg Gets Storyline Changed

    Because boxers don't box in boxer shorts or anything...
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    The One & Only Cock Shots Thread

    Go to this site... www.thehun.com ...and then do it. <---#1 Cock of TSM
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    Road Warrior Alexis?

    No, no, because the way to a woman's heart is not the wallet...nor is it the stomach... It's the vagina. And I, my friend, have a long tongue, and a very large cock. Don't believe me? Check out the OAO Cock thread in LSD. You too will wish you could feel the Lazarush. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAZZZZZZZZAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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    Rob Conway's anti-American promo

    Still not allowed to show pubic hair, though. And, in the end, wouldn't you rather see a nice twat with a little bush than play Super Mario?
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    17 year old doesn't get free doughnut, thows a fit

    I'm willing to bet that the kid did it just for his own shits and giggles, or to make his friends laugh from the distance.
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    TNA signs on RAW

    "Wednesday's Cost: $10 Monthly Total: $40 No McMahons: PRICELESS"
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    A way wrestling TV seasons could work

    They could always do something similar to how TNA operates during downtime, and take a week or so off and just record 2 weeks worth of television in one night. Have doors for Raw 2 or 3 hours earlier, have dark matches and then Heat, first Raw...second Heat, and then the taped Raw. Sure, it might burn out the fans, but you know what? It makes sure the WORKERS aren't burnt out.
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    8yr old Autistic boy dies at faith healing service

    Where's my Cane? I wanna "heal" these fucks Singapore-style...
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    Low Ki: Capable worker or liability?

    ^ **agrees entirely** I'll admit he needs to work on his selling a little better, but you know what? He's still really, really good. Stiff? Incredibly. Fun to watch? Yes.
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    AIM screen names, what is yours!?

    **bump** I now use AndrewCrow25, so for those of you with my old SN (CliffYoungNOW), update.
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    Seriously is there any Rock respect?

    ..Shadows Fall... Actually, Fearhavoc, they wouldn't. Why? Because the older generation wants to make the MOST money of any generation in business, and instead of being smart and offering a truly varied approach, they're more interested in just pumping out the same shit with different labels.
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    Road Warrior Alexis?

    How could she feel your Redneck Probing when it's the goat's turn?
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    Credible gone from TNA

    The bigger irony is that, not even a year ago, everybody was saying they'd rather work in TNA because of the better atmosphere and better product. Now? Credible, of all people, says it's shit. It's either gotten REALLY worse, or Credible forgot to take the dildo out from his anus.
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    FUCK SUMMERSLAM.

    Best PPV of the year is, hands-down, Vengeance. 2 MOTYCs, 2 matches that were ***-***3/4, and nothing TOO offensive (even McMahon/Gowen and the Bar Room Brawl were entertaining at parts).
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    Road Warrior Alexis?

    Nope. You wouldn't get there first because you're not PURE FUCKIN METAL. Plus, I'm pretty sure Alexis would rather feel the LAZARUSH~!
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    Seriously is there any Rock respect?

    Rock/metal/punk isn't nominated too much because MTV, like WWE, is run by older men whose fingers are no longer on the pulse, but jammed up their ass. Would YOU like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
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    A Wrestling Move Discussion

    Osaka Street Cutter = Inverted Suplex to Ace Crusher, correct? Whipwreck used it a couple times as a Whippersnapper variation... Hmmm...I actually wonder who did more variations of the Ace Crusher, Page or Mikey...
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    Road Warrior Alexis?

    ...I'd hit it...
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