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    Ozzfest 2003

    Likewise. Floyd's version just kinda, I dunno...bores me.
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    Brock Lesnar

    personally, I think this could have been covered beautifully had WWE decided to NOT forget about it, but explain it was from the exhaustion of the match (which Brock says it is because of). The match was really even until Brock hit Angle down to go for the SSP, and Brock was VISIBLY dazed. So why not say it's because of how competitive the match was? Makes the match seem better (not that it was bad), and gives us all a valid reason why he botched it. It'll be A defining point, but not THE.
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    Ozzfest 2003

    Well, I can actually agree with you on the reasons for not really counting Somber. Besides, all but two of the tracks that were really good (leaving "Purity" and "Lead Me Home" for some reason) were on Of One Blood anyways ("Revel In My Loss" and "To Ashes" being the ones that immediately jump to mind, with also "Fleshold" and, I think, "Montauk" on Somber as well). Brian's clean vocals are incredibly better than Mr. LaBonte's were. But Phillip owns Mr. Fair when it comes to growls/screams. Which is somewhat sad, since most of The Art Of Balance is Brian screaming (with only "Welcome To The Machine" and "The Art Of Balance" having him not scream).
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    Famous Last Words

    Yes, Grohl has sold more albums. Which is why I'm sure Ozzy's albums with Zakk - since Zakk writes most, if not all, of Ozzy's songs - definitely sold less than any given Foo Fighters album... Zakk is a prick because he's angry. He's angry that johnny-come-lately motherfuckers are claiming to be metal, claiming to be badass, claiming to be this-and-that, and just being pure corporate shit. He has every single right to be angry. Have you HEARD a BLS album? Hell, even Sonic Brew, the BLS debut and weakest BLS album, is better than 85% of the rock albums on the Billboard 200. Zakk deserves his due credit, but instead he gets called a scabber for replacing his IDOL Randy Rhoades, and a prick because he tells it like it is. Zakk is a heel. A great heel, at that, because he knows he's right. Get the fuck over it. Hmmm... "Before, people would ask what I thought about Megadeth and Anthrax, and in the old days, you had nothing really bad to say. Now they come up and say, "What do you think about Disturbed and Linkin Park?" Well, I could give a fuck about them." - Kerry King, Slayer, Metal Edge April 2002 Proof-positive Kerry has an identity crisis (since Disturbed is good, and Slipknot is not).
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    Dummies, Troublemakers and Egos

    I remember in an edition of "From The Inside" around Kash's heel turn, Borash said Kash is a natural heel as his real-life behavior is more heel than it is face.
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    Best Match 8/13

    I actually loved Douglas/Raven the best. It just had HEAT.
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    Ozzfest 2003

    Oh? Then why did you say this... ...when you should know that The Art Of Balance is their third LP?
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    Ozzfest 2003

    My friend Emily went. Saw Shadows Fall. Loved them. ANOTHER CONVERT, FRIENDS! And Steviekick, I'm suing you for gimmick infringement. Shadows Fall reccomending and pimping is MY deal. That's, like, an unwritten rule at TSM. As well as the songs Stevie rec'd, I'll add some more: "The Art Of Balance" "A Fire In Babylon" "Casting Shade" (like NOTHING you'd expect from the band) "Somber Angel" "Purity" "Revel In My Loss" "Serenity" "Welcome To The Machine" (yes, a Pink Floyd cover, metal'd up, but yet still sounding just as good, if not better, than the original)
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    Your state pride/shame

    Laz, isn't hhh from NH though, and thus not a Masshole? Or was he from here and then moved North? And I'd put both John Cena and Kevin Sullivan as people that I'm proud to be from our great state. I cpmpletely forgot about Cena and Albert, honestly. Cena is definitely a PRIDE, and Albert is borderline. He's not too offensive, but not particularly something to be proud of. And HHH was born in Nashua, NH, true, but he spent most of his life living in Boston. Trained at Killer Kowalski's with Chyna, teamed with Saturn in the indies (which makes me somewhat wonder why HHH didn't push for Saturn more, although I'm unsure of their feelings for each other) as a Road Warrior-like team, and moved back to Nashua sometime in '99. Besides, anybody in NH that lives in Nashua or south of Nashua is an honorary Masshole anyways. I'd consider Adam Sandler a Masshole, and he's from around Nashua. Hopefully, one day, we'll have "Corey Lazarus" on the "PRIDE" list.
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    Twitching

    Blackouts = mass period of time without power. NYC = in blackout. Dames = lives in NYC. Do the math.
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    Your state pride/shame

    MASSACHUSETTS PRIDE HHH (pre-quad) Saturn (trained here) Chris Nowinski SHAME: HHH (post-quad)
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    THE NEW CLIQUE

    Your Apple Dumplings?
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    Has anyone heard about this?

    I just think the parents need realize that kids need some leeway. Sure, start doing heavy drugs? Yeah, kick their asses, or at the most send them to a boot camp to straighten them out. This place? It's a brainwashing camp. Whoever made the Disturbing Behavior reference is dead-on. But the sickest case? The 17-year-old girl with straight-A's, no criminal record, and an acceptance into Harvard...who was sent there for dating somebody she loved but her parents didn't like. HOW FUCKED IS THAT?!
  14. ...**gets the lawnmower**...
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    My Blackout Story

    What the fuck is the reason for it, anyways?
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    Eminem talent or not?

    I'd say he became popular because he was a white rapper that had credibility with black rappers. He stayed popular by being that damn good. Eminem was given the ball, and he ran with it.
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    Shortlist Music Prize

    No Black Label Society - The Blessed Hellride? No cred from me.
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    Racism and the double standard

    My thoughts: Apathy is the best defense to anything. Think of that as you may. Oh, and IDRM, Twiztid is very good. But isn't it true that the entire Psychopathic Family grew up with blacks? I know ICP are "tight" with Esham (isn't Esham on their label?), and they mostly do rap as a joke (much like they do everything else, hence my love for them), but I've always been confused about things. You know what are good movies? Bamboozled, as it parodies the way blacks are portrayed in the media to near perfection, and Undercover Brother, which is so dead-on in its satire of blaxploitation movies (and how damn stupid they are/were) you have to love it.
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    Top 50 Worst Music Artists of All Time

    No, The Doors are an incredibly overrated act with boring and pretentious music. And saying that they're no Led Zeppelin is actually a COMPLIMENT.
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    Top 50 Worst Music Artists of All Time

    Wow, another group of people completely DON'T get ICP. Considering there are HUNDREDS of rappers worse than ICP in terms of flow, production, and lyrical content on MTV and the radio each day, I'd hardly consider ICP the worst. Blender...fitting name, since the mag seems to only be good for putting into a blender...
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    Most Underrated Bands.

    I actually GWAR is pretty underrated. Sure, they're mostly known for the fact that they're a comedic punk/metal band, and that their live show is amazing, but a lot of their songs are really, well...GREAT. Even the stuff off the later albums, when they went downhill, is still really fucking good.
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    Has anyone heard about this?

    This fucking horseshit REALLY makes me want to form a militia, fly down to Jamaica, find this place, and strike Assault On Precinct 13 style. Of course, won't happen, but hey... This REALLY needs to come to the attention of the governments of both Jamaica and the United States (the latter especially). From what this article says, if it is indeed true (even if it isn't fully true, the very idea sickens me), is that Tranquility Bay is nothing but a prison for those who think independently. I might even go as far to say it's a Concentration Camp (without the physical genocides). Maybe Jay Kay needs to remember what HE was like as a kid...
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    Most overrated band?

    Sorry, Agent, but Perfect Strangers owns everything Tool has ever released. How can you go wrong with that album? "Knocking On Your Back Door," "Gypsy's Kiss," 'Perfect Strangers," "The Son Of Alerik"...no. To say Tool is better is preposterous.
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    WWE Hires An Indian Dude

    You just KNOW he's going to be "Hibu the Chicken Choker" or something...
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    The One & Only Cock Shots Thread

    You don't. It's quite fucking annoying. How much do adult circumsicions go for these days? And I'd rather not blast my girlfriend in the ass. It hurt her when I stuck a single finger in there when 69'ing.
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