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    I Quit Blockbuster A Month Ago

    Flik, I don't know how to didn't just blow up on your shift leader when he/she was being a complete ass to you. I came so close to being fired numerous times at Ames because I didn't take shit from anybody, even the manager. I'd yell right back at them. Of course, I was also the first to be laid off when the last thing to liquidate was the employees, but hey...
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    Toys R Us Buy 1 Get 1 free sale this Sunday

    The only game I'm interested in there is Def Jam Vendetta, and I bought that the day it came out.
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    Ozzfest 2003

    A Masshole, eh? Get there EARLY, man, as everybody I know that's been to OzzFest said Shadows Fall went on early, around 9:30. If you see them, prepare to be amazed at how much they rule. Everybody I've talked to said Cradle Of Filth stole the show for both stages. I won't doubt that, as I heard CoF is awesome live. That said, fuck OzzFest.
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    The ending of Nightmare on Elm Street

    It's because they're innocent or something. I read some rant about how slasher films were really just moral lessons since it seems all the victims are underage drinkers, engaging in premarital sex, and smoking marijuana (or doing harder drugs). Hell, that one scene in Jason X in the hologram room sums up slasher films altogether, pretty much.
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    Most stupid thing a mark has said to you

    "There were 4 Ultimate Warrior's." "Ric Flair sucks and always sucked."
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    The ending of Nightmare on Elm Street

    She says "this is just a dream" before waking up. At one part she does wake up, I believe, and finds out that Freddy is in her room, so then she goes downstairs to let the booby traps take over.
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    Paradise Lost 1 & 2

    They're okay. And I think that the documentaries have a right to be biased towards the WM3, as there's very little, if any, hard evidence against the trio. Didn't the court throw out the fact that no DNA of the three was found at the crime scene? Also, if you check these out, be prepared for lots of Black Album-era Metallica. Especially in Paradise Lost 2, which plays "Nothing Else Matters" and "The Unforgiven" like there's no tomorrow.
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    The ending of Nightmare on Elm Street

    I think the ending was a dream, honestly. This is judging by both the direction (if you notice, the scene has this overly-shiny look to it, which is often used to represent dreams) and the fact that Freddy had powers. Nancy's mother was killed once Nancy brought Freddy back into the real world, so the end was just a dream to show Nancy that Freddy will never truly be gone.
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    X Fest 2003

    PM5K really needs to go back to the music that made them gain a following here in MA. It was all artsy type rock with hardcore influences and some rapping. It was actually REALLY listenable compared to Tonight The Stars Revolt, which is an above-average nu-metal album, but still just rock-radio stuff the same.
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    Most overrated band?

    Tool is pretentious because the songs are, on average, twice the length they SHOULD be. It's okay music, but nothing truly mindblowing. Very good tunes, mind you, but nowhere near what everybody says they are. People make them out to be one of the greatest bands ever, heavy music or not, and I think they're just very good. Deep Purple > Tool. Dammit, Deep Purple doesn't get ENOUGH credit.
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    Out of Sheer Boredom

    M-E-G-A-D-E-T-H. Not that hard, people. Only one "a." Ah yes, pre-Cowboys Pantera. With such great albums as Power Metal, Metal Magic, and the greatest Pantera album ever, I AM THE NIGHT.
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    The One & Only Cock Shots Thread

    Having a large penis does have its disadvantages, though. Such as some pussy being too tight...particularly my girlfriend's...**cries**
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    New IC Contender

    Hurricane/Christian wouldn't be too offensive...but adding Steiner and Test? ...one less reason to order SummerSlam...
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    New IC Contender

    What happened to the Booker-man?
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    The One & Only Cock Shots Thread

    Who's more gay, the ones that don't care about each others penises, or the ones that make a big deal out of it?
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    Bands ever back this up when they say

    Choken: Disturbed are not metal simply because their sound ISN'T metal. If you're not comfortable calling them nu-metal, call them hard rock. The drumming isn't metal, the basslines aren't metal, and the guitar work is CERTAINLY not metal.
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    Out of Sheer Boredom

    Considering they were wearing spandex for Show No Mercy...
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    Most overrated band?

    Zeppelin, hands-fucking-down. I still have yet to hear a good Zeppelin song, because everything they have recorded is always 2 or 3 minutes too long, and the rest of the song just is the same 2 or 3 riffs being played while Plant sang about sex and drugs. Redundancy does not a good band make. Sabbath > Zeppelin. Deep Purple > Zeppelin. AC/DC (AKA redundancy done RIGHT) > Zeppelin. Fuck, KC & The Sunshine Band > Zeppelin. Radiohead is more pretentious than Tool. At least Tool will take some time off between albums, whereas Radiohead is like "WE MUST RECORD THE MOST PRETENTIOUS, BORING SHIT ASAP."
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    DDP and Kim Page in new movie

    Actually, Goldberg isn't in Universal Soldier 2. He's in Universal Soldier: The Return, which is either the 3rd or 4th film in the series (the first one and Return were the only mainstream ones, mind you, as the others are direct-to-video).
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    So Who Attacked Brock?

    However, the rest of us find it annoying that you're pointing out something that doesn't need a huge explanation. You're looking TOO HARD to find it. See the forest for the trees, man.
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    La Resistance...

    They originally did. Then everybody stopped caring about the French view on it, and thus stopped caring about La Resistance.
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    The One & Only Cock Shots Thread

    And to you, buffy, I say "OPEN WIDE, AND SAY AH."
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    I need to vent some heat

    You think 58 in a 40 is bad? My friend Emily regularly goes 75 in a 45. Not a single ticket.
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    Power Rangers CD Cover/Backflap

    Stratovarius covering the Power Rangers theme would make me cream my pants.
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    So I want to buy a guitar...

    Everybody that said get Squier: DO NOT LISTEN. A Squier was my first guitar, and I HATED HATED HATED HATED HATED HATED HATED it. I can't play it today becuase the pick-up's suck. Basically, if it has coils and not humbuckers, NO GET. Metal needs the "sick" sound only a humbucker could produce. I'd suggest finding a store like Guitar Center, as they usually have some pretty nice gear for pretty cheap.
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