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No matter what I do it grows back.

Did you at least remove the price stickers from the DVDs before giving them to one of our country's top allies? For all the spending you're doing, shitdick, I at least hope these movies are the super-special editions with commentary and other features. 8:30 p.m. • So the toothless Mexican family has had quite the eventful month or so. The matriarch of the group quit her job. Why? Because of the PRESIDENT HUSSEIN RECESSION~! … Well, not quite. You see, this person got paid $10+ per hour by the great commonwealth of Pennsylvania to clean half of the house where her aunt/mother lives. Who cleans the other half? Why, another person. They have two people getting $20+ per hour to CLEAN A FUCKING HOUSE FULL-TIME. Oh, and there’s a third person who is supposed to drive said aunt around for grocery shopping, etc. But there’s one problem here. This chauffer refuses to drive along the only stretch of state highway in which all these necessary stores are located. Not sure how much this person makes, but whatever. Your government in action. Now why is this person quitting her job? To HOME-SCHOOL her two kids. Why is this significant? Peep this previous entry. Now read the following. This was WRITTEN BY THE SAME PERSON TAKING HER KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL TO HOME-SCHOOL THEM. Oh, but the plot thickens. I knew there was more to this groovy mystery. You see, this lazy piece of human trash would have to have other reasons to get out of sitting on her fat ass watching television all day and getting paid $10+ per hour. With her household reduction in income, it turns out this family is now eligible for more welfare. Did I say “welfare”? I meant to say “benefits.” Or at least that’s what the welfare matriarch is calling this gift to the underclass. And when I say "more welfare" I mean "more than what she was making 'cleaning' her aunt's house at $10+ per hour." But I’m not done with the updates. It’s time for a kkk Twin Spin~! Remember this gem from a while back? Well earlier this week we got an update. This happy couple has been divorced for quote some time now. And now the “Aussie Prince,” is suing his former better half for HALF THE PLANE/HOTEL BILL he rang up for his little intercontinental booty call. Oh, and he’s also suing for defamation of character. How can I follow this? Goodnight, tip your waitresses and try the tortured baby cow.

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Salt Pepper Some pizza seasoning I put on my pizza muffins Cinnamon once in a blue moon for oatmeal Oregano for pasta

Yes. You nuke it in the microwave. Even if you think I'm full of shit with every one of my posts, you need to trust me on this one. (Peep the top box)

No, but balls are another matter.

I'm surprised. Not that you actually did what you said you did but rather you didn't burn Old Glory. And Smitty, my radiant glow is more than enough light; I had the porch light on at night. And the inclement weather took place beforehand; I took it down before a vicious wind storm, even though that flag is built for such things.

I have a few boxes here. They're not great but every now and then I'm in the mood for one (probably once a month). Still can't figure out why. Grape/strawberry flavors are how I roll. The grilled cheese was awful.

In the bottom picture, all the weeds/plants to the right have been removed and replaced with grass. RE the neighborhood. It's right off of a busy state highway, but you don't hear/deal with any of the traffic. Have an old lady living in one house next to me and this family living in the other house next to me that I'm hoping will soon be a victim of the foreclosure fad. House across from me is abandoned. The guy living there died a few decades ago and the person who got the house, a relative, never sold the residence. It has since been invaded by cats. A conservative area (more blue-dog Democrats than anything, which is perfectly acceptable for me) that voted against Governor Swindell in '06 and against President Hussein in '08. Also has the highest rate of gun ownership per capita in Southwestern PA. I'm about 20-25 miles out from the city, so there's a buffer between us and the urban trash. Oh, yeah. My house after 1/20/09. As you can see, we got rid of most of the plants in the front. Or at least the wife did because she hated them. I was indifferent.

Fighting: Yes. 3-Point Wins: No. There should not be any points given for getting into OT and losing. A 3-point win is still better than a tie.

None.

$1025. Includes taxes and insurance. Four bedroom, two-and-a-half bathrooms, one-car garage. Mortgage is about $770 without the taxes/insurance. Or so you think. Government is not your friend.

Good Day.

You haven't lived until you edit 200+ pages of Photovoltaic lesson plans.

Figure this would be a fitting thread: Note: * Scores are based on bizjournals’ 100-point scale. * Records are wins and losses. A third number is listed for teams in the NFL (ties) and NHL (overtime losses). * Playoff results are provided for all teams that reached the quarterfinals or beyond. (Leagues use different playoff terminologies. Quarterfinals, for example, are called division series in baseball and conference semifinals in football. Standard terms -- quarterfinals, semifinals and finals -- are used for all four sports here.) 1. Boston Celtics (NBA) Score: 90.53 points Rank in sport: 1 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 68-18 record, average margin of 9.06 points per game, won championship series Business performance: 18,624 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 14% in franchise value 2. New York Giants (NFL) Score: 90.52 points Rank in sport: 1 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 12-4-0 record, average margin of 8.31 points per game, won championship game Business performance: 79,069 attendance per home game, 98.5% of capacity, gain of 21% in franchise value 3. Los Angeles Lakers (NBA) Score: 85.22 points Rank in sport: 2 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 63-19 record, average margin of 9.12 points per game, lost championship series Business performance: 18,997 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 4% in franchise value 4. Montreal Canadiens (NHL) Score: 84.38 points Rank in sport: 1 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 49-21-9 record, average margin of 0.63 goals per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 21,273 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 18% in franchise value 5. Boston Red Sox (MLB) Score: 79.71 points Rank in sport: 1 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 95-67 record, average margin of 0.93 runs per game, lost semifinal series Business performance: 37,632 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 13% in franchise value 6. Detroit Pistons (NBA) Score: 79.34 points Rank in sport: 3 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 54-27 record, average margin of 3.75 points per game, lost semifinal series Business performance: 22,076 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 1% in franchise value 7. Detroit Red Wings (NHL) Score: 79.19 points Rank in sport: 2 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 49-20-9 record, average margin of 0.60 goals per game, won championship series Business performance: 19,515 attendance per home game, 97.3% of capacity, gain of 3% in franchise value 8. Chicago Cubs (MLB) Score: 78.59 points Rank in sport: 2 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 97-64 record, average margin of 1.14 runs per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 40,743 attendance per home game, 99.1% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 9. Philadelphia Phillies (MLB) Score: 77.97 points Rank in sport: 3 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 92-70 record, average margin of 0.73 runs per game, won championship series Business performance: 42,254 attendance per home game, 97.1% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value 10. Pittsburgh Penguins (NHL) Score: 76.96 points Rank in sport: 3 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 46-25-10 record, average margin of 0.51 goals per game, lost championship series Business performance: 16,985 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 26% in franchise value 11. Utah Jazz (NBA) Score: 76.81 points Rank in sport: 4 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 56-26 record, average margin of 6.48 points per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 19,904 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value 12. San Jose Sharks (NHL) Score: 76.55 points Rank in sport: 4 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 55-15-10 record, average margin of 0.74 goals per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 17,451 attendance per home game, 99.7% of capacity, gain of 9% in franchise value 13. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (MLB) Score: 75.84 points Rank in sport: 4 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 100-62 record, average margin of 0.42 runs per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 41,194 attendance per home game, 91.4% of capacity, gain of 16% in franchise value 14. New England Patriots (NFL) Score: 74.94 points Rank in sport: 2 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 11-5-0 record, average margin of 6.31 points per game, lost championship game Business performance: 68,756 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 10% in franchise value 15. Cleveland Cavaliers (NBA) Score: 74.72 points Rank in sport: 5 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 57-25 record, average margin of 5.54 points per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 20,013 attendance per home game, 97.3% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value 16. Indianapolis Colts (NFL) Score: 73.17 points Rank in sport: 3 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 12-4-0 record, average margin of 4.94 points per game, lost quarterfinal game Business performance: 66,378 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 18% in franchise value 17. Tennessee Titans (NFL) Score: 71.75 points Rank in sport: 4 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 13-3-0 record, average margin of 8.81 points per game Business performance: 69,143 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 18. Philadelphia Flyers (NHL) Score: 71.56 points Rank in sport: 5 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 43-25-14 record, average margin of 0.21 goals per game, lost semifinal series Business performance: 19,495 attendance per home game, 99.9% of capacity, gain of 13% in franchise value 19. Baltimore Ravens (NFL) Score: 70.97 points Rank in sport: 5 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 11-5-0 record, average margin of 8.81 points per game Business performance: 71,269 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 10% in franchise value 20. New York Mets (MLB) Score: 70.92 points Rank in sport: 5 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 89-73 record, average margin of 0.52 runs per game Business performance: 51,165 attendance per home game, 89.1% of capacity, gain of 12% in franchise value 21. Orlando Magic (NBA) Score: 70.45 points Rank in sport: 6 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 55-26 record, average margin of 6.95 points per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 17,068 attendance per home game, 97.5% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 22. New York Jets (NFL) Score: 70.35 points Rank in sport: 6 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 9-7-0 record, average margin of 3.06 points per game Business performance: 78,482 attendance per home game, 97.8% of capacity, gain of 21% in franchise value 23. New York Yankees (MLB) Score: 70.09 points Rank in sport: 6 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 89-73 record, average margin of 0.38 runs per game Business performance: 53,069 attendance per home game, 92.3% of capacity, gain of 9% in franchise value 24. Chicago Blackhawks (NHL) Score: 70.05 points Rank in sport: 6 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 41-26-12 record, average margin of 0.39 goals per game Business performance: 20,382 attendance per home game, 99.4% of capacity, gain of 14% in franchise value 25. Carolina Panthers (NFL) Score: 69.22 points Rank in sport: 7 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 12-4-0 record, average margin of 5.31 points per game Business performance: 73,211 attendance per home game, 99.2% of capacity, gain of 9% in franchise value 26. Dallas Mavericks (NBA) Score: 69.20 points Rank in sport: 7 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 50-32 record, average margin of 4.39 points per game Business performance: 20,214 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 1% in franchise value 27. Calgary Flames (NHL) Score: 68.95 points Rank in sport: 7 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 45-27-7 record, average margin of 0.10 goals per game Business performance: 19,289 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 24% in franchise value 28. San Antonio Spurs (NBA) Score: 68.84 points Rank in sport: 8 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 55-29 record, average margin of 3.39 points per game, lost semifinal series Business performance: 18,201 attendance per home game, 96.8% of capacity, gain of 3% in franchise value 29. Portland Trail Blazers (NBA) Score: 68.35 points Rank in sport: 9 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 43-40 record, average margin of 0.58 points per game Business performance: 20,365 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 21% in franchise value 30. Milwaukee Brewers (MLB) Score: 67.32 points Rank in sport: 7 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 90-72 record, average margin of 0.38 runs per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 37,882 attendance per home game, 89.3% of capacity, gain of 15% in franchise value 31. New York Rangers (NHL) Score: 65.30 points Rank in sport: 8 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 45-25-12 record, average margin of 0.13 goals per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 18,173 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 12% in franchise value 32. Los Angeles Dodgers (MLB) Score: 65.12 points Rank in sport: 8 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 84-78 record, average margin of 0.32 runs per game, lost semifinal series Business performance: 46,056 attendance per home game, 82.2% of capacity, gain of 10% in franchise value 33. Minnesota Wild (NHL) Score: 64.92 points Rank in sport: 9 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 40-29-10 record, average margin of 0.22 goals per game Business performance: 18,568 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 21% in franchise value 34. Phoenix Suns (NBA) Score: 64.90 points Rank in sport: 10 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 51-30 record, average margin of 3.32 points per game Business performance: 18,422 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 1% in franchise value 35. Houston Rockets (NBA) Score: 64.87 points Rank in sport: 11 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 61-23 record, average margin of 5.73 points per game Business performance: 17,358 attendance per home game, 94.7% of capacity, gain of 1% in franchise value 36. Philadelphia Eagles (NFL) Score: 64.59 points Rank in sport: 8 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 9-6-1 record, average margin of 7.94 points per game Business performance: 69,144 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 6% in franchise value 37. New Orleans Hornets (NBA) Score: 63.49 points Rank in sport: 12 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 55-24 record, average margin of 5.37 points per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 16,041 attendance per home game, 93.3% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value 38. New Orleans Saints (NFL) Score: 62.99 points Rank in sport: 9 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 8-8-0 record, average margin of 4.38 points per game Business performance: 71,735 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 10% in franchise value 39. Pittsburgh Steelers (NFL) Score: 61.94 points Rank in sport: 10 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 12-4-0 record, average margin of 7.75 points per game Business performance: 62,891 attendance per home game, 96.7% of capacity, gain of 9% in franchise value 40. San Diego Chargers (NFL) Score: 61.68 points Rank in sport: 11 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 8-8-0 record, average margin of 5.75 points per game, lost semifinal game Business performance: 68,138 attendance per home game, 97.1% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 41. Washington Capitals (NHL) Score: 61.18 points Rank in sport: 10 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 52-23-6 record, average margin of 0.49 goals per game Business performance: 17,407 attendance per home game, 94.3% of capacity, gain of 10% in franchise value 42. Washington Redskins (NFL) Score: 60.68 points Rank in sport: 12 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 8-8-0 record, average margin of minus-1.94 points per game Business performance: 88,604 attendance per home game, 96.6% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value 43. Chicago White Sox (MLB) Score: 59.52 points Rank in sport: 9 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 89-74 record, average margin of 0.50 runs per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 30,877 attendance per home game, 76.0% of capacity, gain of 16% in franchise value 44. St. Louis Cardinals (MLB) Score: 59.09 points Rank in sport: 10 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 86-76 record, average margin of 0.33 runs per game Business performance: 42,353 attendance per home game, 90.4% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value 45. Chicago Bulls (NBA) Score: 58.87 points Rank in sport: 13 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 36-49 record, average margin of minus-2.72 points per game Business performance: 21,780 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 1% in franchise value 46. Green Bay Packers (NFL) Score: 58.70 points Rank in sport: 13 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 6-10-0 record, average margin of 2.44 points per game, lost semifinal game Business performance: 70,683 attendance per home game, 96.9% of capacity, gain of 10% in franchise value 47. Anaheim Ducks (NHL) Score: 58.61 points Rank in sport: 11 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 47-25-7 record, average margin of 0.32 goals per game Business performance: 16,994 attendance per home game, 98.9% of capacity, gain of 3% in franchise value 48. Buffalo Sabres (NHL) Score: 58.30 points Rank in sport: 12 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 37-30-15 record, average margin of 0.01 goals per game Business performance: 19,814 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 4% in franchise value 49. Golden State Warriors (NBA) Score: 58.22 points Rank in sport: 14 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 39-45 record, average margin of minus-1.19 points per game Business performance: 19,408 attendance per home game, 99.0% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 50. Denver Nuggets (NBA) Score: 58.09 points Rank in sport: 15 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 53-32 record, average margin of 3.62 points per game Business performance: 17,512 attendance per home game, 91.4% of capacity, gain of 3% in franchise value 51. Toronto Raptors (NBA) Score: 57.73 points Rank in sport: 16 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 36-46 record, average margin of 0.73 points per game Business performance: 19,269 attendance per home game, 97.3% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 52. Minnesota Vikings (NFL) Score: 56.61 points Rank in sport: 14 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 10-6-0 record, average margin of 2.88 points per game Business performance: 63,267 attendance per home game, 98.7% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 53. Vancouver Canucks (NHL) Score: 55.94 points Rank in sport: 13 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 37-34-9 record, average margin of minus-0.05 goals per game Business performance: 18,630 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 12% in franchise value 54. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (NFL) Score: 55.93 points Rank in sport: 15 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 9-7-0 record, average margin of 2.38 points per game Business performance: 64,511 attendance per home game, 98.3% of capacity, gain of 9% in franchise value 55. Dallas Stars (NHL) Score: 55.67 points Rank in sport: 14 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 38-32-8 record, average margin of minus-0.04 goals per game, lost semifinal series Business performance: 17,976 attendance per home game, 97.0% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 56. Chicago Bears (NFL) Score: 55.48 points Rank in sport: 16 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 9-7-0 record, average margin of 1.56 points per game Business performance: 62,035 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 57. Detroit Tigers (MLB) Score: 55.43 points Rank in sport: 11 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 74-88 record, average margin of minus-0.22 runs per game Business performance: 39,538 attendance per home game, 98.6% of capacity, gain of 14% in franchise value 58. Denver Broncos (NFL) Score: 55.00 points Rank in sport: 17 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 8-8-0 record, average margin of minus-4.88 points per game Business performance: 75,509 attendance per home game, 99.2% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 59. Houston Texans (NFL) Score: 54.45 points Rank in sport: 18 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 8-8-0 record, average margin of minus-1.75 points per game Business performance: 70,421 attendance per home game, 99.1% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 60. Boston Bruins (NHL) Score: 53.80 points Rank in sport: 15 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 50-18-12 record, average margin of 0.60 goals per game Business performance: 16,057 attendance per home game, 89.4% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 61. Edmonton Oilers (NHL) Score: 52.75 points Rank in sport: 16 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 42-31-5 record, average margin of minus-0.09 goals per game Business performance: 16,839 attendance per home game, 99.4% of capacity, gain of 11% in franchise value 62. Dallas Cowboys (NFL) Score: 52.41 points Rank in sport: 19 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 9-7-0 record, average margin of minus-0.19 points per game, lost quarterfinal game Business performance: 63,368 attendance per home game, 96.6% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 63. Tampa Bay Rays (MLB) Score: 51.58 points Rank in sport: 12 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 97-65 record, average margin of 0.64 runs per game, lost championship series Business performance: 22,259 attendance per home game, 52.8% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 64. Toronto Maple Leafs (NHL) Score: 51.51 points Rank in sport: 17 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 36-35-9 record, average margin of minus-0.44 goals per game Business performance: 19,385 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 9% in franchise value 65. Arizona Cardinals (NFL) Score: 51.02 points Rank in sport: 20 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 9-7-0 record, average margin of 0.06 points per game Business performance: 64,097 attendance per home game, 98.6% of capacity, gain of 3% in franchise value 66. Buffalo Bills (NFL) Score: 50.37 points Rank in sport: 21 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 7-9-0 record, average margin of minus-0.38 points per game Business performance: 68,996 attendance per home game, 96.5% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 67. Atlanta Falcons (NFL) Score: 49.87 points Rank in sport: 22 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 11-5-0 record, average margin of 4.13 points per game Business performance: 64,066 attendance per home game, 89.9% of capacity, gain of 10% in franchise value 68. Ottawa Senators (NHL) Score: 49.46 points Rank in sport: 18 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 31-39-9 record, average margin of minus-0.44 goals per game Business performance: 19,465 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 12% in franchise value 69. Atlanta Hawks (NBA) Score: 48.77 points Rank in sport: 17 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 43-42 record, average margin of minus-0.36 points per game Business performance: 16,841 attendance per home game, 89.9% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 70. Seattle Seahawks (NFL) Score: 48.52 points Rank in sport: 23 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 4-12-0 record, average margin of minus-6.13 points per game, lost quarterfinal game Business performance: 67,996 attendance per home game, 100.0% of capacity, gain of 10% in franchise value 71. Houston Astros (MLB) Score: 48.49 points Rank in sport: 13 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 86-75 record, average margin of minus-0.19 runs per game Business performance: 34,741 attendance per home game, 84.8% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value 72. San Francisco 49ers (NFL) Score: 48.05 points Rank in sport: 24 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 7-9-0 record, average margin of minus-2.63 points per game Business performance: 67,513 attendance per home game, 96.8% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 73. Minnesota Twins (MLB) Score: 47.54 points Rank in sport: 14 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 88-75 record, average margin of 0.52 runs per game Business performance: 28,425 attendance per home game, 58.4% of capacity, gain of 14% in franchise value 74. Colorado Avalanche (NHL) Score: 46.42 points Rank in sport: 19 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 42-33-5 record, average margin of 0.06 goals per game, lost quarterfinal series Business performance: 16,602 attendance per home game, 92.2% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 75. Cleveland Browns (NFL) Score: 45.45 points Rank in sport: 25 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 4-12-0 record, average margin of minus-7.38 points per game Business performance: 72,779 attendance per home game, 99.4% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 76. New York Knicks (NBA) Score: 45.41 points Rank in sport: 18 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 27-56 record, average margin of minus-4.99 points per game Business performance: 19,110 attendance per home game, 96.7% of capacity, gain of 1% in franchise value 77. Jacksonville Jaguars (NFL) Score: 45.17 points Rank in sport: 26 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 5-11-0 record, average margin of minus-4.06 points per game, lost quarterfinal game Business performance: 65,167 attendance per home game, 97.0% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 78. Miami Dolphins (NFL) Score: 45.15 points Rank in sport: 27 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 11-5-0 record, average margin of 1.75 points per game Business performance: 65,490 attendance per home game, 86.7% of capacity, gain of 11% in franchise value 79. New Jersey Devils (NHL) Score: 43.62 points Rank in sport: 20 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 46-27-7 record, average margin of 0.29 goals per game Business performance: 15,405 attendance per home game, 87.4% of capacity, gain of 14% in franchise value 80. Arizona Diamondbacks (MLB) Score: 43.03 points Rank in sport: 15 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 82-80 record, average margin of 0.09 runs per game Business performance: 30,986 attendance per home game, 63.2% of capacity, gain of 12% in franchise value 81. Cleveland Indians (MLB) Score: 43.02 points Rank in sport: 16 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 81-81 record, average margin of 0.27 runs per game Business performance: 27,122 attendance per home game, 62.5% of capacity, gain of 14% in franchise value 82. Washington Wizards (NBA) Score: 41.57 points Rank in sport: 19 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 34-49 record, average margin of minus-3.20 points per game Business performance: 17,708 attendance per home game, 87.8% of capacity, gain of 2% in franchise value 83. Toronto Blue Jays (MLB) Score: 41.16 points Rank in sport: 17 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 86-76 record, average margin of 0.64 runs per game Business performance: 29,626 attendance per home game, 58.6% of capacity, gain of 2% in franchise value 84. Colorado Rockies (MLB) Score: 39.51 points Rank in sport: 18 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 74-88 record, average margin of minus-0.46 runs per game Business performance: 33,127 attendance per home game, 65.7% of capacity, gain of 17% in franchise value 85. San Francisco Giants (MLB) Score: 38.92 points Rank in sport: 19 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 72-90 record, average margin of minus-0.73 runs per game Business performance: 35,356 attendance per home game, 85.1% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 86. Miami Heat (NBA) Score: 38.49 points Rank in sport: 20 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 24-57 record, average margin of minus-6.48 points per game Business performance: 18,589 attendance per home game, 94.8% of capacity, loss of 6% in franchise value 87. Kansas City Chiefs (NFL) Score: 36.89 points Rank in sport: 28 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 2-14-0 record, average margin of minus-9.31 points per game Business performance: 74,078 attendance per home game, 96.2% of capacity, gain of 6% in franchise value 88. Cincinnati Bengals (NFL) Score: 36.12 points Rank in sport: 29 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 4-11-1 record, average margin of minus-10.0 points per game Business performance: 64,583 attendance per home game, 98.6% of capacity, gain of 3% in franchise value 89. Carolina Hurricanes (NHL) Score: 34.77 points Rank in sport: 21 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 41-30-8 record, average margin of minus-0.05 goals per game Business performance: 16,070 attendance per home game, 85.9% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 90. Nashville Predators (NHL) Score: 34.73 points Rank in sport: 22 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 40-30-10 record, average margin of minus-0.06 goals per game Business performance: 14,913 attendance per home game, 87.1% of capacity, gain of 14% in franchise value 91. Atlanta Braves (MLB) Score: 33.98 points Rank in sport: 20 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 72-90 record, average margin of minus-0.15 runs per game Business performance: 31,269 attendance per home game, 62.4% of capacity, gain of 9% in franchise value 92. Milwaukee Bucks (NBA) Score: 32.08 points Rank in sport: 21 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 30-55 record, average margin of minus-4.46 points per game Business performance: 15,634 attendance per home game, 83.5% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value 93. Philadelphia 76ers (NBA) Score: 31.88 points Rank in sport: 22 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 39-43 record, average margin of 0.15 points per game Business performance: 15,318 attendance per home game, 75.1% of capacity, loss of 5% in franchise value 94. St. Louis Blues (NHL) Score: 31.69 points Rank in sport: 23 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 28-42-12 record, average margin of minus-0.63 goals per game Business performance: 18,175 attendance per home game, 91.1% of capacity, gain of 12% in franchise value 95. Texas Rangers (MLB) Score: 29.13 points Rank in sport: 21 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 79-83 record, average margin of minus-0.41 runs per game Business performance: 24,320 attendance per home game, 49.5% of capacity, gain of 13% in franchise value 96. Los Angeles Kings (NHL) Score: 28.76 points Rank in sport: 24 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 33-35-11 record, average margin of minus-0.23 goals per game Business performance: 16,237 attendance per home game, 88.6% of capacity, no change in franchise value 97. Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL) Score: 28.59 points Rank in sport: 25 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 26-37-16 record, average margin of minus-0.65 goals per game Business performance: 17,697 attendance per home game, 92.1% of capacity, gain of 1% in franchise value 98. Cincinnati Reds (MLB) Score: 27.80 points Rank in sport: 22 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 74-88 record, average margin of minus-0.59 runs per game Business performance: 25,415 attendance per home game, 60.4% of capacity, gain of 10% in franchise value 99. Los Angeles Clippers (NBA) Score: 27.29 points Rank in sport: 23 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 21-63 record, average margin of minus-7.74 points per game Business performance: 16,373 attendance per home game, 86.1% of capacity, gain of 1% in franchise value 100. Oakland Raiders (NFL) Score: 27.28 points Rank in sport: 30 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 5-11-0 record, average margin of minus-7.81 points per game Business performance: 57,850 attendance per home game, 91.6% of capacity, gain of 6% in franchise value 101. New Jersey Nets (NBA) Score: 27.04 points Rank in sport: 24 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 35-49 record, average margin of minus-4.18 points per game Business performance: 15,883 attendance per home game, 79.4% of capacity, loss of 13% in franchise value 102. Florida Panthers (NHL) Score: 26.32 points Rank in sport: 26 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 36-33-11 record, average margin of minus-0.16 goals per game Business performance: 15,897 attendance per home game, 82.6% of capacity, gain of 8% in franchise value 103. Florida Marlins (MLB) Score: 25.04 points Rank in sport: 23 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 84-77 record, average margin of 0.02 runs per game Business performance: 16,688 attendance per home game, 45.9% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value 104. Charlotte Bobcats (NBA) Score: 24.90 points Rank in sport: 25 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 32-53 record, average margin of minus-3.31 points per game Business performance: 14,457 attendance per home game, 76.0% of capacity, loss of 1% in franchise value 105. Oakland Athletics (MLB) Score: 24.80 points Rank in sport: 24 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 75-86 record, average margin of minus-0.27 runs per game Business performance: 20,558 attendance per home game, 48.3% of capacity, gain of 11% in franchise value 106. San Diego Padres (MLB) Score: 23.82 points Rank in sport: 25 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 63-99 record, average margin of minus-0.78 runs per game Business performance: 29,969 attendance per home game, 70.5% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value 107. Phoenix Coyotes (NHL) Score: 23.47 points Rank in sport: 27 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 38-34-11 record, average margin of minus-0.23 goals per game Business performance: 15,117 attendance per home game, 85.6% of capacity, loss of 3% in franchise value 108. Oklahoma City Thunder-Seattle SuperSonics (NBA) Score: 23.28 points Rank in sport: 26 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 15-69 record, average margin of minus-9.64 points per game Business performance: 15,332 attendance per home game, 85.1% of capacity, gain of 12% in franchise value 109. Sacramento Kings (NBA) Score: 21.57 points Rank in sport: 27 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 35-50 record, average margin of minus-4.48 points per game Business performance: 13,476 attendance per home game, 77.8% of capacity, loss of 9% in franchise value 110. Kansas City Royals (MLB) Score: 19.54 points Rank in sport: 26 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 75-87 record, average margin of minus-0.56 runs per game Business performance: 19,986 attendance per home game, 49.0% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 111. Seattle Mariners (MLB) Score: 18.92 points Rank in sport: 27 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 61-101 record, average margin of minus-0.86 runs per game Business performance: 28,761 attendance per home game, 60.2% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 112. Indiana Pacers (NBA) Score: 16.96 points Rank in sport: 28 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 31-50 record, average margin of minus-2.01 points per game Business performance: 12,838 attendance per home game, 70.3% of capacity, loss of 9% in franchise value 113. Washington Nationals (MLB) Score: 16.63 points Rank in sport: 28 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 59-102 record, average margin of minus-1.14 runs per game Business performance: 29,005 attendance per home game, 69.2% of capacity, gain of 3% in franchise value 114. Columbus Blue Jackets (NHL) Score: 16.55 points Rank in sport: 28 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 33-37-10 record, average margin of minus-0.45 goals per game Business performance: 14,963 attendance per home game, 82.5% of capacity, gain of 4% in franchise value 115. Baltimore Orioles (MLB) Score: 16.52 points Rank in sport: 29 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 68-93 record, average margin of minus-0.54 runs per game Business performance: 25,000 attendance per home game, 51.9% of capacity, gain of 1% in franchise value 116. St. Louis Rams (NFL) Score: 15.37 points Rank in sport: 31 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 2-14-0 record, average margin of minus-14.56 points per game Business performance: 59,980 attendance per home game, 90.9% of capacity, gain of 2% in franchise value 117. Minnesota Timberwolves (NBA) Score: 15.27 points Rank in sport: 29 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 24-59 record, average margin of minus-6.12 points per game Business performance: 14,000 attendance per home game, 72.1% of capacity, loss of 2% in franchise value 118. Pittsburgh Pirates (MLB) Score: 13.75 points Rank in sport: 30 (of 30 MLB teams) On-field performance: 67-95 record, average margin of minus-0.92 runs per game Business performance: 20,113 attendance per home game, 52.4% of capacity, gain of 7% in franchise value 119. Atlanta Thrashers (NHL) Score: 10.65 points Rank in sport: 29 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 27-41-12 record, average margin of minus-0.80 goals per game Business performance: 15,332 attendance per home game, 82.7% of capacity, gain of 6% in franchise value 120. Memphis Grizzlies (NBA) Score: 9.92 points Rank in sport: 30 (of 30 NBA teams) On-court performance: 24-60 record, average margin of minus-6.38 points per game Business performance: 12,674 attendance per home game, 69.3% of capacity, loss of 3% in franchise value 121. New York Islanders (NHL) Score: 2.35 points Rank in sport: 30 (of 30 NHL teams) On-ice performance: 27-44-11 record, average margin of minus-0.94 goals per game Business performance: 13,458 attendance per home game, 82.8% of capacity, gain of 3% in franchise value 122. Detroit Lions (NFL) Score: 1.58 points Rank in sport: 32 (of 32 NFL teams) On-field performance: 0-16-0 record, average margin of minus-15.56 points per game Business performance: 54,497 attendance per home game, 84.5% of capacity, gain of 5% in franchise value

That's what you get for trying to make money, you greedy bastard.

A) Since September 1. B) Fuck no. In fact, she may be taking her former co-worker away from said idiot boss, which would REALLY fuck the kraut bitch over.

Even in this HUSSEIN RECESSION, it's still possible to find work. Mrs. kkk finally did. We got the message on the answering machine Friday afternoon. Back to the university, back to her previous salary, back to the benefits package, back to ... driving through Wilkensburg (aka the ghetto) to get to and from our little corner of suburban paradise. Oh well, nothing's perfect. Truth be told, driving through this shit hole twice every weekday really motivates you to work hard and justify your job. If you don't, you could be among the trash in these near-shantytowns. The offer is going to made sometime next week by the useless University Human Resources department, and in about a week or two after that the better half will be riding shotgun yet again in my morning/afternoon commute. Thankfully, we have been treading water the last several months, but after a while not seeing your bank account increase at all it gets a bit old. In fact, our savings account remains untouched, and I only need to put in about $1,500 into the checking account in order to get it back up to the $5,000 mark, which is the minimum we keep in that account; anything more than that goes to paying off debt/investing/etc. Actually, this $1500 "hole" isn't so bad, considering we had to replace our furnace this winter, which took a healthy bite out of the checking account. However, when you PREPARE and SAVE MONEY FOR THESE KINDS OF THINGS, something like a new furnace is only a temporary dip in an already established account instead of being harbinger of DISASTER YET TO COME for a WORKING FAMILY. Maybe I shouldn't have paid my mortgage and asked ACORN to squat on the property whenever the foreclosure man comes a knocking.

BOGO on $5 bacon. My n*gga. The best I can do around here is $1.50 bacon after coupons.

So I was watching ESPN today and saw some stupid ad talking about how the Dominican Republic or some other second-tier country that's really good at baseball had an AMAZING RUN in the first-ever WBC. The title of this ad was something like "Great WBC moments." This is the SECOND FUCKING TIME this baseball exhibition has been played. Even the Fu-Schnickens went through two albums before putting out a "greatest hits" CD.

I give the Pirates a pass because there's nothing you can do to better this train wreck. I was leaning toward the Clippers' Baylor, but then again that organization is awful as well. While reading this thread I've changed my vote to the Knicks mentioned above.

Oh my mother-in-law wasn't too happy for months afterward. *Shrug.*