King Kamala

The Condemned was the weirdest movie audience I was a part of. It was me, my friend, and four or five middle aged men all sitting by themselves. I imagine it probably looked like an adult movie theatre audience except nobody was jerking off (At least I hope nobody was jerking off)

102. Lashley never teamed up with Ken Shamrock.

http://www.amctheatres.com/promos/showcase...on=-1&GO=GO AMC Theatres is running a promotion in limited markets where on February 23rd, you can see all five Best Picture nominees for $30 plus you get a free large popcorn and a free large drink with unlimited refills. That's a really good deal and I'd probably go if I hadn't already seen 4 out of 5 of the nominees.

I sort of expected this (though I was hoping Rambo might beat it out) but still...damn teenagers!

Season 11 also had "Behind The Laughter" which I think is the last truly great Simpsons episode. Next week on Behind The Laughter...Huckleberry Hound Huckleberry Hound: I was so gay but I couldn't tell anyone. Season 12 was the first outright bad season. But I think the Simpsons is like pizza, even bad pizza isn't all that terrible. Almost everything since Season 10 with the exception of two or three episodes has paled in comparison to The Simpsons glory years.

Man, this BX guy is a jerk! He called us retards!

"Who here likes the Doobie Brothers? Cause we've got one of 'em!"

I'm sure this has been done before but it was probably done a long time ago. I think the obvious pick is '95 with the shortened times and WrestleCrap filled field of combatants. The Russorific and utterkly predictable '99 is a close second. Every other one I've managed to get some enjoyment out of ('98 had the Three Faces of Foley in it, '88 was the first one, '96 had some weird one shot appearences in it)

Big 'N' Tastys are appalling, even by McDonalds standards. I'm not sure if I had even had one before I ate three in one sitting but I'm sure as hell I haven't had one since. Actually, I don't think they're still even around for that matter. We don't have very many "eat something huge in x amount of minutes and eat for free" promotions around here. There is one burrito place that has a two pound burrito that if you eat it in 30 minutes you get it for free.

Yessh sorry I made a joke. I can't top that I don't think. Most burger I've eaten was three Big 'N' Tastys in one sitting at the mall food court back about five years ago. Needless to say, I immedietely regretted that decision.

I'm with Al here. A two year rule sounds like fair game.

I was exaggerating a bit I guess when I said Second Half of '98. The stuff leading up to SummerSlam was really good. But I think everything after SummerSlam was kind of shitty. I mean Judgement Day and Survivor Series that year are two PPVs that are just as bad as anything they did in '99.

And you know what's even better than a Stack Attack? That's right, FOUR Stack Attacks, stacked on top of each other! Somewhere Vitamin X weeps

My boy Wes Welker is taking home the MVP trophy and in the process, will inspire young Caucasian wide recievers across the land.

Are we talking about currently playing? I can't think of any. But living athlete has to be Dwight Gooden. He won The Cy Young at 20 and potentially could have been one of the greats but he threw it all away by being a massive cokehead. I'm not sure how much of it was drugs or how much of it was just the dude being nuts but Ike Ibeabuchi could have been the dominant heavyweight of this decade. Speaking of boxing, this board often talks about MMA's impact on the world of pro wrestling but I'd like to hear someone's thoughts on MMA's impact on pro boxing. Do you think MMA could potentially kill boxing or can they co-exist?

No, the "Lonely Road of Faith" video was done before the "nostalgia" brigade of 2002 (Perfect, Goldust, Val Venis, nWo) and was kind of a "Is This The WWF's Last Stand?" before Survivor Series sort of piece. No, it was done before No Way Out '02 after Vince threatened to bring the nWo. I remember Ric Flair presented the video. So Perfect was in the company.

Masturbation

I wonder if there's any slash involving Slash out there? No, I know there is. And no, I don't want anybody to post any links to Slash/Axl slash.

87. Lashley is not in JN News' latest EWR diary.

The Latest From Damien Demento Demento might have a illegitmate kid Damien Demento: The TV Show? And he disses Gillberg!

68. Lashley never had a manager as cool as "The Doctor of Style" Slick.

Thanks to the damn writer's strike, Kellie Pickler was the 1st guest and musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night. For Kimmel's sake, I hope this strike ends soon so we don't have to see shit like that anymore. "Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel...Jimmy's guest will be Bucky Covington"

47. Lashley's never wrestled in a Carson City Silver Dollar match.

Hey nobody's saying they should take him off the air. We're all just saying we think he's an idiot

I know a Mike Jones. Needless to say, he hates any and all references to the rapper of the same name.