King Kamala

42. Lashley never got to team up with Akeem The African Dream.

I've always got a kick out of WrestleMania squashes. The Hart Foundation squashing The Bolvsheiks at WrestleMania VI always gets a chuckle from me and as a young mark, I went apeshit when Earthquake beat Adam Bomb in 30 seconds at WrestleMania X. Though in retrospect, the latter was kind of stupid since Earthquake left a month later and Adam Bomb was supposes to be an up and coming heel. And of course a post about WrestleMania squashes needs to mention King Kong Bundy beating S.D. Jones in nine seconds. That's somewhat diminished by the fact that the match is actually like 30-40 seconds long and even as a mark, I knew that time wasn't right.

Ugh I hate "New" stables. Didn't you see the DX revival a year or two back? 29. Lashley's never been in a Hell in a Cell match. Bossman has...at WrestleMania no less!

Oh boy another snuffbox Vs hipster showdown. I can't begin to tell you how (not) excited I am to witness this.

Maybe he's one bad poster that just got tired of us complaining about him sucking. That's what my money's on anyways.

Kucinich dropping out I'm mildly surprised as I thought he'd awkwardly hang on until July like last time. Wonder when Gravel is going to drop out.

Well to be fair Kamala and I think Doink The Clown were in the video and Mr. Perfect was certainly bigger than those two. But basically the answer is I don't think anybody was trying to fuck over Hennig.

20. Lashley never had JN News and his twin sister thinking that he'd be WCW for life only to depart for WWF. Bossman did.

As far as I know, there is no reason. They probably just couldn't fit him in.

Or Vader's face turn at the end of his WCW run. I don't even remember why he turned face in the WWF. Someone please refresh my memory. I'm assuming it was part of the U.S.A Vs Canada angle seeing how he was on Team USA at Survivor Series '97 (Weirdest Survivor Series team ever by the way, Vader, Goldust, Steve Blackman and Marc Mero. The only common thread I guess was their love of their country. USA! USA!)

2. During his brief feud with The Big Show, Lashley never mocked him at a family funeral nor did he steal the casket.

Hey if Alice In Chains reunited without Layne Staley and if The Smashing Pumpkins reunited with no original members except Corgan and the drummer then Nirvana wouldn't be out of the realm. Of course with the Foo Fighters being so successful, Grohl probably wouldn't join but they could have Krist Novoselic, one of the guys who drummed before Grohl joined the band, Pat Smear, and the guy from Fuel on vocals!

YOU FORGOT TO MENTION TAIGASTAR, MILKY! Oh and was I the only guy who got buffybeast and Marney mixed up? For a short time, I thought they were the same person. I'm willing to bet that I was.

It doesn't make sense when people say Vince reigned in most of Russo's ideas. Have you watched a RAW from '99 lately (Or the second half of '98 for that matter)? They're terrible. But I will agree that Vince reigned enough of Russo's terrible ideas to make '99 WWF somewhat palatable.

Eh, he'll be back eventually.

Well Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers "retirement" lasted about one summer cause they're going back on the road for a huge tour this summer with Steve Winwood as opener. I'm going to try my damndest to see The Boston show cause Petty's been near the top of my "To See" list for a long, long time. Dates

Even though the show itself is downright terrible, I thought WrestleMania IX's atmosphere was one of the best. Heenan coming out backwards on a camel and The Undertaker's entrance were two of the few highlights in one of the worst WrestleManias. I also chuckle everytime I watch WrestleMania X when The Fink comes out with the toupee.

That's too bad. The Gilliam movie was supposed to have Tom Waits playing the Devil. That's the only reason I'd need to see it on opening weekend. But now it's not to be.

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw that commercial. And was How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days so good that they had to reunite its stars in an adventure movie? Fun fact: My little brother's friend's student film that he made had appearences in it by the guy who played The Jewel of The Nile and the Principal from Billy Madison

I've tried that one before. You're right, it's OK but nothing special. I'm really stumped on what the name of the brand of chips that makes Spicy Maui Onion is. I've had them before and they were quite good. I think they're mostly found in health food stores around here but you can find them in the rare convenience store. If only I remembered the name.

BUT WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO VELVET REVOLVER? And with them, Smashing Pumpkins, RATM, and Alice in Chains all reuniting with in the past year or two, I have to wonder which 90s band will reunite next. My money's on Soundgarden. Does Chris Cornell (or the other guys for that matter) have anything better to do?

I've always thought Bob Uecker's antics added a lot to WrestleMania III and IV.

Marvin, how could you forget Patrick Duffy's guest appearence on the end of the Family Guy Y2K episode. Shame on you! If there's a curse on people who starred in nonsensical season (or series) finales, then I bet someone from St. Elsewhere goes next. My money's on Howie Mandel or the guy who also did the voice of KITT and played Mr. Feeney.

Brad Renfro, Suzanne Pleshette, and Heath Ledger. The second one is explained by the fact that the serial pillist is trying to throw us off by going after an old actress.

Here's one I've never seen before Ric Flair defends his WWF World title against The Undertaker (9-2-92) Part 2