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  1. King Kamala

    Ever got so drunk that you...

    I would probably fuck Rachel Dratch sober. I don't know why...I just probably would. Same here. I don't know why either.
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    Every new poster is "Probably Leena".

    Refresh my memory about Dave O'Neil. I think I was only occassionally posting when he was around. What did he do to get banned?
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    Right Said Thread/I'm Board Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di

    I have a feeling these guys may have a couple more hits on the R&B charts. But I only remember them for the greatest song ever recorded about a guy grinding with a girl and getting a boner.
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    RAZ B ACCUSES EX-B2K MANAGER OF PAEDOPHILIA

    I wish I hadn't seen it but a couple years ago the local video store had a 5 for $5 library (non new release) movie deal and I needed one more to complete the 5 and ugh. I just had to see all of The House Party Quadrliogy The only thing I remember from that movie is thise fat twins from Me, Myself, and Irene playing a pair of sisters (in drag of course) trying to get with the members of IMx. That should show you how bad it is.
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    RAZ B ACCUSES EX-B2K MANAGER OF PAEDOPHILIA

    I totally agree with you, Ripper. Everybody does suck in that movie, even Kid and Play except Bernie Mac. Mac's scenes are the only worthwhile parts of the whole movie. I'd still say it might be his best performance. But even then, it only bumps the movie from being a one star movie to a two star movie. But House Party 4? Absolutely nothing remotely good in that movie. Hell, there's barely a house party in it. It's just a crappy urbanized version of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I'm positive that they just stuck the House Party name on that piece of shit at the last minute so they could make a couple bucks.
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    RAZ B ACCUSES EX-B2K MANAGER OF PAEDOPHILIA

    I hate Immature/IMX cause they helped ruin House Party 3 (alongside whoever the guy who replaced Martin Lawrence was) and they were the stars of House Party 4, which unlike 3 had no redeeming qualitites whatsoever. And yes, I realize I'm one of six white people who has seen all four House Party movies.
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    Some questions for TaigaStar to consider.

    So you don't like TaigaStar? lawlz
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    forums.thesmartmarks posters that should post more often

    Oh- well I'm not Leena. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=89022 Socksquatch's greatest hit
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    forums.thesmartmarks posters that should post more often

    No, I haven't thank heaven. Why the concern, Venkman?
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    Two Girls One Cup

    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of...aga-swapavi.php Detailed review of Swap.avi (What the hell does that title mean anyways?) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of...r-cockroach.php Detailed review of Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl
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    RAZ B ACCUSES EX-B2K MANAGER OF PAEDOPHILIA

    Finally, admission So how do we celebrate this victory after all these years? We're all going to Denny's on my tab!
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    Two Girls One Cup

    swap.avi and what was the one Milky said was the grossest? Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Girl or something like that. It was a Japanese fetish flick.
  13. King Kamala

    Every new poster is "Probably Leena".

    Current star of film or television is a good one. Oh and for the last time, please bring back Jearan!
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    RAZ B ACCUSES EX-B2K MANAGER OF PAEDOPHILIA

    It was good but not quite as good as the film version of Blackadder directed by Damon Dash, with Beanie Sigel in the titular role.
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    RAZ B ACCUSES EX-B2K MANAGER OF PAEDOPHILIA

    People like me who've seen the 140 minute director's cut know that. The scene where Omarion and J-Boog have to work in the women's department of the store should have gone down as a great moment in comedic cinema history.
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    RAZ B ACCUSES EX-B2K MANAGER OF PAEDOPHILIA

    You're right Kinetic, that's a pretty feminine looking dude.......I'd hit it
  17. Finally saw Before The Devil Knows You're Dead tonight, it'll probably make My Top 5 of '07 despite the fact that the opening shot of the movie is a shot of Philip Seymour Hoffman's thrusting naked ass.
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    RAZ B ACCUSES EX-B2K MANAGER OF PAEDOPHILIA

    Getting molested by Chris Stokes would be certainly no worse than watching House Party 4: Down To The Last Minute, which he directed. That movie besmirched the good name of The House Party franchise.
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    Every new poster is "Probably Leena".

    On second thought, bring back Jearan but only allow him to post in the TNA folder. His posts really livened up that folder- which to me has always been a slightly less retarded and slightly less interesting version of the WWE folder.
  20. King Kamala

    Semi-Pro

    I haven't outright hated or even disliked any of Ferrell's comedies (Though I haven't even seen Kicking And Screaming) but it seems to me that each comedy he's made since Anchorman was slightly worse than the previous.
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    Wrestling References

    God, I thought I was the only one who thought that. I didn't realize until like six months ago that those WOW stickers weren't related to World of Wrestling magazine.
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    Semi-Pro

    I love Ferrell but his schtick is wearing thin even on me.
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    The official thread for year-end lists.

    Top 4 shows this year (Didn't go to as many shows this year so I'll narrow it down to four) 4. Bob Dylan/Elvis Costello-October 4th at the Cumberland County Civic Center in Portland, ME (Dylan was off for the first third or so of his set but he eventually warmed up and the songs off his (somewhat) new album all sounded great. Costello did a really good set but was onstage for only 45 minutes. Why they didn't give him 10-15 more minutes is beyond me.) 3. Fountains of Wayne- August 9th at Copley Square Park in Boston, MA (Great free show. Played just about every song I wanted to hear. There's not much better than an outdoor show on a beautiful summer day) 2. These Go To 11: Christopher Guest Meets Berklee- November 30th at The Berklee Performance Center in Boston, MA (Rare chance to see songs from This Is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, and Waiting For Guffman all performed during one show. Just an awesome show) 1. Guster- April 21st at The Opera House in Boston, MA (Super awesome 2 and 1/2 hour homecoming show. Bob Saget came on stage for about thirty seconds during the encore and just waved to the crowd)
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    Every new poster is "Probably Leena".

    She's the only one who has keeps coming back. I'm sure a lot of PBPs have made attempts to come back but not the extent that she has.
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