King Kamala

Already posted in the CE folder but worth posting again. Since Maine's primary is so late and doesn't really matter, I might vote for Gravel for shits and giggles since by then the candidates will have been decided.

What the fuck happened to Van Sant after Good Will Hunting? Whatever the opposite of the Midas touch is he has it.

How the fuck that'd happen? Uh...carry on

^TSM's #2 baseball expert

I know most of you here probably missed so I advise all of you guys to check out the now closed "Chris Masters Has Died" thread in the General Wrestling folder. JN News at his finest- being played like a damn fool by his MSN contact.

Bam Bam was such a lame babyface. Maybe it was because his look just screamed monster heel but I just never bought him as a good guy even though his first run in '87-'88 was semi-successful.

Sad thing is as bad as Rob Bartlett is, he's only the 3rd or 4th worst announcer I've ever heard. Ever hear Todd Pettingill do color commentary? Yeck.

Kid looks like Andy Samberg to me.

I'm not sure if Andre had been defeated or not on WWF TV before. Of course, he got defeated every now and again in other territories. I know for a fact Jerry Lawler beat him at one point in Memphis in the late 70s/early 80s. And according to his wikipedia article, he lost cleanly to El Canek in Mexico in 1984 and in Japan to Antonio Inoki in 1986. I'm sure there have been others. I'm pretty sure though he hadn't gotten beaten by pinfall or submission in the WWF though. I got a question of me own from a period where I wasn't watching. When, how, and why did Bam Bam Bigelow turn face in '95? I'm assuming it had something to do with his loss at WrestleMania XI but I'm not quite sure. I missed a few weeks of RAW around that time and all of a sudden Bam Bam Bigelow went from being a semi-badass midcard heel to Diesel's buddy.

Well there are millions of rich people, I'm sure there's at least one that isn't a jerk.

If this is true, the death of Chris Masters will be the most tragic loss to our sport since the death of Brian Adams Now he's crushing pineapples with his bare hands in heaven

Gut him like a fish JN News!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I52tMnZ2_ek Giant Gonzalez and Harvey Whippleman on Regis and Kathy Lee right before WrestleMania IX.

I remember when Mark Madden joked that Lou Thesz was rolling in his grave on Nitro a year or two before Thesz died. Needless to say The Wrestling Classics message board was in an uproar after that and Madden himself ended up posting there for a bit to defend himself. And that was another great moment in false wrestler's death reports history.

The Warlord's not dead What!? THAT BASTARD! (And that was a joke btw. I was just seeing how quick it would take for the board to catch that.) As if I would have an MSN contact. I'd need a better game face for that.

Step up your game face JN News and get a better MSN contact man. My MSN contact successfully reported the death of Hercules Hernandez and The Warlord to me.

Has anybody on this forum ever died? I mean personally, if I perished in some horrible paragliding accident, I don't think any of my kin would be here reporting to my death to my message board brethren. Some of those posters of the past we haven't seen in a while. They could be DEAD for all we know!

Call me crazy but I'd like to see Jearan venture into the non-wrestling folders. I want to know the man's opinions on the world of film, music, culinary arts, politics, pornography, etc.

CAKE is the quintessential 90s band that's minor popularity has inexplicably lasted into this decade.

[email protected] Meltzer's e-mail I think

Come on JN News, put on your game face.

What's the consensus here on egg salad? I've got mixed feelings about it. Most of the time I have it it's pretty good but I have had a bad egg salad sandwich here and there. That and they make me gassy.

I'm with the people who think ketchup on eggs is absolutely disgusting. Whenever we stayed over my grandma's house when the parents were out of town- she made us scrambled eggs with ketchup. Even as a ketchup lovin' snot nosed brat, I didn't like ketchup on eggs.

I usually take them scrambled but when I'm feeling a little nutty I like 'em over easy. Boiled eggs are also good on occassion. I haven't had one in too long.

Since when did Bob listen to rap?