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I'd say the same thing about Scary Movie 2 but I haven't seen that movie since I was 14 so even the opening might not be as funny. Abe Vigoda saying "I think I broke my ass" in Good Burger only good line in that entire movie but what a line. If you take away Bernie Mac's scenes in House Party 3, you have a movie that nearly reaches House Party 4 levels of suck but with them, it's almost a good movie.

wow ur a jerk! I think I more actively hate bad songs by bands I generally like than flatout terrible songs which usually have a cheese factor I can enjoy. Hence why "Centerfield" and "I Just Called To Say I Love You" are on the top of my list.

I'm sure I could think of several of his songs that could go on this list but Dancing On The Ceiling by Lionel Richie is a top contender. Hey how do you tag videos on this board?

I think other Starship songs from that era are just as bad. "Sara" is one that comes to mind and is possibly even worse. That's song is wimp city. At least, "We Built This City" is hilariously hypocritical. And nobody better mention "MacArthur Park"

get out of the fuckin' cab. I agree with whoever said "Butterfly Kisses" and I don't hate it as much as my earlier mentioned songs but I've always disliked and been somewhat disturbed by Next's "Too Close". I'm sure there could be a good song made about a guy popping a boner whilst dancing with a chick but Next wasn't the group to do it...

I think Anthony Anderson and The Australian chick were the worst part of the movie but that scene at the house with the robots killed the movies momentum and it never really recovered IMHO.

"Centerfield" by John Fogerty is the one that immedietely comes to mind. And I love CCR and even some of Fogerty's solo work and I love baseball as well but good lord does this song suck. "I Just Called To Say I Love You" by Stevie Wonder. Again, love a lot of Stevie Wonder stuff. Can't get through a minute of this song without switching the station or vomitting uncontrollably. I'm having a hard time thinking of songs I truly hate. Cause I even enjoy listening to some downright terrible ones on occassion for shits and giggles. EDIT: And I love "Nothin Compares 2 U" but The live Prince version on his greatest hits compilation (Can't recall the name at the moment), I like even more. Have never heard the original version by The Family but I imagine it's similar to Prince's given that the man produced it.

I'm still gonna have to disagree. I think any amount of time spent here besides no time is kind of lame . I'm sure ROH fans are the wrestling equivalent of Trekkies. I'm sure a good portion of them are well spoken, well respected members of society with social lives who just have nerdy interests but the ones that are the most vocal about their love of it draw the most attention and ire. I think it's unfair to deem the entire or even the majority of the fanbase (even a fanbase as small as ROH has) of something as a bunch of geeks who live with their mothers and wear punch bucket shoes. Never been to an ROH show or even watched very much of ROH but going to WWE shows has always been downright depressing to me but I'll be damned if it doesn't make for some fun people watching.

I really don't think anybody on this wrestling message board is entitled to call out anybody for being nerdy.

If we're counting no-names, my older brother's ex girlfriend went out with the local indie fed's weasley heel, Frankie Armadillo before she went out with my brother. Somewhat creepy thing is they went out when he was 22 and she was 16.

I felt terrible for him. I went an hour or so into the signing and there were only about five people in line and he looked miserable, I don't think he even looked up from the paper the whole time. To be fair, it was in the middle of one of his nine month neck injury breaks. He's from the area so that's why I think they had the signing. Think it was in '02/'03.

Tony Atlas at a used car dealership. I met Scotty 2 Hotty at an autograph signing at a grocery store, which seems to be a pretty damn weird place to have an autograph signing.

Finger 11- now were they the ones that does Kane's theme? And I believe they had a big hit ballad about three years back. Think they're Canadian and thus huge in the Great White North. I think any Canadian band will be extremely popular in their native land no matter how crappy.

Duran Duran- "Rio"

His columns have gotten kind of lame in the past two or three months but for some reason, I'm really looking forward to his interview with Charles Barkley on his podcast this week.

Got this DVD that features the ill-fated IGeneration PPV from '00/'01ish for a dollar at Wal-Mart. For those who can't remember (who could forget), it was a pay per view from Australia that was main evented by a street fight between Curt Hennig Vs Dennis Rodman in a street fight. In other "action", Tatanka fought The One Man Gang for the International title, Brutus Beefcake fought The Barbarian and The Legion of Doom went against Public Enemy in a tables match. I'm expecting some Heroes of Wrestling level crap here- is my assumption correct?

Time for embarrassing confession time; I got kicked out of an E-Fed when I was about 13 for "shooting" about the guy who wrote the wrestler my wrestler was feuding with, saying his interviews didn't make sense and he was a terrible writer. This was around the time Vince Russo was doing a bunch of worked shoot angles in WCW so I guess I was "inspired" by that.

Guilty pleasures at the moment; Time (Clock of The Heart)- Culture Club Burnin' For You-Blue Oyster Cult We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off-Jermaine Stewart Don't Answer Me- Alan Parsons Project Pretty much anything by the original lineup of New Edition.

Fun fact about the song I learned from an interview with the singer of Asia; guy actually claims "And now you find yourself in '82" isn't a reference to the year the song was released. Yeah, nice try to make your song look like it's not outdated. And I like about three of the songs (Including "Heat of The Moment" which is actually borderline Top 10 for me) on that Top 10 and can tolerate about three or four more. Again, I stress I'm kind of lame music-taste wise.

Low ratings I assume. That's the reason 99% of shows get cancelled

Alright here's the best estimate for my current favorites. It's a somewhat lame bunch. 10. "Don't Answer Me"- Alan Parsons Project 9. "Kate"- Ben Folds Five 8. "All The Way Up To Heaven"-Guster 7. "It Gets Me Going"-Spymob 6. "P.Y.T."-Michael Jackson (You could really insert any of the big singles off Thriller here. P.Y.T. is on here mostly because it isn't as overplayed as the others) 5. "I Love You"- The Zombies 4. "Changing of The Guards"- Bob Dylan 3. "Isis"- Bob Dylan 2. "Walk On By"-Issac Hayes 1. "Another Day"- Paul McCartney

He also banged Margaret Cho- so I guess he has a thing for bad female comedians. Oh here's what many to be consider the worst SNL sketch ever; "Leather Weather" from what is considered the worst episode of all time (Malcolm McDowell/Captain Beefheart from the infamous Season Six)) And another candidate from the same episode, "Jack The Stripper". If you ever wanted to see Malcolm McDowell and Gilbert Gottfried in drag in a sketch about Prince Charles being a flasher, here's your chance.

Saw Death At A Funeral today. Well worth seeing if it's still in theaters in your area and you're a fan of British comedy as I am. The last 40 minutes or so of the movie are pretty fantastic.

The rap at the end of "Alphabet Street" by Prince. Just terrible. Almost ruins the whole song. If it weren't for the last minute of "Black Diamond", the song would easily be one of my two or three favorite KISS songs. I don't know how others feel about it but I really don't care for the spoken word part of "Nights in White Satin".

I was a really good guard at Capture The Flag. Nobody could get passed me. Another one I should mention; My 7th grade class won the kickball tournament at 7th grade field day. We crushed everyone that year. As for Red Rover, was there any other asshole like me who would always try to break through the chain formed by the smallest kid in class?