King Kamala

Pre 1983 Andre The Giant wants to sit on your face.

What? When was this?

Hmm, I have a cousin that is obsessed with Gary Cherone (and other 80s hair metal AND 80s slasher movies) and fled to Arizona a couple years back. Good thing I don't have any Mexican in me to my knowledge or I might be related to the guy. But the fact that I'm related to a eerily similar person is pretty sad in itself.

Nah, it wasn't the WWE holding the nWo down that made the WWE incarnation a failure. It was the fact that nWo was a tired act by 2002 just like it was when WCW tried to create nWo 2000 two years earlier. WWE gave it plenty of a chance to succeed but it was just tired.

He probably doesn't die. Well besides that, he wins the IC title during the match. Probably holds it for a few weeks seeing how it was the Russo era and spends the rest of his contract as a comic midcarder battling for the IC and European titles occasionally. He'd probably retire a year or two after Over The Edge and would probably be working the autograph circuit like Bret right now.

I think it would have been OK. Hogan's partner turns on Hogan was always a compelling storyline and even though, Beefcake wasn't anywhere near the league of Andre, Savage or even Orndorff, I'm sure it would have done well enough as the main event of a secondary PPV but it's definitely not a WrestleMania main event. Warrior was really the only viable option to face Hogan at WrestleMania VI. The Perfect feud didn't draw shit, Hogan-Savage was played out and even the markiest of marks could see that Hogan-Zeus one on one would be a pitiful match. What if The Ultimate Warrior accepts WCW's offer in early '95 and joins Hogan and Savage in fighting The Dungeon of Doom? Is it just the same story as his WCW run just three years earlier?

Beefcake is lying. Warrior was the hottest act they had in the summer of 1988 and McMahon decided to cash in by giving him the win over Honky. The Beefcake feud had sort of lost its heat by the time the event came and they decided it was no longer a good idea to have him go over. I just don't see any scenario where he ends up with the title. Yeah that Beefcake as a valid source remark was sarcastic by the way. How about if he didn't have the parasailing accident in '90? Would he have just lost it to Mr. Perfect in the rematch 3-4 months later like Von Erich. In response to The Brainbusters question, I really don't think much if anything would have changed. For some reason, I think The Fabulous Rougeaus may have gotten a better run and The Powers of Pain would have probably turned heel quicker than they did but really nothing that alters the course of WWF or WCW history.

What if Brutus Beefcake doesn't get replaced at SummerSlam '88 by Warrior and wins the WWF Intercontinental title. What happens to Warrior? Does his push just get delayed? According to Beefcake ( a valid source I'm sure), Warrior threatened to quit if he didn't get the WWF Intercontinental title. What happens to Beefcake with the title? I'm sure he doesn't get nearly the push Warrior does but I'm sure he doesn't become the punchline that he is today.

I've only heard of five and have seen none. Though I might DVR Idiocracy if it comes on one of the premium movie channels. I'm a big fan of Mike Judge and Luke Wilson but the mixed reviews turned me off from even spending $3 to rent the DVD.

The only thing the fans wouldn't have shat on for a HBK opponent at WM XIV was probably The Undertaker. Just get rid of The Undertaker-HBK match at Royal Rumble '98 so fans wouldn't have gotten sick of it. The Undertaker finally getting his comeuppance on HBK might have had a shot at working. Rock and Triple H weren't ready. I don't think Ken Shamrock had enough charisma for anybody to buy him as a main eventer and Foley wasn't really taken serious as a surefire main eventer until late '98. Maybe the WWF would freak after their future superstar's career is ended and sign The Warrior or Sid. I think Montreal was going to happen whether or not AUstin had a career ending injury or not.

Yep traded for 1st and 2nd round picks in the 2002 Draft.

I know I'm probably going to be the only guy in the camp but I thought the IC title was still semi-prestigious up until the Invasion. I thought the Val Venis-Rikishi feud wasn't bad and I think having guys who had been main eventers like Kane and Triple H holding the title gave it a rub. But once the Invasion happened, it just kept changing hands and was never really the same.

Is sucking a serious enough offense for calling for a boycott? I mean I thought boycotts were for some malicious act.

Woke up late again Lunch: Chicken burger, some pretzel rods and some Coke Dinner: a shitload of Honey BBQ Wings, French Fries and a glass of Cranberry Juice. Snack: Bowl of Chocolate Ice Cream and Water.

Or Ewing with the Sonics. Or Ewing with The Magic. Or Shawn Kemp with The Cavs. I could go on all day probably.

Randy Savage hurts inside....from The ICW circa 1980.

Smart idea he turned it down. Not just because it bombed but probably a bunch of people would have thought he was ripping off himself ( Talladega Nights) I'm kind of intrigued to see Shortcut to Happiness, I'll definitely give it a rental if it comes to DVD.

I'm ashamed to admit but they fooled me. Granted, I was about 6 years old at the time. I just thought "Oh that's weird, that guy has the same name as the third member of Demolition but he has a different hair color so he must be a different guy"

Was that the one based on The Devil and Daniel Webster?

I could have sworn The Tripper was a wide release for some reason. It opened on the same weekend as Hot Fuzz here in Portland, which probably stole almost all of its potential audience here.

I used to love Kona Crush as a mark. I still think he should have been the one to slam Yokozuna on the U.S.S. Inteprid. And his match with Randy Savage at WrestleMania X was a really fun brawl. RIP Crush.

I haven't seen any of the movies on the under $1000 PSA but I've heard of about 2/5ths of them. But that's only because I'm a big film geek. I've heard some good things Pierrepoint: The Last Hangman (I guess nobody wants to see a movie starring Timothy Spall) and some really good things about Steel City. Most of the movies though to be fair were arthouse releases and therefore got little if any hype. Do you know many of these were wide releases, Bob?

Probably Batista in HITC at Judgment Day as you said. Then, probably a craptastic feud with Mark Henry taking up Vengeance, One Night Stand and maybe Great American Bash.

From what I've heard, he's going to have a few more operations and if those are successful, he'll come back. He's said he wants to come back. Michael Phillips (film critic for The Chicago Tribune) has been on a lot since Ebert went out. I think he'd be a likely choice if Ebert didn't come back. It'd continue the tradition of two Chicago film critics hosting the show.

Yeah, put me in the indifferent camp with Winehouse as well. Not bad (certainly better than Joss frikking Stone) but no great shakes. But like gtd said, if it means a comeback of Motown style music, I'm all for it. Went to Hippiefest last night. The Zombies and The Turtles still have it. Mountain does not (I mean seriously they messed up "Mississippi Queen", that's their one hit!). Everybody else ranged from meh (Felix Cavilare of The Rascals and Country Joe) to pretty good (Joey Molland, former co-lead singer and rhythm guitarist of Badfinger and Mitch Ryder).