King Kamala

Alright, tonight The Royals go for their 20th loss in a row. The Royal are putting Mike Wood, who seems to be a decent enough pitcher considering he pitches for the Royals and The As have Barry Zito starting. The six Royals who have faced Zito, are 7 for 49 against him. I'm going to say The Royals lose their 20th straight tonight.

This movie has got a solid buzz, I saw a matinee yesterday and I always see matinees at that theater. Usually the crowd ranges from six people to maybe twenty people. But there were a good 50-60 people in the theater yesterday to see 40 Year Old Virgin.

I know they aren't too popular on this board, but I'm excited that I'm seeing U2 at the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston on October 3rd. I got floor seats too. Although its not technically a concert, I'm seeing Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood from Whose Line Is It Anyways? ten days after U2. I'm superexcited for that one too.

That's what gets most people hating on Fountains of Wayne. They hear that song and think they're the Baha Men with guitars.

It was pretty good, the ending is so out of place and random. Paul Rudd once again bring the awesomeness. Two thumbs up!

I'm seeing it in an hour, I'll probably post my thoughts afterwards.

Eh, I liked Morgan Spurlock's follow up to Super Size Me, the TV show, 30 Days much better and it was much more informative too. 30 Days does get a bit too preachy at times. Back on topic; I saw some woman that lost 90 pounds on the McDonald's diet on the Today show. She spent a lot of the time talking about how stupid Morgan Spurlock was. Almost all of the Super Size Me rebuttals to me have seemed like Southerners being like "God damn liberals can't stop me from eating my McDonalds!"

That show pisses me the fuck off. Why is Mario Lopez getting another job that isn't a game show that's on six A.M. on Sunday mornings or a Saved By The Bell reunion or a Pacific Blue reunion? That man needs to only work in those three capacities.

That show was terrible, it was so bland and generic. The only thing it had going for it was the strange popularity of Joey Lawrence. I remember the SNL skit where Mike Myers played Joey Lawrence and they did an episode of Blossom and afterwards the announcer was like "Stay tuned for the new Joey Lawrence music video!" It was just Joey Lawrence kind of dancing around with background dancers repeatedly saying "Whoa!' over some cheesy keyboard.

I'm seeing the 40 Year Old Virgin today, I've been waiting for this for seriously a month (That's when I found out about Judd Apatow's involvement in the film).

I'm really not a fan of the Sex Pistols. I mean I can tolerate it but it's not like the be all and end all of punk music. Give me The Ramones over them anyday of the week (twice on Sundays.) I also don't like A Perfect Circle outside of one or two songs.

Yeah, I don't have the album but why is motherfucking KISS on that album? And this coming from a guy who one of his biggest guilty pleasures is KISS. The Ramones and punk rock were really going against what bands like KISS stood for.

The guy from Moscow on The Hudson is on the O'Reiley Factor tonight, criticizing Bush's policies on immigration. O'Reiley will surely blow a gasket and throw him off the set.

Mrs. Doubtfire will come out with a press conference saying that Bush has never gave a damn about women (or men?) voters.

Tommorow night, the Royals up against the As. Starting pitcher for the Royals, Jose Lima. Starting pitcher for the As, Rich Harden. Even with the As struggling, I still don't like the Royals chances. I predict they'll lose at least one more. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if they lost a game today, despite the fact they're not playing.

Yeah you're right Snuffy- Ozzfest already does kind have a fair share of nu-metal bands. But besides Metallica, there are no real hard rock or metal bands who can headline a festival at 30,000 seat summer sheds. If we want to go on the themes of old guys, how about AC/DC? I mean they're not neccessarily metal but most metal heads like AC/DC.

The Genie thinks the positives for eliminating social security are all smoke and mirrors created by the conservative media.

There are two wrestling shows on GoTuItOnDemand on Time Warner Digital cable, both run 40 minutes and are a combination of old WCCW, IWCCW, and some indy from 2000 called Ultimate Pro Wrestling (A different fed than the one that introduced John Cena). Some of the guys on them are the Samoan Swat Team, Steve Austin, Brutus Beefcake, Cactus Jack, Scott Putskil. Really not much to be seen but it's a fix for a wrestling junkie.

Fox News will crap their pants in anger when Jack calls Bush "a doo doo head."

I had a dream where Ozzy died and Metallica replaced him as headliner of Ozzfest. I think Metallica would probably be a good fit, just as long as they don't bring a bunch of shite nu-metal bands with them.

For comedy's sake, Let's Go Mariners! Bring that streak up to 19.

When do you think the DJ that Robin Williams character in Good Morning Vietnam was based on is going to come out against the war? I'm betting sometime in the next six weeks.

I highly highly highly doubt that WCW could have a comeback in 2000. However, I think they could have gotten a consistant audience who wants an alternative to the WWF instead of having their ratings crashing to NHLesque ratings.

Hey Al....what is the longest losing streak in baseball history? 25?

Just thought I'd shill my fantasy booking work at another forum, check out the WCW 2000 threads on Graham's forum done by yours truly. http://www.historyofwwe.ipbfree.com/index.php?showforum=20 Feedback for any of them would be greatly, greatly appreciated.