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Vince McMahon as a cartoon dog. This one takes some explaining Mr. McMahon dies after I don't know, getting chokeslammed through a burning table by the Undertaker. One week later, a distraught Stephanie seeks out some kind of voodoo master to revive Vince. Surely enough, Stephanie finds the long departed, mysterious....Papa Shango. Stephanie pays Shango $1,000,000 to revive her father. But wait, Shane McMahon returns and says Papa Shango is full of shit, angring Papa Shango. So when, Papa Shango revives Vince, Vince will appear on the Titan Tron as a cartoon dog. Vince will look exactly like he did, except for the fact he's a dog. On the Titan Tron, Vince will bark(Ho! ho!) orders at wrestlers. This will lead to a threeway coffin match between Shane McMahon, The Undertaker, and Papa Shango.
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Summer of 2000, although the seeds were planted when I first got the internet three years before that. I think it was the whole Vince Russo/Hulk Hogan incident at Bash at the Beach 2000 that kind of started it off, I was like what the fuck just happened. I was still sort of a Hogan mark at the time and I read the Scott Keith report of Bash at the Beach 2000, that sort of kicked it off, that and reading WrestleCrap.
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AFC: I'll say the Texans, this seems to be do or die time for them, they'll be around 9-7. NFC: Cardinals, why? Because no one else will say them as darkhorses and I'll look like a fuckin genius if they do well. But seriously, I think with the coaching of Denny Green they could go 6-10 or 7-9 which is great for the Cardinals.
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Not in college yet, but my older brother's school (University of Southern Maine) produced one major leaguer, a guy named Mike Welch who pitched a couple of innings for the Phillies in 1998.
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Nope, I believe Foreman cancelled out, it could be Holmes though. My dad maintains that Larry Holmes in his prime could have beat George Foreman at any point in his career. In fact my dad was ready to shell out the $40 to watch that atrocity.
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Or Larry Holmes could fight Bowe. Ooh all these dream matches between washed up boxers is causing me to salivate.
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Kevin Nash Vs Hollywood Hogan (1-4-99 Nitro) Just watched this on a Best of Kevin Nash tape I got for $3 or $4. What a god damn disgrace and the event that ultimately marked the end of WCW. 40,000+ fans at the Georgia Dome and they screwed it up in the worst possible way.
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On Cold Pizza it said Bowe's fighting a British fighter (Ironic considering all the Tyson comparsions in the thread) named Wayne Llewelyn, who was last seen getting knocked out by Jameel McCline in the first round. Let's go to the tale of the tape Wayne Llwelyn Age: 34 Stance: Southpaw Height: 6'3'' Hometown:Beckenham, England Record: 27-5 (20 KOs) Last fight: April 15th, 2004 ( Loss via a 1st round KO to Jameel McCline) Riddick Bowe Age: 37 Stance: Orthodox Hometown: Brooklyn, NY Record: 40-1 (KO 32) Last Fight: December 14th, 1996 (Win via DQ over "The Nutcracker" Andrew Golota) The two seem pretty evenly matched (IE they both suck). I bet Bowe wins via stoppage in the 7th or 8th round. Llwelyn seems bad enough for Bowe to beat.
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Super Calo as a hip hop dance instructor (He could come down to the ring with a bunch of other jobbers teaching them how to get their groove on) La Parka as a ghost Dusty Rhodes as the man La Parka is haunting Lee Marshall as Tony Orlando's bastard brother Hulk Hogan as a walarus
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Bobby Walker got thrown into the pool by Kevin Sullivan, I believe. Damn it's so easy to get the two confused.
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I think there might be a pic of him in DDTdigest.com's downfall of WCW in pictures page. Man WCW Saturday Night and WCW Worldwide were some of my favorite shows as a mark. I almost always enjoyed the midcarders more than the main eventers in WCW even as a mark. This thread brings back some good memories. Dammit someone post a Gambler thread!
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I always get Hardbody Harrison confused with Hardwork Bobby Walker. I think Hardbody Harrison had his hair bleached and had his beard bleached, therefore making him look like James Earl Jones in the Cay (That's a 10 for obscure references). I remember Hardwork Bobby Walker rising to the level of JTTS. In fact I remember seeing Bobby Walker squash a young Jamie Noble on WCW Saturday Night.
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Women's Trampoline is an event!? Women's trampoline is an event!? Somebody at the IOC must have been really drunk and really horny one night...
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I remember Bowe in prison said Lennox Lewis was ducking HIM about a year or so back.
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Joe Schmoe: The Complete First Season (I've heard the US one bleeps the swearing. But I got it in Canada and everything seems intact, except they blur Kip's wang) Prince: Rave Un2 The Year 2000 (Anything where Morris Day shows up swinging on a vine and then bursts into a rendition of Jungle Love is gold to me.) The Big Lebowski Donnie Darko Goodfellas: Special Edition
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Tastes like carbonated grape Kool Aid, not bad but certainly nothing I'd drink regularly. Besides I'm not much of a grape soda fan.
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That was Meldrick Taylor who had to go to one of the three or four states without an athletic commission to box, because there is absolutely no way any state with an athletic commission would let him box. Riddick Bowe is the guy who became a mall security guard and eventually kidnapped his kids. My thoughts, is that the heavyweight division is so abysmal, that if Riddick Bowe rattles off three or four straight wins, he could become a top ten contender.
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HHH as an effeminate Wal Mart clerk Hulk Hogan as a middle school gym teacher (He could throw dodgeballs at his opponent) The Undertaker as a bitter drunk Booker T as a saxophone player Brian Knobbs as a giant marshmellow
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You know the one music video channel that absolutely kicks ass, VH1 Classics. Not just the obvious stuff on there, some obscure shit. The VJs aren't overly annoying and it's all music videos all the time (Except when they air Classic Concerts). And besides they had Hulk Hogan guest VJ once.
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I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Jake Roberts. On Heroes of Wrestling (Which was almost five years ago), he looked god awful. He was never juiced up, but god damn it he looked like he ate Sam Houston.
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The Barbarian as a disgruntled 7-11 employee Chris Jericho as a strip club DJ Lex Luger as a background dancer Hacksaw Jim Duggan as a competitive eater Brian Adams coming out dressed as an orange, that way they could call him Orange Crush. The Iron Shiek as a fruit vendor Kamala as a belly dancer The Killer Bees as pet store owners Sid as a skateboarder
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Tidal wave?
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Your facial reaction looks like you just crapped your pants in front of a bunch of people and you're extremely embarrassed.
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I don't know where you're hearing how good Fuse is, but Fuse isn't really all it's cracked up to be. Sure it's 24/7 music (Well music related at least), but the music videos are just as bad as the dreck MTV shows from time to time. I prefer old school MTV2 from three or four years back.
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I like Best Week Ever, it ranges from mediocre to almost the level of I Love the 80's. None of the panelists actively annoy me and most of them are fairly decent. Now A2Z on the other hand makes me yearn for the days of VH1 ILL-ustrated. No one is funny on that show and a good 2/3rds of the panelists are so unfunny that I want throw my TV out the window.