King Kamala

If everybody's talking about how they'd vote for the Orioles and whatnot than why aren't they voting for other? I should have put the Brewers and Pirates on the list seeing how they haven't had winning seasons in almost a dozen years.

Yep believe it or not I went to sold out showings of Gone Fishin and Mouse Trap.

It's been the Big 3 since the glory days of Wayne Gretzky ended. I think the only time I ever thought hockey was on the level of the other three sports was (no joking) when Wayne Gretzky was on that cartoon where he, Bo Jackson and Michael Jordan busted criminals

I wasn't trying to insult hockey...I was just trying to say I don't know a damn thing about it fuckass.

I'm a huge Sandler mark believe it or not *dodges flying tomatoes* and for no real reason here's my top and bottom three favorite Sandler movies. 3. Wedding Singer 2. Punch Drunk Love 1. Billy Madison Now to the bottom... 3. Lil Nicky (Although it has it's moments) 2. The Waterboy 1. Going Overboard.

Come on the Logical Song kicks ass! I mostly remember them from a line on the Critic that I couldn't do justice about a Supertramp 8-track being stuck on the episode where Jay drives a big rig.

NFL: Detroit Lions, don't laugh they've already gotten a solid base with Harrington and Charles Rogers and with a few more decent players they could overthrow the Packers as top team in the NFC Central in 2 or 3 years. NBA: Orlando Magic, with a decent enough center these guys could be NBA champs. 'Nuff said. MLB: Tampa Bay Devil Rays...I'm serious. These guys play hard every game and always give the opponents a run for their money thanks to the excellent managing of Lou Pinella and two of the most underrated players in the game Aubrey Huff and Rocco Baldelli. They might be tied for 2nd worst team in the league but they show a hell of a lot more signs of life than The Tigers or Padres. Also the team wants to raise it's payroll by $20 million in the off season. It may sound crazy but this team could be above .500 in as little as two years with right planning.

Also add to the fact that they're going to try to lure Greg Maddux to join their roster (Which won't happen)

^Is from Ohio. < Never been to the midwest

The same thing happened when I saw the string quartet play songs from Sesame Street. I was like most 8 year olds in the fact that I hated Sesame Street (I love it now in fact I watched Follow That Bird this morning) but boy did I mark the fuck out when they played Rubber Ducky for an encore.

I'm an 11 so I'm fairly liberal. Phew.

He's Macho Man's #1 right hand man currently. When Brian Adams was going to become a pro boxer, Macho Man hyped his match on the Best Damn Sports Show Period. I should be laughing hysterically but for some odd reason beyond me I feel bad for the Macho Man.

5. New Jack Besides one or two fun brawls the man has done absolutely nothing worthwhile. 4. X-Pac/Sean Waltmen Sean Waltman was great as 1-2-3 Kid and even showed signs of his old self as Syxx in WCW. However X-Pac truly did suck, his match with Shane McMahon at WM XV is vastly overrated (I give **1/4) and the only good matches he's had in the past 5 years he was carried. 3. Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner from about 89-94 was one of the greatest tag team wrestlers in the world. But one he roided up the shit hit the fan. I can only really name one really good Big Poppa Pump match off the top of my head (Against Goldberg at Fall Brawl 2000). 2. Mabel/Viscera Sure Mabel was just a bad wrestler that got oogled over by the higher powers but I can't think of one worthwhile Mabel/Viscera match or segment. Speaking of Viscera what happened to him? He was in TNA for like a month for no reason and disappeared. 1. HHH Not because of the man's matches despite them being pretty much the same and overbooked for almost the past two years. I hate HHH cause what he's doing is hurting the WWE badly and he is a big part of the WWE's rating decline.

David Arquette at the very least served a purpose, to get mainstream attention. What was the Katie Vick angle's purpose?

Atlantic 1. New Jersey 2. Philadelphia 3. Orlando 4. Boston 5. Miami 6.Washington 7. New York Central 1. Detroit 2. Indiana 3. New Orleans 4. Chicago 5. Cleveland 6. Atlanta 7. Toronto 8. Milwaukee Midwest 1. Dallas 2. San Antonio 3. Minnesota 4. Houston 5. Memphis 6. Denver 7. Utah Pacific 1. Lakers 2.Sacrmento 3. Phoenix 4. Portland 5. Seattle 6. Clips 7. Golden State

Considering his last work was in a Battlestar Gallactica video game I wouldn't even say Dirk Benedict has a career.

I saw that movie in theatres. Imagine a movie theatre with 200 people in it watching a comedy and nobody laughing, not even chuckling or smirks. The same thing happened at Mousetrap which I don't think Nathan Lane should be ashamed of since his film career isn't that good to begin with.

Speaking of Band on the Run, what the fuck ever happened to Flickerstick? I think they opened up for a band like Third Eye Blind and just disappeared off the face of the earth.

Oh no the remastered one is the same as the original just better audio quality.

I'd have to say mine is Suburban Commando, I got it in a bin of DVDs marked $8.88 last year at Wal-Mart. I couldn't deny a great deal for a hillariously bad Hogan movie. Hell the DVD even has a special feature, a really messed up trivia game that has nothing to do with the movie. Another cheesy DVD I got is the 1986 obscure "cult classic" Trick or Treat. The movie has modern pictures of Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons on the cover, despite the movie being almost twenty years old and Ozzy only making a really small cameo and Gene only being in like 5 minutes of it. The movie stars Marc Price of Family Ties nonfame as a kid that's becoming possessed by his favorite rock star who happens to be dead. The movie is great if you're a fan of cheesy 80's hair metal but if you're not it's just a really silly B horror movie.

The worst indy show I've seen was a show about 30 minutes away from my house. First off the ring wasn't even fully set up at the start time and the show started about an hour late. Second it was a 4 hour TV taping filled with matches ten minutes or under and everybody was half assing it. Third was the kiss of death for this indy promotion, about 100 people attended and they had hired some big names for the card (Jim Duggan, Chris Hammrick, Julio Dinero and a few others I'm forgetting). And after the horrible 4 hour card, all we got for a main event was a three minute Jim Duggan squash. Anybody also got indy show horror stories?

I dunno Saturn-Raven was pretty decent hardcore match especially for WCW, who probably had no more than half a dozen good hardcore matches between 98-01.

^Was slightly embarrassed in the one and only cock shot thread. < Points and laughs at the New Me.

that was the cheapest DVD I ever saw at FYE, you could get it for the alarmingly low price of $2.88. I'm not shitting you at all. I didn't buy it but maybe I should have $2.88 for a DVD is a crotch grabingly good deal.

^is no one's bitch. < Has never been anyone's bitch for more than a short period of time.