King Kamala

McLobster is hit or miss, usually miss. It's usually mostly mayonaise and lettuce with tiny bits of lobster in it on a small ass roll. And yes I'm a Mainer, which you should know by the little remembered Maine Street Posse last year.

^ Makes a living off of potential. Potential for what? This board may never know. < Could be a potentially good Broadway star if he could sing or dance.

Is it safe to say The Mullets is the worst new sitcom since Thanks?

Yep they sure did. The video for the single "World Without Heroes" had Gene Simmons dressed in medieval garb singing into the camera and at the end of the video a single tear strolls down Gene's face, it's fucking hillarious. Even in the linear notes of the remastered version of the Elder they trash talk the album.

Ace Freheley sounds so hammered on the one song he does on the Elder. Never in a KISS song did I think I would hear this lyric. Look out, Cause there's something wrong And you don't know what it is Watch out, Or it's Sodom and Gommorah The malevolent order Right now, Before it's much too late Before it's much too late

^'s avatar is Michael Jackson from Moonwalker, the Genesis game. <Marks for that game. Can you make people dance in GTA Vice city? < thinks not.

Hell no, not Tony Danza. I fuckin hate Who's The Boss! I'd rather have Horshack than Tony Danza. Henry Winkler however sounds decent enough-the Fonz deserves a comeback to television.

FOX was stupid for cancelling Titus, Titus had a lot better ratings than Grounded For Life( Which they kept for another season) at the time it was cancelled.

I also think that Mosely will beat De La Hoya by a split decision.

Does anyone mark out for the Nickelodeon episodes of Doug as much as me. Maybe it's a being a child of the 90's, but I always mark out when I'm up at 6 in the morning and Doug reruns are on. Too many "great" episodes to mention. My favorite has to be the episode where Doug formed a band where he was the lead singer/banjo player, that song that was supposed to be their big hit was so damn catchy.

^Thinks smarks deserve to cry to dammit! < Agrees with ^. < Laughed when Kamala went bowling with Reverand Slick. Not a "This is stupid" laugh but a "this is so hillarious" laugh.

According to TV Guide(Which isn't much of a source) it's surreally bad.

^Thinks Chyna was a better IC champ than Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart-combined. < Cried when Sid won the WWF World title from Shawn Michaels. Don't worry < was a mark.

KISS- Music from the Elder Download some of the tracks off this now. If I were to describe it- I'd say it's KISS acting like Pink Floyd and adding a lot of Medieval stuff. It's amazingly good or bad depending on how you look at it.

I was/ still sorta am a huge KISS fan and all of there 80's stuff sucks outside of Creatures of the Night (Which is probably my favorite KISS album outside of Destroyer). Also KISS in the 90's totally sucked except for Revenge.

Andrew WK is truly the last of a dying breed along with Kid Rock- that breed is the party rocker breed. Andrew WK simply makes fun music and that's what rock needs more than ever.

I didn't include Guns 'n' Roses cause I nor most people wouldn't classify them under as a hariband. I gotta go with the Crue on this one kicked ass for the entire 1980's unlike most of the other bands on this pole who only had a few or no moments of kick ass.

"Where the Down Boys Go" the song and video is a guilty pleasure to the highest degree. I wanna go where the down boys go.

If ^ is serious, < will pee his pants.

^'s dad may or may not be Kamala. < knows that Lou Bega is half Ugandan.

^ Called for the removal of <'s ban from kickball hall of fame. < Is now doing commericals for third rate car repair places and getting attacked by third rate Kane rip offs.

^Integral part of Chyna's fan base. Seeing as how ^ is one of Chyna's last fans. < Is an integral part to Kamala's fan base.

Year in and year out there are a lot of TV shows that get cancelled. Some are notoriously bad, some become cult classics. This thread is for the ones that no one seems to remember. I remember a TV show on TNN a few years back right after the "We Got Pop" commercials started flooding the air waves. The show's premise was these two comedians/film makers would go to a small town and make three minute spoofs/remakes of popular movies at the time. I was amused by the show and I know it didn't last for anymore than six episodes. Does anyone know what the hell I'm talking about? Another really short lived show I liked that was around 98-99ish was a VH1 show called Rock Candy. It was an off beat music news show that aired features of stuff like Jackyl playing 100 shows in 50 days and a band of shirpas playing on top of the Empire State building and Quiet Riot playing a gig at a nudist colony. The show lasted three episodes and literally no one remembers it. Finally their was a show on in 2001 also on VH1 called Sledgehammer. The show was a Tom Green show rip off except for 99% of the show revolved around music. I believe the show actually lasted an entire season (Albeit a short one, there weren't any more than 10-11 episodes) and I think it was going to have a 2nd season, however it got sued for tricking some dumbass unsigned band that they were going to be on Band on the Run ( Another somewhat short lived VH1 show).

I barely think Wight has been a credible main eventer at all in his entire career. The only time I ever bought him as a main eventer was Spring and early summer of 96 when he was feuding with Sting and Lex Luger. I didn't buy him as a main eventer when he was feuding with Hogan, cause I thought he was the stereotypical fat guy for Hogan to bodyslam.

^Will probably go after Philly area posters like SpacemanSpiff and.....< actually can't remember any more Philadelphia area posters. <When < was 5, thought his father would take him to the county fair to meet Randy Savage and the Undertaker. < cried when <'s dad wouldn't take him.