King Kamala

Boy, this Masked Heel guy is sure a dope. Shoulda made Don Quixote one of the leaders of this Viking Funeral. One more post on the Mission to 7,000!

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"The combination of the lisp and the "Oh my god I can't grow facial hair" stache (aka the dirtstache) paints a powerful picture. and the painting your face like the ultimate warrior, cutting a promo, and putting it on youtube. It speaks volumes to your level of shame. I think the last thing you need is punched in the head more. " This made me LOL.

Brody's shenanigans went over like a lead balloon at Wrestling Classics. I guess Brody doesn't go over as well with the 35-49 demographic. Did they ban you, Brodster?

Battlenuts, you can swing on these nuts? Amirite?

I had a dream last night that I was sitting at a booth in a Friendly's by myself, ready to order lunch when I realized that I had no money and left. Sometimes, the mundane dreams are more confusing than the really bizarre ones.

WTF is Brody doing harassing the assistant from Kathy Griffin's My Life on The D List? Yes, I'm gay enough (and this board is dead enough) for me to admit I enjoy that program.

Stephen King did the same thing when he paid a visit to my old alma mater during my junior year though I bet he genuinely had better things to do. What the hell does Rudy have to do except motivational speeches? At least, King had some semi-amusing stories and made fun of the film version of Dreamcatcher to make up for my disappointment of him not answering my question about his guest shot on The Simpsons.

Raz B...apprently a freak (WARNING: LOT O' DONG SHOTS)

Who at one point in his career was managed by "Classy" Freddie Blassie

I'm not really fond of the term "guilty pleasure" either because I'm not ashamed of anything I like. I think Chuck Klosterman defined the term best as something you pretend to like ironically but secretly like un-ironically. Does '80s Rod Stewart count as a guilty pleasure? Now surely there's nothing to be guilty about liking his work with The Faces or Every Picture Tells A Story but I guess if you liked his Great American Songbook stuff, it'd be kind of a guilty pleasure. Anyways, I've listened to this song three times today.

Who wrestled his last match at 74 years young against Masahiro Chono

Who was trained by Rikidozan

Who squashed Tommy Rich in his debut as The Diamond Studd at Clash of The Champions XV

Who was instrumental in starting the career of "Gentleman" Chris Adams

Who first won the WWWF Tag Team titles with one of my dad's favorites Haystacks Calhoun Yeah I just went old school on your asses.

Who were suposed to be part of the ten man tag at WrestleMania X on the team led by Rick Martel

Who was a WCW World Tag Team Champion with Diamond Dallas Page

Who wrestled Doink The Clown at WrestleMania IX

Who briefly managed Adam Bomb

Who defeated The Sandman to become the last ECW World Champion.

Who feuded for about a minute and a half with Daivari

Who purchased the services of Sapphire at SummerSlam '90.

Who made her debut as Miss Alexandra York, the manager of The York Foundation whose ranks included Michael Wallstreet