King Kamala

Major League 3: Back To The Minors is perfectly forgettable direct to video crap but I'll forever passionately loathe it for introducing me to that stupid pop country song about minor league baseball that's now engrained in my head thanks to it being played before every Portland Sea Dogs game. "This town ain't big, this town ain't small" AGH GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY HEAD. Fake Edit: "The Cheap Seats" by Alabama. Worst song about baseball ever written. Even worse than "Centerfield" and I loathe "Centerfield"

And now to get serious for a moment, here's one that got me through a lot of tough times... Another day is at end. Mama said she's tired again. No one can even begin to tell her. I hardly know what to say but maybe it's better that way, if Papa were here I'm sure he'd tell her... Shannon is gone I heard, she's drifting out to sea. She always loved to swim away. Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree, just like the one in our backyard. Mama tries hard to pretend that things will get better again. Somehow she's keepin' it all inside her. But finally the tears fill our eyes and I know that somewhere tonight that she knows how much we really miss her. Shannon is gone I heard, she's drifting out to sea. She always loved to swim away. Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree, just like the one in our backyard. Just like the one in our backyard...

15 posts into a GWAR thread and Corey Lazarus hasn't posted. I'm disappointed in him, he's losing his game face.

The local Pizza Hut transformed into a Pizza Hut/Wingstreet. Is it any different than regular Pizza Hut or do they have more options for wings? I've got some six month old Pizza Hut coupons that are burning a hole in my wallet! Edit: I can't believe I misspelled hole. Forgive me TSM spelling sticklers.

The most amusing Terry Funk "retirement" match was in '99ish when he had a match on some indy show against Sabu at a strip club in Canada.

If anything, I think Hart came out better after the whole situation than Hogan did. Hart was thisclose to defeating Yokozuna and only lost due to getting salt thrown in his eyes. Hogan won but only cause he caught Yokozuna off guard after Yoko had just wrestled. Then Hogan proceeded to not defend the title for three months or even wrestle outside of an occassional tag match with Brutus against Money Inc.

Was anybody really debating on the "nay" side though?

Come on guys, Portland, Maine- our motto is great fun for a little city! I can take you guys out for seafood afterwards, we can visit Judd Nelson's parents house. We could go on the Duck Boat. The possibilities are endless I tell ya!

As is "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Sgt. Slaughter standing side by side way towards the back. Whatever the name was of their short lived tag team reunites to pay tribute!

Geeze David's gotten really chubby since the last time I saw him.

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine!

1. I'm not sure if Hogan appeared live in The Manhattan Center but IIRC, he did do some promos hyping the Mega Maniacs/Money Inc match at WrestleMania IX and I'm sure he did some for his match against Yokozuna. I know for a fact that he never wrestled on RAW until his comeback to the WWF/E in 2002. 2. Diesel and Razor Ramon teamed up on the house show circuit against Jeff Jarrett and Shawn Michaels leading up to WrestleMania XI. Here's an MSG card with said match. WWF @ New York City, NY - Madison Square Garden - March 19, 1995 (15,000; 10,000 paid) Erik Watts & Chad Fortune defeated the Heavenly Bodies Henry Godwinn defeated Barry Horowitz WWF Tag Team Champions the Smoking Gunns defeated Tatanka & Kama Bob Backlund defeated Adam Bomb The Undertaker defeated Bam Bam Bigelow via count-out WWF World Champion Diesel & Razor Ramon defeated Shawn Michaels & WWF IC Champion Jeff Jarrett Hakushi defeated the 1-2-3 Kid Bret Hart & Davey Boy Smith defeated Owen Hart & Jerry Lawler

Where's goldengreek when you need him?

This is more reminscent of Strike Force's reunion/breakup at WrestleMania V where ten minutes after they reunited, Martel turned heel and left poor Tito Santana to get the shit knocked out of him by The Brainbusters. Hey they won! Forget everything I just said.

My prediction; Tonight, London and Kendrick EXPLODE!

I won't argue with Diesel being the worst WWF World champ of all time but I'm going to have to disagree with the group that said Diesel was undeserving of the WWF World title. When he turned face back in November '94, he was immedietely the hottest babyface they'd had in a couple years. Maybe they gave it to him a little bit earlier than they should have but it's not like Bret was lighting the arena box offices on fire. The biggest crime they did as I said earlier was change him to a do gooder, superhero Hulk Hogan type. Nash is at his best as a baby when he's basically playing a toned down version of himself (minus the shoot comments).

Eh, the only shows worth seeking out are SummerSlam and Survivor Series. Though WrestleMania and Royal Rumble that aren't nearly as bad as people make them out to be. They're both the kind of show with a lot of matches in the **-*** range but nothing in particular sticks out.

I may be in the minority but I enjoyed him hawking Amway products to The Barbarian and the luchadors during Russo's first stint in WCW.

Lest we forget edgehead69's thread where he said that we all can agree that WrestleMania 23 was the worst of all time. IMHO, the last bad WrestleMania was XV (yes, I'm the guy who really enjoys WrestleMania 2000)

Finding out that goldengreek is 35 is one of the most depressing things I've read here since I found out that JN News is 26. And another thing, can't some people wait more than a couple minutes after WrestleMania before declaring it the worst ever?

What the hell did I do? And for the record, The Marvin/WP feud was during one of my semi-frequent absences from the board.

Agreed- this is shaping up to be the worst feud in TSM history but I can't help but be riveted by the whole thing.

Uh...EHME is one of the least popular posters here.

Uh...Rolling Stone gave it five stars when it came out and called it "art rock's crowning masterpiece" (Review here).......I got nothing.

I got 21. Decent for someone who hasn't gotten into a fight since he was 12 and is totally uncoordinated.