BUTT

AWFUL WAFFLE!

rX is back! Incredible!

But they didn't even say "I don't know"!!! Edit: BEAT TO IT. SHIT.

Man, Jarrett is a douche. HHH finally lost a Hell in a Cell match when the booking required him to, but JJ always has to win HIS match, even if they aren't going to make him champ. Fuck, him.

Someone explain what happened.

Did Killings win??

You know, Ric Flair is a rare breed of wrestler. I think it can fairly be said that Flair can't work. Usually, "can't work" is synonymous with "doesn't know how to work" but that's not the case with the Nature Boy. He knows how to work, it's just that his body won't let him. He's so feeble that he can't bump properly and his movements in the ring don't look fluid or smooth. I can't blame Flair for still wanting to wrestle but this match ain't gonna be good.

And that's the kind of quality discussion you can only get at TheSmartMarks.com Forums!

I am a master of illusion.

It just won't be an ECW PPV without one unannounced impromptu match.

Excellent.

Then make one for yourself!

Bad news about the TNA video game from Gamespot:

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Mike Jones! No, not THAT Mike Jones, THIS Mike Jones! No, wrong again, I meant this dude: Sadly, it will never happen. Nintendo has seemingly forgotten all about Star Tropics. Oh well.

He does that on every album.

I DON'T NEED YOUR CIVIL WAAAAAAARRRR IT FEEDS THE RICH WHILE IT BURIES THE POOOOORRR THE POWER HUNGRY SELLING SOLDIERS IN A HUMAN GROCERY STORE - AIN'T THAT FRESH? I DON'T NEED YOUR CIVIL WAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR N-N-N-NO WHAT NO WHAT NO

WWE has a strange definition of "diva".

Is it the Mexican who Czech caused you to break up with?

Jesus Christ people, Kerrang is like the British version of Metal Edge. They aren't going to put Neutral Milk Hotel and Cat Power on the list, you boners.

I think you might enjoy it more here.

Possibly on wwe.com.