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Jumping to conclusions now, are we.

No, this was Brody, I think.

I've been plowing through the entire MSCL series for the past week or so. I'm such a fag. The best episode is the one with the cool teacher, Victor Racine, who turns out to be a deadbeat dad using a fake name who tells Angela to drop out of school. The worst was the Christmas episode with Juliana Hatfield.

Good. You're 24. A show geared towards people whose ages are in the single digits should seem stupid to you. If you want to watch it, fine, but Disney isn't doing anything wrong.

Watching the IRL Helen Lovejoys of the world get shaken up about this will be fun.

Damn, Beaniekids is sitting on a goldmine.

The whole album coming to Rock Band is cool, if only for the fact that hackers will make the individual instrument and vocal tracks available, and I'll be able to use them in Microsoft Songsmith.

Don't forget about A&E, which went from highbrow British programming and Biography to I AM THE MIIIIIIIINDFREEEEEEAK.

They're actually making Dead Space for Wii. Cool.

Invincible is pretty bad. From Dangerous on, Jacko's albums settled into a formula of up-tempo electro-New Jack Swing dance numbers and the most maudlin, sappy "save the children" power ballads. This also coincided with him writing the vast majority of his material.

It was significantly shorter than 2 weeks. The weekend after he made that sober thread he went to a party and did a big ol' pile of booger sugar.

Who is calling himself Sensei around these parts

Did you find a real job or did you just start dealing drugs like you said you were going to do?

I had always wondered if this show was actually taped in front of a crowd, because it seemed to have the most subdued studio audience ever. You'd hear light chuckling from time to time, but it was probably less prominent than on any other sitcom ever made. Go back and watch it on YouTube. It sounded like 15 people standing in the background. I always enjoyed Roundhouse. For whatever reason the thing that sticks out the most was a Speed Racer parody called "Speed Racist." I'm sure it was far more politically correct than it sounds.

It doesn't.

If you're old enough to remember SNICK when it first started, then the problem with it isn't anything Nickelodeon is or isn't doing. The shows that they air today aren't for you.

Porting RE5 down to 8-bit would be a pretty tall order, Glenn.

Are they ignoring that the opening titles were different during the first season?

I didn't like the past games (freakin' tank controls) until RE4: Wii Edition. For whatever reason that setup just felt perfect to me. And I was half-joking, because I doubt the game will come to Wii and my brother will almost definitely buy it on or shortly after launch (he's a much bigger RE fan than me).

Woo. Best-looking console game ever? Maybe. I can't believe it actually lived up to the hype. I doubt I'll ever play it.

Scaremongering. Batman kicking someone in the balls isn't designed to make the reader sexually aroused. And if they ban that "loli-con" shit, good. I don't like hentai.

I'm not so stoked on the controls. I'll play this when they port it down to Wii in August 2011.

Clearly that means he's getting the belt. YESSSSSSSSSSS