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Was I the only one reminded of Al Bundy during Vince's family prayer?

I like how "Collision in Korea" has been given the retronym "Kollision in Korea". I don't care if that's how WWE would have spelled it. It starts with a C goddammit!

Someone needs to make a YTMND with HHH's new "Bow Down to the King" theme and a picture of the Burger King. Make it happen.

Could someone post a picture of the Wrestlemania set?

Clearly people ignored Slither because they are waiting for Snakes on a Plane.

Micheals won't lose tomorrow. What would the point be in having a 60 yr old boss beat one of the few wrestlers who are over with the crowd? Stroking Vince's ego. That's what WWE is all about anyway.

That was a pretty obvious edit.

He pinned him on SNME.

OK, I just read on DVDVR that according to Meltzer, the reason why the video package on Monday read "Rick Flair" is because WWE is involved in a legal battle with Jim Crockett over the name "Ric Flair" and WWE will be calling him "Rick" until the matter is resolved. There's been some debate over whether or not this is an April Fools joke, but Dave told a fan who e-mailed him that it is a serious decision and this weeks WON preview lists "Battle over ownership of one of the most famous names in wrestling history has just come up" as one of this week's issue's stories.

I posted this at DVDVR, but I got no responses, so I'll try it here: I was just wondering if anyone was aware of any restaurant/sports bar-type places that would be showing Wrestlemania around the Allentown/Reading area of Pennsylvania. I know Hooters shows them but the closest one of those to where I am is in King of Prussia, about 35 miles away from where I am. Also, I can't get into any "real" bars because I won't be for two weeks. The "Blast areas" thing on wwe.com yields nothing that would be helpful to me. So, with that in mind, does anyone know where I might be able to go to see Wrestlemania?

2. Fuck, him. 3. And it rocked, IIRC.

May 15, to be precise. On a side note, am I the only one who thinks "New Super Mario Bros." is a really lame title?

I predict the 3-way goes on last. They'll want to end the show on happy note, i.e. Rey winning the title FOR EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE, plus they know, as much as they want to stop it, that there's a large chance that the crowd will shit all over the Cena-HHH match.

I think he means the 30 minute submission match.

Don't hate on Kreese, Mascot, you owe me. You're the one who exposed me to the Pit in the first place.

There's a new Bret Hart-themed Tim White video up on wwe.com. I'm sure you're all pumped.

Looks like her to me.

You're silly.

FOC started a thread in the General Wrestling folder in which he asked posters to list instances in which wrestlers "no sold" a pay-per-view event. The criteria for this seemed to involve being an active wrestler at the time of the event who was not in the promotion holding the event at the time. So, for example, he would say the King Kong Bundy "no sold" Wrestlemania 8 because he wasn't on the card, despite the fact that he wasn't in the WWF at the time. Does your head hurt yet?

Oh my God Lushus is Fanofcoils!

"Another good show, though below the standard that was set in the last month, and not due to the overly exaggerated "Hell" comment. I mean, Orton's a heel, and in reality, there's just as much of a chance of Eddie being in Hell as his there is of him being in Heaven. Whatever."