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What a surprise!

The internet is HARD.

I desperately await the interview on Raw where Eugene reveals to Todd Grisham that he's just a kid from Indiana looking to have some fun, and then starts wearing boxer shorts as ring attire.

Was Mike ever different from how he is now?

Question: I remember back in 2000, Black claimed he would soon be introducing a new character into XPW called "Gay Lee Dangerously", a parody of Paul Heyman who would hold a phone in one hand and a vibrator in the other. Nothing ever came of this, did it?

Milky, since you've admitted to having relationships with men, and you also have a pronounced interest in rap culture, does that make you a homo thug?

What, do you think you'll never have the internet again? You'll be back........

God, I hate the Source. Benzino is such a boner.

Dude, where was Maria tonight? I watched Unlimited for most of the night and I didn't see her.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

A CAGE! A CAGE! A CAGE! A CAGE! A CAGE! WOO!

Oh wait, I guess Ma$e has reverted to his old persona since signing with G-Unit records. Well, that's always nice to see.

Shouldn't Ma$e be above dissing people now? He's found God. Turn the other cheek, dude.

OK, let me rephrase that: They don't even say "ECW" in the documentary, do they? Because I remember a few months ago in a pwtorch.com review, the reviewer said that they don't say "ECW" once on the DVD.

They can't even say "ECW" in the documentary, can they?

They should have just given the title shot to the winner of the Monster's Ball. Then they could have achieved the same result without having to cut Joe/Liger or other matches short.

A couple of years ago a guy in my dorm got drunk and fell into a river, and since it was really cold and he didn't want to freeze, he ended up breaking into someone's house and just sleeping there. Then in the morning before he left he stole some of their clothes to wear home. Also, my first roommate got really drunk one time and woke up in the back of a car somewhere outside Philadelphia, with no recollection of how he got there.

It's a ripoff of "Still D.R.E." by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.

Wait, so if Team 3D was able to be there, why didn't they advertise them????

You know, if they had just booked Raven/Jarrett as the main event, TNA never would have had this problem...........

That's awful.

Incandenza's post in this thread actually made me laugh out loud.

I'll give Nash the benefit of the doubt as far as Starrcade '97 goes. He felt like he was having a heart attack, and his dad died of a heart attack at a young age, so he was afraid. However, his heart attack scare came from a day spent eating weed brownies, drinking beer and taking muscle relaxers, so he doesn't get too much sympathy from me. While I'm not too sad about the prospect of Nash not main-eventing (although I do hope he gets better), it's quite unfortunate for TNA that they won't be able to deliver the main event of the first PPV that their new Spike TV audience will be able to see.

Not only that, the lawsuit also claimed WCW portrayed black wrestlers as pimps.

Well, I don't mind it too much of he says "I'm going to New York" or something like that. But I remember a Wrestleline interview he did right before WCW shut down where he was like "If you look at New York right now, New York's shows are terrible". I don't know, I thought it was dumb.