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FUCK THIS SHIT.

Actually, a quick look at John Petrie's Monday Night recap archive tells me his first live appearance on USA was on 3/11/96.

I wish I could make 9.40/hr pushing carts.

I'm sure the footage of Bret talking is from the upcoming DVD.

Darrell Hammond is STILL on SNL? What is this, his 11th season?

Does Warrior/Savage from WM7 include all the post-match stuff with Elizabeth? I have to figure it wouldn't.

Survivor Series '87 is just horribly clipped. I can't really explain it, but.....there's an edit about every minute.

I hate that narrator's voice. Plus the fact that she always says "Gabrielle Solis". You don't need to say her last name every time!

Question: How does the DVD end? Do they mention Warrior's recent speaking engagements?

It would be cool if they had the ring rotate like on WCW Worldwide.

TNA's ring is differently-shaped but it still has the style of an average ring. TNA should make their ring really flashy. If I were in charge, all the ringposts would have flashing LEDS on them and confetti would shoot out of them at random times much like Johnny B. Badd's Badd Blaster. And the ring ropes would be covered in glitter. What would this accomplish? Nothing. But I still would make it happen.

Sets are cool to look at the first time you see them (especially if its one of WWE's Wrestlemania sets) but they ae not worth the money spent on them given the fact that 90% of the time the cameras are on the ring. You never see a promotion trying to make the ring look cool.

Mike doesn't post in the CE folder anymore. If you want his unique brand of conservative commentary you gotta go here: http://www.shootproject.com/thepit

In other words, HHH promos.

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Back in '93, didn't they used to do Raw in the Manhattan Center at around 5 or 6PM and then show it a few hours later?

A DQ finish in their first main event. Not a good idea.

I always imagined HTQ as being Asian-American.

HTQ, are you British?

Well they've never really been given a chance. Ron Simmons was, of course, but he just wasn't all that good in the ring. Booker was a good WCW champion, but he was champ during a time when nobody in the company was drawing.

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How much money is WWE losing with this USA deal?

I love the cut-aways, but the caveman and Will Ferrell jokes went way too long.

Thus explaining why getting rid of Smackdown would be a horrible idea.