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I was just watching the Nintendo E3 conference on IGN, and Satoru Iwata said that Revolution will be able to play DVDs "with a small internal attachment". Huh?

From what I've read Sony was always planning to release their own system, even if the deal for the Super NES CD-ROM had gone through.

Some day I would like to see Bon Jovi live, but they tune all their songs a half step down, and it really sucks the life out of the songs.

Holy shit, he was.

You know, I really hate Sabrina the Teenage Witch. But if it's one of the episodes with Soleil Moon Frye, I have to watch.

Bon Jovi is awesome.

Hell no, then it really would be like WCW in 2000.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

He's just trying to be one of the guys.

Just wondering, why does WWE always go to Alberta at the end of May? Is it because they think attendance in the US would be down because of Memorial Day?

I knew it!

Flair is going to hit Batista in the balls.

Now I'm not sure who comes back - HHH or Kane. Maybe both, who knows?

HHH is definitely coming back tonight.

Holy shit he humped him.

Viscera eats and does everything at the same time.

Strip Vis strip!

They're turning Maria into Kelly Bundy.

I bet this is what Meltzer was talking about when he said not to miss this show.

If they just continue with Kane as the "angry, tortured soul" this will suck. However, if they use this angle to turn Kane into an emo-bitch, it will be the greatest thing ever.

Oh yeah, I'll buy in on DVD and PSP.

You just used that picture!

Keep crying, you little bitch.

Wow, that was a HELL of a match. I can't wait for One Night Stand! ....

God I hope not.