BUTT

Well, Psychosis is going to be with WWE now, but I'm sure Erik is available!

Indeed, I remember the first thing I thought when I saw the picture on the back of I Get Wet was "wow, this dude looks like Rhyno".

Rhyno won't shit in anyone's bag, but he will make them shit their own face.

One time my dad was yelling at my brother and my brother actually said "Do you know who I am?" as though he deserved celebrity treatment from his own father despite never actually doing anything in his life.

I like this. Maybe even have Lilian Garcia/Tony Chimmel refuse to announce him to the ring and when he does wrestle in the first few months the WWE officials have an obvious bias against him, but since everybody in the company (including the commentaters) despise him, there's nothing he can do. Another good touch. The ring announcers can't introduce him because, in kayfabe, they don't have his details at hand because he's not under contract, and they can't introduce people who just hop over the guardrail. But how exactly would they explain him wrestling despite supposedly not having a contract?

Explain.

Given that the Virtual Boy is the only system they have released which lost them money, I'd say they're doing just fine. (Yes, there is a widespread belief that N64 was a financial disaster, but it actually made Nintendo more money than Playstation did for Sony, so it wasn't exactly a failure)

It didn't help matters that Vampiro lost about 9999 of his 10000 matches with Sting from April to September.

That was excellent.

Well, he got banned because a mod said he was "probably Johnson", but to be quite honest I don't even know who Johnson is so I don't know why that's bad.

After learning that Banders was a gimmick, it occurs to me that the key to his success was that he posted fairly normally for the first several months, then got progressively stranger and more ridiculous as the months went on. It's like the dude had it all planned from the beginning. You know who I miss? Shoes Head. He was kind of like Banders, except I think he was serious.

I think Bon Jovi is Catholic. He's pretty charismatic and media-savvy, although I don't know if he'd want to give up his stake in that arena football team to be the Pope.

OK, I think this one is a little more accurate:

I agree. Not only would that add more intrigue to the match, but Cena's big title win wouldn't be overshadowed like it was last night.

I should say that my picture isn't really representative of my appearance, since I'm fatter than that. Not huge, but not thin.

It just started. I guess they're doing Piper and Hogan's inductions on TV.

The first time I saw ECW when I was 10 years old, the match between Guerrero/Taz and Malenko/Scorpio where Taz injured his neck. Seeing Misterio and Psychosis for the first time. Raven winning his first ECW world title. Pillman's "smart marks" promo. Austin's ECW debut.

Last week I read Reginald Veljohnson's name on Wikipedia's list of gay celebrities. I had no idea.

Well, the DS plays GBA games but it's almost twice the price of the SP. As for games, there are a lot of Super NES ports, but there are also some really good original games, such as: Metroid Fusion Metroid: Zero Mission (it's a remake of the NES Metroid but it has a lot of new stuff) Zelda: The Minish Cap Castlevania: Circle of the Moon Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow Mario Kart: Super Circuit Mario & Luigi Golden Sun Golden Sun: The Lost Age Advance Wars 1 & 2 Sonic Advance 1, 2 & 3 and there are many more I'm sure someone will be able to recommend.

http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/C...s&referral=SUPP

I think IWC is a really dumb expression. My friend, who thinks of himself as a "smark" uses it in conversation often and he sounds like a dumbass? So how is this place a laughingstock? The way I see it, even though it seems like wrestling is being increasingly less important to the board with every passing day, most wrestling boards are either infested with people who write like they're in 2nd grade or elitists who refuse to believe that anything that doesn't feature Misawa or Kawada is any good. So I would like to know how someone who posts here can say that TSM is the worst of the wresting message boards. In my opinion, it's the best forum, bar none, on the internet.

In WCW 2000 Mark Madden used to call Kevin Nash "The Sexecutioner".

No, he actually returned months before that. I'm just not sure exactly when.

I asked this on the last page, and nobody answered, so I'll try again: How and when did Honky Tonk Man return to WWF in '96? I've pinpointed the time to somewhere right after IYH: It's Time, but I don't really remember nor can I find many specifics on how he returned.