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Jeez, that would have been awesome. Do you know if there was any chance of actually getting those guys? I know Hart mentioned it in his infamous Flair-bashing post last summer that Flair wanted to bring him in but had to renege on the offer - did negotiations get far with any of the others?

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Sweeeeeeeeeeeet, dude!!

The thing I hate about Coulter is that she doesn't just exaggerate liberal behavior, she sometimes refers to made-up examples of liberals, such as when she refers to the "liberals who are rooting for us to get attacked again". Who are these people? She doesn't name any names, she just assumes her loyal fanbase will say "oh, yeah, those people" and know they must exist because they know as well as she does that liberals all hate America and are on the enemy's side.

Look a few threads down from this one for the anti-HHH thread. It's months older than this one.

This was like the Grease 2 of TSM threads.

That was right after she sued the WWF, so I think Bischoff was trying to show up the WWF by having one of their stars on Nitro. They couldn't legally bring her in, though, due to her contractual status with the WWF, although I'm guessing if Sable's lawsuit had played out the way she wanted it to she would have been allowed to go to WCW. Marc Mero also appeared on a Thunder in 2000, but they couldn't bring him in for similar reasons.

I liked how he claimed that he had received more combat wounds than John Kerry. This would indicate that either (a) Mike has a military background that he's too gosh-darn humble to tell us about or (b) Kerry received a negative amount of wounds during his time in Vietnam.

Donkey punching fans love TSM.

Jesus, are those really the lyrics to Bischoff's theme? Ugh.....

You should have ended the post -=Cerebus because it's really cool when Mike does that.

The Smoking Gunns wore jeans.

Indeed you are not slimy. You are evil. I am sorry for mislabeling you.

They did do a title switch between Kidman and the Artist in early 2000. However, it was never mentioned on TV, which they did a lot in WCW, having champions lose and regain titles at house shows and ignoring the changes on TV. As for Lenny, they were planning to have him appear on the 10/4 Nitro not acting gay or flamboyant at all and job the title, but they decided it would be best not to have him on TV, so they claimed he lost the title at a house show, and then had Psychosis lose the title to Disco later that night. WCW later removed Lenny's name from the CW title history on wcw.com, so as to claim that his reign never took place, but later they put him back on there.

You're right, and I have corrected that. With so many awards, it just gets confusing.

Yeah, but then it would be seen as a new title. The World Title is supposed to follow the lineage of the WWWF/WWF/WWE title up until Brock became Smackdown exclusive.

Alright, people, I did it. I did it because I don't think Banders will. But not enough of you people voted, so some of the categories don't have a winner. If everyone just got one vote, there's no winner. However, if, say, two people each get two votes, then they are co-winners. These categories: WORST "FUNNY" THREAD OF THE YEAR BIGGEST "TRIES TO BE COOL" POSTER OF THE YEAR BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR POSTER YOU WOULD LEAST LIKE TO MEET IN REAL LIFE WORST POSTER OF THE YEAR MOST IMPROVED POSTER OF THE YEAR SMARTEST POSTER OF THE YEAR RENAISSANCE POSTER AWARD: BEST ALL-AROUNDER have no winner. This category: MOST PATHETIC POSTER has no official winner either, but I'm awarding it to myself, for actually doing this. But remember: I'm doing it for you. BAD AWARDS WORST SERIOUS THREAD OF THE YEAR Child Born Without a Face There's something about that thread that just isn't right! SLIMIEST POSTER OF THE YEAR This one is a three-way tie, between IDrinkRatsMilk, Banky, and Hoff! WIMPIEST POSTER OF THE YEAR This one goes to FrigidSoul. I guess that's what happens when you leave the board and return under a different name! BIGGEST NERD POSTER OF THE YEAR IDrinkRatsMilk, you get this one for yourself! ANGLESAULT AWARD: MOST ANNOYING POSTER OF THE YEAR This one's for -iB-! MOST RETARDED POSTER OF THE YEAR This one goes to Jason. Sorry dude, but starting a thread defending Hitler won't win you any fans on this board! MOST EVIL POSTER OF THE YEAR According to the posters on this board, the most evil poster of the year is......Tritec! BIGGEST BOARD IDIOT OF THE YEAR This award goes to the highly unpopular -iB-! MOST HATED POSTER OF THE YEAR See above! GOOD/BAD AWARD BANNED POSTER OF THE YEAR As the most high-profile banning this year, it is unsurprising that Anglesault wins this one, with a whopping FIVE votes in his favor! MOST INFLUENTIAL POSTER OF THE YEAR This one is a tie between the Larry and Balki of the new millennium, Incandenza and Agent of Oblivion! GOOD AWARDS BEST SERIOUS THREAD OF THE YEAR Treble's thread about losing his remote! BEST FUNNY THREAD OF THE YEAR The Bible is Literally True, and it must be, if this thread is so popular! POSTER YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET IN REAL LIFE This one goes to Tritec, who also won most evil poster. What does this say about the people on this board? I don't Know! BIGGEST EXPERT POSTER: MUSIC This one is a tie between Edwin MacPhisto and Incandenza! BIGGEST EXPERT POSTER: MOVIES & TV This one goes to godthedog!!!! BIGGEST EXPERT POSTER: WRESTLING This award goes to Loss, who proved himself in the popular WCW thread in General Wrestling! BIGGEST EXPERT POSTER: STREET SMARTS/GENERAL Agent of Oblivion easily takes this one, with five votes (including one he cast himself)! BIGGEST EXPERT POSTER: CURRENT EVENTS & WORLD NEWS The CE folder's biggest star, The/A MikeSC, wins this category. We miss you, dude. Please come back! MOST EASY TO TALK TO/FRIENDLIEST POSTER OF THE YEAR It's another tie, this time between fountain of wrestling information Loss and name-changing TSMer Banky! COOLEST POSTER OF THE YEAR Banky shares this award too, this time with St. IDrinkRatsMilk! MOST INTIMIDATING POSTER OF THE YEAR Agent of Oblivion takes this one, and who can blame anyone for being intimidated by him? I bet he's giving the finger because he wants to be like his hero, Steve Austin! MOST FUNNY POSTER OF THE YEAR This one goes out to Subliminal Animal, who after I changed my name in November, sent me a PM imploring me to post as a gimmick in HD, but normally in other folders. Good idea, but I respectfully declined! BEST FLAMER OF THE YEAR It's THREE-WAY TIE, between Banky, Subliminal Animal, and MrRant!!! POSTER'S CHOICE: FAVORITE POSTER OF THE YEAR This award goes to the evil poster everyone wants to meet, Tritec!!! WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU?: BOARD MVP 5 votes, bitches. FIVE. That's a big number out of how many people voted. BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR This is the big one, folks. It's for all the marbles. And it goes to........... Subliminal Animal!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations dude!!! You're number one!!!

I'm strongly considering tabulating these votes myself.

Where the fuck was her penis?

I always figured Marney would come back.....but I guess she had to stand up for what she believes in. As for Mike, on the other hand, I believe he will come back. His posts on Marney's blog never get any comments, and you can tell he really thrives on the feedback his writings get. Plus, his stuff on that blog is really lame - he recently wrote a post about how fucked up it is that The Left likes Bill Clinton, but not a true patriot like Joe McCarthy, and another one about how The Left is stupid because they support abortion but not gun rights. His latest one is about how people should be against gay marriage simply because The Left supports it, and The Left is RACIST. Certainly, were he still posting here, he'd have more interesting stuff to talk about.

I'm sure that was supposed to be a joke.

What exactly is this Gerwitz story?

http://www.1wrestling.com/news/newsline.asp?news=20966 Am I the only one who finds it interesting that the story was written by Joey Styles?

Well, folks, the year is almost over, and I think it's been a good one for TSM. So here are some of my favorite threads from this year. Add your own, reminisce, whatever. I had sex with my male cousin Bret Hart responds to Ric Flair's comments Attn: People using images from paul-london.com Marney R.I.P.

I think you should bring him flowers.