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Except, who made Mutant League Football? EA, that's who.

What the fuck is a "deep thoat"?

I was disappointed with O.J. Hart's return to the forums. I was hoping he would create another classic thread, but he contributed several very nonmemorable posts before he was banned.

Well, the New Year's Eve PPV was a Bischoff idea, and we know how much he loves celebrities and spending big money. Once Bill Busch took over WCW, the PPV was cancelled.

They did plan to do a Simmons/Rude match at Starrcade, and in fact it was the advertised main event, I believe, right up until the show. However, Rude got injured and was replaced by Steve Williams.

If there was a match between Flair and Flair, it would get INFINITY BILLION stars!~~~~ At least from Meltzer it would.

I think there was also supposed to be a KISS concert there.

Especially since Hall, with his slick hair and puffy-looking face, looks quite a bit like Greg Valentine when he was in Rhythm and Blues.

Real games never look as good as the system's concept art or videos.

Perhaps a better question to ask is how would MikeSC's vague topic titles have read were he starting topics on a) Watergate, b) Iran-Contra, and c) The Lewinsky scandal, had this board existed in those days.

WE HAVE A WINNER! Seriously, though, Benoit-Michaels in May was awesome, except for the HHH run-in.

Shoes Head was awesome.

AHEM! That's "indie".

I heard that he's just constantly out of breath: "He's a wolf...lonely...night...bloodstain....stage............He's the tear....eye.......tempted.........lie.........knife........back......rage!"

Wow, they're hitting some big arenas. Is the Crue really that much of an attraction anymore? Sure, the reunion will get them some attention, but it hasn't been THAT long since they last played together.

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He really quit the board? I thought he just left CE.

I think I've found it. Tail Concerto

It would be awesome if one of the TE kids tried to get Holly to "do the WWE dance".

Holy crap, he's on Leno right now, and he's clean shaven and wearing a suit. He looks like a cross between Peter Griffin and WCW-era Jim Ross.

I believe the Undertaker was going to flush the Big Show's dad's ashes down the toilet.

I think there should be a wrestler who is a hardcore fondue traditionalist. He can spend all of his promos talking about all of the great fondue restaurants he has been to and how when someone drops the bread into the pot, they should buy a round of drinks for the whole table. Then they could do an angle where he invites another wrestler out to have a fondue dinner with him and when the other wrestler accidently touches the fork with his lips, the traditionalist would beat the crap out of him for not observing proper fondue etiquette. I believe that if WWE introduced this character right now they would have a new main event star by the time Wrestlemania 21 came around.

I remember the Nitro where they literally sent one midcarder after the other to the ring to get powerbombed and pinned by Kevin Nash in 5 seconds each time. I think they killed like 12 guys before stopping. Nash did that a lot, kill midcarders. Not to mention that he didn't even have to cover them, the ref just counted to three every time one of them hit the mat.