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Haha, Byron scared Bob away from making this week's box office thread.

Like I would joke about cinema. A movies folder is a place to talk about Eisenstein and other Soviet auteurs, not for discussing what's popular right now. "Hey, look at me! I'm bob_barron! I see movies and post about them on TSM!" You bastard.

That would be an incredibly progressive move for Nintendo, and would require a patch, so no.

For a female, Ginger Snaps hasn't been subjected to the ridiculous fawning that TSM women usually are on the receiving end of. Perhaps this is because she is thought to be Prince Paul. Ripper once said she looked like iCarly but I don't consider that flirting, unless Rip was utilizing the Mystery Method and wanted to drop a Neg by comparing her to a 14-year-old.

THERE ALREADY WAS A BATMAN MOVIE! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE ANOTHER ONE?

Ginger Snaps isn't Paul.

Looking at my school district's faculty list, I find that a lot of the elementary school teachers who were there when I attended are still working there, while at the middle school I attended, the number of teachers still there from when I attended is, like, in the single digits. I wonder what that means.

All the hot girls are elementary ed. majors. From what I've seen they're usually not all that smart either, meaning they're getting our youngest generation off to a bad start by treating their formative education years as a mass babysitting job. :(

I'm considering going back to school and getting my degree in Secondary Education/English. Having a degree in writing hasn't done anything for me, so I need to consider a new vocation, and making $45K a year sounds pretty good to me (sad, isn't it?). I figure it'll give me something to do while I work on my first screenplay. Someone talk me out of it.

The RickRoll as a phenomenon has long since passed its peak. But I don't want Mr. Astley to fade back into obscurity yet. I think he still has some juice left in his career. You don't just find a white singer with the Negro sound and the Negro feel anymore.

You're lucky I couldn't fit all the lyrics in there. Woulda been twice as long!

Nice to know you (and Punk by proxy) are keeping that weird "ALVAREZ IS JEALOUS BECAUSE PUNK FUCKED MARIA" thing alive. You really don't take criticism of your friends well.

My only hope is that all of the people participating in the current drafts won't be able to find them now.

Byron, this is a fucking wrestling board. Just because you've never liked a movie that grossed over $5 million doesn't mean Sam Barron can't geek out over how much the vampire chick flick is going to take in. If you want smart discussion about movies, start some yourself. You can quote thirty pages of some screenplay instead of a revered postmodern novel.

Meltzer reported on EHME's friend's dad's death in his daily update.

For such a prevalent board craze, I feel nobody really exploited the potential for parody that the drafts brought about. Like we could have had an Internal Organs Draft, Cat Breeds Draft, KFC Menu Items Draft but no, just an "All-time Board Draft" that played on the ambiguous connotations of the word "board." A waste I say.

YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR SEX YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU AIN'T BEEN MINDFUCKED YET LET'S DO IT LET'S DO IT LET'S DO IT OOOOOOOOOH MY DISTORTED SMILE GUESS WHAT I'M DOIN' NOW AAAAAAHHHHHHH

"Jumping Bomb Angels got japped at the Garden."

Not as hard as I fucked your mother, you backwoods, greasy ass bitch!!

Metallica has a song called "My World" that's equally as bad. I think that was also the name of Jeff Jarrett's TNA theme song. Not a good track record. I wonder what Avril's "My World" sounds like.

Is that anything like Bionicle

A Star Is Born

I liked the version they played in Rio in 2001. That arrangement seemed a bit more restrained, but I think that might have just been a bad mixing job.

Czech's taking the continued existence of Guns N' Roses very hard.

Drum loops are awesome. I'm proud of Axl for embracing them and strongly support his decision to use them on Chinese Democracy.