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People are gonna take that one for serious, aren't they? I didn't sit there at the computer seething with rage when I wrote that. One thing is for damn sure at TSM Forums - when Kreese wants to make a bad post, he's gonna make a damn bad post. Maybe I should have quoted twenty pages of Nabokov?

*gulp* Looks like you've won this round.

Oh, is that a shot at me, you Schwimmer-looking banana muffin? I'll start whatever goddamn thread I want in YOUR folder. Doesn't start real discussion? GOOD, I'M FUCKING GLAD. I wasn't trying to celebrate the release of the vaunted P.Fork's indisputable list of great songs, I was making fun of them for recycling 70% of their crappy list from the semi-annual Rolling Stone/Entertainment Weekly/Spin/Blender/NME and whoeverthefuckelse Tribute To The Same Couple Hundred Canonized Songs Of The Last Few Decades. I thought the Fork was supposed to be better than that, lest it be not deserving of all the hipster fawning it receives. Pitchfork is bullshit you're bulshit music folder is bullshit. I can't believe you used to be my hero, Inc. Wanna make out?

It's not showing up for me in the Original Skin (one with a twist, and a bit of a spin).

Man, at least make the kid 14 or something. Not an elementary schooler. The Karate Kid is supposed to be a drama, you know. I'll bet you anything they're going to make this an action-comedy. Complete with lots of fart jokes. They ain't remaking the Karate Kid, they're remaking 3 Ninjas.

Ehh, it's dumb to do it like that. They should have just had them beat him up and been like "consider that your initiation. If you've got any balls you'll come back." And then he'd wouldn't come back and he's look like a pussy. Announcing that a dude is going to the other promotion, especially when the dude is right there on your TV as you're saying it, is just...I don't know, it's wrong. But then again, I don't have any unresolved issues due to discovering that Vince McMahon, the man I see as a father figure, doesn't respect me as much as I respect him, so forgive me if I don't have the insight required to understand why mentioning WWE on every show is so brilliant.

You can't change the metric system, can you.

"I got into a fistfight with my friends" may actually be the second most amazing thing about that thread considering it was called "Fat Hot Thumbtack, time to die."

Clean as in no AIM beeps or other such chicanery? Where'd you find that?

No, homestyle means little, inch-long, super-thin noodles. I don't know why it's called such because that sure as hell ain't how they make soup in my family. We use rotini, though. I'm sure not everyone does that. BUT THEY SHOULD. I go through phases with soup. Sometimes I prefer Progresso, and sometimes Campbell's. When I'm making Progresso, I like to leave it boiling for a couple of minutes longer than I probably should. It makes a lot of the broth evaporate, but it gives it a thicker consistency. Probably thicker than you'd like, Czech. I don't mind if the soup I get from Chinese restaurants is just chicken-flavored water, but the canned stuff? Yeah, I need just a little more.

That soup doesn't rock, if I remember correctly. Are you talking about Campbell's Soup as a whole, or just the low-salt kind? Because we have a few cans of low-sodium Homestyle chicken noodle in the house, and there ain't no WAY I'm eating that crap. But anyone who doesn't like regular Campbell's is a fuckin' heathen.

I e-mailed Meltzer once to ask him if Rude was supposed to win. He said didn't remember what was going on during that period of time. THE ONE THING HE DOESN'T KNOW. I suppose if we wait a year we'll get the Observers from that era posted online.

And KANERULESFAN helped it to remember, amirite.

Perhaps the best strategy when trying to sell video games is NOT telling everyone how shitty you thought they were.

Rude got screwed. Great King of Cable match. And awesome tag title match. But what a flat ending to finish a show with a battle royal which nobody cared about. I liked the old Starrcade theme. It's too bad they have to overdub that. I've never seen the full version of this show. I just used to rent the 2-hour version from my local video store. Time to see the Lethal Lottery tag matches in full for the first time!

Looks like Rosie the Riveter. On crack.

oh jesus

White Obama looks like Bradshaw, Black McCain looks like a gingerbread cookie.

What, he isn't "twee" enough, you freakin' goonzer? Life in the U.K. circa 2002 was pretty rough for you, wasn't it Dan.

My dad wrote a song for the Cowsills. They didn't record it, but they sang it live. I don't think he got paid for it.

Franken and Coleman are like 78 votes apart now. Also Ted Stevens is leading his opponent.

Last I heard it was about 55-45 in favor of the ban.

Oh, I'm pretty sure I've said this before. But there should be a new Space Harrier for WiiWare. Or it could be a retail game, I don't care. But you could just use the Wiimote to move the Harrier AND shoot. Now that's perfect. There was an arcade sequel about 7 years ago called Planet Harriers. I wonder how that was. They should just port that. It'll be at home with all Sega's other 7-8 year old ports like Samba de Amigo and Bass Fishing.

Czech is going to laugh at a whole lot of this very soon.

And CBS declares Barry the winner.